Show STUDENT LIFE PAGE THRE3 j Under the Found —A j Conklin fountain pen Owner ace Homer on Adams field He Danced Impressions of But Not Alone The A C College Ho saw her standing by the foun-i- n perfect beauty In fact she was ) i od looking that Mancrva woull had to camouflage her face with ’o 'nine of the rare fu e lotions that the 'vek rtddesies used before site (Mild begin to compare with 'his fair rebecca at the well As she stoop- '1 to rip from tin mechanical sprn '’ aw her beautiful white th as bite as tiie i orics on a sen-ahand piano His heait leapel it steed still 11 Dr (J reaves World Authority on Darterioloffy and I)r Gardner Authors of Articles of Renown birds of till A ucu-- t iinnber SoioiK " is devoted "Soil (f ttto K'lors from the Utah A gricnlutral i:iiorino-n- t Station 'I ho authors of tio- - artii los are Dr J 10 Greaves of t!i- ilopart iiomt of Paotoriolorv Dr Willard Gardner of tin d"rt-i- ! !( of Physics some full ft iction of a sei ond as t'e tbot slowly ozzed thru his crust 'i’ll see her at the dance No presented itself to him of (ouise sin would be there Pis ‘‘tell ’ui:i at night” regisferel below four just too late to Dh the down going car By jazzing rr bt along be could find the town by- five The barber could spend an hour or so grooming him up 1 bit i'd then if he didn’t have time aft-ar- e Hint to shine his shoes he could them shined while he waited for supper He reached the oar’mr shop In time to kill an hour of ease bile he waited for family of twelve who took every thing her gives Turned out he felt the cool breeze blow where his hair was not His w h it no stoppel at his ear'1 but an old neck tie bid under the band would stop that One hour before the dance he i’i’-- t step some to be there when the band started to play His laur dry was waiting for him whore he had I f it Putt morning his two ties hung over I'M- obi-tid- - felt that the Delto getting entirely too frivo'I artii If bv Dr Greaves is Die lous so he came up to squelch the 'r n It of n recent vhioh fad for raising whiskers li" conductod to determine the offoi t of oortain combinations of salts on Agnes Lindsay and Itadia Larson 'o not h it ios of ho a mtunnifyiug and wearing stiff necks this week due nitrifjlng baotoria of tho soil In to a week’s visit umong the sky- years it has boon discovered of Salt Lake City that the fertility of the land is very scrapers don ly associated with the growth of Pete Warnirk is still lingering in the soil Dr Pleasant Grove hut it is rumored that microscopic life in Greaves is one of the foremost ant he has a girl up here so we expect nt it ios on this subject in the ttorll him to arrive here any day IPs papers appeared in several of the — journals of Kurope ID n Louise Iiird visited school Saturday a Do one the largest contribuors to and announced tliat being a professor u eriean technical journals this bewas a grand and glorious feeling She in ing the sixth article to appear returned to Preston Sunday stub publications from his depart nt in the last two years Vera and Belle Durham popular The article by Dr Gardner is Betas of last year visited College it led "A Capillary Transmission ConMonday to find out what they arp stant and Methods of Determining it missing They will not attend schoo Experimentally ” The experiment ic this year lording to Dr Gardner assumes the e'istence of a characteristic soil conHay Butler from Payson hero of 'd ant heretofore undefined a know last j ear’s Freshman play prominent bd go of which together with readily Kap heart smasher etc etc Is obtained experimental quantities will back again His hair Is still give sufficient data for the calculation “crooked” of the direction and magnitude of the is pillary stream in soils Dr Gardner James "Frog" McDonald writes uc attacked the problem from a matheBeloit Wisconsin that he in- matical point of view nnd has preto ride the A C radiators tended has sented a calculations which this hut the wild life In Wls-'o- f winter thrown much light on this subject cousin has lured him away from us Dr Gardner’s work on problems of soil physics at the Utah Experiment Chick Hart and Ray Alston wish Station is relatively new but this is to announce that they took Sundav the fourth paper to appear in Soil to build them a commodious hope Science by Dr Gardner chest out of great gobs of lumber Contributions in the way of wooden and hand painted B V D ’s camisoles for the ALL are striving may he left with Joe Havertz D i oxin-rimon- t Xu’s were t - 11 c I ro-oo- li- t We claim to have the best Plumbing Shop in the State the chair blemlit g artistically it a the crazy quilt on the bed “Yes right one would do” He stood before the stove pipe a handsome youth one wheel in his pocket anil no back but-Pton in his collar but no one vouM notiie either minus quantity His well swept hair was parted evenly on both sides of the path re- semhling a palm beach drive in south-frofrn California Was he ready’ Yes He could have rommanded the arm Venus he was groomed from toe D v hi m j By A DAM Due and to the fact that the Miss Myrtle Krepp spent the week end at the Beta house for- mer iiupre: dot a 1 had scribbled for bis Stude Syndicate was published "ilcii was leui li ml more as I had '‘Xpocted I am strained to continue in t V same strain About the times when I looked into ho Presidents office a 'id seen all the p:rfn-nli:- i their ii seemed as how they wasn’t much lnir en top of them "bat is in or close by the high office the presidents chair — as it has '"on nb k name And I was thinking of some impressions to impress me when all and of a sudden like I "as hit by a idea — witch is fatal to most folks — ns a idea is so stranre to us but this idea being as it was a "oft one wasn’t hardly and all fatal- bm it ran someways as the follow-'"— towit: How comes it that them "ho aspire or perspire to the high office of the presidents chair along and with our present incumbrance — to not have mueh hair where it hotild be About the way it seems to me is that a boy name Merrill or sombodys has pot a Idea that mabe ho will be the next- persplrant to get in to the chair where it seems as hair and brains can’t be around t lie same location subsequently he has the nail bit on the head as the old a'iotn goes or comes hv gettinc a onrlv start with a extra growth by and near the anterior proboscis where his falst teeth is hung Now all this may be all right for any one who is climbing up the rungs of the presidents chair to be that inrnm-bni"c- e I have said somewheres and theres a fair lady of the opposite sects who plunks a typewriter or reservoir pen in this office — and this gal has got big puffs of hair along with her every day — fear the proximity to the high office of the presidents chair will make her reeu" to use the soap and water cure on top of the cranium witch must be a painful ordeal or misdeal Now I would say as in respects to these peoples who is climbing the rungs in tho Presidents chair to grab onto your hair with both hands and don’t let none of it exeape — cause that job shows us w eather youre going to fit — by the hair off your head Maybe we should ought to bring the lawnmower in the halls now to i 1 -- K to crown The gods were with him all hopes were high along with his trousers No time now for the bus iness of the worldly set he was near-of- f ing a plain of elevation nearing the college hill As he caressed his mane f°r the Nth time he was thrilled to trim the green — eh? the hone he was at last prepared to mount the gym stairs nnd join in the Reuben’s Rimes promenade 1 Society Miss Ltty Rich entertained at her summer home in Logan canyon Saturday Sept niber 25 Those who enjoyed hi r hospitality wire Louise Bird Agnes Lindsay Carroll Han sen Ray A !stonf Paul Dorius Wallace Parkinson and Douglas Smith Miss Roma Larson and Louise-Birof Preston and Florence Knnd-seof Bi ipham were week end gu s? t at the Theta house The Faculty Women's League A StufT com-De- ar 11 were served and Miss Evelyn Sorensen and Mr Rescue Hess rendered several musical numbers Another reception will he given today from 4:30 to G at the home of Mrs G W All Sophomores Juniors Thatcher and Senior girls are invited You get your money’s worth when you buy a “Hart Schaffner & Marx” all wool suit The MEN’S Shop Your Money Back If You Are Not Satisfied It seems as if every one in school If you see a is stiff these days fellow limping around holding his knee he says “no it isn’t old age — it's football” and if you watch one of the ladies dragging slowly down Where All STUDENTS Should Buy Their SPORTING Up-to-da- the steps looking wistfully at this banister they’ll sigh and say “No It isn’t rheumatism but Miss Carlson's class in ’antiseptic’ dancing” Rolfsen Sporting Goods Mr Earl Page of Payson spent last week end visiting at the Phi Kap house Company Gen Rich (saying her prayers) — "And please Lord make Parawan the ? county seat of Piute county” Winona W — “Why Gen what do(I j! you mean’’ Gen — “Well I put it that way on'j my Geology exam and I want It to j be right NORTH MAIN LOGAN 9 Where all tho Students Hang Out — Drop In -- Have (hat New Suit cr Overcoat rade by HANSEN & CARAS Cbthca Clam c) aid Tressed j BATHS CARLISLE 13 West co-e- ! 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The home of better footwear for all occasions Proprietors Center Street West Center Street t Logan’s Only Exclusive Shoe Store GUDMUNDSON TROTMAN’S j ( & FOB FIRST CLASH SHOE REPAIRING SEE 9 CACHE VALLEY FLORAL CO SHINES Moderii Barber Shop j THE EDUDK Serice Q’j'ck ' I- - te GOODS The Pan Hellenic will entertain to-- 1 morrow (Saturday) in the Ladies Gym from 4:30 to 6 for all college1 girls Girls this is your chance to get acquainted Be there j your 'There are many beautiful patterns ami our prices arc right “Morn” was at the dance Saturday wih a new girl nnd this fair damsei is from Wellsville Why don’t you home industry? patronize them pictures Como anil make selei (iiia i ally Bernice Stock and Mr Sidney Stock e print lire here Miss Eva Joy Neilson entertained at dinner Sunday in honor of Miss Clara Glenson of Kaysville and Miss PALMER & SONS 31 F all Styles tertained r Freshman girls at a “get acquainted” party at the home of Mrs E G Peterson from 4:30 to 6 Friday afternoon Refreshments H have your Negatives Cuwrlght Hart SjliaiTur en- He elbowed his way thru the door “CHICK ENOLOGY” four roe pies and a herd of stags Editor: I have been asked lirlst(1 tflp dance It’s early yet yes I asked my friend from Mink Creek On Monday evening Sorosis enter-- ' quite openly if I have always been she’ll come she’ll com — ah! but how "a for themselves and partners tained a man hater I will say sir that it " 'll she come? It had never perculattt-er ctl i Who registered in Ag a with party at the Wigwam dancing would is quite impossible for me to be a ed thru his Cerebrum how she was day) hall The effectively decorated eome but how eould she stay away “What’re you takln’ I see by llevk with baskets of black-eye- d Someone has misquoted susans and when he was there? to You’re loaded orchestra Fone The up ferns your skinny Sing potted The crowd grew the stag herd ISO N Main St Logan neck!” Twenty-fivmusic the furnished For — I query who speaking of grew but the beautiful Madonna did IDs chest puffed out like a hall 01 couples were present man could resist — !not come His shoes were white with with pri e t (1) Stalwart manly frames ex- - dust from the dancers his tie shed Hi’ grin on liis phiz was a fu'l The Theta sorority spent Wednes- tensive and adorable an azure hue on his palad face six appetites wide 1920 yard evening at the Phi Kapp house day ' Imore locks had roamed across the "I’m Likin’ yE marseilles? 2 ami 3 a helping hand in various Poultry lending his Buzzer Hla hopes fell ns he dropped I’m keen for this chicken Hus- ways (2) Adjustable amt constant loyal Thetas Thanks c p on'-whpfd against a poker ty once it Is planted and pruned! —Let us bandry” you un became Suddenly the tension Think of popular Lady Nicotine at Clay Adams and Roland Smith of from to the oor w whose altar thousands pay unfailing hearable he leaped An English prof lives next to me Lake are attending Bchool here Salt one hound saw an only maiden look trituit He has two girls or is It three? this year l ours For Finn breast ing on and clasping her to his I mn’t remember — I b’lieve it’s four Portraits He prepared for the initial struggle The PI Zets visited the Sorosis Or five or six— It may be more felt his breath come and go he But that doesn’t matter — they're nice house In a body last Sunday evenTOIIGESON STUDIO thought he heard her say— but just Wednesday evening Sorosis ing pm! nent dance was over the then ’em the viait The Pi Zeta are returned I he how him asked keeps o mates sj personal ability? Moral-F- air youth never stag Jtlie loss of aome now — t lamenting swei A thoroufch and arknowWKeri (ft) a a ’em few I records and He answered “If mean give pictures alienation of theory and practice? i II F ONLY lOW Fit AMI lickin’ SAVE (7) A rare ability to mean in the PL NT SHOP l TOWN The Senior class will hold election That's th' way to raise a chicken’!” fullest sense whnt Is said at the die to next Wednesday 12:30 All ’bout meeting Htudent’s It paper’s If tho Is said? particular moment that write-up- s be present I walked down town Seniors dry Th’ the other is stale news day A The on which stiff collar dean (8) With a “Fuswer" of local though Tho Jokes were told In Noah’s ark to shed one’s tears? Lewis Out of a rnreful canvas of one framed by were (Teat renoun The heads (Signed) :ll Federal Atentie mein Is hundred of he A Senior dignified representative Aggie Clark an' In It was found that If stranded on a stored criticize ami With four on dope yenr’s stand high Don’t — to a Someone WANTED make itlmlze desert Island 99 with their cholee ills bean fuss over me to take me to all the Just park your frame ami do in was one worldly article unanimously! must I of he him what a majoring asked guy few odd things swell dances to all the shows In gen-- ! me with selected their mirror to answered you fellow sheet Th' a weekly oral — a good all around sport Must To shoot - a date has Ed got grin 'sodate he very neat good looking tall dark The too me a th ’round will like a recent In fond father works "A course that The Rest Place to buy your Well a blond might do A ear prefer- - The sporting prop comes son upu to his deeded fortune his dickens late red and lots of cash Apply to MDs— In' th to a Fuss of It “calmer Influence" the call “How advent gout Rooks Magazines and School — (She’s a Junior) crew has caught They The local out ever! wo life section time First tht Chickens!” that hoy’s leave to have So ye Supplies Fine Stationery etc was lost en route heard the weaker sex devitalized like Have you noticed the announce-- j The alumni news 1 this ask that out you Feller students ment of the Sophomore dance? One Another lte mto cut comes In What jour favorite course here Is? of our charming reporter was seen A breezy spiel perhaps Frank Hayes was heard to quote I ask you wise and learned prof eaten the type gotn In Opposite Poatolllce sitting In the sun trying to cast some To late to — "My model la Noah — at the time of 'tD treed and he’s Frosh Soph Junior Is Senior Ed stumped was It The Pearl light on the affair Yes the flood there was only one woman Steady grind and “fusser” chronic plain — It In vain down In sll the world” upon but Stick your finger He tears his hair be will do shottln as sure to him answer for Your The only thing Hen —Chicken- Rill Rilrr — “What’s the most “Study of th Is shoot the stuff be It old or new — Rimes nervoua of I’ep thing next to a glr'” ology!" Reuben's If the paper shwa a lack — “Me next to a girl" their missed Scherer have A few stray marks to step Mary and Gene Hatch formed Snatch up a pen an make Vr hot do It and painted the Sorosis kitchen SHAVING with news or guff or tommy-ro- t last Saturday Glad Jones dll her AND HELPS 12 at Club meet Thursday celebrated dnnee “It’s my move” on TOILET o'clock Room 280 Important the floor with the mop slick Reasonable Hart Schaffner &Marx take eapedal pride In making our store a place where men will come to supply TOILET NEEDS Wo PRESCRIPTION DIICG CO II West Center Go Ti The STAR CLOTHING CO To Itu v Walkover Shore Nijleplii Setts llate Fumlshlesa Men's and STAR CLOTHING CO North Main Street |