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Show IN THE ODD CORNER. oae for War sa Than Fhlllattass. an aching tooth; it must bo Kneed upon the tooth. . . . The Captain Sampson Weigh suchor at roots of a thorn which does not see the once, sir, and The Executive Officer We cant QUEER AND CURIOUS THINGS face of the sun when growing Is the medicine for an aching tooth; it must weigh anchor, sir. AND EVENTS. ' be placed upon the tooth. Cant weigh anchor? Why not?" In the midst of all these prescriptions, howThere are three newspaper boats Prafltebte Fruit Growing Abont Asrlant ever. room was still found for some of tied fast to our cables, sir. Doctors The Gaatla Son of Japan the superstitious charms and IncantaCut the cables and go ahead full flbop Window Fires Frsoorvlng tha tions which might be tried when every- speed. flalar of Plants Fntanta In Chinn. thing else had failed. The practice of Beg pardon, sir, but we cant go medicine had advanced to a much high- ahead. er point In Egypt, but It is probable Whats that? Cant go ahead? Prail Labia Frail Growing. that It was from Babylonia rather than No, sir. There are four newspaper Now and again soma interesting facts from Egypt that the Jews acquired boats tied to our bow chains, sir." coma to tha surfaca about the produc-tlo- n their knowledge of It. Great Nelson! Slash the lines and of fruits and delicacies of various back, up!" sorts, by means of which some grower We we cant back up, sir. Fire. more shrewd, painstaking or practical Cant back up?" So numerous have fires in shop winthan his fellows has made a fortune, or dows become No, sir. There are three newspathat special attention is is on the high road to that most allur- called to boats fastened to our rudder, sir, per the of the lights and two protection ing state of things. It may be strawmore are lashed to our screw. used in order to show the goods to the berries, mushrooms, hot house grapes, best Is recommended It cucumbers, tomatoes or whatnot, but It that advantage. F.DTlod lllnualf. wire gas globes and shades be Is a success with consequent results. used and so arranged that the air can Ah, Dlnnls, it do be sbtrange Judy Straightway scores of persons rush pass between of protective ma- to hear ye talkin that way, whin It was layers same Into the buslnes, and for a time terial In order to ventilate these yersllf that used to be tillin me that the market Is threatened with overstock, so that the outer ones do not 01 was the shwatest craychure In the spaces and prices will, It is predicted, come become overheated. There Is great wurruld. down far below the cost of production. in the use of lamps covered danger Dlnnls Did 01 lver till yez that, JuBut for some mysterious reason, after with fabric shades where the space Is dy? a few years all of this excitement dies not fully open above and below. If Judy Indade, an ye did, Dlnnls. out, glass, sash frames and materials gas of the sort are lights Dlnnls Begorra, an ef thats so, thin for hotbeds are for sale for a song, and used there should be some means of ad01 lnvy mesllf the condition 01 musht the enthusiastic grower, haring parted the free passage of air under hev ben In at the toime. Richmond with a goodly amount of his surplus mitting the burners. One of the best plans is cash, If Indeed he has not become ut- -. the use of a metallic cap, or cover, with Dispatch. terly bankrupt, makes up his mind that a ventilating pipe running Into a flue Ills Rank. there Is some trick or catch about the which Is practically fireproof. No Twynn Tou addressed that man as 'business, and that as for him and his soldering should be used In these pipes, house, they will stick to as the heat might melt them, and, general, didnt you? Triplett Yes. legitimate farming and gardening. It passing through the broken spaces, IgHow did he acquire that rank? la only the genius who succeeds in nite the surrounding articles. Wire I conferred It on him. accomplishing great things In the way gauze made into screens and shades is of forcing fruit and vegetables. Indeed among the most valuable guards for What for? Because he Is a general nuisance. It Is the experience of life that great such purposes, but these should be successes are among the most uncomof outside placed porcelain shades, mon of occurrences. era Thing. which are unquestionably the best pro( There Is very little danger of over- tective materials, as they certainly are stocking the market with exceedingly the most attractive. If electricity Is line products. A gardener who has fol- used, the utmost care must be exerlowed his business for half a century cised that the wires are properly Inremarked the other day that It would sulated, and that there Is no wearing make but very little difference to him or breaking of the covering, as the If hothouses were set up on every place slightest bare spot on the wire may 1 He has his trade sufficient to start a conflagration. In his community. secured and established, by the most painstaking and Intelligent work on his Tha Gentle Jap. specialties, and It Is the height of abTo those whose duty or pleasure calls surdity to suppose that any amateur into the busy thoroughfares of can come along and successfully com- them large cities, and whose ears are aspete with him. The rules that apply sailed with the shocking expressions The General I have stood unmoved to one class of growers lit equally to all. with which dewhen shells were bursting around me. y of the passers-bmany There are but few men who can conCould you? their to Japan language, garnish tract to furnish at a given date a light Romeo Barnstormer Well, that should be a terrestrial paradise for given number of spring Iambs In per- the the age deal As a would an oath. upon utter never great depend Japanese fect condition. The same be sale a matter of fact, the reason for this Is of the eggs. Life. of poultry and other meats. In that there Is no word in the Japanese products and the ordinary lsnguage equivalent to an oath. Even Tha Fenny Man. garden yield there is almost as much the vast number of foreigners who Miss Mattinay Ygu wont mind mf certainty that the uncertainty will be have gone tto that country during1 the Hr. Sparkle, In the rule. Agreement to supply a iat ten years, and the thousands of sitting down myNionnet, will you? thousand heads of cauliflower resulted new words added to the language, have n comlo writSparkle (the In the production of less than fifty that not In the least affected the Japanese his of one latest witticisms) er, quoting were up to the standard. Lettuce In swearing. In this respect the Jawill only flatten It out It at Not all; grown by ordinary methods Is practi- panese stand alone, for all other Ina little. cally unmerchantable. habitants of earth can use pretty strong Miss Mattinay Oh, come, now. Hr. The Impression prevails that the language, when, for example, on get- Sparkle, I know that is not your own. standard vegetables can be grown with out of bed they step on a tack I saw it in print the other day! Moonthe greatest ease, and so they can, but ting with Its business end up. shine. a few experts have taken these familiar friends of ours in hand, and have Frooarvlng tha Color of Fleets. Still Going. brought them up to a quality that has To preserve the natural colors ol Mrs. Bingley George, I wish youd completely demoralized the market Is oftentimes of great Imporan advertisement In the paper for Vegetables such as were grown ten or plants Aside from the mere appear- put tance. fifteen years ago dealers would not take as a dis- a girl. at any price, and any attempt to realize ance, the color Is valuable Mr. Bingley Why? Wheres Hanof preA method feature. tinguishing a profit from them would be met with nah? simutter failure. Apples that would have serving the color Is given which Is Mrs. Bingley Oh, she left this mornbeen merchantable when the present ple and practical. Immerse the plant ing without as much as saying good-bIt farmers were starting out in life now In 90 to 95 per cent alcohol,anor place Mr. Bingley Thats nice. I wonder air and In pump a apply cylinder go into the cider mill. what made her do it? Wheat Is as carefully scrutinized as to produce a vacuum; then Immerse Mrs. Bingley The oil can. CleveIn a 5 per cent solution of the plants butter, and the unscrupulous farmer land Leader. who would resort to mixing a grain of glycerine that has been made slightly an Inferior grade In order to increase blue by sulphate or acetate of copper. A Fin Morning. copper the bulk of his crop would be very The combination produces your worship, affabFine morning, affected not Is which by likely to find his entire output thrown phyllocyanate, man who had been arthe remarked In any ly back on his hands snd himself stamped light, and is almost Insoluble before for being drunk If the copper rested file night as a man with whom commission mer- preservative medium. and disorderly. chants would not care to deal. And salt Is in excess, It may be removed by Yes, Indeed, responded the Justice, and formaline of glycerine, a mixture all over the country the same condition a fine morning In fact, a 10 of the prevalue quite the which Increases of affairs prevails. fine morning. servative medium. Shop-Wimlo- Willard Shipley, Tonsorial Artist. Does all kind of Pint Clout Rorber Work. American Fork, Utah. Opposite Post Offlee, ANDREW ADAMSON County Surveyor! Deputy Mineral Surveyor and U. S. NOTARY PUBLIC. ed U.G. pa-tro- na Dining Car Service. The ONLY LINK equipped with Buffet Smoking and Library Care. Through Pullman Vrstibnled Palaes and Tourist Sleeping Cars. Free Reclining Chair Cars, with no i bangs to Mlssonrl River and. Chicago and only one change to New York. Aa the lowest rates to ail points apply via the Colon Pacific wbv not nse It in preference to any other HnnT Two trains for all points east leave Sail Lake City dally at 7:00 A. M. and 6:25 P. M. Detailed Information of every kind relating to railroad and bn steamship transportation will on promptly and cheerfully furnished application to. H. II. CLAY. General Agent 201 Main Street, Balt Lake City. Utah. 6. K. TEOC. JOHN A1TORNEYS at LAW Booms l,S,SenA4 Swaeey A Martin Block Provo, Utah. JCre lichee; 6n reverse map of tha world: all throe postpaid IBots. htn ui Ilitory. N Cite, by Gonxala and Henry Daren port Northrop; SOOpp, ttnely illustrated; cloth tl.BO, toll moroo eo M OO. Bent postpaid on reooipt of price. circular free. A feme wanted. Parliament Pub. Oo., SUO Qulaey Bldg We-crlpti- Pleaaant for Him. Where Ik your sister, Caller Early Bobby ?heH upstairs listenBobby? ing so Bhe enn teil whether Its worth :i. Er. while to cnm Colo- Denver, i FOR QOOD PRINTING CALL AT Denver, Colo B, M. Cuihinq, Trsv. Pets. Gesl Agt., Belt Lace eftv. Utah. Denver, Colo., B. F, N xtins. At AMERICAN FORK Tailoring Establishment. R. James Dolmer, Proprietor Fork, JOSEPH EL8MORE, and Builder, Contractor Fersons wishing to build will do well to gat hlsprloaa. Scroll sawing, turning, coopering, raaor snd selsaor grinding s spseUlty. One Monk south American Fork Co-o-p. THE WORLD OPFICE BUCKLENS ARNICA BALYK. The But Salve in (he world for Cats Bruleae, Sores, Ulcers, Sell Bhtaril, Fever Bores, Tetter, Cbspped Bends, WARNER & HODTZ. Chilblains, Coras, end nil Skin Eruft) ATT0&NKY8 at LAW long, end i osltlvrly eurte Piles, or fip Rooms IS. 14, and IB, Union Blook pay required. It ia guaranteed to give or money refunded UTAH. perfect setlefactloo PROVO, price per box 26 tenia. FOR SALE BY Tiioi Steele Druggist. OREGON SHORT LINE BY. Local Tihs Card In effect May 8, 1897. Going North Read np doing south Read dow r Leht Junet. Amerlcaa Fork Plea-a- nt Grove :30am i:Mem !:4Sem 1 A eer load of the best barb wire la) the world lately received at J. K. Jed- eene lumberyard. Loweet prlcee. asopm Bolt Lake City 7;S0em b:90;m 1:09pm 5:00pm 4:45pm ):G6am I tTrelns south of Juab run dati; except Sunday D. E. BURLEY K. W. ECCLES, Railroad Engineer From to Bsnefits Rsoaivod Testifies Dr. Miles Remedies. U.P.AT.A Gen.Traf.Hgr. A. MCDOUQALL, (W H. BANCROFT V. P. A Q. M Local Agent BENJ. BATES, American Fork Wagon WopLs Buggies and Wat ous of all kinds repaired In first class order at prices to ault the times. AMERICAN FORK MabbikotonSt. M THEBE TONaUKIAL ARTIST I and i garriactea If AKER. tm tmorlcaa Fork ft. power? j WATCH Hair Cuttm Id MtTBOT Too Tame. Henry Lee, i A heat Matrimony. Dasherly Marriage Isnt for a day, old boy: It's for a lifetime. Flasherly Dont you get anything of? i for good bolinvlnr? Train leaving American Fork nt s m arrive! at Cripple Ceek net morn- Ing at 9:50. S. K. Honran, A. 8. Hdghm, G. P. d t T. A. Traffic mgr., Ad-dre- ee es The I'lirerfu! Idiot. And you don't believe there were ever mermaids?" asked the boarder who has gone in for the Greek cult. "No. said the Cheerful idiot. "Those met maid stories are very fishy tales. continent Complete Hoe of latest stjles la lm aud domestic eloths. ported Bend tor lbvof Cnbn.Watt Indies, Canary First class work and fit guaranteed, r nJ Capo Verde Inland, Puerto Rico, Tortus Key West, Havens etc.; In color. ZSxtl American Utah. Truthful. Do you consider Mittimus to be upon? I would trust him with millions. But you havent the millions. I know. Perhaps that is the reason why I would trust him with them. Second Agitator It was weak very weak. He mentioned the deadly upas tree only three times. p m, Denver 9:25 p m. Connections made at Pueblo, Colored Springs and Denver with all lines east. Elegant day coaches, chair cars, snd Taka Pullman Sleepers on all trains. the D. & R. G snd have s comfortable trip and enjoy the flout scenery on thd you Posted on tne War? y. After Long Tear. Do yon remember, said Miss Ancient Oldgirl to Colonel Crabtree, how when you were a young man yon proIt posed to me ami I rejected you?" !b one of the happiest recollections of my life, said the Colonel with an air of gallantry. And Mlsa Oldgirl is still wondering. Puck. KINO KING A JOHN, : First Agitator What did you think of BlUikins speech against the money Rio Grande. Railway, Tha great Overland Routs, theUnicn a strictly R, Isline Scenic Line of the World end offers Its transportation tbrqnaled service. Train No. 3 leaves American Fori st Please bear In mind the following 10:18 a m. arrive at Pueblo at 6:46 m, undisputed faets: Colorado Springs 7 :3f0 a m, Denver a : 0 That by nslng the Union Paolflo you a m, Cripple Creek 9 :5U id. will save several boors Urns to ell east-vr- o No. 4 leaves Americas Fork Train the time yon points; therefore ths on signal) at 8:29 p m arrive at (stops siva ta equal to money earned. The ONLY LINE east from Utah with Pueblo 5:18 p m, Colorado Springs 6:5 well-know- frsg-men- ta tiie Pacific B. out-of-do- or IIcw to Tell. Zlngboom Gladskl plays the violin In the symphony orchestra, doesn't he? Barr Yes. Zlngboom First or second? Barr Fourth. I think. I know he sits some distance from the leader. Local agent. Merbill. FAVORITE Denver & 1 Patents In China. China has uo patent offlee or laws, and therefore the Chinese can use with impunity any invention patented in any other country. According to custom, however, Americans holding American patents cannot be Infringed them-selvupon In China without getting into trouble. The consuls Uke all such matters under advisement an protect the patentees as though they were In their own country. Therefore all questions as to copyrights, patent rights and inventions of all descriptions are subject to the decision and arbitration of the consuls, according to the laws of America on such subjects, but there Is no such protection against the shrewdness and greed of a Chinaman. WEST. I PEOPLES ed Anrlant Doctor. The doctor was a recognized institution In Assyria and Babylonia. It is true that the great bulk of the people had recourse to religious charms and ceremonies when they were 111, and ascribed their sickness to possession of demons instead of to natural causes. But there was a continually increasing number of the educated who looked for alu In their maladies rather to the physician with his medicines than to the sorcerer or priest with his charms. The British museum contains of an edition made for the library of Nineveh of an old and renowned Babylonian treatise on medicine. In this work an attempt is made to classify and describe diseases, and to enumerate the various remedies that had been proposed for them. Some of the prescriptions are of Inordinate length, containing a mixture of the At other most heterogeneous drugs. times the patient was given his choliS of the remedies he might adopt. Thus, for an attack of spleen, he was told that he might slice the seed of a reed and dates In palm wines. or mix calvV milk and bitters in palm wine. or drink garlic and bitters In palm wine." or finally try several other recipes For an which are severally named. root of the we are told, tooth. aching the plant of human destiny (perhaps (he mandrake) Is the medicine; It must The fruit be placed upon the tooth. of the yellow snakeworth Is the meill- - IN STFKCT VAR. BIB 1897. KABT. THE w ' ; No. 7, 840 1 No. S, 9:04 a m I No 6, 420 p m No. 8, 6:56 p m D. C. Dodos S. II. Babcock. Gen. Mbs. Tratmc Manages. Gin. pass. agt. F. A. Wadlei gb, Utah. Amerlcaa Fork, ' LGQAL TIME HASH. Livery J Feed ami Sale Sta- bles. runs hacks 'all trains. no more responsible position than that of a railroad engineer. On h'j steady nerves, clear brain, j bright eye end perfect self command, de- pend tbe safety of the train and tha Uvea of Its passenger. Dr. Miles' Nervine and: other remedies are u pec tally adapted to keeping the nerves stead j, the brain clear and the mental faculties unimpaired. : Id Engineer F. W. McCoy, formerly of Broadway, Council Bluffs, but now residing at Mil Humboldt Bt., Denver, writes that he suffered for years from constipation, cane--. log sick, nervous and bilious headaches and was fully restored to health by Dr. Miles': Nerve A Liver Pllla I heartily recommend Dr. Miles' Remedies." Dr. Miles' Remedies are sold by all drug-gis- ts under a positive guarantee, first bottle benefits or money refunded. Book on diseases of the heart and nerves free. Address, DR. MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, lad. Ameuicam Fob. 8t DeWitts Colic-f- Cholera Curw i)e Witt's Little Early Kisers. Pleasant, gulch rcou.ts, sals tv uts. IiRRiNtirON i to I t The little pill. |