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Show THE AMERICAN FORK ITEM. Your Wants n dvertise In The Item A PUBLISHED WEEKLY Independent VOL 2 AMERICAN Closing of Mails. IIOISU NORTH . R. (i. W U. P R. G 13:04 a. m. 4.43 p.m, 4 UOIMi SOl'TlI U. 1' K. 0, W. K. 0. W ASDIiA-T- 3 :1 ... oiu rr.vi hocte. Arrive 11:34 p. 3:40 , V 10, 1N0J IX GVXS, LOADED SHELLS, IOWDER, SHOT. AND in. HUNTERS SUPPLIES-Gian- t in. Powder, Fuse and Caps. Official Election Returns. a,ul -Apiuts for window open at 8 OJ n. m. and and Dead 8hot clone at 5:30 p. in. Powder- On Sunpaya the general delivery ami atanip window are open from 8:00 a. in. Come ttntl i.t a Gul SHOT QUH Cheap. till 10:00 a. m. and from 4:00 till 0:00 American P'urk, p. m, Timothy McCarty. Postmaster. Utah reg-istr- JMIU Hazards cmr How's of American Fork City, Utah. s mf This.' ' One lluudred Dollars We o!l'.:r HoMayor Thomaa B. Parker. ward for any cnee of Catarrh that cannot Councllora Jamea II. Clark, Robert be cured by Hall,sCatarrhCure. F Cheney & Co. Props., Toledo, O Proctor, B. Y. Greenwood, Henry We the undersigned have known F.J. Millar, Jamea W. Preaton . r " Recorder George F. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe Slicley. Treasurer Thomaa E. Steele. him perfectly honorable in all business J. Collector Isaac Abel. Marshal Wm. King. Justice of the Peace Joseph J. Jackson. WatermastorJohn M. Miller. Road Supervisor F. 1). Cussity. Sexton Charles Whitikcr. Pound keeper E, II. Unlcy. Council meets fourth Saturday in each month. rR. O. If. Church Services- at Raidenee, A A n. v. Pbrbtterias. American Fork rr. COURT LAKESIDE (No 8128i L. Ddnki.ey, Fiuancla. Scc'y Thornton's Hall. American Fork. Utah. SIIIPLEY lui a - m, Prayer Conference; Pm going to gl part in my next pi: m., "Aleailing Exactly Prayer J . A. 'Livinqston Smith, Pastor Baixts Sunday School at 10 a. m. in the Meeting nouae. Meet ing at 2 and 7 :30 oclock p. m. Latter-Da- Jed Mercer explaining -- ,Tn S T. lion-owe- Pi-te- W. niSKWABID Attorney At Law. QR, C. - Utah DENTIST. Utah Caine (night of election) IIow the darling. to kn-iv- yi-u- KeaaBts or Ranklnf. Office. Attorney & Minibg Salt Lake City, GROG LAXD, REGISTER - Utah Bora, Prompt, Pottttv Ours for impoUMt, lorn ItmlotU of Hamkooo, too, tmtoohmo. Surmtt HirwiwM, MfUttnoi, to. WIH Lou of Bomorp, mtktyoum STROM, Ylfor-oo-o Boo. Prko St.00, S Sono, S3 00. Smrlal Dfrecitona Hatful fit tack So. AiUrou tuitii Bsav Ltabuat 6s-- , sqib locmav.mo. j. . I Late Reaiiter V. S. fond Suit Lake Cits , 3 y-- Totes arc against us, Joey, RANK D nOBBS gYRON democracy to Weekly. Farmer Hopkins, The PleMnrM of Ben Greenwood and Jad Mercer listenSo the inarquis gave you those ing for election returns. (freak It Gantly. flowers." Unde Do you really think, doctof, FoHutJ Note. Yes; and oh, Maud, he aetnnlly said (hat I am improved? that life without me ini-uFloor Manager The press is always nothing. Doctor I guarantee your life for some Yea, dear; everybody says you are welcome; but, me dealt fellah, hawven't time to come. ala last chance." Life. you got another coat? Uncle Please break this pews gently Reporter for the Morning Hooter Homo SI '.ul. to my nephew. The poor Yea, I've got another coat. boy will be ia all the tone talking of "Smlthcrs adly disappointed. Texas Siftings. "Ah, why didn't you put It on?" hta family tree. 1 ilon't believe lie lias BccaiiM! it isnt an pood ua tho one Why lie Drank. tvo gut on. Texas Siftings. Creditor It's no wonder I cant Sail any." -himself." Blunted it Yea, he bn. A Mr, 11.1m; yqu at home when you are here all the Munaeya Weekly. Sparkle YoKr : ';t is u erring ow time in the saloon drinking. 1 wi-.- h : Of Miss l'i::'-i- . i Tho (! :i Skmoh. youd Debtor Don't you see that the reason ! iL hi for tube the measin". it X drink is out You think you are pting a little get of sheer despair at not bo-is-g to buy uu engagement ring, able to pay you? Fliegcnde Blaet-tsr- . fly, don't you?" said 111.' man to the ure. ( ioing . you trout, aa he lcis.nvy pulhxlliiin in. Barkl-- : Hus ML Pinkie ao- Ido seem to Is; catching on," replied ccpted vi.ii? the trout Lif . I propose, NkiiI;1 CornlM-rand ralibage. , Last ui'.r'iit . : . bow I liked envn c :ly. Diner Here, waiter! 1 enl.-reher niollic.'. beef and cabliago anil you bat e brought ' t9 A . me only the meat. ' H extra will yht Daslinway Waiter De cigar, suli, will be on charge re ?: u lining in a coat latch. Judge. ' instead of Redurllnn fur (jauullly. Tailor Well. ei'ig t's you, Mr. I i. I'l Chicago Women How much do you Duhliaway, urge anyiiii-- i ;,uv? thing. S::i!l I t,:!;i- charge for securing a divorce? P ! The Dui.hawiiy Chicago Lawyer One hundred dol.A'wsry. : luive it coat's ov'. r '. ust lars, ma'am; or six for five hundred. over. do-- ' Jier. Judge. f F. WESTlHAL, Pleasant Grove at. louis. I I Cisojc Miv, Jack, change me si wont you? Jack I havent more than enotigh for five, Similar. church car out in . I'd like to see that JOS. L. RAWLINS. Before, and lunch and cor faro in my pocket. Fact is, I dont carry money loose hi my HMtawmiWB pockets any more. I pnt it in the bank . .. A Boomwang. and pay by check. Bfonsotfl mean a 'That checks. web with thing I don't care to bother ) I always carry money in my pockets, wife did." v v What was it?" and I never miss a cent Y e a, but you are not married." "Taught their little boy one of his father's poems and now Bronson hears --N. Y. Weekly. : Mrs T. S. Ilawkins, of Chattnnnga it all day long." N. Y. Sun Tcnn, says. Shiloh'i Vital iter SAVED Bound to Bo Farces. MY LIFE. I consider it the b.et remCharley Sawyer's play is bound to be edy for a debilitated tyilem I ever wed." a success. For Dyspepsia, Liver or Kulncy trouble Why are you so sanguine about it excel. Price 75 cts. Weil, you see, Charley has just decided not to play the leading rol Bpcklfii'o Arnica Salve. Tiie Best Sai.tr inthe world for Cuts, Judge. An Kye to the Futnre- Bruises. SorcF, Ulcers, Salt Rbcum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands. Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, her. She's ao fast anil harum-scaruand positively cures Piles, or no pay It is gusranteed to give perfect Shell never make a good wife." Price satisfaction or money refunded, FOR SALE BY chaperone! S3 cents per box. Life. Steele & Co's, Drn Store. - Dakota. After li b any different I dont : from any other sleeper." Munseya Weekly. Not What Khr Wanted to Draw. Miss Smearing (artist I What a love ly sketch of lamg I'mid! I wonder if I could get anything over there? Daubcrigh Yes malaria I did. . Jury. A Boom- "The undertaker new diwtora Yea. Three hund.-rWare graduated l:i-- t iii.r'it." J 7- - Brief Now," said tin- wife, we'll be off to ii. l'ri-Mr:- I get out my my uails and clean aa naanMMMw - hi 1, or. wf-- and f- purify tin-The ht-Klul. yiwnl (Mnlly f nmllrin known for Billow. IMMMln,Fonl ltriularba. tmlk. . l of ApwtiU-lupmirton, ihinfiu UiKMlton, 1impMi.Salkni and (omnh-itno- . Tlr I nr dCnw iwmltlnn fmm"unirra nmi-toSnmy w fllumhttK-lioh.liwTorln-JiiSbinod. i four: lima. Sin pnrfnrm On lr r I lnkiiiirnT.111 hKnfinra onrwiilncw-h'irili- ri i so a agent wanted Firk and vicinity. fo Charxed. Knfnrreil AlnlinenroDo you play the banjo?" U. S, DEPUTY SURVEYOR an d ii;X OT A Fork, n BLIC.fr-Amcrlca- - n Ltali D M, Smith, of Pleasant Grove, has fifty acres of good pasture land, (lucent) and will take fifty horses for pasturing at low rates. Apply at once . A House of eight rooms, near the Mr-- . i' iv::'.r!i;ist." replied My Hillow, you should husband your resources." "Oh, Fi'aul;. dear, this isxoauddea. But if yi.u :.r. r. . y sure you love me!" Brooklyn I, Ila ( uui.lu'i Lomi v- ri Squills Stv Vni iivinynnrtrri Three to l.lr Via me 't years a.; I a i a whwi agency, he went . and torih-.- 1 i Vi cih.1 St. 00,000 Pink'-T!.'. tsaid there wai ss! no money in isn't, nemarrico Sitnills We!:, t'n-rthe niiinufaeturer's only daughter. Vear(ugs. if-.- lm-.ii- Talhoii Too Much. ' T Doctor Yes. maduiii. I think. - - youart overworked. .r Patient lint d lei!c at my tongue,, v doctor, and tell me by it looks ao badly. i Doctor Ob. that i overworked. Keep perfectly quirt anil it will look better. Texas Siftings, n llrl,P 4Thta man has been ogling wobBj W" she Was Sr your honor." said lh. isdiei-uiaMrs. Schaumburg Mislvr A Soft Ah?" returned bi- - honor. T and burg, dot vas my birthday, i.hV ' ;f cornea home to me mit empty, tlm Wliereut ish km prisoner laughed-- ao mit no bresenK vntever. How heartily tlia! Ci ca-- e ag:ilist hiua, tvg dismissed. dMose Scliiu.uib-irf- f ,lniy. (reproaclifitlly)-Vyi- lol Tliul litquirpil liiia-NgV"What particular incident, in tfie lire af George Waxhingtoii marked hi i the teuwlier. courage" vrotr Hmm - . "lie married a in.i'am, re ul Benny D'.oobuuqvr. Life. a. -- ,T- - ntan-c:i:..- '. : . prniivn uus-ine- part of town. Will rent cheap Total Republican Apply to J. R. Hunter or this bHi- i'Total . Hillow. Hi To Rent, IltM tiring. .si. Oil M a. o T. . '."Mr. Tf.'!irha. t left me 850,000." ie marked the bit j: c ting r. idow to younj LiWa f XDUE'V ADAMSON, bruh a bit.' luek. "Havij a smoke?" "Thank. Is it paid for?" "I guess not. It i'-- ' you gave m. two months ago." Jurv Not when there are any people around." coiiimisiiui! paid, e.nd we furnish the Why not?" i outfit ever probest aii'i ni'-sThey wont let me." Pnn, vided by any lions:-- . Write at onre A Critlral ( terms. Send 2 r 3 rcfrcncea Jimmirhoy has swallowed one ol my poems," said Rur.dow. in despair. Wa:;makf.r k Biiown "That's all right. said the doctor. Pa. Philadelphia, 1iu-k-. ''Mukh is good for ehildrcn." America. to his y u; soon r, up " !u-i- '. - is very J"l!y this morning. m A part-- n, y CNSEN., - liiquii-tan- .i.Mliir I want you to ait out In the audience and start the applause. Harper's Bazar. Tea Tlnm lirl lt-li paMr. Upton I notiic in a Fn-per that Minister du Froycinct ia now uf h lusty iauuorf Mrs. De Fashio- n- Duly forty? Ia that all Paris ha? Why, in New York there are fdur humlrt'd of us. N. Y Biblo atudy. 0 an t manager to the anpe with liu nv hand. Ho?" wild the iinibilious uishlstunt 4 m,. Preaching. p. f I' lit. A SabbatL ... iovo City, de-pr- I Railroad Note. Hair Cutting in any Style. W. Hailey of Batavia, N. Y., con J. Ifer Family. Guaranteed . ductor on N. Y. C. Railway, and one Satisfaction Mrs. McCanty Anyeve raised quoita Parlors on Merchart Strect.jj of the best known men on the ronil says a big family, Mrs. Murphy? f'tah of Park's Tea : For ten years I have American Fork. Mrs. Murphy (with pride) SiviR suffered from constipation. Tried everyMrs. McCanty. Judge. thing and found nothing of lasting value ao of Parks Tea, many talking Hearing rail or uu Buhiect. 7 QR. A. I tried it without much hope. The first Who's your friend?" dose moved my Ini weir easily and now I Oh! a doctor IJcnow. Telle me that am cured . It works like magic. Sold he ia busy writing" a treatise on alcohol.' by Roberts Bros. Seem full of his subject. "Life. 1 O w A Classic Translation. Oilicc at Bromlcr House. I have just translated an ode." Utah .mebicas Fore, From whom?" I from r to pay Pau what I owed l,im. Light- IRA D E Sr T l'.ii-Vir!- rqi.-id- TONSORIAL ARTIST jy - r :- - a. m. i The returns of election are nearly all in. While aome return are yet to As will lie seen, Frank J. Cannon Whitecotton, oi Provo, dosia the campaign at the Opera House Saturday night. come it will not materially change the result. ComRepublican, is elected to Congress by at least ,100. The University Land A Snrpris. V...rulaf. An Iir:-v- missioners, (Rep.) are elected by good majorities . i .'v laugl you TeacherFriday night of last week one of tbe .i laughing at? V. hut . ' now. j most pleasant surprises (hat has taken just nt. 1 was j thi..king about TomrajDEI.U1ATE VOTE IN UTAH COUSlN bits: cashthe la iKlv-ito- r sly) (brent place this season occnred at the residence omething. ier ... of Mr. and Mrs, Simpson Misncr, in think busiuena uu tiave Teacher You No, lie's out Are 1 s S j i 1 let Dont honor at tbe departure of thir sou i,l.is Ingdurin,,' , a.. tor? you" occur again. Duel alleiald. riUTXCTS Orson, who left this morning ou a mili." v N. Y, 11, lion to the Southern states. About you're out, too. relative! and fuentis Bill of NYvc'.iy. sevcnty-lva were present, every Ail Ai.k i'.imerriment and mirth Sim A hnv years, Km'I.i-Lml h ej terribly one highly enjoying themeelves. The . Hurl'.i'--- . I1CC Mr. ed w lien 1 met him this mornii'i brass band and mandoline and guitar of your ing. Mi- -. . it no more. club were present and rendered some Barker fes; I hail loaned lilm one of my Slie W.::.r.' ion- - lie tHuiivcml that it good music. del'. Mr! Barker Xu; iiii.v:'.. .1. opened at the buck." Puck. She llu! ha! Yuu arc still friends, though? me. Life Barker No. She r.i p.m., Junior C. E. Society; 8:45 p. m., Senior C. E. Society; 7:30 p. Meetings held every Meeting, Monday evening at 8.00 p. m. Visiting Friday. . Broth era Invited. Chief Ranger. W School. 11:30 a. 10:30 Wednesday. 7:30 J. B. Roberts, J. transaction and financially able to carry out any obligation made by their firm. West & Truax, wholesale druggists, Toledo, O, Hall, Catarrh Cure ia take internally action directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all DruggUts. Testimonials free IHIGGK, Physician and Surgeon, Office A YEAR IN ADVANCE. for Headquarter office norus. The general delivery, stamp 81.25 All. TOILET ARTICLES. CIGARS. ETC. DRUGS, 8 :55 a. in . S;4,i a. in, II: 14 p, m. NOVEMBER FORK, SATURDAY. to - & So., ULAI.KUS ji. in . For Anim : Mondays. Wednesday u:il Saturday Steele In PoliticaaFalr and Impartial Cet Handsonr nAridReturns- i.i'.-.i- gain.., gain... ....... .831 380 |