Show STUDENT LIFE PAGE) TVvu EDITORIAL ALUMNI CHAFF STUDENT LIFE Published Weekly by the Students of the Utah ' Agricultural College Printed by the Earl England Publishing Company Logan Utah at Cafe "Raisin waiter raisin mail matter September 19 1908 at Logan laisin — ” Entered as second-clas- s I a Von Mason '19 and George A Utah under the Act of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special Waiter — “You’re right sir that’s 3 19171 ’19 were married at Ogden October Ward of — in Section ror Act 1103 of rate postage provided Just what you lack” Pen State Miss Mason is a memin August authorized August 22 1918 Froth ber of Sigma Theta Phi and Mr makEDITORIAL STAFF Brown such a Ward a Sigma Alpha They are in Wilford D Porter Managing Editor home Logan their ill' Associate Editor Ray L Alston Jirks — “He aims to do well hut Fiore Garden ’19 is head of the Business Manager he’s such a poor shot” J Francis Hayes Dimsti’ Arts Department at the Ass’t Business Manager Homer Fornoff Ruf-nec- k tip Superior Pre-emin- en Irene Smith ’19 was married ir — June to J A Parlow of Hurley Ida (loudly) I want a They now reside there on a farm & Bluebird The J F (Pun) Woolley ’1C was v Since visitor in our halls Tuesday a been sugar has “Bun” praualion planted in the Hawaiian Islands little chaff in — every threshing’’ I D Clare “ There’s a ICE CREAM AND LUNCHES CANDIES 12 1 1 'esi Center Street j Commercial Grill - “Seeing is believing you know” 0: do High t LottJN-()- alway9 i See you Pave Cox 19 quite frequently but I seldom believe ' "n " you” Sadie Stevenson Ernest Hansen Jennie Reese Winona Cherry Reuben Sybil Spande Pearl Oberhansley George P Barber Stenographer tor®" “A” Athletics Society t ()1 ! ' !° Under the “A” at are Thev team me basketball ad“On the whole you’ll have to Reuben’s Rimes of California Alumni mit that I'm a pretty good sort of a t ndmg he I nhersity r1' I'v Special Writer 'haP afttr all” “Yes your point is conceited" Special Writer CHARLES HART LETTY RICH CAROLL HANSEN KING HEXDRCKS CARL WINN WILLIAM BELL ’ REPORTERS P R JOHNSTON MARIE DAY VERN OWEN WILLIAM EG aiN ALVIN HINTZE ALDYTII VERNON KEIFER SAULS Uta ““ ' 1 WE SERVE THE BEST BY TEST 15 North Main Logan ‘ Cardon ‘For nearp fifty p(Q 'ache I ’alley's Lear ing Jewelry Co Jewelers" Bulletin Board Neurosis is really Occupational writer's cramp (penman’s paralysis) an(t jg found among college students Friday October 1— Men's Pan It is usually caused by too frequently Hollonic At 1 p m in student body j otll ce Everything in Quality Jewelry 41 North Main Logan Uta October 2— Practice Saturday dear did you hear that Bus football game — Varsity vs Frosh at wife ar( having 2 p m Adams field Volume XIX Number 3 I3lrnt8n and in trouble regard to the validity of Monday October 4 — Reverend E I Friday October 1 1920 their marriage? Goshen of Salt Lake speaks at Oh how terrible! chapel GET THE FOOTBALL SPIRIT Yes it appears that the minister Saturday October 9 — Football The football season is the most thrilling time of the year Who A MODERN HOTEL— COMPLETE hadn’t paid his dues to the union Ogden American Legion vs U A C doesn't feel that sensational thrill as the men trot out in line to the field No one ever saw a football game through without spontaneously Jumping Professor Johnson in chapel "Miss to his feet a dozen times or more and continuously yelling for the team Warble will sing for us this morning f It’s the spirit of football and everyone responds ‘She Sleeps in the Swamps’ by re- College This year the Aggies are going to put out a team that wins as she has quest” In 1917 we won the Conference Championship and last always done year barely lost the fight to tie for first honors The team is rounding £ to out with all kinds of zip and pep No one cares for the bruises he gets £ Special LOCAL GOSSIP J so long as he has a chance to fight for the White and Blue Are you true j Of the higher institutions of learn- blue to the student body? Can you passibly resist the call of the in Canada Queen’s University gridiron? IJ to down wuz irg “Doc” Nelson A down townsman this week said: “We are going to have the band out lead in the number the takes easily waitin' j the jppot jast Tuesday for the team every time it plays even if I have to pay for it myself” Some of its "omen graduates tPgun to jpr tjp majj anspirit Let’s all get it and remember the team is practicing every night J on aC(ount y Borae- - J fpp upsot and it s a treat to see them By your presence on the field whenever Miss Edane Rowell a fifteen year possible and by boosting Aggie football everywhere you help to carry the old miss of Berkeley is the youngest wuz He better head fer hum 20000 Square Feet Floor Space spirit over and with the huskies we’ve got in the game we’ll carry the in the University ot C’ali-- J student Ames as coot a Ezra $ dizzy Rocky Mountain conference championship honors this season SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS fornia our sheriff seen him staggerin’ DURING SUMMER MONTHS J up Center street so he snuck 11 k I FRSITk Nil ON HOUSEHOLD GOODS SUPPORT THE EDITOR J up behind the poor feller and Jj B Y U has started the year The editor must have the undivided on his The a sech him Warehouse and Olllce South Main Street wallop give of J the entire support staff if a with a faculty materially strength worthy paper comes out weekly Every reporter that is given an assign-me- J head he like to sp’iled it should take it upon himself to see that that article is written in a J Seems the sheriff seen him $ ened by the addition of fourteen new proper manner and handed to the editor at the required time reein’ an1 he thought “Doc" J professors It has been the tendency for some of the members of wuz fuI1 °’ vanillpyLOGAN V UTAH the staff to wait until the twelfth hour before they commnce their COIXHUDO AGGIES ? I? assignment Material handed in at such a late hour is half finished Sororities and fraternities at incoherent and often meaningless Reporters should be dependable should sense' “sPIendid eas and lawful sheets” is Colorado A C are experiencing the They their responsibility and show interest In the welfare 8'°fcan °t the Delta Nu house gafne scramble for houses that has of the publication which represents the life of the student this year The second adjective we been in progress in other schools body Assignments are always posted five days before the rush 0 exPain allud'’8 to the length The only ones fortunate enough to paper is issued g ring the members of the staff sufficient time to and breadth of the covering their keep their houses were those who Dartleular give article due consideration were able to buy them The editor cannot write the entire Ira Mackay says the most dispaper If he did It U OK NEVADA agreeable person in the world Is the repre"nrone who stands up for somebody you Girls at the U of Nevada are play-- j want to talk about Ing a class series of volley ball THATCHER BROTHERS BANKING COMPANY T"" 'sweaters are promised to the I h down U A— LOGAN UTAH the paper may aPPpar on time It is uiar ahout the time It’s up to urged that everr member °f the staff give his ' hearty support to the editor MONTANA SCHOOL OF MINES somebody to get busy and cut up1 Rosy’s meat The Montana School of Mones is COLLEGE TO OPEN St HOOT IT j Drainage — Prof Israelsen preparing their grldders 'for the FORT DOUGLAS Beef Production Agnes and Radia slipped down tOi battle with the Utah Aggies on Nov Rrange Work Salt Lake laRt week to attend! 13 Dr Carroll (Continued from page one) shoe advertised Dairying— Prof Caine at vests This scheme of education hi shoes sale of ladles “Every pair Hogs— Prof Caine S 00 values up to 2S5” mean that within a few years tnous- Sheep— Prof Caine ands of men will be returning to pri (Continued from page one) Feeding Animals— Dr Carroll For Sale — Jersey cow giving six vate life every year adequately preAnimal Diseases Care of Animals gallons of milk a day and two lbs of lining what the Ag Club stands for pared to make a good living from the —Dr Fredrick and good fellowship soil I krcvv of no force more potent Poultry— Prof Alder The Doctor and his annual speech than this to stop the present disas Farm Surveying — prof R B West (Overheard In the locker room) have become one of the traditions of trous movement of population from Land reparing for discussing the Club— a tradition ns old ns the Irrigation — Whiskey and Mohawk courtry to city Prof Wlnsor ” “Other states of their ways cleaning Club Itself respective are watching with Farm s -The Ag Club Link will be ‘‘I’ve tried all Buildings Prof teeth their Whiskey the greatest Interest our Utah school West of cleaners but I never found ‘United as soon us Vernal Willie It Is pointing the way for them o put The Business of returns to school Did editor-elec- t Into operation this vast plan of the Farming Dr anything equal to Old Dutch Brossard seems There It?' to be a little uneer-haMohawk said he! ever try you War Department whereby the army ' not but had been using Gold talnty among the new men at the Is to become one large training DLIicii rimed Colb go ns to Just who Is eligible to Dust and found It Ideal And That’s The school The Schedule prepared y the join the Ag Club All men who are college for the school has been ren- 1 ve rhymed about Rosalind Rosie A Senior legacy registered In the school of Agricul ounced by army officials the best so and Ruth ture may Join The fee is fl 50 which far organized It will mean And even sung songs to Suzanne taking the sum Mr Ag purchases more keen fruits of the Utah Agricultural Col- But none of them's bettered my enjoyment than any ten plunks you lege to Fort Douglas" drag so forsootlie dorgrndunte young man wanting a ever spent The schedule provides for bi'srnr-tlo- n I’m sorry I e?pr began! — — For Forty Years suitable dating compunlon for this World’s In the following course matert Lt It EXPECTS ID IHTi: ial under the direction of the I’ve versified Vivian Velma and VI year faculty There may tie a half dozen plows wagons tractors autos or other members named: She la a good dancer physically and And lyrlrlzed and Lou mrm equipment to choose between but no would-bImitator or Types of Farms The art Business And seeing aiy efforts have failed to morally of Do Ijtval patents haa yet expired of Farming Opportunities In Agriproduced a cream get by She Is a good looker with De the separator Laval comparable culture— Dr F 8 Harris I shan't try much longer — would She la a good listener the club besides the targets used tn Dry Farming— Dr F S Harris Fist In the h ginning Im Laval machine you? She Isn't too good thn gallery Cereal Crops: Wheat Corn She Is an excellent pedestrian In' H the same ability and work is lsve hd In every step of ereutn separator Barley Oats etc— Prof Stewart I ve pnetned to Polly and Paula and fart she will alwava say that she' shown tins winter that was shown by Improvement and development Every yef Irrigation— Prof Israelsen likea to walk although she la not lh Aggie who attended L s summer pr ented some new feature or better And caroled to Carrol and Claire prejudiced against a car Forage and Fibre Crops— Prof training ramps there Is no reason ned the 1920 mi bines are still better mt 8tewart And though I’m still sure I’m a pretty She Is a fairly light eater except why the U A C cannot have a rifle Root Crop— Prof Stewart than they have ever been before good egg ion Sunrtnv It Is advisable to eat team to compare with any In the I don’t are to get anywhere! Vegetable Crope— Prof Abell table d’hote on Sunday west Many of the eastern a bools If ou liav n't seen or tried a new 192® Fruit Crops— Dr Merrill woman of deep emotions ere giving letters to men on their De Laval machine any local sgent will he glsd How Crops Grow Essential Part used all my knowledge of srlenro horn only you will he able to thrill rifle teams It la hoped that much ®f a Plant Dlaensea— Dr Richards nd arts to afford you the l'na‘ 1° IK Tet of my know- - let rest will be taken tn the new club opportunity to do ao Kolia Soil Fertility — Dr Jennings And fancied myself quite a sage I’’df‘’ absolutely no Ideas of her owr Hartlle and Major Sullivan f Captain vet or Prof Stewart don't know the neareet D (aval local And while I ean't manage to break on any subject except you rr willing to aid the non at any t a P'pl nddnss the nenrest main o(tlc any heart ITarketlrg Farm Crops— Dr WanMv aole and simple renaoit fog Dme i a ' ov I've managed to fill tip a ing la her pare! f that am leaving quitting — Princeton Farm Machinery— Mr A It PowTiger school Treat her right She likes It Is an outstanding feature In aM ell to he treated )i: LAVAL Iowa Frivol foot Loll practices fat Paul always CO the I like my Tractor — Mr A It Powell parly clnssna best ttlN hrniiihu) romes up with a nulls No fnnt’r If lilt MoliHon street til Hr ale Street like to rise before the rest Cita Fair Type of Livestock Fd Note-T- his NIiW kOKN t lilt AGO fallNi harvest helne they knock him flat the tmlll SAN I UAM1SCX) I like lo miss my breakfast too Prcf Caine Dr Merrill J: so good we hope there is little smut remains Where did 'too iraiiilos and ImmI n you Ret It Paul? 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