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Show I, SATURDAY, MARCH 20, 1926 amirioan roiac cnmEK SATURDAY Itxv r v .. . POLLYANNA 'vou AOff cnrraoD to kkow jms facts" Oral! CAQTMOAI, INC. COLYUM County and General t'evs 1 "My overhead is very high," 1 heard a merchant say. I never knew juBt what he meant until the other day; I saw him. on 'his way to church, a plug hat on hln bean His was the highest over head I think I've ever seen. GJadys says that It's a fine thing to be able to hav0 a man In your arms but the only trouble is that you end up by having him on your hands. The weather didn't agree with him bo the weather man left town, "Do you want a hunting licenser "No, I'm through hunting. I want a marrage license." She(after a little argument): I'm going home to mother. He: Well, that's a lot better than having her come here. Experience would be a much better teacher if she stopped to explain thingi to M. You get used to things. Seems only natural now that a girls complexion should be artificial. Jim Tai about women, look at that freak dancing over there. Sam Well, 111 speak to her about It Jta "Do you know herr 8am "She's my wife." GLOOM MATRIMONIAL When I tell Pauline that I would be glad To enter the marriage ties. She mutely looks at the collar ad, Then looks at my map.-and sighs. My memory is, I hope, quite fair. But when I would plflght our truth She laughs and asks if I ean compare With a bird named David Roth. I say that I hope some day I can Write after my name. "Success"; But she know I He-.I'm a college man' Not a grad of I. C. S. Perhaps some day her ideal she'll see And announce the wedding glad; uut i know full well that it won't be me I'm a tnan and not an ad. Any old day Ig Thanksgiving Day for the old maid who gets married. Famous sayings: "I'll be down In Just a minute John." Thirty minutes later: "I hope I didnt keep you wahing long, Dear." Ton have to look higher than th knees to have any idea about their age. k America Is still the country Europe makes fun of and borrows money from. Utah's First State Wide Ton-Litter Contest To ' Be Conducted This Year Hog Raisers Already Showing Much Interest Regulations Announced. The Kxteusion Service of the Utah Agricultural College will this year foster Utah's first ton-liter contest among bog raisers of the state, according ac-cording to D. P. Murray, stute leader of boys' and' girls' club work, who has just issued a statement giving the rules and regulations governing the contest. Ton-Utter clubs have already al-ready been organized in Juab and Weber counties, Mr. Murray reports, and other counties have indicated that clubs will be organized within the next few weeks. Participation in the contest, however, is not confined to club members. Any boy or girl or grown-up, fur that matter, who has an interest . In entering the contest should at once consult his county agent or notify Mr. Murray, addressing hhn In care of the agricultural college at Logan. A ton-Utter, according to Mr. Murray, is regarded as one in which the combined weight of the pigs equals a ton or more when the pigs are 180 days of age. Each contestant may enter as many litters as he wishes, and he may feed his hogs In any way he sees fit There are no restrictions as to breed. I Contestants have the privilege of showing their litters as county or dls trlct fairs, but the final competitive showing will be at the Utah State Fair, where prizes will be awarded. The nature of these prizes will be an nou'need later, It is said. The regulations governing the con test require that each contestant 1. Nominate the litter for entry within 8 days after farrowing. Assist in marking and In Identi fying the pigs. 3. Keep record of dates, and ap proximate amount of feeds fed, includ ing pasture. 4. Assist committee in weighing litter on day pigs are 180 days old. 6. Enroll with county agent or Ex tension Service of Utah Agricultural College at Logan, Utah. A letter, post card, telephone, or telegram Is enough. . Notify eounty agent or Exten sion Service six days before litter Is 180 days old, so that committee may be appointed to weigh litter the day pigs are 180 days of age. o Clean Potato Seed Planted In Clean Soil Gives A Clean Potato Crop "Seed Potato Treatment" is the title of a circular Just published b the Utah Experiment Station written by U. L. Richards, Station Plant Pathologist. The circular includes tieatuient for the four common surface sur-face tuber-borne potato diseases Khizoctonla (stem canker), scab, blackleg, and dry-rot. The control measures include (I) corrosive subli mate treatment, (2) cold formaluV hyde treatment, and (3) Improved or hot- formaldehyde treatment. The equipment for treating and the pr cautions to be observed with corrosive sublimate are carefully considered. Both the advantages to be derlve.l from and the precautions to be obser ved In the use of the hot formaldehyde formalde-hyde method are given consideration. The importance of . seed-potato treatment is clearly emphasized. How-1 ever, the grower s cautioned that tuber disinfection is but one means of potato-disease control. No method of seed treatment will prevent infec tion from disease organisms present in the soli before the crop Is planted: therefore, a proper system of crop rotation Is - absolutelv Practice has demonstrated that it is Inadvisable to grow potatoes on the same soil oftener than every third or fourth year, and where scab becomes serious, longer rotation is desirable. Copies of this publication (Circular No. 60) will be sent upon request without charge by addressing: Publl-cations Publl-cations Division, Utah Experiment Station, Logan. Utah. r- " ' ' ' o Claims Record For Oldest Chevrolet Car In Service A careless driver and this is the e A tnpl sKxxwrasmh erer a dtff with the ear yon a thai pictmre! toe cxrsTMjs af Ms through ta 10 wokjunA. After an ksmr cc repair wort, h rnrrrnns, iisossmm su liem ribte WiTr and much A tripb socscrtsult orer a cliff . . , t Dodf c Brothers all steel safety car. V Mimtrity Hm It If fee alertly really rules, the U. eeatetlves would have to ston at ta pressings for the flivvers. Arkansas Oasette. All the world loves a lover, booBts a booster,, quits a quitter and kicks a kicker. Many a rose lives to blush at the price the florist gets for it. A Car for you at the right price. See these good used ear values we are offering. 3 Ford Tourings. 1 Ford Ton Truck. 1 Overland y2 Ton Truck. Don't Delav If You Need A Car. Taylor Garage Telephone 80-W. A thirteen -year-old Chevrolet h been drtven more than 280,000 miles by A. R. M. Stone, stationery broker of 8135 Wagner Avenue. SL Louis Mo., who believes his machine Is the oldest Chevrolet still in active ser rice. The mileage represents more man 10 trips around the world Mr. Stone, a former locomotive en glneer, purchased the car in 1913, the nrst year of Chevrolet production. The loss of a leg had Incapacitated him for railroad work. In order to operate both the clutch and brake pedals with his one foot he connected them with, a cross bar. This enabled him to throw out the clutch and ap. ply "the brakes in one operation. He drives from 80 to 70 miles daily with in a radius of 40 miles of St. Louis Mr. Stone says he has replaced the car top and in addition has spent only ?4 for replacements of parts. The Chevrolet has averaged 25 miles per gallon, he says. The car thus far has burned about 10,400 gallons of gasoline or approximately the capaci ty of two railroad tank cars. AO baa saved and wil wad Ma EJbv aa k assay other Iwaa in the past, fa bs Dodf Brsfr.se priat ttfc beams they believe tilled to d asja4 a: apeak. ThaT wis Dadga Bretham aB steal mSSmm!' aafetyjsj tfae laaaa. Arxaar ji T Dodf Brother llaiar 'Ct-both com nd dated are aU atesi k the strictest t" nm af the Wren. Steel reinforced fcyk atealfranaed, traced aad haxtraaaed W jt-e4 jt-e4 wkh aQ asaasa assUlr aad psfP Mneatir wetted taaathar hr eiectricfcr.J aha aid aaa- aBeted driTsnf viaioa a aasat Jeata ef J-J tha fifst knportonea. g-- oca bosSaa a the aaai!x cr wood and saetel Wr. and m r wfl be aatoniahad that ararr wtomollih WSder hat at sflisted a nlniiit" - ft tea ward af Dodgt Drachesa aonatrartiss t : Uireaghoat, aa witaaaaad hj Dodaid i 1 (swtTT hnkm, aad the "war mu4 - - ' - anddepbilkycfIBBrtberasaHf aad tramea, tiering parte, and other yU tfeftaa Touring Car. ... .$949 Coupe . Roadster....... 944 Sedan . Delivered at Your Door Ixaiw lax rtduetkm effactlva WOW. No reaaon to dtlaj jour purcluse. ...$1000 ...1062 T MARTIN NIELSEN AUTO CO Telephone 93 Y . ragsadasa v. Ith nte as i i;boi ek's Hjce rooli r fkf I sal. ke li fi di fhaa I ' "' Baky st th MOTOR CARS Co: BibU Newr Wears Out The liible, however, never wears out ; It never loses iu anwul : it claims a wiaer audience with every century; the plain man who knows IH at first hand often understands It tetter than the philosopher; and all of us get me vital help from Jt than from all Ue nkllosouhers we ever read. Matty larsna roedlck. o t Ntut Guinm Lee renews When a New Guinea wemaa falls la love with a man. It Is ccsteisarv far her tn send s bit of string to his sister r mother, and It Is eventually passed ea to the favored mortal. a lo: ? Cet i a i $ eel; rt, t- ALPINE HEWS IBB left , Suffered Afony from Neuritis Neu-ritis And Rheumatism But Great Medicine Made Her So Well And Happy She Can Never Praise It Enough, Says Idaho Woman. Wni'ISt knr ?rnak.AV03 Cerent Cer-ent from ordinary medicine by the way people on all sul were t.rai-- ng- it.- but h was- simply fttnaziriir the way this mpdirino ..-i . me of rny troubles and restored me to such grand health aain," le-clares le-clares Mrs. Anna Gee, of Burley, Idaho. ' "J suffered Just awful from neu- nua and rheumatic pains which xecmcd to kept me in misery both day and mirnt. continues Sir cno lv. iM.eu years i tiad dtcji in this condition con-dition and I had severe headaches and felt weak and all 'rundown. I was vimulv in n ir,i.....i., . health. 4'liUt ,inre . t.nkimr or this worn erfu k'iirn.,u- n i... ...i.i.i0 umi rneumuttc pains are I :V I i "ave Dw'n ril of those awful- tieadnches--ttn4 built ud to . .- v "ue a new person. imay..r!ish and enjoymy meals ii l"""1lvl'r now, and 1 am so well and hnnnv lUt I J..i .x praise Kara half enough." Karsak is sold In American Fo'rk n-lualvelr bi th HtIm k. . Bsasiv , REE EGGS Rid t in this county farmers ave ipt ' t J f p-oJiu tion 60. For !'-.''t; Rc. - 'I'.or rets mo:c eggs Iioin t'e w.e Cock, 'it.-a ri ti at zicall r.rt f't. l'jyS 5. jo tnr.i-;tccr.tf:cm t tic day yoa tan. Iu'.-lj'or supplies t!,e e'- making i;rifwiiie 1' ai fj4aioi e la. If. h "i'')pt" or sti:iu.a;c b,.; ' ' -T -I "v : make:." v i'" I:;u:e c. i :: c rijji.t way. Mrs Lenard Bates, Reporter. Mr. and Mra Leon Strong enter. talned at dinner Sunday for their par ents, Mr. and Mrs. D. J. Stronr, Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Clark and children. H M. Jacobson and family moved to Salt Lake Monday after residing In the Fred Strong place here for the past year. Mr. and Mrs. Strong and family have returned to Alpine to live after living In Pleasant Grove and American Fork. Mr. Strong re. signed his position with the Thornton Co. of Pleasant Grove and will re sume his farm work in Alpine. The Consumption of Sugar In the United States For 1925 During the year just paused there naa been a heavy consumption of sugar not only In the United Rates, but practically throughout the world The official figures of Wlllett t Gray which give the consumption of sugar in continental United States for the calendar year 1925 as 6,510,060 long tons, expressed in terms of refined sugar. This is the largest consumption consump-tion of sugar on record. Compared with the consumption of 1924 of 4,-854,479 4,-854,479 tons It shows an increase of 665,581 tons or 13.505-per cent The per capita consumption of sugar In " ' ; iiv.i the united States also fe l record for this year wfc-' t tion of 107.5 pounds of stt 1 ta. The largest previa' consumption was in tk?E". . ., to i . when the consumption e. pounds per capita. caa o - POt i a?i Alway look tor the it polatment; It's theret rr r, g tiat avmcnfi U c: ktad r r Mrs,. Glen Terry and children re turned from Cedar Valley where they have spent the winter. The youngest child is suffering from whooping cough and pneumonia, The 'wedding reception and danre given In the gym, Wednesday night for Mr. and Mrs. Angus Vance was well attended. All report having had a jolly time. r Ppultry Regulator - .1-1 C!rmci n't itani Mini PraUi SoU and Guaranty by CM(rAN MBMOANTlLB CO. "Mrr-aiid Mrs. WayncHuckner and Mrs. Art Tluckner and son, Vern of Magna were Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs. F. o, McDanlel. Mr. and Mrs. Myers Marsh motored to Elberta Sunday and remained over Monday" visiting' with' 'Mr. " "Marsh's sister, Mrs. . Art 01sn.r Ajumbter of the Relief Society ladies of Alplse were In sjttendaace at the celebration held ia the stake tabernacle of Aaerioaa Fork Wedaee- Cut Flo we: "We have a special nice assortment nf vrv nrifl We grow all we sell, so you ret them Fresi inev last rery much longer and look be"k Mail us your orders or telephone at our e. or letter come and select just what your Lehi Moral Co.. Lei 3 r Snyder's Photo Stu4 Open Four Days lach Week Tuesdayali 7 " oaxuraays and Sundays.' y A. M. iojtl. 5f Orer Thtritoi's Dri CUr Phone for an appointment 209 w Am. lC.Noi Try us for your kodak flniahinff. A liiuah tK an ki Twn Ha FUm'M iJW.Jairj tar. |