Show STUDENT PAGE TVvu LIFE OF RESPECT AND GOOD WILL TO PROF RESOLUTIONS EDITORIAL GEORGE B in Board HENDRICKS NOW WHEREAS the students of the CIunm Debating School of Commerce comprising the Commercial Club of the Agricultural Senior class debatin stryouts College of Utah hold a healthy Friday Jan 16 at 4:00 p m esteem for the personality and abill-t- y room 280 Question: “Resolved of Professor George B Hendricks that The School Teachers of and affllliate themUtah should WHEREAS an unfortunate and federaAmerican mail matter September 19 1908 at Logan gerloug junegg the selves with Entered as second-clas- s us from deprives Utah under the Act of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special active association with him temper-rattion of Labor” of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1917 jarny and as such association is August 22 1918 ued greatly because of the valuable experience gained through it both Hooklovcrs Meet EDITORIAL STAFF educationally and morally and The Booklovers Club will meet Managing Editor George P Barber ’20 WHERAS the condition of Pro- - Jan 15 Associate Editor Lucile '21 (Thursday Time and place ie fe88°r Hndr ck8 to be announced later Associate Editor Russell Croftf '20 7porad ti""? 8Uth 881 10 de‘aln h‘m f Before As Never You Must Buy Quality Known as the Best 1 KUPPENHEIMER CLOTHES e The Best Known Moderately Priced Value Considered “ Elna Miller '21 Ray Olson ’23 Kinnie Caine ’23 Nadine Foutz ’20 Soraba Pearl Oberhansley ’22 Hulme Nebeker ’ ’20 E W Robinson Exchange Editor 18 Athletic Editor te7“dnt8 ico‘lri8'7 Change in Time of Supper Commercial Club of the Under The “A” The Cafeteria is open at night from for ot are ural Uah anx'0'‘ College Society Editor 4:30 to 5:30 in order to accommoSuch Is Life :ir recoverydate students who desire supper Er be it therkfore nE°L Special Writer °f tha omnercia i arly No suppers will be served Writer Special nl77 tbe of the Agricultural College ofarler Business Manager l tah extend t0 pr0fessor Hendricks HOWELL p- ’20 REPORTORIAL STAFF LEROY FUNK '22 VERNAL WILLIE ’22 LETTY RICH ’22 HOLLY BAXTER ’22 MORRIS CHRISTENSEN REUBEN JONSSON ’22 BRAMWELL PECK ’23 Volume XVIII Number Friday January TIIE SLOPPY EDISIIUN a token of their esteem and genu lne appreciation of his services their Isincerest hopes that he may speedily recover to parfect health and that we may soon have the pleasure of his association again 08 ’21 KIEFER B SANLS V D GARDNER KENNETH NELSON j 11 (Committee) 9 1919 BROTHERS Logan’s Foremost - D GARDNER ’21 MERLIN COOK ’22 J A HENDRICKS ’20 CHAST! KEARL ’21 DOROTHY WEILER ’23 THATCHER ALLRED ’21 V Colors Guaranteed A Clothiers - Animal Husbandman Wanted The Lark Davis & Company is anxious to employ a man trained in with some the animal industry knowledge of animal diseases to be The their western representative position compares faorably as regards requirements to a county agent position Applications should be made to George L Waters care Sehramm-Jobnso78 Drug Co West Second South Street Salt La)e It NATIONAL BANKJPROTECTION Get the Right Bank back of you and your business will expand more rapidly First National Bank n Cl tv The editor rinzes his hands of this ultomatuiu He passess the buck as it wuz to one of his lootinants who is capiable of riting an editoral Now be karefull gents and ladies don't form any for such an oeasion erroneus opinions ’bout the riter of this little diclaration ot independence' The Komerdal Klub bold Its an 1 o clock we have never ritten for the “Appeal to Reason” on the "Utah Konoikle” nua Dutch Treat last Wednesday sUns of Mane Bldg Sat at 1 ho objest is a trip to the 150 of ate fellows the thier About Logan or the “Jim Jam Jems” As I wuz sayin the authur of this Magna Charta is capable being as he was (dis) orderly to General Nusiaice at camp luncheon in the east room of the Jugar Factory They will all go thru Web spider county tenn that is he wuz 'til he wuz broke to shave tail tafeteria seated on the floor After the mill be craming speed comtest in which and put in charge of the blngville home gard ’ was 8 c'ose second to Club Home Fl-Besides letting you know that said riter is capable and should be editor carlsile all repaired to they of the Logan Jounel or the Republikan and also that this Friday night January 16 is the the slopie Spunk Edition of the before mentioned sheet Is sloppier than usual (to quote room 302 'g Club Home Ec Apron and d Bros Brimuley arose and all party in the Womans gym Joe Hororts and some other members of his fakuety) inkluding “Reuben” that if anyone wants my 'lil Job sweepin’ out Student Life office and nounced that activities would start Malic) in t Tiiim-feeding the Editor and Lady Staf members bars they kin sure have It 0y singing "If there's sunshine iu c&use I’m gonna quit skule cause I’m getting too fat eatin kafeteria grub your heart" He later remarked that The Honorable Charles R Mabey and they ot to rrze the syrup containers a few more times so more syrup le had walked the floor all night He will address the students and facul- then announced that there was more ty (n chapel on Tuesday January 13 would stick to them which of korse can be wasted on the hot kakis Gents: We’ll gents as this is the slougehy animual sheet I don’t kare nioney In the treasury than he knew The choir will sing “Build Thee More what 1 say and neither does the editor or Joe J Horotz) or Ruben as I what t0 d° with therefore he was stately Mansions O My Soul" and of 350 and a th0 iadiesc hnrus will sing "The said before (here goes gents) lets make this here a real “quick and offering a first prize best short Unknown’’ for scond the of $30 dirty” well here goes were off: Say gents do you think the fakuety ought ta stories on the subject “What 30 The meeting sleep in chapell and nof home? Course there wuz only 4 of ’em slumber- - tea8 means to tne Party fur All A C Girls to over the menbers turned wer and rest Is the ’em towa8 but ing Tuesday it foir for gest noding gents An Informal party for the girls of banner beil read a short paper on the A C will be held the name of the skule chapel by usin it for a ruining house and January 9 in besides we aint onthe pontages cirkut and we don’t want no shos for "Puttin8 “P hay with a binder on woman's from 4to 6 thp gymnasium $120 land" Slim Miller asked pernothings is p ni Every girl cordially Invited Well anyway gents this only the sloppy edition with the and to attend get acquainted There now I’ve said it I’ve said it! and you forced me to it? Oh you take his girl to the show (his town Woman's of members the Faculty Rex nor the Oak) girl wont go to the drove me to it R C Permission was granted and he col League lected 37 cents Slim was satisfid be DEAR PRESEDENT OF THIS SCHOOL: Federal Barrage said because Hard Boiled had had a we could use a few more brt hooks As it is now our coats have to A of the Federal Barrage be bones ard meeting with the g0od morning set on the floor “ONE WHO KNOWS" could borrow 20c from him fylwlll be held tonight 7:30 p m in Crandall wished the boys to circulate Boosters Club rooms nt the tews that he got married TOO MANY STAGS AT DANCES We were talking to a student tht other day and he deplored what he Xmas time so the girls wont bother CALENDAR Lonesome List of termed an indication of degenracy at the College inthat so many students hlm 80 nuch tli9 term- Important Events January "stag" it to dances He said “I take a girl to a dance and after the first Luke then reported that he had unlv and February dance can hardly get a number with her because these stags butt in and mlssed church once during the Lst January 1931 — Poultryman' Smonths President Rrimly commiiid- cop most of the dances’’ School under direction of Depart the8 envplie We agree with the student that the condition Is one to be deplored ed binl biSh'y t°r ment of Poultry Husbandry r' body dances this year have been noteworthy for the number of cord and Btated tbat be — Farmers’ Con- 4 January llstags that have hung around the doors of the gymnasium Oftentimes so Ilea8ed t0 hear of Confer an(l Housekeepers th t itvpnD°n thick that couples could hardly get on the floor Delroy Gardner repon-- I Div- Exen8lon (Vdar Clty’ aare’ him to pa There is no reason for a stag Many of the nicest girls in College stav ouId be Impossible for " arRe' hi du‘8 thig "" nh du" n lb faM home from dances Just because fellows haven’t gumption enough to ask a taxi? for the Crops and Pests he January them to go There is absolutely no excuse for any fellow Purcliusod that magging it to a of State lie xib vet School undr Jfrection ’dee he thinks dance Therey are enough girls to go around and even if there were not Erat Commission 8at n OBt of no man ha any business going to a dance and then he Crop nlCH 80 r8t requisitioning dances — Auto and Tractor 1 out Slim Clark announced that he1 January from the other fellow's girl wa 0‘n fw b'ds for the Panbellle Course Department of Farm Me We would scarcely say that the condition indicates degeneracy but tbe lleetln'’ a‘D°arli'a we would say that It certainly is not a condition to chanlcs and Automobiles tn charge bring credit to the rndSh “ rre8’ E’ 0 told th‘‘ b"y Institution Insead it brands our social affairs as being of a crude and P’ Januury 26 to February 7 — a fine op Scoutmasters’ Saturday night presents priinitlrae nature ComConvention bu8inei'8 mittee on the'r It Is time that the sentiment became so strong against stags that p°rUn‘ty 0 8I0W in Boy Scout Activity ability they would not be tolerated at College dance charge February 2 to 7 — Farmers’ Conthe senior Rift Is goln' (and we aint AWFUL NOISES IN TIIE HALL vention and Housekeeper' Conferofferlnn any conjectures) But we do A stoodent body that can't make a noise Is one of the ence Logan Extension Division In biggest failures hope that something will soon be a collige eanhave It Is In the words of the poets no good the bunk ex done charge to reward person who can ex nihil fit ect ect ect February Teachers' The 1920 stoodent body on the hill Is neither the bunk no of good nor Is Kafuteria preparation and Indige- ference of High School its ect or ect nor ect Logical conclusion — It is noisy home and economics agriculture stion and not say something caustic Not however necessarily exemplary because of this Between classes and High School Principals and (end) In the main halls and the 10 O'clock class on tuesdays specifically about under ot direction Superintendents " " Just outside of the door of the chapel this delightful little noisiness' State Board of Educatlno Extension Ht T"‘ takes the form of a riot— a mob aeene: a sort of thunderstorm accom- -' (Division In charge of local arrange- -' The ay hat h nft'?d u puniment to the more subdued exercise Inside the door ments It becomes i menace to the dignity and progress and also lowers Its " 'ery “d 0 K‘e: — Exhibition standards of February And he r0ulJ "iake lhe darn-d- "l Don't suppress the sound but chooae a more suitable time and Arts and Craft by Utah Arltsts Art place fust What we need Is someone to take and collect tbla awful Department In charge raquet which la so unpleasant carefully preserve It and serve It Ajipoutln’ poetry hot at bawl games — College February play He'd hook his finger In your vest rallies and to drown out anything In the way of announcements vocal In On houor ot visitperformance h“n 0U h'le ther °“ soloes which doeea not apeall to us In class or stooclent body mwtiiigs Or1 ing farmer and housekeepers Deuwl°a 0Ur perhaps nothin Is needed except a subbtly sugestlve editorial In atoodent JlBt kk'k'" and In of Public speaking partment Life aomethlng like this to open our eyes and correct dpL L T everything charge And wult till )ou go through 6 — Commercial CUb February And every time aome feller took Ball And splurged around a bit February 921 — Water Master's tome verses In bis book Convention Department of Irrlga It (Continued From Page Ons) (Continued From Page One) nd n cbara rana °n Mr Cooly and the other wu because nd tben bed read tell ya and it aint had neither eui up and Just perambulate along th’ lower they wanted to be considered Ini on! d°Wn’ Before the eloping couples skip And spout em In the air hall and aee fer yourself When th “ft tham8v" “ o'Tll every feller In the town out ao hastily they should at least you cum to th last door go In and Ama Mater offer the old folks one chance to axe the gaiabe In bib and tucker to ° 0Ve UPi anj didn’t car And hl the reaun An( w tell yn about It He grind the P- give their blessing t round an4 fer h failed to further pule peel ’em core ’em puts m That danc the advisability of given a In eugar dries ’em In an ®ven Into fame and glory er Right FOIl FIRST CIANM MIIOR "’'‘’"i f When they cum out be puts ’em In sportsmanship" to (3V Bon of Ui -REPAIRING HER sack and tow ’em la a kbbrd P ba yer of Xnd h tool writ thn on end by hickory they taete better Partaklng of the Cafeteria chow day gom pc than candee at 71 cents a lb I’m after day and not ones reglterln a And got BO oyercom with It C telling ya Take It or leave It West Center Htreet II died of agony Logan Crta 8o you as we don’t know yet how' D Iden —Jay Logan Utah Under U S Government Supervision Resources $150000000 if STORAGE WAREHOUSE 20000 Square Feet Floor Space SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS DURING SUMMER ON HOUSEHOLD au-an- MONTHS GOODS Warehouse and Office South Main Street I Cache Valley Commission Co LOGAN UTAH HOTEL E C CL ES LOGAN UTAH NEW UP TO DATE FIREPROOF 100 ROOMS WITH CONNECTING BATH Rates from $150 to $300 per day Excellent Dining Room and Lunch Counter Service Topular Prices Barber Shop and Billard Room in Connection Special Attention Given to Student dis-pro- Parties and Banquets Special Winter weekly rates now in effect ECCLES Pres LYMAN HYDE Mgr M S 19-2- 19-31- 19-3- - Make Sure of Your Cream Separator ! Early in 1920 s to happier or better way starting the New Year right than by making sure ot a New Do Laval if you are either without a cream separator or are using an inferior or maeblnn that should bo replaced lor three years now thousands There’s xif 2-- -5 I I j abtl ol half-worno- of those who wanted a Do Laval have hart to wait weeks for It and many have had to buy a second The demand grade separator bus simply exceeded the possible supply though mors DeLavsls have been made each year than ever before More and better De Lavals will be made this year than ever before as many as available plant additions and skilled workmen can xroduce— hut the demand gives every Indication of being even greeter still Order your now Make sure of getting It Let It sav half Its cost by Spring See the nearest Do Laval loeal agent at onee or write the neari t l laval offle below for eny Information desired Ll TROTMAN’S THE DE LAVAL SEPARATOR CO IAA llromlway NEW 1 OltK 80 East Madison Hlrrrt MIICAGO AI Deals Htrret HAN FRANOMCO I |