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Show (Copyright.) POETRY. Munsey's Mugnzlno recently had this little gem: Star o' night, Stnr o' night. Keep on shining, shining, Out of Infinity, In nil sublimity 1 Of your divinity; Through tho ethereal sea, Through tho aerial sea, Keep Bhlnlng, shining On me. This touching nnd hospltnblo Invitation Invi-tation by the poet to the stnr, urging said star to have a shine on him and say when, moves us to do thus: Pup o' mine, Pup o' mine, Keep barking, barking. Into Immensity, With great Intensity, Showing your density ; Bark on, to beat tho hand-Bee hand-Bee how much I CAN standi Keep barking, barking, Dern yol Mere Man, Mirror Woman. If It Is right to say "mere man" It is rlghtcr to say "mirror woman." - .. , ,, , . Being Frank About it! A current matrimonial advertisement advertise-ment reads: "Would you mnrry If suited?" Come to think It over, we don't believe be-lieve we would. Why should wq? People get married because they nre not .suited with the circumstances as they are. If ouo Is suited with singleness, he's n goose to tic up to somo woman, thus taking the usual tenlllc chanco of being be-ing unsulted or unsuitable. While If he's suited with a wife gosh, that would be bigamy 1 No, ve wouldn't marry If snlted. In fact, In a burst of confidence, we nre suited with a wife, and wo don't Intend marrying. It would bo Just the same, though, If we weren't suited nt nil. Our wife wouldn't let us. Hasn't Changed Things Much. A Utah boy has Invented n combination com-bination triangle and rule, for use In mathematics. The "eternal triangle" tri-angle" seems to hnve been tho rule for years, In French fiction nnd on the stage. To Be Highly Recommmended. Our Iden In the very Inst word In nnlmnl faithfulness Is n horse we recently re-cently saw standing besldo tho curb with his foot on his own brldlo rein to keep himself from running off. FINNIGIN FILOSOFY. Some liari are mighty decip-tive. decip-tive. Juht whin yez think yez can depind on tliim t' He a hi th' time, they'll unixpictedly tell th' truth an' desave yez. O |