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By CM PAYNE "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" What You Call Team Work!! nw wifrkis oav otrr- AMO If VDU TWO LOAFERS THINK IY4 604 TO WORK MV PIMGERS TO THB BOMB NtXVB GOT AMOTHER THINK COMNQ OUST PBBU Off YOUR COATS -VOiRS 6dNTO PITCH IN AN HELP MB I &osh! rrs hot!! -!r ?ao-ij I'd UKB TO 6 ST ON8 SOCK AT THAT 6UV WHO SAK A MAN'S HOUSS IS HIS CASTLfi 11 6CB! BDOlB-ZVl ALL IN HAVB MX) SEEN TH' 0L'6AL AROONO? NO-AM'lVB BEEN WRESTUN& WTTH THESE &45S FOR. . TWENTV MINUTES"" WHAT DO "VOU suppose one's oons( AJL7? TELLING IIIM In til group. "If he erer geta out, cable me at ay expense." Hy Look Good Now "You aeem to be doing a protty good business," we remarked to tbe old clothes mun. "Yes," he grinned, "you'd be surprised sur-prised at the number of former up pity boys who are buying back the discarded clothes tbey sold me so che;ip when times were flush." Cincinnati (Inquirer. CRESCENDO Maid It's no use, sorr, I can't Mtind I lie mlrittiia. MhrUt (sarcAstically) Us a pily liridKOt, lliit I muMn'l liac selected a wife to unit ymi. Maid Sure, ftorr, we all niake ml.slakes. No Second Etcape Iji Paris a uide was hlioivin some tourists the tomb of Najxi leoo. '"i'tiift Imweuse wircojLaKUS," said! the guide, "weighs 40 tons. Inside In-side of that Is a steH rm-piaele wdglilnR 12 tons, covering a lend en casket, hennotlcHlly sealed, weighing over two tons." "It seems to me that you've got til 111 all right," remarked a Yanke Musician t laul I. have an Idea that will brliiK nie fume. frluud And what lb your great Idea? Musician You kimw what "Tin Wedding March" did lor Mend. -Is Kuhn ; wMI, I'm K"iii l write a' "Ulvorce March." OFF HIS ETIQUET code forbids us to have -more than 25,000,000 bacteria to tbe quart, and you wouldn't believe bow long It takes to count 'em. Pathfinder Magazine. ' " PUN(T)STERS T- HIGH HATTER I.adj You eat 111 an awkward way. Weary William -Yes nin'aui. but you sec 1 am a bit out of practice. Height of Efficiency "You' have kept my nose to the grindstone for forty years," pro lested lier husband. "I've done more than that.' nHpj)l liln wife, "i've mttilj; you. turn the grindstone." I o iihalls (In unison) : Happy !.! s .ire here uglllu. BUSY PAPA A Good Ekuk llolisew iff - W hat made mmi so lie with the milk this nui niim? .Milkman Well. Joti see. our in w LMft """"aMiMnaimBMi Mr. Hattleery Von worked and shouted for suffrage for years and now you have got It you never take the trouble to vote. Mrs. B ittlecry I never a!d I wanted to yote. 1 merely wanted the r!j,hl to vote. 'I ''.( your husband gamble?" ' ' an t afford II. It keeps him I" paying my bridge debts."' He W. Wito Bulehei 1 cun t ghe you further credit ; your bill Is bigger now than i it should be. Man I know that. Just make II out for what It should be and I'D l'y '"It""" him yet John (savagely) Leave it to me I That lobster trimmed me In a poker game once. This la my chance to even matters. Just leave It to me I Border Cities Star. Safe at Last "What Is there to console a man la prison V asks a lecturer. Tbe thought that be hasn't got to get up In the middle of the night to see If there are burglars In tbe place. London Humorist A Solf-StwUr Doctor Don't let yonr husband drink strong coffee. It excites him too much. Wife If his coffee Is not strong, he gets excited of his own accord. Kolnlsche Illustrlerte. Was It Mo-uUyT Tbe Bosun Why. didn't yon report re-port tbos signals from tbe flagship? The Rookie I thought they were Just banging oat their wash. Brooklyn Brook-lyn Dally Eagle. Cob Haraor - Mesa Cook McOarry (at- football training table) How did yon find tbe meat) Clemens By looking nnder the potato. U. S. 8. Holland Hollander. Dooaa't BotUr Hiaa "Jackie, this Is terrible. I have to scold you all day long." "Don't worry, mammy, I am not a bit sensitive, Hamburg Hummel. "Tt,,t ., . . -"ning blond looking at ,. ... a 111 MJ RI1V11 al, C1q -Come, old man, m apology." 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