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Show .t TITH PAYSONIAN, C TO UE iiL Ini 1U Written and VOLUME 1 The Silver Edited by the Students PAYSON, and the Green DO YOU you PAYSON WINS FROM NEPHI Tuesday night January 18, the local high school joint defeated the squad from Nephi by the scoro of The Paysonites showed 27 to 28. a complete reversal of form from that exhibited by them on Nephi s floor he visitors played last Friday. well but at no time of the game did they threaten the locals. Barton for Nephi played Stella ball making most of their points. Kitchen was high man for Parson. The work done by the whole team was most encournging and we look forward to ft successful season. -- HIGH SCHOOL EEPOET JANFARY 14, j j NUMBER 1921. in which n The Way of Life used to thiuk I But now I must The more I know, I know, I know 1 Modern history class Faculty Sautaquin Payson Goshen TOTAL Wanted Cloves for the hands of the clock. Handcuffs for the hand of fate. A collar for the neck of land, for the feet of destiny. C lassos for the eyes of potatoes. Socks for the legs of a table. Earrings for a a ear of corn. A wig for the head of a valley. A tonic for the blood of a nation. Non, why are in your studies! No dear 5.45 3.97 22.45 51.20 110.55 99.05 29.90 ilsoi How amend, Mr. many ments are there id the constitution! Dorothy Seventeen. r. Wilson What was the last one! Dorothy The soventheenth. . Ellsworth Mr. (upstairs) What time is it down there! Naomi Just tea oclock, papa. Mr. Ellsworth Alright, dont forget to start the. elnck when Harold leaves. You are all aware of the destitute condition of certain peoples of EuVarious institutions in the rope. Father Why do von dry the United States have seen their needs and are doing their best to overcome clothes in llie cellar! Mother To tell the truth, daughter this condition. history is wearing so little Im ashamed to Members of the modern class of the Payson high school gave hang the stuff on the line. you always behind that I may pursue them, father Mr. Cofman Now (in botany) name some of the lower animals, starting with Blanche. The Toplofty Nenior freshmp are about as important in my eyes as the ventilation In a doughnut. $300.20 JOKES On what The idea of using your stocking for a hank is alright that is the principal is alright but it draws io much interest. fj Juniors knew, I knew, confess, I know, I know, the less. Miss Prouse (in Health) side is the appendix! Mitford On the inside. s Seniors 5 Who was it purchased the present site of New York City for four bones! for a bank is alright that is, the (hey depicted of the starving chill-urhow wo cun help them. ami The program was us follows: Alberta Cushing Presiding Prat er Pay Buckley I'kelele Solo Louise Ware Talk on Condition of Starving ( lnldren .. Naomi Wilson T;uk on What Auiericu lias I 'one lor Them Leroy llansen Solo lihea Daniels viola Wittle Reading Thelma Vest Reading Piano Solo Delia Okelbcrry Talk mi llow to Help European Chihli en Sterling Tanner After the program it was decided by the students that all should go without lunch Monday and givo the equivalent in money what the luich would cost. A progra'n was add during the noon hour Monday. It was us follows: Miss Prouso Reading Musical ami Reading Mi-Entertainment Johnson Mr. Morgan Story .Members of the history class went around the room collecting the money from the students for the Child Relief campaign as follows: -- 8.00 Devei tli grade 8.05 High ih Ciadc 11.51 Ninth grade 7.88 Sophomores priiginni , , of the Iayson High SchooL the conditions KNOW IT? think it, or only think This dot you naugs on a placard i:i Miss Stone 'a room. It is in white back- big red letters against ground and if thing' were as they should be it would inng in every room in the building where you and I would be forced to look at it until wo would begin to wonder it' we know it or only thought we did, Wo get out of school just what wo put into it if we put a good alert and a quick eye" we will come out with a better knowledge of what we want and how to get it, but the student who comes to school for a good time will leave with an empty brain, a conditioned diploma and just thinking he Knew it. It is just fine to come to school to have a good time, but face it, Do they havo the does it payf right school spirit, these students w ho love to sluff or cut classes! 'i no student who will get in and be serious where the occasion demand1' need not be a sobersides, when play e comes, and he will get far more joy and school patriotism than those He knows who play continually. he has a right to enjoy his pleasure because ho knew his other work. He Do you know it, knew it; do you! or only tain you do! Do UTAH, j JANUARY 21 1921. PAYSON, UTAH, X2HH1 Sophie (to store clerk) Have you. WITHOUT NAILS OR RIVETS any brown ties to match my eyes! iwrk No, but we have some soft hats to fif your head. New Scientific Method of Shipbuilding Seen In Conetruction of Veuel He sent his son to college at Liverpool. And now he cries alac Ive spent a thousand dollars, Can you Imagine a ship without a And got a quarterback. nail or rivet In all Its hull! Do you Teacher Y'ou must not laugh out recollect the visit to the shipyards and loud in class. the army of men nailing huge timbers Freshie 1 didnt mean to. I was to the skeleton frame of a ship! And, over In the next yard, the swarm of smiling and all at once it busted. men hammering the white hot rivets Albert Woods (rubbing his nose In the great plates of a battle ship? AH across opponents feet) hope is Ones Imagination Is stretched considgone; I smell defeat. erably to conjure a method by which all these workmen may have their Judge Dear me, you seem wedded to crime. This is your fiftieth con- toll reduced or eliminated. Vet this Is today's development In the science viction. Albert Woods (twenty years hence) of shipbuilding. The steamship Fulla-ga- r Yes, me go. den has Just slid down the Liverpool wedding, you might say, your Honor. ways without a nail or a rivet In Its hull. From stem to stern the plates Mr. Morgan You waste too much are electrically welded. The Fullagar paper. is an oil driven cargo steamer of 500 Hazel Gardner But how can I tons. She Is now undergoing final economize! Mr Morgan By writing on both tests. Experts declare that she will not only stand all the tests required, sides. Hazel But. you wont accept stor but her success ns an ocean carrier ies written on both sides of the will revolutionize shipping. We may now calculate what a boon the elecsheet. Mr. Morgan I know, but youd trical welding process will be If great save paper just the same. armies of men have to be transported on the bridge across the sens." Not Mr. Morgan Miss Agnet, write on only does this method release man the board Richard can ride the mule power for other tasks, but It enables if he wants to. shipyards to turn out mighty steel Now, continued Mr. Morgan when Agnet had finished writing, ships within a short space of time. Can you find a belter form for that sentence! COULD USE TOMATO SEEDS Richard can ride the mule if the mule wants him to. Department of Agriculture Points Out How They May Be Made a May I have the next dance! Source of Revenue. If you can find a partner. -- WhHt is a mountain pass! A mountain pass is a pass given hv the railroad to its employers so that they can pend their vacation in the mountains. Name four animls belonging to Miss Jensen (in Economics) Very the ont family. few real prosperous business men are The mother cat, father cat, and four little kittens. trirtly 'honest. Jerome Gee Id make a gooj SOPHOMORE REPORT business max Miss Jensen We know you ara We Sophies are very proud of the fishing for a compliment but you excellent showing of our boys in tho are not going to get it. basket ball team made last Tuesday. Wayne Loveless, Rucl Clayson, AlDick I bet Velma Harris was bert Pulvcr and Bill Wyler aro raised on goat milk. from the sophomore class, being some Albert Me Why, always kidding! of the most important players. uur Dick No, always butting in. boys with the help of tho rest of the tenm made an astounding vicDick Reece Mother, arc there any tory over Nephi. We are also very proud of men angels in heaven! Bone Mrs. Reece Why certainly, dear. Crusher Bill Wyler, who fought, Dick But mother, I never saw two rounds with McCuno of Kid lie certainly proved to the any pictures of angels with whisk- Nephi. ers. rest of the high school that he will Mrs. Reece-N- o dear, men get in soqn bo ablo to try for Dempseys with a close shave. position. DXXX0X000000000000000XXX0XXOOGOOOObQOOOQOOOQQGOO That much valuable material la being wasled annually by throwing away tomato seeds extracted In pulping, soup, catsup and canning plants is Indicated by investigations made by the United Stntes Department of Agriculture. Department Investigators have found that more than one thousand tons of seed are thrown away annually In northern tomnto-pulplnplants, with large enough output of seed to pay for shipping, and that they may be made Into edible oil and stock food worth about $8(1,000 (December, 1919). Cost of collecting and preparing the seed Is estimated at about $35,000, Including all proper charges, and the eost of the necessary equipment Is given at not to exceed $50,000. In addition the same plant, which would run not more thnn five months In the year, could be used for the handling of grape seeds and pumpkin seeds, which would distribute the overhead and cut down the cost of mnnn-actur- e of the tomato-seeproducts. PAINTED IN FIVE aOTdt MINUTES ; 3 London Newspaper Tells of Meritor?.' ous Pictures Made Quickly by Traveling Artist. While great painters have spent weeks perhaps months on a simple study, a young artist Is turning out delightful views of the sea and country In five minutes, says London Answers. Impossible as this sounds, It Is a fact, and the artist m question Is Albert Cronkshaw of Manchester. It was an extremely dull day, with dark clouds overhead, when a crowd of holiday makers stopped to watch a smart looking man, mounted on a platform, transforming a plain piece of canvr s Into n marvelous scene of beauty. Every one forgot the dark, gloomy atmosphere as they were transported, first, to a beautiful spot In North Wales, and then to a picturesque castle. And It was all done in iO minutes. They were pictures to be proud of, too, painted with taste and an eye to the artistic. As fast as they were painted so were they sold to the adft miring audience. There Is no doubt that there will be j a great demand for rapid" artists In j the near future, when we get some of j those promised houses built, and the economical housewife will be on the lookout for good, cheap pictures to beautify the walls of her domain. She need search no further than the traveling artist, who will complete a picture In five minutes and charge less for It than almost any art dealer. Here, too, Is an opportunity for any dlschaiged soldiers who are artistically Inclined. In a neat little hand book Issued by the traveling painter they will find all the businesslike methods explained clearly and simply. It Is a really useful short cut to rapid paint- g d ing. marriage Promotes Long Life. to Doctor Marriage, according Schwartz of Berlin, Is the most Important factor of longevity. Of every 200 persons who reach the age of forty years, 125 are married and 75 unmarried. At sixty the proportions are 48 to 22; at 70 years, 27 to 11; and at ninety years. 9 to 8. Fifty centenarians had all been married. Luring Him Back. There are a great many human interest stories to be found in tho want advertisements. Well! For instance, heres one In which Como home, John, Ive Mary says: sold tho poodle. 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