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Show TOO GOOD FOR THI8 EARTH. Type of Office Boy a Creature of Funny Man's Brain. "So you have come In answer to my advertisement for olllco boy7" said tho old broker briskly. "Do you smoko clgnrettes?" "No, sir." replied tho saintly young-iter young-iter In tho doorway. "Chow gum or reud novels'" "Never, sir." "Piny Juggler with tho paper weights or tnlk nonscnRO through tho telephone when your employer Is absent?" ab-sent?" "No, sir." "F.vcr go to the circus?" "Never saw a circus In my life, sir" "How nbout bnseball? Do you take two or threo afternoons n wl'ek to Bee the game?" i "Don't like baseball, sir" i j Tho old broker bit tho end off his clgnr. I "My boy," he said,, quietly, "this Ib tho twenty-ninth story. Isn't It?" "I think so, sir." "Well, It Is not high enough for you." "Not high enough for mo. sir?" "No, you belong up In paradise." Chicago News. |