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Show PAGE TWO WEBER HERALD When you buy... "EATS" Trade at a Real Store that sells real Meats at real Good Prices. WHERE? RUSSELL-JAMES CO. Corner 24th and Lincoln DELIVERIES Twice a Day M. L. JONES, GOAL AND ICE 413 24th St. p HATS and CAPS NORMAN SIMS 384 TWENTY-FIFTH STREET LET US REPAIR YOUR BROKEN GLASS Griffin Paint Company 2310 Washington Ave. Crown Painless Dentists 2468 WASHINGTON AVE. Between 24th and 25th (East Side Street) i J. P. Ridges I desire to let my friends and acquaintances know that they will receive prompt and efficient attention at this studio. I have the best operator that money can procure direct from the celebrated Sarony Studios in New York City. Come in today and inspect our samples. Our photographs are the finest that skilled artists can produce. Open Sundays from 12 to 6 P.M. 416 24th Street. WEBER HERALD Published every other Thursday during the school year by the Students of the Weber Academy and College. Official paper of the Weber Academy and College Address all comunications to Weber Herald, Ogden, Utah. STAFF WILLIAM KASIUS Managing Editor ELMON LINFORD Advertising Manager ROBERT WILKINSON Associate Editor AGNES STEVENS Exchange Editor MARCUS BLUTH Staff Typist ROLAND BROWNING Staff -Artist REPORTERS Ira Terry, Ruth Tanner, '22, Irna Cram, '23, Louise Browing, 20, Ruth Scowcroft, '21 VOL. IV THURSDAY, EDITORIAL 'Our Future Work! Work! Work! Has been the password of the students during the fleeing school days, but let us remember that pleasure and better times are yet to come. Football came and went as all activities do, but do not let us forget that Weber's name is imprinted upon -the football pages of the day. Our squad and coach both inexperienced in the gridiron game, worked to the best advantage and their rewards came. No State Championship Cr glorious rewards but -the thought is the dawning of -football as a yearly event in theiialls of Weber. Since the coming of our Institution the athletes of the state have looked up to Weber as the rising spirit in the basketball circles of the state. Yes, Basketball has been the creating spirit of athletics in Weber. Time and time again have our athletics came home with the "bacon" from the state tournaments. Last year was one of those ever crowning successful years for reaching its arms to Weber's athletes while they in turn grasped it. Let the remaining activities of the year be one of success and of increasing interest to the underclassmen.Three letter men are back on the old floor with the others "up-coming" athletes of the school year gives prospects for another championship 'With -the About a week ago Old Man Time slipped us what is known as a Leap Year. Just why it is called Leap Year has not yet been definitely determined, still it is generally conceded that the name was derived from the manner on which the females gain their husbands by leaps and bounds. First they leap about to find one they think will pass inspection and then the bounds are applied by bonds of matrimony. And this promises to be a bumper year for proposals, and marriages. In the first place it is more economical to accept the girl than to pay the usual fine of a silk dress for refusal. This seems paradoxical but in this day and age the woman can earn almost the same wages as the men, so boys, if she proposes, accept and let the women do the work. Breathes there a man with soul so pure who wouldn't marry a meal ticket. The second reason why the following year promises to be a good one for jewel JUST THE TO PLEASE FRESHMEN There was a young girl named Ida Who always loved to drink cida When a taste of Champaygne To her lips did came Her mouth opened wida and wida. The Ostrich sure has a queer liver, His diet'd make a soul shiver; He'll eat cans and pails, And nuts, screws and nails, Then finish up with an old flivver. The Pelican harboreth no wishes malicious,Also he abstaineth from dishes sus" picious; He just openeth his mouth, Turneth round to the south, And obtaineth a billful of fishes delicious. His Action "When is your brother-in-law coming to visit you again?" asked a neighbor. "D'know," replied Golden B Rumpus Ridge, Ark. "Didn't you invite him?" "Nope! dared him." of There is a Junior called Ikey, Who is not so dreadfully pikey, He gets up with a yell, O'er us all casts a spell, Till we howl like lunatics, likely. She once gave me her solemn vow, Anl I gave her a ring. She broke her vow, the ring broke me I hate a fickle thing. JANUARY 8, 1920 No. 8 Prospects' year. The teams are representing the Northern Division this year. Let Weber be one; the team is doing their best so let us as students follow their tracks, cheering them onward to victory, then on to the State Championship. Now, let's go. Debating, Rich Oratorical and Extemporaneous Speaking Contests are yet to come. Let us, the students, take interest in mental activities as well as Physical. Our mental representatives -are..hj?rder pressed for time than the physical representative Basketball is a sport and indulged in for pleasure; Debating, Oratory, etc., requires mental ability and one who works onward willing to sacrifice all pleasure for the maintainance of the School record. Give the Debator, Extemporaneous speaker or whoever our representatives may be your full unfailing support as you would with the athletics. Keen competition previals in the Rich Oratorical Contest with the Ogden High, while Weber's contestants rank high on the roll of victory. ,We have stood high in State Debating and let us continue onward. Many a time have we run away with the State Chmpionship. Last year's debators are back, so let us continue on. Thus we will have a banner year in activities only with the needed support of the students. Leap Year' er, county clerk, and minister? because ot the importation ot me bers of the fair sex. The recent w caused a scarcity of husbands Europe and those girls who failed make a "killing" while the Yans were their visitors have decided to carry their conquests to this land sf milk and honey and husbands-to-be. Yet it promises to be a year of conquests for husbands. May the mercy of the gods be with ye males yes and the mails also because the correspondence marriage bureau are compiling new series of "young handsome men . with matrimonial intentions." But if a girl will paint and powder, dye her hair, borrow h-er sister's dress and mother's shoes just to vamp you for a date what will be her camouflage and strategy to get a husband in this day of keen competition? Just as a means of warning to the males, it is stated that the fellow who wrote, "Hell has no fury like a woman scorned" had just turned down a leap year proposal. This tough old birl of a rooster, Of daylight-saving's a booster; When four A. M. fell, He crowed like well Rather louder than he useter. If all these jokes are ancient, Long since put on the shelf, Get busy and think of some ones, And bring them in yourself. good AW! '20 "How are the Frosh co-eds?" '21 "Striking!' ' '20 -"Aw a bunch of Bolshevists, eh?" . Penn State Frotly There once was a Frenchman from Farrel Who wore loud unbecoming apparel, Till a needy young Soph Made him take the stuff off Now he wanders around in a barrel. Penns. Punch Bowl. The Eessential " "I wonder will Smithers always allude to his wife so lovingly as "my own'?" "Well, she is his own. Everything else in his home he is paying for on the installment plan." Wouldn't Take a Chance "Why don't you get out and hustle? Harl work never killed anybody," remarked the philosophical gentleman to whom Rastus applied for a little charity. "You're mistaken dar, boss," re-plied Rastus; "I'se lost four wives dat way." k. A CONVENTION OF TEACHERS IS HELD (Continued from Page 1, Col. 1) T. Earl Pardoe, former teacher of Dramatic Art and Public Speaking of our Institution, and now with the B. Y. University, spoke during Physical Education Department program on "Through cooperation in community life," "How the Schools Can Function in Training for Social Leadership?" and "Through Standard Courses for Church School Students," were discussed by Eugene L. Roberts and Ed. H. Smart, respectively, both of the B. Y. U. Supt. J. Leo Fairbanks, of the Salt Lake City schools, presided over the Art Department meeting. "Standard High School Courses in Art," by Elbert H. Eastmond, B. Y. U., Mary Bastoue, B. Y. C, talked on "The Practical Values of Art." Eli Holton, our Commercial Teacher, also expressed his sentiments at the Convention during the Commercial Departments m,ee;ting. "Standard High School Courses in Commercial Subjects," was the subject Eli discussed. Mahonri Thompson also gave a talk during the meeting, speaking of "Efficiency in Commercial English.""Standard High School Courses," and "Auto Mechanics in the High School" were the two important talks of the Mechanical Arts Deparemtns win. n. Manning, author ot our School Song and musical instructor of the Institution spoke on "Standard High School Courses in Music." "How Can We Raise the Musical Standaid of Our Students?" was dis- -3se.r by Karl Wood of the B. Y. C. 'Prof. Anthony C. Lund of the Salt Lake Choir, presided. GIRLS' PROGRAM IN THE CHAPEL ( Continued from Page 1, Col. 5) Prof. Nicholos, alias Louise Brown ing, gave two recitals, the music was highly appreciated by the student body, while the music furnished was of unexcelled quality. GOOD MUSIC BY O. H. S. GLEE CLUBS ( Continued from Page 1, Col. 0) faculty and students would appreciate an acceptance. Two Brothers brought the Glee Clubs of Davis and Weber together for a good time, also the relationship between Manning and Hinchcliffe brought High Schools Glee Club to our doors, explained Bro. Dixon. 7 beautiful selections. fICS ARE TO START SOON Definite work on the school play, "The Fortune Hunter" will begin during the next few weeks. The play requires an exceptionally large cast, which will give a large'numiber of students valuable dramatic experience. The cast has not yet been selected, but will be announced directly. The performance will probably be presented early in February. A FEW SOUR ONES (By Lemon) A certain romantic young Mr. Had a girl and he often kr. . But he asked her to wed And then she said She could be nothing more than a sr. Both in the Same Notion "What are you going to do?" she asked meekly, as he slowed down the car. "Kiss you," he answered boldly. "That's what I thought." (Business of brakes.) iOhio Sun Dial. Hattie Nubb's bride worships him, doesn't she? Mattie Wjell, she places burnt offerings before him three times a day. He Should Hav-: Docked Her There was quite a spcrty young Dr. Went in his canoe and he rr. He lit in the sea, He's so sore, Oh Gee He's gone to his uncle's and hr. Stanford Chaparral. A Mere Pretts A beggar once asked for five cts. He got it his smile was intts. He said with a roar: "I've fifteen more A Scotch highball I'll buy they're immts." Cornell Widow. But Not Certain She wore a band around her neck, Some powder on her nose, And now that you do mention it, I think she wore some clothes. Said a pious divine from. Bologne, To a beautiful maiden named Stogne, "Do you go out at night?" "Oh, no, but I might, I'm willing enough to be shogne." Ida "What are you eating all that gelatine for?" Oa "I'm in training for the shim-mie dance tonight." i EVENTUALLY n A IMP P FOR GOOD THING TO WEAR WHY NOT NOW? "Where the Women Trade" JOHN DEALER IN POTTED PLANTS, CUT FLOWERS AND FUNERAL DESIGNS TELEPHONE NO. 125 RES. 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