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Show " ' "n v ' ' ' ' ' ' 'l Thing3'ito'Talk About Dr Pirkburst-flapa aflTjn"i'io Wfelced without Vdlt'ig Hch. SeiSt'ii thai event; ho1 has'tduiia1iy?iMk pennlly- , , - . ftfggfflt, Mr Bdisorrgivbn tifo Jidraa jurISI, montlis to clopd up1lsoffuir'8andJVeUro,11 HtoucWolcstfiVmotof fa perfcclo'd' nlmoat. t TheolJ maxim says''bc suro,ynun"ro right and then go ahead" Is goWadvlsV &r,peopIe contomplatfng matr1iyi4, .Ap 'Englishman oriys thoAjSef!.' (ft.ls JfffHw. Perlwr-J)V&a be ihakfig a UOUone faceVrtf Amcrj!1 can girls y,a have "married titled Eng;-lishmtin. Eng;-lishmtin. , , V' 'n fr vilairt in spending, oovt'ntyvtwb.mli Jiigtii'6n anw pavy. -Slw can, ftiTord it few sho'Jia'Hljoltoit Well rid of ) tlio c-MiMvejIfllMulnoa, c-MiMvejIfllMulnoa, . ''Sopio liieaihf the itnpcirtfince'ef ' ngri MfySmn IhoXJnllciKKCifiwwiy be falpMfroU'ti.o fact that iVi&Wthi .trrnfeJASuf SW.WVc'sV tlfctJoW fflty 'A'lAsU'a.flQtnbtity furnfshslU'nclci Sarn. with 515.1 Worth of cyr old Ai tiunllybut gericrouMr ifferta--fflUjdijJ eOal-'bins. And wjy, (ioUgnV 'tlteJ(;vIoJ ointry for f7,T0d,00O, , ' " Jns" -"rhp'rosldcnl of VttmpWm newspaper men in his cnblnctjfiwnPF President of Uie Unltoil StAWjWJ Cabinet composed of all tm) nWjplr" nen in the counlry, 0,h 1'cnryhiifl added 0 his fnm'ftfffcfiptti ting within 203 miles of -the pWlf tlicre aro a number of eamlkteteewlp Cam6 jjearer election than th'f wh6 1h almost forgotteh '"yt ' Tho Standard Oil Companyhns 1cefl' fined only five4 thousand tlol)ar8 bytHC Findlcy OhloCourt. Thu judgoroliab;. Vhad soino sympathy for th'oWnim-iTH.who th'oWnim-iTH.who will dbu'btloAs'pay thc'lin?. Vr Some Englishman has bocn W'jifng In thu papors alwut tho joyless AoieK? can face. Ho was probably thinking of n crowd of deaeited candidates tho du after election. , "The now Spanish battle ships nresslA to hu closely follow in- Amoriimti mctli f" )' ua'giKlf J gfjuugh, b" i-ijnBH BBflBBBIBw'1'' IawHBvJ An English woman says tint womcv nro Itettcr financiers than men. Wc nil know that they aro distinguished for being able to Keep money in circulation. circu-lation. Now Count Boni is divorced ho will not Lo allowed to neglect his athletics. Deprived of wife beating at a muscular exercise thu husbands of Mme. A. Mine I!. X. V. Z-etc. will supply him with duels to tho number of a baker's dozen. Edison, the great Inventor, promises within six montlis to suspply the wurld w th a storage Imttcry at a cost of not over $200, that will enable its owner to travel without fuithercost any distance for fifteen years, lie says the horse is doomed. 'I he fateful word conies echoing from l,(ii(l(in that whiskers are once more to Itetliefaslroii. '1 he last decade liasun-i-tieslionalily been that of the clean dliuven clean hli.ivcn except possibly for the mustache and ccn mustaches hau been growing fewer. If Une-le S.un cannot pi int thuiost-age thuiost-age stamps at as low a cost as a private pri-vate lit in why is it they cannot see they are losing money in furnishing stamped envelopes with the return card printed thereon at a loss? At tho same time they aie Knocking out ho much business for the local punter. The way that Secretary Taft side stc pped w hen that Clev eland suffragette toll'ired hi in a in I wanted to know what he thought of female MiUer.igc proves mine conclusively 111, 111 ever ho should he appointed to settle all our foreign dillicultieH. The Secretary is a whole pence conference in himself. Bridge whist is gambling nnd tho HM-iely woman who gies a Bridge whist party with a prue for the winner of tho inont games may bo nneslod and fined ns a common gammhUr. 'I hit iH what the court decided in Heaver Falls, I'a., when Mrs..!. I.. Harsha, wife of a prominent iron manufacturer, pleaded ,uilty and paid her fine after arraignment arraign-ment in court. False h-iir is being shipped all over tho country by the carload, because to ho in tho fashion a woman must above ill things have her head padded out, pulled up and hung with false hair. In I'arli they have gone so far as to have a hit is called "tho transformation," which is a sort of wig which ran be donned at a moment's notice, so that tho hair may match the gown to be worn. 1 I t,i JW ' t )A"tb" p. m. whilo pa and mn Helped oiiterlatn with Sih, Both (i -nnd II - in distant seats f . Wero far apart like t, At Op. m.., ns pa withdraw , t Andsought his room upHtairs, At 10 p. m. mama decamped, And then, ye Gods I what bliss I Those lovers sat till nearly one, (v. uboutasciosea8thls. |