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Show ' i TOM SIMS : SAYS This Is hunting time. Many a little dear is a little bore. Singers in London heard in ICevr York must huve a strong baee. The early bird gets tbe worm. So does the rhestnut. Holland is broke, so holes In cheeso may be made larger. Politicians who go from side to side don't get far ahead. Years ago they got the buggy and went sparking. Now they get the into and go parking Now is the time for father to pt-ste on his wallet- "Not to be opened before be-fore Christmas." It is unlawful to shoot a landlord unless he wears a mask The Turk 8 Sunday comes on Friday, Fri-day, putting them two days ahead of us in their golf I "Miners use either forka or shovels" headline Thpy neerl nne nf theft) I etiquette books. I Thick fur on animals means a cold v-mter for all and a hot 19L'3 summer for the women I The auto that turned turtle was not! going like a turtle. Do you know what la paved with' good Intention.' Well, that fa what' afreets are that are paved only wlih good Intentions. Fashion note: Coal dealer aro wearing diamonds. Only three were hagpod in one Michigan Mich-igan hunt. Three hunter. There are fifteen million phone num hers In this country and still Ihe things sre hard to get. East Is east and west is west, and wljen the twain meet st football there la an awful moaa. In Boston, a man asks divorce because be-cause aho let men kies her. Why not feed her cm onions? In Chicago, mediums are delivering aplrlt messages, all of which seem to come "eollect" The dollars that run the government govern-ment also run the taxpayers. Girls' colleRe has a new plptol range May be domestic science This year we beat England at Rolf. po!o, rowing nnd rowing if you pronounce pro-nounce the fourth one rlghi WeBt Virginia street car conductor haa become a preacher He la accustomed ac-customed to getting nickels. Forward, speed forward, O Time in your flight, and give us a man that Dempsey can fight Talk is rheap because II is made out of nothing. |