OCR Text |
Show r: : r " ri" KAVINOS By CHICK, i Tjio editor of this "mulignn" wns on his annual vacate last week. No ono could bo hired to take tho blnmo for it while he was gone, hence tho void. I wish somo of the dames that are alwnys contributing to Whit would send a little of their sayin's this way, sometimes when they forget about it This is what I calls tho highest of precaution: Tho other day n lady upon Bccing n sign which rend "Wot Paint," touched it to be sure. I guess she didn't want to tnko any chances, huh? About tho saddest thing I've seen for a long timo wns n bottle thnt hnd been blown to hold Schlitz beer being used to contain root beer. Oh, how the world docs change. And thnt reminds me that wo don't got any change back nny more out of a hnlfsmack for u haircut. Thanks, Whit, for this 'un: "Aristophanes, tho office rnt, left in our chargo by tho sports editor, who has gone down Chnrlio Wilkinson's Wilkin-son's way on n vacation or something, did not put in nn appearance yesterday yester-day around tho shop. How, wo ask, are wo gonnn treat him like n father if wo don't sco him."Salt Lake Herald. Her-ald. Spelling Troubles of a Printer's Devil Little words arc my hobby; I can spell words like ran; But big words like Chntawkec, They mako mc say d n. Once I tried to spell xymphiunccs, Tho boss said that wns a good word; It nearly drove me to goofyndss, And tho editor called me a bird. I told him I hadn't felt my wings yet, And then the Ed., he said, "Forget it, son, your brain's wet." I never said a word. Chick. |