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Show Thursday, January 10, 1924. THE WEBER HERALD PAGE THREE Security State Bank . SAVINGS COMMERCIAL r . , HUDSON AVENUI . . - . . , OGDEN t ..... .r..T UTAH ssssHaHHSEsaaasEasasasasa 3 Remember 1 Your 1 Classmates S With Your 1 Photograph RABE 0 til 1 416 Twenty-fourth St. 1 0 13 &BSBBSSSSBHBBBHGSSHSBKBB ASK FOR MILKY WAY Bar Shupe-Williams Candy Co Makers of Preferred Chocolates 2487 WASHINGTON AVE. USE Nyal Face CREAM Ensign Drug Co. Ogden, Utah --JllillllllMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIII I The Store of I Satisfaction 1 OGDEN FURNITURE & CARPET CO. lllllllllllllimillllllllllllllllilllililllf? IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIMIIIIIIIIIII!: I MAKE THIS AN I 1 ELECTRICAL 1 YEAR I E Buy it at The Lighthouse E E 2452 Washington Ave. E Telephone 581 E C. G. Eklund : G. K. 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Then came the big surprise. Each student as he entered the school was horrified, no. dumbfounded, in beholding the specter before him. The school was all cleaned up not as usual. It was unprecedent ed an unheard of thing-, an unusual event. Amazement wrecked the countenance of every student. It left all weak and gasping. "Good Hellens," they cried, "what kind of white washers have been here." Even the staid old faculty members were ag-hast. The school was in an uproar. The librarian complained that when she went to get a book she couldn't tell whether she was getting one of Lamb or Bacon. All was in a changed condition. Because there was so much stir we sent our reporter a-round to try to get at the bottom of this clean-up. He quizzed some of the faculty members beginning with Dr. Lind. When approached for information concerning the grand housecleaning the Doctor looked puzzled. He thought for a moment and then said, "Well, I can't say much about the clean-up, but I can say that upon taking stock of my chemicals I found that some hydrogen oxide had escaped, been taken, or in some manner left its accustomed seat of inactivity."Then Professor Jensen was approached upon the same question. He showed a little unwillingness to talk but aft er a little persuasion he gave out the following statement: "I dislike to accuse anyone of appropriating something that is not his. However, 1 am forced to admit that several bacteria have been missing from true institution since this clean-up occured." This only spurred our re porter on and with greater determination he set out to find out if anything else had surreptitiously departed. He went to Monk Halliday. "Monk," He said, "What do vou think of the clean-up? Have you missed anything?" Monk burst forth into pro fanity. When he had calmed down sufficiently he delivered the following vehement address: "You ask me what I think about this clean-up and now I will tell you. It's the most blasted act of shame that has ever sullied Weber's fair appearance. Here I left Weber two weeks ago in good faith that things would be left as they were until I came back and when I came back what do you think I found? Nuthin', just nuthin' that is, nuthin' I was supposed to find. Why, I had a package of Argentinos ditched for two years up in that little room behind the library, expecting every day to go light up. Well, when I came back I went up and hunted for 'em and I didn't find nuthin', nope, didn't find a thing. And with the rest of the fellers it's the same way. Here I einie had a package of gum ditched in that pipe hole in the fioor and when he went to get it well, you know the rest. All Heinie got was a coupon and aslrip of tinfoil. "I tell you this sort of thing has got to stop. The school cannot be cleaned up indiscriminately without going to the dogs. First it's painted, then the trees are cut down in front, and now the rooms are all cleaned up and everything swiped. What'll come next?" This concluded Monk's ficr-y oration. Now fellow students do we want this school to be cleaned up ami pillaged promiscuously? Or do we want the school to be a solid one one that can be relied on never to chan.ee its old ways and customs? All those in favor of either proposition say "aye." The "ayes" have it. We thank you. Prominent Memder Of Weber Faculty Leaves In the process of time it becomes necessary to relinquish our claims upon those whom we dearly love, and withi whom we have been as sociated for many years. If they are to progress into higher spheres it is necessary for them to disengage them selves from the entanglements of present associations, and form friendships anew in the realms of their greater activity.But the great liking and affection which we have to ward such beloved ones, we will always cherish, and our friendship for them, which has been made mature by our long acquaintance, will always bear fruit in righteous praise of them and their past services. The time has come when such an one in our midst must leave his present position with us. He has been chosen to do another work, not a greater work, for where is there a work greater than the one in which he has been engaged? He has been selected for another calling, to fill a-nother office and so we must relinquish our claims upon him. He has been a faithful worker for many years. He came to this school when it needed help and has been with it during its remarkable growth from an Academy to a College. Day after day he has labored in its behalf. Many have been the days when he has been the first at the school in the morning and the last to leave it at night. His interests have been here. His desires have been to build a better school and by his efforts Weber has been greatly benefited. And so it is with sadness that I announce that Superintendent G but before doing so I would like to read a paragraph from Geradilly's Almanac and Handbook of Useful Information, which truly expresses the feelings which Weber now experiences at the departure of one of its most loyal patrons. This was written at a time when its author was grieved by the sudden leave of one of his dearest friends. "Oh that my head were a fountain of tears and my eyes a couple of spouts. O that I might pluck from my heart this thistle of pain and have my soul relieved of this splinter of grief. "Let the Building weep a-loud for its master is torn from its embrace, let the rooms cry out in anguish, for he is departed. Let the floors be made to sorrow and the desks to wear coverings of sack, cloth, for their helper is gone. "Make of the foundation a lake of salty water, and change the bricks into tears that all may crumble because of his absence." These fitting words should touch the soul of the heartless and pierce the heart of the souless. It is with great feelings of sorrow, that it is necessary at this time for me to announce, that Superintendent G. Christen Visser has been released from his position on the faculty of the Weber College, and has assumed his new duties as general supervisor and fireman of the Weber Gymnasium. "RUGGLES OF RED GAP" Credited with being one of the greatest pictures of the year, comes to the Colonial Theatre Only the selected special productions ars shown at the Colonial. Among the near future releases are Gloria Swanson in the Humming Bird. Thos. Meighan in the l'ied Piper of Malone. Peter the Lion Hearted. West of the Water Towers. Zane Gray's, Heritage of The Desert. YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT You should see the Colonial bill this week. Gouver-neur Morris' great story, with a cast from "If Winter Comes." This program will close Saturday night. Monte Blue in "The Purple Highway," starts next Sunday. A sock on the foot is worth two in the eye. Take Stock of Yourself Then Improve Somewhere, hidden in the dim recesses of everyone's cranium, is an intention to overcome some undesireable habit; to cultivate some trait that has previously been neglected, but which one knows would be worth while to him. There are hundreds of new habits one desires to form to make himself more congenial those with whom he associates, and to elevate and improve his mental status. The hum-drum monotony of life may eclipse these good intentions for a while and the grind of routine may even make one feel at times that they are not worth while. It is such a state of mind that is most likely to prove disastrous. But, however deeply submerged these ideals and intentions may become, and however vague the idea back of them may be, there is a time when one finds himself pausing with the rest of humanity to overhaul, reconstruct and make these ideals something that seem very possible and worth while. This delving down to unrealized dreams comes at the close of the year and just as we are on the threshold of a new one. The life and vigor and enthusiasm with which we usher in a new year is of great significance. We must agree that it indicates that hopes are high, that people are not depressed and discouraged beyond being revived. There is a new confidence and determination born in one with the coming of a new year, and as we say, we turn over a new leaf. The precedent is well established now, we write on that new leaf things that show we have made some progress; that show our ideals are still being elevated, that we are forming more definitely the scheme that is to eventually lead us to our goal. We do this by select ing certain things that we will, or will not do after the old year, with its mistakes and blunders, has gone. 1 he taking stock we do at the close of a year, enables us to decide just what we should aim for in the coming year. Many of the very difficult things that we know we must overcome, we postpone until the impetus of a new year gives us the determination and zeal to undertake them. How often before the new year is ushered in, we enum erate to ourselves the things which it is going to mean to us, how we intend to avoid the mistakes of the old year and how very many new and desireable things it is going to add to us as individuals. As polish brings out the rich appearance of silver and the luster of rare gems so this renewal of intentions and ideals makes the personality of all well meaning people richer, more pleasing, and enables them to do far more good in the world. The contagion spread by people who are bubbling over with a belief in the new year will serve to pretty well eliminate the shadow that some pessimist is determined to mar the new record with. Perhaps there are a few who did not catch the spirit of the new year with its new incarnation and failed to alj lot themselves certain things to overcome or cultivate. If there be such, we will not attribute it to a feeling of self satisfaction for with the progress the world is making, an average mortal, or the most narrow human could not very well become addicted to such a notion. But if thoughtlessness and the crowding of other things has caused one to neglect this, then he has made a blunder which luckily, he can retrace his footsteps to and then come on with the rest of the world. There are those who claim that they "don't put much stock in" or "don't see the sense" of new year's resolutions. They usually advance the idea that one time is as good as another to give yourself some discipline. True enough, their argument is good, but still we need the new year as a starting place. It is the line behind which we stand at intervals in this race and make a new begin-nin. And, because the law of the psychology of the crowd can sway us into acts that meditation would never lead us to. the same unanimous spirit takes the difficulty out of many things and makes Mysterious Epidemic Arouses Suspicion In Weber Even the brightest of intelligent people have been unable to discover the cause of a condition which has arisen (nay flourished) at Weber since the holidays. Furrows of perplexity have appeared in the foreheads of the professors, lights of trouble have lurked in their eyes, and they have stroked their beardless chins in vain, for they have not as yet found the long looked for cause. The deepest consultations have been fruitless, for as yet no proof or clue as to the cause of those curious looking eruptions upon the lips of so many of the students and (sh) even some of the staid faculty members, has been found. These "blights" range from the size of a pin point to the size of a dime or quarter. Aside from casting a disfigurement upon the personal beauty of the person so affected, they also have a marring effect upon other people's opinion of these people. All because the "cold" made a little blemish upon their lips (for you know they still use that old stall "the cold made it.)" It was particularly noticeable that almost every member of the football squad that went to Phoenix, even to the coach, who was incidentally accompanied by his wife, returned possessed of one or more of these blotches which are conveniently called "cold sores." Perhaps they might give the excuse that a sudden change of climate might be responsible for the suspicious looking sores, but This epidemic has even invaded the office, the reason for which may, or may not be because it is apparently "the fashion" this season. Among many of the theories recently advanced as to the cause, have been a "catching" epidemic, (very reasonable), the result of merrymaking New Year's eve (only such as dancing solo dances, playing ring around the rosy, etc). As to the married men, it has been said that the cold sores were the result of New Year's Resolutions. It may be so, but Any way, students, if none of these reasons serve to satisfy your curiosity to know, just "figure it out for your self." ABSENT MINDED Prof. Winsor walked into a grocery store the other day with a large can under one arm and a baby in the other He set the can on the coun ter and said gently, "Sit there a moment dear. Then holding the baby out to the amazed clerk said, "A gallon of kerosene' in this; The Waiter "Drink anything, sir?" The Stew "No, I wouldn't drink carbol-hic-acid, fer in- sthance." them easier from January First on, than we would find them to be at any other time It really is a wise idea then to make use of this time. The result will be that the year will prove a more profitable one, one with far more ac complishments, and we will look back over it with a great deal more satisfaction than we have in years past. But now, just a word about the keeping of New Year's Resolutions. The result, of course, is harmful where they are not maintained. No one can afford to break his barrier of resistance or batter down and weaken his will by neglecting things that are once begun. One slip or relapse that we allow to occur means that the fight will be that much harded. Although we must be lenient, we cannot very well justify those who give up the fight too easily. New Year's Resolutions have often meant a continued fight and self disciplining throughout the year, but, how much stronger and superior the individual is who has made the fight and come out the victor. Let us be wise and careful in what we aim to do, then be conscientious and diligent in the pursuance of our ideals. For after all, we must be masters, and the benefits we are sure to reap will more than repay us for our efforts. REGULATIONS AND RULES GOVERNING THE JUNIOR COLLEGE BASKETBALL LEAGUE 1. The following teams' are members of the League: B. Y. C, Ricks, Weber, L. D. S., Snow, B. A. C, and Dixie. 2. Divisions: (1) Ricks, B. Y. C, L. D. S., Weber Northern Divis ion. (2) Snow, B. A. C, Dixie Southern Division. 3. Schedules should be out lined to begin on or about January 11, 1924, and be com pleted on or about February 20, 1924. 4. The eligibility rules: (1) Students in teams must be in good standing in the institution which they represent. (2) Students must be car rying twelve quarter hours successfully. (3) Students must not have competed more than one year previous in college competition.(4) Students must not have more than 108 quarter hours of credit, including the total number of hours of this Winter Quarter. (5) Students must enter during the first two weeks of said quarter. 5. Visiting teams shall pay all their own expenses. Home teams shall pay all local expenses, including costs of officials, and shall pay to the visiting team the sum of $50 fee for each game played. 6. Officials shall be agreed upon by the two competing teams. It shall be understood that the visiting team shall not put the home team to unnecessary expense on this account. Whereveer possible, certified high school officials should be used. 7. The coach of each team will carry with him a list of the eligible players, signed by the president of the school; and it shall be the duty of the officiating referee to examine this list before each game. He shall permit only eligible players to take part in these contests. In case of uncertainty as to the eligibility of any player, the matter shall be referred to the Arbitrator, Mr. M. L. Stevenson of the L. D. S., and his decision shall be final. 8. During the last week in February, 1924, a basketball tournament will be held to decide the Junior College championship of this League Four of six teams shall participate, the two or three winning teams of each division I he tournament shall be held at the place offering the best hnancial inducements, and the President and Secretary shall have power to investigate this matter and de cide upon the place. The teams participating shall share financial gains and loss es equally. Tournament expenses will be based on seven men to the team. Hotel expenses will be arranged for by League officials. Certified officials shall be named for the tournament. 9. Protests and complaints and all claims of any kind shall be filed with the Secretary of the League within five days after any game or games. The officers of the League shall then have power to make decisions. 10. The Arbitrator shall have interpreting power of these rules, and the President and the Secretary shall have power over any matters not covered by these rules and regulations. 11. Officers of this League are as follows: (1) President William G. Barton, Snow College. (2) Secretary Joseph Jenkins, Snow College. (3) A r b i t r a t o r, M. L. Stevenson, L. D. S. Wilk "I want a divorce." Lawyer "Why?" Wilk "My wife just talks, talks, talks, talks all night and all day. I can't get any rest and I'm going plumb crazy." Lawyer "What does she talk about?" Wilk "She don't say." Artistic Tloral o. 2411 Hudson Ave. Ogden, Utah WITH THE COLLEGES The basket ball prospects seem to be bright for the Snow College. They have a splendid bunch of athletes from which to select their team, and are determined to cop the Junior College championship.The B. Y. U. are organizing their debaters. It isn't a bit too soon; the debates are scheduled to take place near the first of March. It may be late, but a good thought from "The Student" on New Year Resolutions is worth while: "Be healthy in mind and body. Be decisive. Make life worth living and then live it. Live each day to the very best of your ability and you won't need to worry about the year or the sum total of the years your lifetime. It doesn t matter what your resolutions are, so long as they are good sensible ones and will apply to the individ ual to help him improve. The Idaho Technical informs us that a publication of the Wickiup is now assured. The copies will be limited, but they will be of an exceptionally g-ood style. Young He "How can a man find out what a woman thinks of him?' ' Old He "By marrying her." 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