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Show (5(1011 advici: KOK MAIMIIhO IIOOZi; IKJMTLILV The following rrom the woman editor edi-tor of a paper published In Mlssour, Is good advice to home citizens lit Utah county: "To the married man who cannot get along without his drinks, we Bug-cost Bug-cost tho following as a means to freedom free-dom from the bondage of the habit: Start n saloon in your own house. Ik the only customc. You will hnvo no license to pay. Oo to your wife nnd give her $'i to buy a gallon of whisky, and remember there arc sixty-nine Jrlnks In one gallon. Ihiy your drinks from no ono except your wife, and by the time the first gallon Is gone she will have $S to put In tho .bank nnd $2 to stnrt business again. Should you live ten years and contlnuo to buy booze from her and then dlo with snakes in your boots', she will hnvo monoy to bury you decently, educntc your children, buy a house mid lot und marry a decent man and cult thinking about you." |