Show STUDENT LIFE THRKa PAGE BOOK NEW BY Under the ‘A" j PROFESSOR C A Prof by OIT Midnight Tragedg Who's Who In At The Grill College Moroni Smith one of our “has I took a woman to the Grill after heen’s” has become as “is” He is a severe struggle at the Aud She a for registered year's real work was a typical slicker Anyone could it'll she had seen a city or more Morgan McKay spent a part of his Everything about her was perfect Week end in a barber shop He reiicr hair scented of violet Her turned looking ten years younger babv doll face radiated activity clothes fancy fluffy things that Whiskey Anderson has been in the spoke of d taste ili piles of despair for a week He t She dnln a small like she city claims a woman is at the bottom of thou' lit it loo crude and boring The it girls pretty not polished of course ami the men: good friendly chaps Toii'inv McMullen was seen fussing hut (Ml did the tailors in Logan cut Petty in the library yesterday Tom- with mowing machines? my lias a place spotted on the grid hated her She was so perfect cang My collar felt iiht clothes My louse and hands my seemed like Weilnes-daKeva Lewis deserted us ha ms for conference and the state We talked nr rather she talked fair She will also visit her parents There were no arguments She know in I’ayson "The I'nited States Department of Agriculture — A Study in Administration” Wanlass Just j The Press city-traine- hook of iiioro than in tmso mtorostocl usual inioroit tin ailinin-Isi'uiit- o sido of tho I’niti'il States D oa rl inont of Agricult uro has just hf "i published from ho pen of Dr y I Wanlass professor of Inisi-ns administration at the Ctah Th" hook is Af mult u ral Colb ko publMmd as one of the John Hopkins to i I e Vrnoi'sitv studios in Historieul and It is entitled “Tho Poldioal Sideline U8tnd Stales Department of A v g ri Administration" Dr Wanlass goes into the history of federal agricultural legislation in th( r idled States and then discusses thi pi'i sent orga niznl ion of the Do of Other Agriculture paitmeiit take up the cooperative chapters mis of the Department of with other federal services nd with state institutions the of important reguli ist rat ion and the financial admin laws lion Istritmii of the department cul'u'v Study A in Heywood one of the winners is of the Johansen scholarship answering to the roll again in various classes D Id Artie Caseman member of the famous glee (luh of last year visited Art will he with us school Monday in December e the second hook by a member "f the faculty of tin Utah College to he published this was on soil The first hook fall ilk ili written by Dr F S Harris Hr dor of the Utah Experiment Ha'inii (a In r hooks are in process of ireparntion by various faculty mem-ter- s Among those is a text hook on Dr act' riidogy by Joseph K of (reaves professor bacteriology nd associate editor of Soil Science r F I West professor of physics i preparing manuscript on research orh in connection with the long me forecast of temperature his The Faculty Women's League very eft'll ivelv entertained at the home of Mrs G V Thatcher Friday from Edit to ti p m for all Sophomore Junior and Senior girls I life among the tigers and in Yellowstone lias sent Sul Spencer hack ready for a winter of Del Egbert Latest a ppropriil ion of the Rig Blue Team and the "sin Mils Thriii'! budge and Agios looking manager wc’e had up Tai el I ere guest at t lie Iicta lion- - j to dale After sin eessl'u y competing Sunday against Caruso’s voice and Mur M K: 's moustache lie is out a Mr Luke was a dinner more world's to conquer Aspiies guest at Mo 'iii Alpha llOUS' i heroine an exponent of ornioi in Kumla v for his executive and literary fussing ability checked his grip ill Student Life office this week athletic Hlanche Mendenhall was called to Idaho last week on ac of her illness of the count I laell brohtcr ( Blanche's story) Clarence Murdock of Duchesne put his tomahawk in cold storage and said farewell to the I tes for a ear He registered at the College this week student rallies f ( I We eklg 1 accounting What's old Jones doing Robinson — "Oh he’s working his son's way thru college" — Loudon Mail A The wise man and the fool's money Port rails are soon united TOliGESON STUDIO Till PI t Hoax "Did your garden win any prizes last summer?" es My Coax — "Indirectly first took prize neighbor’s chickens nt the poultry show” oV ITOU Lit AMI MIOP IV TOWN How a buhl headed man does sneer at a woman who dyes her hair! 2A(:ilL VALLEY 'FLORAL CO ill ! I girl Is apt to have many press- ing engagements before she marries Yours For Eliio I cderul Am'iiiic in the B your is Magazines am School 1 tplies Tine Stationery etc 1 Edwards — "Wet I'nited Slates Slogans Gov ALL THAT’S NECESSARY J wurd ho!” W Bryan— "West Last year Hr Wanlass was proward 1110 and Political j mv little dimpled co-e- d feasor of Economics Science nt Union College Seheneeta-- J At conversing's so uncouth "If you get it in the neck he glad ly New York j j( you sny Bernard Shaw is good you are not an ostrich or a giraffe" She cooes "Alnt it the truth?" Dr Wanlass is now at the U A C j — Billv Sunday with a good many fine Ideas chief among which is that a young man In speaking of great topics Lipstick: What do you mean or woman can go just a far as they If a question’s at her hurfed -'ll O Sh III i She’s capable of one reply t hi hi Hair Oil: They come out at nighti Which Is 'TH tell the world” and ambition not financial — Gaff of the Staff Milton College ability backing Review The Institution is Indeed fortunate In hashing o’er philosophy To ponder she’s unable In securing Dr Wanlass as an InWatch for the Theta track meet structor Wihout a thought she springs this wit — The street car usually wlna “That's me all over Mabel!” which for to the The key learning But when she’ decked out In her you are yearning ' best Is easy to find if you look But never try finding that secret by Primped up In fur and fuzs Does she crowd all the boy about? grinding "Does ahe? Ml aay she does?" Or looking for It In a book I'll tell you a system which surely — Chaparral Iceland Stanford Uni Opposite Poatofllei £: i tih " I1 Logan's Only Exclusive Shoe Store The home of better footwear for all occasions Quality Fit Style Andreas Peter4 on & Sons Shoo Fitting Exports The MEN’S Shop Your Money Rack If You An Not Satisfied I Where All STUDENTS Up-to-da- te Buy Their SPORTING Should ho j GOODS Rolfsen Sporting Goods NORTH MAIN LOGAN Lo-g- Where ull the Students Hang Out— Drop In Rate that New h'uit or Ovcrccat r ede bv HANSEN & CARAS Or' hr (’Icin ad c SHINES The Belas entertained Sunday their patroness s j Mrs J W Mrs John Christiansen aywaril Mrs U O Reynolds and J dinner in honor of Pressed Qu'tk Etr ice and Erma Hennioii Miss Lima were dinner guests at the sorority house Sunday CARLISLE J 13 & GUDMUNDSON Proprietor West Center Street Logan Mrs H II McGee i j navp y gon tho sweet smile all around College are wearing the girls "there's a these (lays -- Oh Imys EOlt MUST CLASS SHOE REPAIRING SEE TROTMAN’S reason" The Sorosis have issued invitations for a progressive game party to be given for their rushers at their sorority house tomorrow night Weal Cooler Street The Betas entertained all their at a rushees and their partners Carnival Bull in the ladies gym Wed-- ' confetti Balloons nesday night make to and caps helped gerplntine the party a huge success EXPRESS AND TRANSI ER 145 N UouMh West Logan Utah PHONE 448 Household GihmU and I’iiiiio Moving a SMH-iallIhiKgnge Transferred to All Paits of the Cltv — Reasonable Charges Thetas will members active their all entertain and suahees at a bon fire party In KCCLES HOTEL j - Lest Place to buy on get your money's worth when Jon buy a "Hart Scliafluer & Marx" all wool suit $ Viola Salzner a Sorosis visited at the College Saturday Y V In order to encourage his students whom he was preparing for the Civil Service examination lie took the examination himself and passed with such honors that he aeeepted a government position in Washington While there he attended the University of Washington (from 1912-17- ) Just use your can an’ you'll make old Bill taking out his A H and A M de grees Later he resigned his posi- Look like a stale dyspeptic pill to say tli (lion with the government and at-- ' Morgan’s tended the Johns Hopkins’ University least when the degree of Ph D was conWill enter th' rank of th’ Lal'’ ferred upon him In June 1911 Dr Deceased" Wanlass was Instructor In one of the th’ don’t thank lads university classes in the Economics No Hopkins! nt while Johns mine department pleasure's all and In recognition of his scholarly! Yours for a luxuriant hear — — nbility was made a member of the) in time! — Reuben Phi Beta Kappa the oldest and most the la distinguished honorary society now?" Buzzer Negatives us print you pictures from them f Company Ia von Sharp and Helen Mari Woodruff both of Salt Lake and Sorosis of last year were guests at the Sorosis house Saturday and Sunday & SONS j our niaK I A The Thetas spent Sunday Gee girls “aint" natura canyon wonderful PALMKR --tIa'I nil ottic rni There are many beautiful patterns ami our prices are rig it 9 in ' flfi: have your 1920 iiro hri M’IcW ion The Betas called on the Pi The Pi Zets treated last Sunday them royally and they didn’t waltz away with a single souvenir from the house Biography Brown Fall Styles i Irene Rich forsook her life of luxury long enough to "drag” herself up to College to help welcome hack RnOi Harbor ( in cafeteria — “This Del Gardner who is with us again Hut hearken children for there is ate is dirty” as natural twice and life hope! as big Lo 'v langton — “Sh That's your Crane your ears to get this dope — You cannot GROW a curlyque up They're practicing ecommiy" Jack Jordan from parts unknown HI T YOU CAN MAKE ONE THAT his when was driving through Logan W DIL L AN WILL DO! is He LASS laying buzz wagon “busted” William Lawrence Wanlass made ILL are striving for the over for a few days and renewing Jack was his first hows in Lehi in the year If your hair's of auburn tintage J’est- - We claim to have acquaintances at school Iss-r‘- Eroni the first he was a most Catch a pig of Du roc vintage — he best Plumbing Shop in once one of our gridiron stars promising lad and his mother realized Club th' spines from 'is brilliant back le State that some day he would grow up to An paste 'em on to your lip with Mitchell affectionately Harold be a power in a great institution He shellaek ! recouldn’t known as “Desdemona” was more educated with the along sist the charms of the Pi Zeis new He may he ordinary youths in the district Bchools home and Cooley hash and high school of the ancient city seen at intervals during the school and later packed up his bag and a or hook year parked over a traveled to the II Y C in search of radiator It N Muln St Logan greater things Ere long he was State L II 11 1 j Teacher — “Can you say three yrds in a dead language?" Student — Sloe gin fizz” -- Philip Cugynglit Uwt ShtUiitr a l ' siholarship ‘A's” Delrov Gardner known Hart Schaffner &Marx MnNWMHMBBcisinrjaMaa f Reuben's Rimes Wild Agri-'ul'ur- Ohio j 1 tourists Is rtcr f i nil-m- 'I dies Seeley and J Clydi spent last Thursday and shooting AT ducks Stanley Anderson commonly called "Whiskey” His own popularity is in direct ratio with the popularity of his name rI is said lie got he limit ct ducks the other morning (And the limit of ducks and “Whiskey" is the limit of our ambitions ) So far he remains impervious to the snares of he gentler sex Mis Kay I Gnn- -' A In t ionu ti D run of the 'on nt r man Ho week it'ii rwise known as "Molh" D a Re ta D It: s ir r 'liih like dancer and a natural In in lid in Salt Lake eorything eheermaster Das a fascinating w Mrs Libby I’arke h enter Then the cocktails came They about him that has made Dim famous were fair hut OH MY you should throughout Hie length and hreaditi tained at a luncheon for the memtaste the Xewhouso Special Nothing (or is it hills and hollers?)of Ring bers of the Sigma Theta I’m sorority like it in Logan Monday Musieal selections weir givSalmon? Fine! ham! Molly likes'em blond an en hv Winona Cherry and Margaret hut not as fresh as in Seattle And ma fried Worley always she ale so coireetlv How hated her "Morry" Christensend and “I’ii!” Then the chicken was served Merrill went duck hunting Surdav abated Xnxiously with breath I Morry claims they also went twenty-fou- r “THEY CAN’T GROW watched her while sh" took a taste hours without a drink (???) A smile of satisfaction ’EM 1UT— ” spread over her face Trembling I inquired The l’i Zetas were dinner guests 'Won like them?" Stic glanced at me Tli t lift eil lip is hack in st le at the Theta house Wednesday That dangling a little leg perfectly in the tit's been tabooed for quite a accounts for the sick woeful look on air and replied “They are superbly while ) the boys faces these days I had I see it's on th’ hill cooked Hut now heard always Logan chickens were so inviting” "Morgue" is wearing one so is Mr Reid Gardner made his regular j I Hill sighed relief and sank hack 'edneadav Frida’ Saturday and ! At satisfied last something was Sunday night calls to Tli' denied little Freshman aspirin' week approved to grow Hat site continued "Yet they are A fancy curlyque wants to know not so crisp as those we get at the Mr Del Roy Gardner was a dinto make a "rare” one sprout - -How Utah" ner guest at the Rich home WednesAn' how to make th’ hairs grow It ws then I killed her and as she No wu idcr D had such day night out a high shine on hu Mums slipped forward she gasped "Sling niv body west Ilury me in 'Frisco lads they’re doomed to Dark The Epsilons entertained for hav” She wavered and then faintly Poor Despair themselves at a (luck dinner at the murmured "You stabbed me with the If they try to GROW this crop of fraternity house on Sunday last You should have used wrong fork hair that for the salmon” no puling infant under th' sun Mr G L Xuttal '16 was a guest For — With Apologies to Harvey Can GROW manly whiskerts — it at the Epsilon house Saturday and can't be done! Sunday of last week re-l- Agri-cul'tir- Society This afternoon the Games music and Logan Canyon good refreshments will be the main attractions J Assoda-- i In the the Women’ and re- gym Dancing of freshment were the special features party of the general Saturday evening of last week the Gamma XI Gamma entertained In the ball room of the Hotel Ecclea The heats this one hall was decorated In aster and In versity most the sorority colors Dancing wa Try looking sagacious that’ — — Green efficacious Freshmen caps Impnrant the special feasure of the evening That's part of the system called looks The music was furnished by the Sing — Flashy socks — Fone orchestra Tha patrons and bluff Sophomores CHORUS acknowledged crooks patronesses were Dr and Mrs M H Juniors— A bunch of girls — find Harris Mr and Mrs Weston Vernon Bluff bluff bluff! I luck that have never And you’ll Prof and Mr C It Johnaon Mr (he nook — book Mrs George Jensen and Mr and Seniors— and lofty llpa Hairy tough Forty-fiv- e Mrs John O Peterson Just stimulate noise and make a hit In Miss llelfer— Eaton will sing noise couple were In attendance student body next Wednesday the Cause Muff's the stuff Fit ! ? Listen! Seeley sleeps with —The Parliament of Fools Wellesley sacred ballad entitled "Manicuring the News Rosy Murphies" College AULT W i BARBER SHOD THE XID4T MODERN AND SANITARY SHOP IN UMIAN Nielsen The Girls Pan lb'llcnic tlon entertained the girls school Saturday afternoon lutgail and Perry Proprietor AUTO SERVICE & SUPPLY CO OUR SPECIALTIES— VI M ANIING HATTERY WORK IGNITION Home of Tbreiob’d Kuhltcr Willard Pat I cry WE INVITE YOUR PATRONAGE 128 North Main - Phona Til Go To Tha STAR CLOTHING CO To Ituy Walkover Klmea Suits Hit Hrjleplu Men’s d Furnishing STAR CLOTHING CO North Main Street |