Show I Flossie Writes 0 Her Ma I IDear Dear Ma I IWo Wo aro are now ready for tor tho the winter so to speak At a any apy y rate the girls have havo left their furs and gono gone In for tor aU silk k stockings Lessons haven't ha been very strenuous yet I understand this I is ig because the tho Profs themselves are aro worried about who goes which into the tho sororities and frats Frats is the tho opposite opposite opposite op op- of or sororities meaning where 80 sororities stand stan 1 for tor refinement culture and Intellect the tho frats stand for tor tho the op opposite At any rate rato that Is what the sororities Dr Thomas and the tho librarians seem to think Speaking of ot sororities sororities sororities sor sor- which is IB tho the only thing spoken of on tho the campus Jez went to a a. banquet givon jy one of oC them I curled her hair as she sho didn't have havo any money to have it curled having spent her months month's allowance on hot dogs and meat pies As I said I curled s hair and she was quite nasty about It and It-and and r f only burned her in five places which is nothing compared to the scars on my scalp which h she has left there Well anyway Jez went to this banquet and was quite a success although she did slip her shoo off oft owing to corns and shoes too small Well Veil sho she slipped off ocr h her 1 shoo shoe and when the tho time came to got get et up from tram tho the table somebody had kicked it so that she couldn't find Ind it I guess Jez was put out a a. little as It took ten minutes to toI find It I II I have bavo boon to an assembly which was adorned by green caps and Joe Worthen This Joo Joe is the student body president I heard he worked Inthe in inthe Inthe the movies pl playing opposite e NIta Naldi but business was bad so o he turned to education This Joe is what my English prof would call dynamic or whatever it is they call a n. man who Isn't dead and wants everyone c to know It lt Not that Joes Joe's tho the shouting kind but ho ha gets as enthusiastic when he ho makes a speech about football as President Thomas does docs when he talks about scholarship President Thomas told us he thought we e ought to starve for an education We Well 11 Im I'm making tho the sacrifice as my landlady Is as tight as ever which reminds me you me-you you might t send mo some more money as Im I'm really losing weight and Mrs Johnson will probably give me a D In physIcal physical physical phys phys- ical education because Im I'm not following her lectures and keeping well nourished J i i Well Ma 1 Im I'm doing my best to k keep cep in good health and if you'll Just see that I have enough money to ke p well fed Ill I'll remain Your Loving Daughter FLOSSIE |