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Show THE PAYSOXIAX, Irfnl'JJ ' "3 Rrafp pa green mi ini U 1 The Silver uu a Written and Edited by the Students VOLUME n PAYSON, and STAFF the Green jO La j 4, 1021 NUMRER often 8 between ,m!1 annual',,,,,! THELMA EKLANDSON EDITOR LOWELL JOHNSON Since a number of students ATHLETIC EDITOR not order pins for the first allotment NAOMI ELLSWORTH SOCIAL EDITOt. that came, a second order is going E. A. MORGAN ADVISOR in right n way. MINNIE BOWEN REPORTER 1MOGENE ADAMS Tho following conversation till SENIOR REPORTER science the nth in domestic place THELMA ERLANDSON JUNIOR REPORTER day:( RI1EA DANIELS Lucile Betts Miss Shaw, what Joes SOPHOMORE REPORTE . this mean! ! Sit on stove ami SI URL DOUGLASS F..EESILMEN REPORTE', stir constantly. Miss Shaw I think, Lucile, if yon WAYNE LOVELESS .AG. CLUB REPORTER would sit on tho stove you would stir constantly. WORKERS VS. DRONES SENIOR CLASS REPORT There are two kinds of bees the workers" and the drones." Out of the six students who were The names infer tho industrial na- chosen in the t debating, four tures of the two kinds. Likewise, wore seniors. And out of the there arc two kinds of students in in three students the public speaking school workers" and drones." for the Tolhurst mod: The workers are constantly taking contest were two Ernest Hanson, the of seniors, advantage opportunities they are receiving. When left to main- the senior class president, won the tain a liveihood for themselves and Tolhurst medal. , when given an opportunity to imThe students of the senior class prove their community intellectually The drones who did not they will bo prepared. get a class ring or do not preparo for what may haplast year, are ordering them If left to themselves they pin pen. now. will sink and they will be intellectual detriments to their communities. next Tho senior class has the Are you a dronef student body meeting in charge. SPANISH WINS SECOND LEAGUE They will furnish tho program. GAME 27 i!iysoI1- in favor of Spanish Pork. 1 "as Mitford 21. gllme a yii No, tell Mr. Morgan foolt I thought ho knew Fol- e a dance was held lowing the at the sehool gymnasium for students of the senior high. gn-n- When a fellow is seeing a pretty girl home on a dark and stormy night, that I suppose, is what they rain beau." call a Now let the humor of this page Your merriment invoke. Mr. Morgan Who i you favorite If you cant laugh at tho jokes of author? the age, A erl- My father. Then laugh at tho ago of the jokes. M r. Morgan What did he ever ! w I Iona dont fell ing. Laura, Where worst! Iona In this mom well do yon feel tin schooL City lady (down on the farm) cute littlo cowlets. Farmer Pardon me, madam, those are bullets. Is my hat On straight, Ray! I can see one eye. Cora I No, Ray Mr. Barnett The boys on tho front row were the only ones which hml problems correct. (rear of room) their Voice Good to.-wo- I want a pair of pants for husband," exclaimed the woman j What sleet I dont know, but I think lie woara a 14 collar, nr-sic- k Im beginning to girls arc like angels. nows Last "They j think r. that!' dont wear many Mon sen ,0 n0 grovvf Hazel 'think. clothes. (in botany) Can yon all the Magnolia t re-- s Gardner In tho .ground, ' I .. j The couple that fiber can tie dyed any cuior desirea, and the plaster made of any texture. Panel of the material have been submitted to the Gypsum Industries association In Chicago. j Quebec and Newfoundland Would Be Glad to Have a Slice of Newfoundland. Both Recent surveys of Labrador, which have disclosed Immense resources of timber suitable for pulp and paper manufacture, have led to a revival of efforts to bring about a determination of the boundary line between and the Canadian province of Quebec. Tills line lias never been laid down by actual survey and Its various definitions ns given In documents Issued at Intervals In the last century and a half are so vague that government officials do not know Just bow much of Labrador belongs to Newfoundland and how much to Canada. That Labrador Is rich In many natural resources, Including eimnamua water power, has long been known, but the practicability of utilizing Its forg ests for was not demonstrated until the world-wid- e paper shortage led to exhaustive Investigations of the territory This resulted In applications ti) promoters to the Newfoundland government for timber limits In Labrador. As these could not be acted upon until It was determined whether Newfoundland owned the bind In question, representatives of this colony were sent to London Inte In the summer to discuss with eminent English counsel the preparation of u formal draft of Newfoundlands Labrador claims as opposed to those of Canada. d Stacking Cereals. One years harvest of our cereals would fill a canyon 100 feet wide, five s miles long and of a mile two-third- deep. The Scientific American estimates a single season In the United States, If stacked on one acre of land, would form a column 214 times ns high as the Woolworlh building In New York. Or It would bury the whole of Central park to a depth of 100 feet. If this crop of cereals were to fall upon Manhattan Island like rain at the rate of a million bushels a day, starting tomorrow, It would not cease falling until the year 1930. that this harvest of paper-makin- Checks. Whim I say, You Miss Jenson love your teacher," what part of speech is it! Lowell Sarcasm. Mr. Morgan Alta define trickle. Alta To run slowly. Mr. Morgan Now define anecdote, Alta. Alta Short funny tale. Mr. Morgan Now Miss Mareil, to show' that you understand the words, use them in n sentenco. Alet The little dog trickled down WALL PLASTERS IN COLORS the street with a tin can tied to Vs anecdote. Admixture of Wood Fiber with Has Given Most One day Mr. Monsen was sent to Satisfactory Results. the store for a chicken for his Is The stuff we call plaster-of-pnrl- s Sunday dinner. When wato powder. gypsum ground What can I do for ter Is ndded to Storekeeper: the powder It becomes yon today! a stone. Mr. Munson: I want a chicken." We are familiar with plaster casts, Io you want a used for statuary and many other pur-- i Storekeeper: poses. There is no end indeed to the pullet!" to uhltfii plaster-of-pnrl- s Mr. Monsen: employment I can carry it No; is pul. The wonderful and just as well." buildings of the Chicago fair were of stuff. made from gypsum. We have In Texas, New Mexico, New Guard Against Counterfeiters. Colorado and Kansas beds of gypsum A message from Prague to Loudon states that a method has been dis- so vast that they could supply the covered of making more difficult the whole world for ages without importavailpassing of forged bank notes. The In- ant diminution of the quantity a as are able. valuable asset, They In vention consists of Imbedding the paper on which bank notes are printed yet hardly The Ftilied .styles bureau of standquant i ics of fine steel and nickel Irticles. Such paper responds to the ards Ims recently made successful exattraction of a magnet, and anyone periments In the production of colored can easily test the genuineness of a wnll plaster, by admixture of wood liber with plaster-of-parls- . The wood note. DR. J. H. ELLSWORTH DENTIST DJlce over Bank, Payaon, Ut. Hours, I to Office G. loves at first sight OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOfOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOO tom-bed- . It; 1 Rea. Pbone Phone 23. to 101-- J F. TILSON. M D. PHYSICIAN and SUSUbaJN Office .Vitn Street at R6ldence Phone Payaon, Utah ELIZABETH R. EARLY, Chiropractor, Over Wlgbtman Supply Company, Main Street Oflloo Hoon from 10 to 1 and 8 to 6. DR. L. N. ELLSWORTH DENTIST much-nd-mlre- they are always harping on some- are nearly alwavs thing. and they . iup in tho air." j rite! Merle Oh, what try-ou- Friday the Spanish Fovkers a real genuine surprise on pulled the Pavson tans bjr winning from tho local quint by a score of 27 tainment was furnished by the school to 21. and music departments and tho ex- The rnysonites classes. withou pression played Woods and Wilson, two if the reguLunch was served to nil at 11 Woods was out of the line- oclock. lars. At 2 oclock- the program Members of the Brig up bocauso of injuries received dur- was resumed. the ham Both ing Young university helped enter- Springville game. men will probably be in the game tain the patrons of the school and A play was given by with Provo next Friday. the students. Furkjt,at Spanish The - their WANT BOUNDARY LINE FIXED J Jerome - Did Pavson used Ulunkio Sir, a lady waits with out. ' Rich Boss Without what! Funkie Without food and clothing. Boss (live her something to eat and send her in. JUNIORS .The junior class of the high school will give the they had wish glassos. of the Payson High School. UTAH, FEBRUARY PAGE THREE UTAH, FEBRUARY 4, 1921. PAYSOX, Office, Payaon Exchange Bavinga y DR. L. D. PFOUYB DENTIST Over Wightmaa Supply Company, Main Street Office Hours 9 to 1 and 2 to 6. Saturday, 9 to 1 Only. Office Phone 13. Res. Phone SO 9000000000000000000000000000000000000GQ If Your Gums are Sore and Your Teeth are on Edge M i YOU HAVE PYORRHEA Can Pyorrhea II :!i be C ured h h 'H 1 ! I !'i H 1 v S 0 Is Sold Under a in ill! i! POSITIVE GUARANTEE CURE ASSURED OR MONEY REFUNDED $1.50 Per Dottle. T Sold By All Druggists. |