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Show 4 THE WEBER HERALD WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 18, 1922. WILDCATS TO TANGLE WITH DAVIS QUINT Budge Expected to Reenter After Recent Absence Due to Injury HIGH WINS OVER WILDCATS IN FAST TUSSLE I WILDCATS TRIM ALUMNI QUINT I Tigers Emerge on Long End I of 35 to 32 Score in 1 First Game VICTORY " PREDICTED ATTENDANCE LARGE Coach Watson Confident of Victory If "Sixth Man" Takes Part In LliPir second Irapu same ot trie sii.Hon, January -0. the VbT biis-kolecrs are to I.'triple with the ntrong DftVlH Hifih quintet. Although Webrr mnt (Went at the hands of the O. H. S. last Friday she iH expoplrl to romp homft with the bacon whnn alio clashes with the men from Knysville. Davis, like Webfr, foil pi'ey to the Jinx Friday in when Hint team was defeated by the Box Kldor players at Brig-ham. The game in tho opinion of moat who saw it, wrfS; slow and uninteresting' with fouls rutin:? the larger part of the time. The same Friday, .la nuary 20. therefore, du in tin.- le(V;'.t:-i aduiinin- tered to both tea m for cellar honors. Captain Kude, learn, will be hack lot our five. I lis i improve the tea.m's s, will be a battle we are glad to u the game to pi-nturn will greatly fhaiiro.s for north ern division honors in upke of tho fact that we have one defeat slated against us. Coach Watson experts a fast and I lie is confident j if t he pnu'erbin 1 : will emeru ic- i hard foupht game that with tho aid "sixth man'' Volj: tors. Ogden citizens are baek ing bo: h teams of the city to rnp firt and second .stations in tho division rare. The winners of both first and second place in this division will U'o present at the state tournament, due to the new ruling of tin; Htate ath'etic association. Weber ami OgUen havu been picked! as the pmbablo rejtresr ni a tives. .Let's give them our unwavering support. ! WILDCATS Vv lvi OVER ALUMivI IN ONE-SIDED TILT The Weber Wildcats walked off with another choice bit of prey Friday, January G, when Kiev trimmed the Alumni team by a score of 51 to 10. Tho game was played before visit-tors of the Founders' day celebration. McKay for the defeated five and Couch and Price for Weber were the stars of the game. Hinckley, who filled the position left open by Lawrence Budge showed to good advantage. Having already been chosen all-atate center in football he seems to again be heading for a high position as is shown by his manner of placing the ball through the hoop. WEBER MEN BEST ALL-STAR QUINTET The Weber hoopsters found their usual stride when they defeated the All-Stars Friday, December 30, by a score of 38 to 19. The game was fast and exciting throughout. Fast floor work by Claude Lindsay of the All-Stars and perfect basket shooting by Couch of Weber were the most notable features of the contest. It brought memories of old times to see Claude Lindsay, Bruce Parry, Rollo Watkins, Critchlow and Dan Hickman again glide swiftly over the floor. "Monk" Halliday, playing guard, replacing Captain Budge who was recently injured, rivalled Dan Hickman at this position. Watch "Monk" in coming games. Excitement makes the hair grow. Come out to the hoop games. THE LINEUP. Weber. FG. FT. FG. TP. Couch, rf 9 1 0 18 Price, c 4 0 0 8 Halliday. Ig 1 0 0 2 Anderson, rg . . . . 0 0 0 0 Blackburn, If ... 2 0 0 4 Totals 16 1 0 32 All-Stars. FG. FT. FG. TP. Hill. If 0 0 0 0 Critchlow, rf 4 2 1 9 Watkins, c 0.0 0 0 Tarry, lg 2 1 0 4 Lindsay, rg 3 0 0 G Hickman, lg 0 0 0 0 Koberts, If 0 0 0 0 Totals 9 3 1 19 Eeferee: "Male" Watson. CROWN PAINLESS DENTISTS 2468 Washington Ave. Betveen,24th and 25th (East Side of Street) Washington Market A. M. MiHer. Prop. You Know "Where We Are. Phone 2in Couch of Weber and Thomas of High Star in Contest In the opening contest of the Og-den division basketball race, played Friday, January 13, at the Weber Normal college, the Purple and White hoopsters were defeated by the Ogden High school Tigers, the score being 35 to 32. The game was hotly contested throughout and the teams were so evenly matched that from the. beginning of the tilt to the linal shol, it was a "losup" as to whvh qiiint would triumph. As are ail contests staged between the rival schools, the game was attended by a record crowd and Ihe yelling and intense enthusiasm manifest throughout tho game was a feature long to be remembered. The Weber five was the first to score, the point being made by Couch on a free-throw. This was followed up by a field goal by Hinckley and for twelve minutes the Tiger team was unable to overtake (lie Purple and White. From that time on, however, the Orange and lilack maintained ihe lead, followed closely by the Weberites who several times threatened to overtake them and tie the score. During !h" h'st few- minutes of play the Weber team braced and its speed and team work gave it an "edge" on the Tigers. If more time had been allotted, the Weber team would probably have taken the lend. During the same 2S fouls were called, 11 on each team. Couch of Weber, bested Thoriia'-, of High school, by one point in the free throws. Both teams passed well, but in all-around team work th? Weberites excelled their opponents. Couch, playing P"-" forward position, was the outstanding sttir for the college, registering 21 points for his aggregation. He :-!u-f.d remarkable speed at tossing fouls and in addition caged several long shots from the floor. Anderson nnd H:ncklnv also played brilliant hall and dipiayed classy floor work Rogers of High school, performed brilliantly for his five, caging a total of seven field goals. Thomas, likewise, of the Ogden High school, showed up to advantage, especially in caging the free throws. The details of the game were as follows: Couch tossed in a free throw for Weber, which was followed by a free throw for High school by Thomas. Hinckley caged a field goal from the side and later Anderson put one through the hoop from the center of the floor. Thomas again scored a free throw arid Smith caged tile ball from a side position. Another free, throw by Thomas tied the score at five all. Couch missed a free throw and Anderson again scored with a throw from the center of the floor. Rogers, of the Tigers, scored with a field goal and Couch tossed another free throw through the loop, making the total score 8 to 7 in Weber's favor. Rogers again scored followed by a basket by Couch from a difficult position. Thomas tallied a free throw and Couch another field goal, this time from the center of the hall. Couch registered another free throw and Rogers caged a thrilling long shot, which was soon followed by another field goal by Smith of High school, thus putting the Orange and Black in the lead by a score of 14 to 13. Coucl caged a free throw, tying the score again, only to be broken by Thomas, who scored another free throw. Rogers, Smith, Couch and Thomas scored field goals for their respective teams in their order. Couch tossed a free throw. Stratford registered a beautiful basket from the center of the floor and the first period ended with Couch tossing a free throw. The score then stood 24 to 18 for the Ogden High school. The second period began with excitement running high. Couch caged a field goal and two sucessive free throws, making the score 24 to 22 for the Tigers. Rogers scored a field goal and Couch, missing a free throw tossed the ball through the hoop on the rebound. Couch scored from the center of the hall and Rogers followed suit by also putting one through tie loop. Stratford scored and Thomas registered two points on free throws. Couch made another free throw while Thomas missed one. Couch and Rogers each tallied a long shot for their respective teams. Couch again scored a field goal making the final score of 35 to 32 In favor of the Orange and Black. The lineup was as follows: OGDEN HIGH SCHOOL (35) F.G. F.D. F.G. T.P. Rogers, rf 7 0 0 11 Stratford, If .... 2 0 4 4 Lyons, c n 0 0 0 Smith, rf 3 0 0 6 Thomas, lg 1 14 9 n Totals 13 14 9 3S WEBER XOflMAL COLLEGE (32) F.G. F.T. F.G. T.P. Anderson, lg . . . . 2 0 o 4 Halliday, rg . . . . 0 0 n 0 Price, c 1 0 0 2 Couch. If 7 14 10 24 Hinckley, rf . . . . 1 0 0 2 Totals 11 It l(i 32 Referee. Wid Ashton: umpire, Lee Simmons; time of period?, -20 minutes. A hoop game played between Hie Alumni and the Weber regulars end-: ed the afrernoon activities of the ! Founders' Day celebration, the final ; count being 51 to 10 for the regulars. The game was fast, but somewhat ! one-sided, as the score shows. This j was due to lack of training on the j part of the Alumni players. For a ' long time the latter men seemed un-,able to gauge a field basket. On the I other hand, in spite of the work of the I Alumni guards, the Weber men began i scoring from the start. ' Members of the student body and Alumni association were present and 1 all enjoved the game. I i THE LINEUP. Weber. FG. FT. FG. TP. jHinkley, if 5 0 0 10 j Anderson, lg . . . . 1 0 0 2 Price, c 1 0 0 12 Halliday, rg 2 0 0 t Couch, rf 8 7 5 21 Blackburn, if ... 1 0 0 0 Wade, lg 0 0 0 0 Totals 23 7 5 51 Alumni. FG. FT. FG. TP. Brewer, If 0 0 0 0 Hickman, lg 0 0 0 0 Watkins, c 0 0 0 0 Barnett, rg 1 0 0 2 Shreeves, rf 0 6 2 2 McKay, rf 3 0 0 6 Totals 4 6 2 10 .,10 GIRLS OF III AND WEBER ENTERTAIN to a museum; that chick is arooster!" Bessi Childs "Don't you love a night like this?" Theo. Wilson "Not ordinarilv. but I'll try- First Flea 'Been on a vacation?" Second Ditto "No. been on a tramp." In order to stimulate interest in the "leap year" ball which was given by the girls of Ogden. and Weber, the girls' associations of the schools exchanged services by each staging a program in the other's school. These were given January 4. That given here was as follows: Vocal solo "Love Ship" Blanche Walherg Skit "Billy Trembles First Leap Year Date." Reading Elma Taylor Vocal solo, "Daddy's Sweetheart".. Adelaide Ashton The program was much enjoyed by the students. Such happenings should be encouraged, as they tend to promote a friendly feeling between the schools. I BASKETBALL BRIEFS I V - On Friday, January 27, Weber will tanglo with the fast Box Elder quint from Brigham City. The contest will be played on the home floor. Wednesday afternoon, January 18, the Weber Commercials will play a North Ogden hoop team on Weber's floor. LEST WE FORGET I ! " Our comeback at the Timers in which we must defeat our proud rivals is elated to come off February 3. Let's work for perfection in yelling-, so that we can overwhelm them in volume aa well as in score on that momentous occasion. "While the Tigers were having- a holiday last Monday, we were having a 'hell-of-a-day'," says Male. For the love of Pete (Couch), students, WAKE UP! Lost One large front molar by Fritz Hinckley, Friday evening, during the excitement of the game. Further details are unknown. We compliment Walt Price on the good "game" he played last Friday. Walt was very much under the weather during the game. We watched in vain for our yell-master to "get out and roll on the floor" during the game. We suspect he hated to get his bet-u-tee-ful purple and white costume soiled. Speaking of costumes, how did you fit him, Aura? Hugh Taylor seemed to little regret the loss of his Jewish diplomas on the game. . oo GOOFY CHATTER I WONDER Who wrote Kate Fisher's name in Tom Kickman's history. Who has Byron Porter's heart. If Leon Bush likes hard cider. Why Wealtha likes Bush(es). Why Agnes Bingham likes France(s). A VISION OF A WEBER GIRL. A little Weber girl. In a big "Weber" way, Had a big vision. About the "gym" one day. She saw its erection. Complete in even' way The whole student body In gymnastic play. Enjoying, the real pleasure,' Of the longed-for Weber "gym," Which had been predicted By every teacher, citizen and kin. (That last ryhme!::) Van Tanner "What's your dog's name?" 1 Joe Anderson "Ginger." Van "Does he bite?" Joe "No. Ginger snaps." English Teacher "Do you ever use ' slang?" i "Monk" Halliday "Xaw. my maw'j biff me on the beak if I took a whack at any gab like that." j A. Nutt "Do you know how make money fast?" A. Nother' "No. How?" "Glue it to the floor!" Miss Maughn (discussing the ranking of English essays) "And where would you put this essay, 'Travels With a Donkey?' " Clever Bird "In the fire." I love a vamp, But, oh, how bitter To love a vamp An 'en to git 'er. Sing a song of home brew, A prof kept in his cellar; A wicked student found it out-Result: A tipsy feller Fragment of Grant Lol'green's description of the testing of a fire hose: "As the pressure became more enormous, the friction at the right angle curve in the fire hose became greater, thus causing it to heat and finally burn up." RULES FOR PEDESTRIANS. 1. Pedestrians crossing streets at night shall wear a white light in front and a red light in rear. 2. Before turning to the right or left they shall give three short blasts on a horn not less than three inches m diameter. 3. When an inexperienced truck driver is made nervous by a pedestrian, he shall indicate the same, and the pedestrian shall hide behind a tree until the automobile has passed. 4. Pedestrians shall not carry in their pockets any sharp instrument which may cut tires. 5. In dodging trucks, pedestrians shall not run more than seven miles an hour. 6. Pedestrians must register at the beginning of each year and pay a license fee of five dollars ($5.00) for the privilege of living. There shall be no rebate if they do not live the entire year. Some of the boys actually raised beards so the girls wouldn't ask them to go to the dance (!!!) If I were you and you were me, Oh, what a doggone fool I'd be. "Pete" Couch (after a ride in Llewelyn McKay's flivver) : "Gee! I'll have to go to the chiropractor's after such a ride! Bessie Childs: "That's nothing! I'll have to go to the blacksmith's" Male Watson (eating one of the girl's sandwiches): "This is the beat toast I have ever tasted!" oo SITTING BULL'S BUGLE L. Burnett "Nan is a. funny girl." K. Peterson "How's that?'' L. "I tried to steal a kis5 nfi it landed on her chin." R. "Nothing funny about that." L. "I know it; but after I kissed her she said. Heaven s above.' " DAVI.3 DEFEATED 3Y BOX ELDER TIEN "Doug." "What's a divorce suit?" "Slim" "The opposite to a union sail." "Mighty" Porter "Had a fight at our house last night." "Lk" "How come?" My" "The door 'swung on the 13.. 24:12 Kml'-on Tel. IMl-W 'i'he ( t r and p'evr , ; ' I- I ily. :ary IX The score was 21 to 15, L- securing only one field goal, conirst was a continuous series mils. 22 being called on the locals lil on the visitors. One pi.;yer oi V.ox LVe r llich school wr.s n:!' d of tho game due to the new prr- il foul riiiin. Bright Senior "It's the part that says that no man can serve more than one master." Professor Jensen "Suppose kick should l;iy n egg. Woul ive it to nie?" I'rofessor Barrett "No, I'd your 1 you Once upon a time there was a young Buck who hailed from the Tall Timber. This Hardened piece of Humanity was named Thomas and it seems he had a way of Painting things up, Especially his nose. It was a Habit of his to gather a gang of Enlightened Souls from North Ogden, and then take the town by storm, returning home at 3 a. m., singing "Pull for the Shore." He found that he couldn't drink the Stuff you wash your Neck in unless it had a Bottle around it. Also his right Hip Pocket had a Considerable Sag. About this time the Culture Factory opened for the Season's run, and Thomas decided that if he went to School where he would be in the same end of the Gondola with the High Brows he might get rates on the first class stuff. So he washed his Ears, changed ends on his Cuffs and galloped up to the Main Stem to hang his John Henry on the Roll Call. As he entered the Door he was a Lollapaloozer, that made'Mary Picki'ord look like a five-cent bar of Laundry Soap. The object of his gaze did not know that she had ruined the eyesight of Thomas, and resolved to keep on not knowing it. She was carrying around a ninety p.ound "Chair-Warmer whom she fed Peanuts and called Byron. Thomas hoped Byron would some time try to cure a Headache with Arsenic. He slid out of the Main Entrance of the Coop with his head over his shoulders and walked through a $12.45 Glass Door after which he fell down the Front Steps. He hung around behind n Tree until she ramp nut and tlipn ! walked Three Miles out of his Way so j he could see where she lived. The next day he bought a pair of Purple Galluses and began to lose his Appe-' tite. He also firmly resolved never to ! Touch another Drop. Upon seeing her he had a Clammy feeling all over and he Bit off a Large Portion of something that hit the Ceiling of his Throat. When she passed by, Gloom seized him. and he decided about the Best Thing he could Do, would be to1 send her a box of Candy and ihen go and let a Mule Kick him and maybe : she would Condescend to attend the! Funeral. All he wanted was a Roman- tic Finish, that would leave a sad , sweet Memory behind. While these Destructive thoughts were dripping through his mind he met Byron, who told him her name was Katherine and Offered to Introduce him to the Apple of his Eye. When she cast her Regal Orbs over his Quailing Figure. Thomas was ready to Deed Away his Property, and he managed to back into the Fountain and absorb enough Water in his Cat Tail and Pants to start in the. 1 i'-v r.r.sinsp. j:e f'nnlly sv-p'lowed v ;,.i" in !..- T' ., -,1 at, ! .,;;... : . .- l-o (",,:! .' . Wl'l in ! uays h" ".'-"tif Ca :.rc hr Ksti, I "id in two We'-kP he got much De light out of Pushing her Down Stairs, i He was finally arrested for Spanking her with (he lop of a Crate of Lemons. Proving that TRUE LOVE IS EVER; DOMINANT. For One Week Beginning, Saturday 14 PHONOGRAPH CLEARANCE SALE New and used instruments at a saving of from 20 to 50 per cent. Last & Thomas Music Department Green as Simon Legree and Bill Pas-' sey as Little Eva. John Quincy Blaylock in jail, charg-! ed with burglary. I Dr. Lind as a pugilist. Professor Jensen as a ballet dancer, j Joel E. Ricks as a laundry wagon ; driver. Wm. Z. Terry as a jockey. Professor Ridges in the liquor business.Monk Halliday in Heaven. Charley Taylor in lavender tights. Wayman Bluth as a spring poet. Heber Jacobs as a police inspector. SITTING BULL'S QUESTION COLUMN. Dear Sitting Bull: Who wrote the lines, Breathes there a man with a soul so dead?" Artie Choke. Dear Arties: These immortal lines were written by a writer in Kennedy's lunch room, who had served Joseph Jeppson to a double order of onions. Dear Sitting Bull: What was the fight about Wednesday noon? Hank. Dear Hank: Brother Ekins started a rumpus because he found a suspender button in his hash. Some people are never satisfied. He probably expected a whole suit of clothes. Dear Sitting Bull: When is it correct to take off one's hat? Bobby. Dear Bobby: The proper time to remove your hat is when you are doing any of the following: Eating, sleeping, bathing, having a hair cut and taking up a collection. Dear Sitting Bull: What is the easiest way to make money by following the horses. Race Track Enthusiast. Dear Sir: Drive a hack. Dear Sitting Bull: What are the three leading high school papers in Utah? Watt R. Wagon. Dear Watt: The "Red and Black" of the East and West high Is second and the 'Avesta' of Logan high is third. Dear Wallace: Next time you come to see us, tie your mule to the fence. After you left he kicked the business manager through a $30 window. Archie Chambers fell from the roof of Ezry Parry's barn the other day and knocked his brains out. Archie says it doesn't matter because he is going on the stage with a musical comedy soon. HU'S HU & WY 4- 4 'T.KXORK AND BOBBIE." The other day one of Weber's most respected students, Denore Croft, was greatly embarrassed, not because the boys looked at her admiringly, but because she had to look upon them admiringly; for she must, as president of the Girls' association, become a boy (so to speak) and make a date. Three times she threw her shoulders back, advanced toward Joe Anderson and three times Joe retreated in a henpecked manner. The fourth time, however, she went at him in a whirlwind fashion. When she had passed, Joe'iS hat nearly left his head, his hair raised and he came out of a corner saying. "That was a terrific storm; glad it's over." Bob "Wilkinson was the next in line. He saw her coming so he braced himself and waited. . Her advance did not excite him. After a short conversation, however, Bob changed from a chalky white to a beautiful deep red; from red to a color not as yet named. Bob was heard to say, "Well. Lenore, you're some boy. I hope I'm as good a girl." The staff also hopes he was. The school wonders if the president of the Girls' association showed Bob a good time. There is one thing known, however, that is how high Bob flew; how helpless he looked at times and, above all, how he followed Lenore so that he wouldn't get lost in the gathering. He wishes he could always have Lenore for a fellow. BEEFSTEAKS Pres. Ricks (in theology) "I don't think my prayers got me anywhere." Prof. Wilkinson "It is an autobiography written by himself." Bud Stewart (in public speaking) "I've did some lot of work on speech.' SOME PIPE DREAMS. "Uncle Tom's Cabin." with J. S. 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