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Show SATURDAY, JUNE 13, 1925 AMERICAN FORK CITIZEN OWL-LAFFS Jpli ST O. W. L. (On With Lighter) County and General tas Mother (singing): Hoik a Uye llaiiy. On th Tree Top " Lteuy: Kr tn luva mike keep quiet, I'm trying K 'o Hleep. Tlit; Greenabuig, Indiana Timet tolls of a man who wan arraigned before be-fore the newly elerted Judxe on a charge of being drunk. Asked bla rttHHon the defendant replied: "I wa celebrating your election." ller father worked for the telephone tele-phone company and fine's got a pretty Hue herself. "My Dear young lady," said the gushing artist, wy on are positively lovely! Wouldn't you lite me to do you In oils?" "Sir," exclaimed her father's pride, Indignantly, "do you take me for a sardine?" Preacher: And do you take this woman tor your lawiui weuneu wire: . Rant us: Judge, Ah ain't takln' nuthln'. But she kin trail eriong lfn she want to. If there Is anything more hurallat-log hurallat-log to a girl than blushing when she shouldn't, it's not blushing when she should. Timpanogos Scouts To Make Caravan Trip If day dreamers were placed end to end, It would not effect their output. out-put. o . The reason most of us do not spend money foolishly Is because we have already spent all we had that way. KINKY POO Mary had a little pup It's name was Kinky poo; Many things that that pup did, A good dog wouldn't do. It left its little Mistress, And broke Its ties apart; But most of all In going. It broke poor Mary's heart. After days of waiting, With girlish team unended; The pup was found by Classified And Mary's heart was mended. The light that lies in a woman b eyes la about the outlylngest thing In the world. One man prays In secret and is re warded openly; another prays In public and makes a fool of himself. "Middle Age" is the point at which a woman begins hunting for "serviceable "service-able hats'" and comfortable shoes, scraping all the whipped cream off her food and looking at the spring moon without a sigh. This is to announce the annual re opening shortly of that grand old matrimonial agency, the porch ham mock. Solicitous Neighbor: And where is that boy of yours? Tot her One: He's been in Harvard three years now. S. N. ' Too bad. My brother boy turned out the same way. They got bim In Leavenworth." Tom's wife was commenting upon a love nassaee in the novel she was reading. "Were you embarrassed when uu proposed to me, near?" "Yes. darling." replied her bus band. "I owed over $tro.0T." Editors of Utah to Frolic In July Members of the state- press asso ciation, according to advices Just given giv-en out, will be the guests of Logan and Cache Valley at the annual sum- ... . i f - .. I. V . A I ..It. iner-outing wnicn is 10 u irm 18, 19 and 30. Charles England, editor ami publisher of the Logan Journal, extended the Invitation to the presa association and through the actlvl ties of Dennis Wood, editor of the Times-News at Nephi, the invitation has been accepted and elaborate plans are being made for the entertainment enter-tainment of the state editors. It is expected that practically every newspaper publisher In the state will be represented at the outing,' and an extensive program has been outlined fnr entertainment ot the visit ors. The first of the three days will be spent In Txgan canyon, where the famous Juniper tree will be visited, and a dip will be taken In Bear Lake. After-spending Jihe,nliht.!ia. ,ard canyon the editors will visit the dairy farms at Richmond, and Smlthfleld. and condenser and pea factory at Smlthfleld. Luncheon will be served to the vis itors while In Smlthfleld and tner will be entertained with a musical program that evening in the Logan First ward chapel, -where arrangements arrange-ments will be made for speakers from the .17. A. C. national summer school. If possible. Monday, July 20, will be spent in visiting the Utah Agricultural col lege and the national summer school which will be in session at the col- IPS. :.;-::.-.--r:r::r :?r r - three hundred will take this caravan trip to Bryce. The excursion will last five days Instead of four. o . Egg-Laying Contest Summary For May . Kgg production In the Utah Inter-mountain Inter-mountain Kgg Laying Contest con tinued to be very high during' May. The peak of production wau reached in April. The drop In May was not great, as the average wa.t 21.7 egg.s in thirty-one days for each bird In the contest, which Js an average pro ductlon for the "month of 79.9 per cent or three-tenths of .one per cent less than for April. The ealth of the birds continues to be very good; only one bird appeared on . the sick list near the end of the month and one died suddenly from an internal hem orrhage. One bird did not lay during the month. Six hens have a perfect record of thirty-one. eggs each. Two of these six had a perfect record for April. Ilenacres pullet No. 162 now has a continuous record of seventy nine eggs; B. A. C: pullet No. 2T.1 sixty-four eggs; Hanson's pullet No. Sn. 97 fifty-eight eggs; Jensen's pullet pul-let No. 214 forty-four eggs; and W. B. Turpin's pullet No. 68 thirty-one eggs without missing a day. Five other pullets laid thirty egg each during Kntry No. 3. owned by Robert Gard-n,'.r, Gard-n,'.r, continued In the lead with a nvord of 1512 eggs to date. H. C. Sorensons pullet No. 74 continues in first place for Individuals with a r--,.t,rJ f ISO egg in 212 days. These are unusual records for seven months beginning November 'first nd including includ-ing all of the winter months. Prac-ti.-jlly every bird in the contest is making a good record. The average production to date is 129 eggs. Such a record proves these birds to be of unusual vigor and vitality and shows that very entry came from a flock that has been rarefurly bred and developed de-veloped for high production. The race for first honors, for the month, has been very keen and was not decided until the late afternoon f Mav Jut. A KM) percent produc- uon on this date placed James Gage's pen No. 16 again in the lead by one egg with a record of 173 eggs, or an average of 17.3 eggs for each pullet. Henacre's entry No. 14 took second plare also with a 100 percent record on the last day and a total of 272 eggs for the month. The 100 pullets In the ten highest .pens produced 2632 fggs. or an average of 26.3 eggs each IS 55 fifty-nine eggs; Stlbgen's pullet for the rnontii. Rank and Owner of Ten Leading Pens to Date ta, ta-ta4a-ta. ta, Ta! Rank Entry No. Name and Address of Owner So. Eggs 1 3 Robert Gardner, Logan, Utah 1512 2 6 " W. B. Turpin, R.'V. JD. No. 5. 'Murray. Utah 1417 3 1 E. M. Knight, R. F. l No. 1. Woods Cross 1402 4 12 H. Grant Ivins. Murray. Utah 1337 " 2 U. A. C. Experiment Station. Ixgan, Utah 1397 5 10 LeRoy Turpin, U. F. P. No. 5. Murray .Utah 1394 .6 17 C. E. Smith, Spanish Fork. Utah 1385 7 . 7 H. C, Sorenson. ICent, Washington 1381 g 13 Hansen's Leghorn Farm, Corvallls, Oregon 1326 9 - 22 Joseph F. Skinner, Spanish Fork, Utah 1316. Ta, ta. ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-! Ta: ta, ta, ta Ta! Ta!" Some people may not know what all of those ta-ta-Ufs mean, but an oi the Boy Scouts of the Tlmpanogos District Council, win recognize in them the assembly call. They will know that that Is the sound of the bugta calling them to the rendezvous at Santaquin on next Monday morning morn-ing at 7 o'clock a. m.. Next Monday morning, long before the sun Is up, long lines of khaki clad Scouts will wind down from the set tlements In various parts or tne Council ready to embark In a truck or rar for Santaquin where they are to meet Chief Anderson and the re mainder of the group who will make the trip Into the Bryce canyon country. coun-try. . At Santaquin, the bishop will be ready to start the group off right by telling them an Indian story which will explain why the name of his town was changed from Summit to Santaquin. After the story, the horns will toot and the cars will leap forward, .only to etop at Nephi at the corner of the famous old fort where another Indian story, as true as history, his-tory, will be told. From that point the trail will lead south to Bryce, although the caravan will stop every few miles to learn the history of the surrounding regldn. In this way, riding and listening, the raravan will go -by easy states to Bryce and back. The Scouts will find that the road is a long winding trail of interest, and that really deserve the name, "The Old Mormon Trail." This year the boys will carry enough food for the trip. They will camp out and do their own cooking, thus making the trip a genuine camping camp-ing outing. It is expected that approximately ALPINE NEWS Mrs. L. Bates, Reporter. Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Strong have as thetr guest their nelce. Miss Ardella Young of Kanab. Mr. and Mrs. Ira Peterson and children of Morgan, snent the nw week at the horn Mrs. Peterson's parents. Mr. and Mrs. 3. O. Strong. Word was received here Sunday morning of the defcth at Park City of Mr. Harley Shoemaker, who died from injuries received Saturday afternoon af-ternoon in the Daly West mine when he fell 250 feet down a rafoe, Mr. Shoemaker was working with his cousin! Oral Mc Greger. formerly" of Alpine. They were setting off blasU before going oft shift when their lamps were blown out and they had to run down the tunnel in the dark. Mr. Shoemaker stepped into the old raise in making his getaway. Mr. Shoemaker is well known in Alpine. His mother was formerly Miss Mae Healey of this plarc. The body was taken to Payson, where the father is employed and where funeral services were held Thursday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Healey and daughter, Pearl, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Healey, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Healey and Mrs. Mark Bennett went to Pay-son Pay-son to attend the" funeral. YAfterEteryMeal C "I wonder why that young lady out there looks at me so much?" "She has weak eyes, and the (by' tor told her to relieve them by looking at- something green.". Nobody has to fight for a restaurant. restaur-ant. check any more. He cm get it without a struggle. It's all right to put al! your eggs in one basket If they're bvl eggs. Pass it around after every meal-Give meal-Give the family the benefit of Its aid o digestion, deans teeth too. ... Keep. It ahenyj In . Him., hflou. 'Casts tittle-kelps mack ' tlHI Mr. and Mrs. Willard Cleghorn and Mrs. Ella Martin came from Park City last week and will make their home here for the present in the home of Mrs. Martin. Each marclitr In the Alpine stake contigent carried a small pine bough symbolical of Alpine stake. leading the contigent was Irving L. Pratt stake M. I. A. secretary, carrying a beautiful silk American flag, immediately im-mediately after Mr. Pratt marched tlie Pleasant Grove Band followed by R6 small children from In-hi dressed in Swiss alpine costumes and march-so march-so as to form the letter "A". The stake1 marchers, including President S. L Cblpman nnd members of the stake- M. I. A. board, came next i 0 i Suffer in Captivity Some wllil :miin:i7TTi v so": ret fill In captivity that tl.cii- lives are shortened materially. This is true "1 i'ovn :mtl monkeys Elephants t.ti'l simkes do not-seem to ti.Ter much freta captivity, captiv-ity, but tire strongly inclui. ! in lung rttves in inn eovtioiiineiil. The mor tality UllinllC wild Mlilmills in r.oulng. kul parks in very hlzh. Mystery, Thrills In In New Picture "Contraband" Loaded With Big Punch Scenes. Rum running ou a wholesale scale is shown In "Contraband." Alan Cros-land's Cros-land's newest Paramount production coining to the Realart Theatre on Tuesday only. The "inside workings of the trans portation of contraband ; liquor, an illegal Industry whlcn the government combats at an annual cost of million, are faithfully depicted. ? o ' j 1 HELP FOB OLD FOLKS Old Af Shoaii Be Happy !Tot a Time f Slckaess and Suffering. Too many people begin to suffer at middle age with constant backache, urinary Ills and rheumatic pains and aches. Weak kidneys are usually the cause and, if neglected, there is danger dan-ger of hardend arteries, dropsy, gra-rel gra-rel or Bright', disease. Help jrocr weakened kidneys with a stimulant .'SATURDAY.-JUSE-,,- - diuretic; before, kidneyT. Una hold! Use r'iPnT sand, of old folk, recomZV1 Here I conrlncing pm. A, Uoe. a Forbes, retire ! er, First East Seconj W American Fork, says- ti1 Doea Pills is Veil '. t family and I have reasonta them a great kidney me hare relieved any 41 LI J " If uuney. ana I can reooomwj for a weak and lame bkr 1 OVER FIVE YEARS u Forbes said: "Doan'i nlT ! lameness from my back kidneys In fine order." j 60c, at all dealers. ltt.J Co.. Mfrs., Buffalo, N. T. 1 I' YOU HAVE GOT TO GET IN THE SWIM AND OWN A CAR Our eeoiiomical Chevrolet ,ear outsells evetyJ thing on the market today. New ones at $65100 : Used ones at $125.00 up. There is a payment plan that will suit you. Martin Nielsen Auto Co Telephone 93. 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