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Show TITE PAYSONIAN. JANUARY PAYSON, UTAH, PAGE THEEE 14 1921. Metting up with brer Skunk, Oscar Hansen frm Goshen City The following conversation took Saw what he thought was a Kitty, place in the study room at school lip gave it a pat, between Rhea Wilson and Gwen Per- And soon after that, lie buried liis clothes what a pity? kins; Did you hear about Miss Khen. Mrs. Harris Did you give tho gold Shaw being electrocuted down in fish some water! t tiie kitchen Emma They havent drunk what. Gwen.No, how did it happent She stepped on a bun and 1 gave them yesterday. Rhea. a currant ran up her leg. SOPnOMORE REPORT 'Written and Edited by the Stmlents VOLUME 1 The Silver PAYSON, and the Green UTAH, of the Payson High School. JANUARY ' 1 1 1021. high school report X I'M BLR SENIOR CLASS 5 - RESOLUTIONS Each year it is customary to have ; We the members of the senior class instructive lecturers given to tho of lhp i..lyson high school, do hero-higTHELMA ERLANDSON Editor school students. Last E. A. MORGAN lnllkc 1hl resolutions Advisor Dr. L. D. Stewart gave the Friday, high 7 ROWELL JOHNSON school boys !t lecture. r the year 1921. The high Athletic Editor school girls were given nn instrue-- j 1. We will strive to be always naomi Iellsworth five lecture by r. Elizabeth R. for the best t'hat can prepared Society Editor Early. of the faculty,! pen to us, and be ready to seize MINNIE HOWEN II. 8. Reporter .Miss lrouse, Miss Johnson and Mrs. IMOGENE ADAMS Senior Reporter Sorensen, also gave beneficial and the highest opportunity to do the THELMA ERLANDSON noblest u ork and to rise to tho interesting talks to the girls. Junior Reporter 1luns are now being made to havo loftiest place which our ftHEA DANIELS ability perFounders day celebration tho best mits. Sophomore Reporter ever. Founders day will be JanuSHIRL DOUGLASS 2. Wc will make every effort to 2S. We are certain that the Freshman Reporter ary Tho Golden Rule town people will be interested in the live not and program now being arranged. only do unto others as we would SCHOOL SPIRIT have them do unto us, Put we shall BELATED RESOLUTIONS think and sjionk of others as wo Something seems to be wrong with would have them think and speak our high school this year. VVe do Mitford I am going to keep my of us. , not have the and school feet on the floor when dancing. 3. We will strive to be enthusiaspep we have exhibited in spirit that Miss Irouse Resolved tic in all the school activities and be a maformer years and it is that very tron rather than a maid. to undertakings. and spirited school tiling, 4. On each morning we will begin pep Alta In order to reduce I shall competition between various classes roll at least forty times each, day our work and life anew,- and eliminHint make school life ate eveiy thing of yesterday that is interesting. the length of the gym floor. Now that is being lost. Harold P. I resolve not to let disagreeable. We have not been behind the times 5. We will speak and act truthevery thing go to my head this year. in our school socials and parties Jerome I am going to quit step- fully, living with sincerity toward ami wc havo taken part in various our fellow students and teachers. ping tho fairer sex. (5. phases of athletics but somehow or comes only to those Success Iona Resolves to send Jack home another wc dont show any who strive for it; wo resolve to be earlier. pep on those occasions; scarcely a yell Cora I hereby resolve to eat rolled classed ns the st rivers. is heard when tho team goes out to outs three times a E 7. Knowing that does not day in order to on our cards, we mean Excellent play a game. Certainly they can- get big and strong. not feel very encouraged over this hereMr. Johnson I am going to be will strive to obtain As attitude on the part of the student more generous with my automobile after. . 8. By our determination, ltody. and niore agreeable in the music by our Now the next time our team goes room. effort we put forth, and our earnestto play a game, to Nephi for inLowell To stand chemistry ness with which we enter upon our by stance, lets give them some yells through thick and thin. studies, we will make this year of and make them feel like we apprecito chew 1921 a success. Miss Johnson Resolves 9. Resolved: That by the end of ate their efforts. It means much gum, indulge in the use of perfume to our high school and spend more time on dress. this school year we will have won Miss Shaw From henceforward I some motherly and fatherly affection PAYSON LOSES TO HEBER from our faculty members. shnll not take myself so seriously. 10. Be it further resolved: that Albert Me My trips to Goshen .... PAYSON LOSES TO HEBER .... will bo few and far between. wc will win the brotherly and sisterMr. Morgan I resolve to improve ly love and respect of tho other The local high school basket ball team was defeated last Tuesday mv disposition and to see that my classes. The wife has fewer papers to grade. night, by tne lleber school JUNIORS score was 50 to 28. Sophomore girls Resolved to Stand Although tho score looks rather it, does out of the way and give the other Tho junior prom will be given not indiente how close the game girls a chance. Velma This year I will be pleas- February 11, 1921, and we expect Tho home team played really was. it to be the biggest and the best well, at times playing their oppon- ant to the sterner sex. Doe Resolves to take critisim in ever. ents off their feet, but were unable Our class pins have arrived and Oral Expression like a good sport. to score. Wc have Miss Jenson Resolves to bo more we are proud of tho-Next Friday we meet Nephi on their own floor, where we expect to merieful and give fewer and easier heard remarks, from membors of several of the other clashes, to the examinations. be more successful. effect that they do iot like Ihe pins Ernest Lowell, youre the biggest and that they are cheap nnd are ilson Arc you first in anyMrs. not worth tho price paid for them, fool I ever set my eyes on. school! in thing Miss Jensen Order, order, you but we are satisfied and, therefore, Howard First out of the building who else should worry! seem to forget that I am here. when tho bell rings. h - one-side- d n, -- xxxxooxxoooxxxoooxxooxxyooooooox 0000-0- 0 RISK HUNTING RABBITS LIVES CARRYING MAILS Saturday, a party cosisting of Mitford Vance, Jerome Brown, Ray nan-seand Lowell Johnson ,acompain ed by Mnurino Prouse, Alta Marcil, Cora Crivens nnd Hazel Douglass, Mis Pronse acting as chaperon, enjoyed a most delightful day hunting rabbits. They left Pnyson at 9.15 a. m. and after a bumpy ride over rough roads, which added fun nnd excite, meat to the trip by Lowells getting a few spinal massage from tho sides of the car door and Mnurino and Altas nearly breaking down the back seat in the rebound after an unusually bad bump, tho pleasure or the mails were fruitless. But 34 seekers arrived in Tintic valley to years afterward, in 1897, the glacier enjov the thrills of hunting. forth Its prey miles lower The girls indulged in a short target down the valley, andninny the long-los- t let practice to acquaint themselves with ter8 were d(,!lverod t0 ns manv 0f the the kick of their guns. The couples addressP8 n9 could be tra(,(,d. then set out m flierent directions to Not Infrequently, too, these Alpine compete in shooting rabbits. At 2 oclock in tho afternoon they postmen are attacked by the huge, nil returned to camp to enjoy a fierce eagles thnt soar hungrily above the least frequented crags. Usually luncheon. good No flowers decorated the tables the men are able to heat off their nor did maids serve bouillon, .but feathered assailants but not alwat s. In July one year a postman who carsociety never enjoyed a better meal than did those eight hun grey hunt- ried the malls on foot between the vilers. lages of Sospello and Puget Thenlers At 5 oclock the party ngnin re- was fatally ninnled by three such turned to camp having sent the souls birds. Of two men who attempted to of forty rabbits to their happy hunt, avenge his death one was killed outing ground, Alta boasting of killing right and another Injured so severely throp and Maurine one. that his life was for a long time In Upon reaching home at 7.30 the party ended the day by watching danger. Pavson kill Springvilles basketball SPIDER REALLY HAS BRAINS spirit by a score of 52 to 23. n cleverness as a maker of nets obtained for It a admiration. It Is the female that does this work, the male being only a fraction of her size and of no account except for continuing the species. A spider has what may be called a But so, for the recognizable brain. matter of tlmt, has a caterpillar, though less well developed. The nervous system of the latter Is a mere spring with knots of nerve stuff (ganglia) at Intervals along It. Humoresque. They were three perfect boarding house ladles. said the lady who prided Yes, herself on her authoritative Title Passed With Him. The lust holder of the Judicial title of baron In Great Britnln passed with the recent death In Dublin of Christopher Iulles, who was baron of the The title of exchequer lu Ireland. baron was abolished when the court of exchequer was merged with the Queens bench, nnd Lord Chief Baron Palles was the last bearer of It. He was the solicitor general for Ireland In 1872, and the same year wns promoted attorney general. After holding the latter office for two years he became lord chief baron nnd held that position until 1918. One of the Sophies, (who are alHe wns one of the ablest lawyers on Is Possessed of Degree of Intelligence ways awake) heard Cora Cravens the Irish bench and one of the wittiest, Been Recognized by Has That the following ask Hazel Douglas but had a great regard for the dignity Scientists. quest ion : years of his court, lie wms elght.v-nin- e Corn Why so moloneholy, Hnzolf when he died. Kansas City Star. old Hazel Spiders are commonly spoken of as .Timmy rejected mo New Years eve. Insects, but they arent. They belong Com Explaining Yankee. Dont worr. It will all to a very different order of animals, Yankee was a cant, favorite vvoro come out all right. being arachnids. Hazel Oh, I know,' but Ill bo They get this name, by the way, with farmer Jonathan Hastings oj another from a before theres A Ynn twenty-fivmythological maiden named Cambridge about 1713. nnd kee or leap year. Yankee cider good horse, so of who was her Arachne, proud weaving that she challenged Minerva the like. . . . The students (of A case in the P. n. S. court. Harvard) used to hire horses of him; What to a trial of skill. The goddess ac(Judge) Wayne Loveless use have von to sav to the charge of cepted the challenge, but finding her- their Intercourse with him, nnd his of the term on all oceuslu,.i, led them self In danger of defeat, lost her temassail ! Leon Johnson (defentdont) Well per, struck her presumptuous rival and to adept It. Will Gordon, Tmlepend ence of United States," volume 1, lew vour honor, he called me nn ass. turned her Into a spider. Ah, and naturally you The spider Is Incomparably more ter 12, pnge 482. 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