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'r c : rates rrajK -- STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH OCTOBER ''C With AL THOMAS Ob ( Guest-Work- Maero Suffers Injury Wordy Wisdom ” The "Pure article today is a mighty swell job (even if I cannot understand it) I do not know whether to consider it a body blow or not but as soon as I finish words maybe looking up some more of the it will be clearer Thanks Mr Rice and may all of your children be' Harold Hall sports editor of last year’s paper will contribute to next week’s page A Beautiful Figure When Wyoming rolls into town this week to take on the Aggies history will be decidedly against them The Aggies hava won every game with the Cowboys in the past 15 years Aggies Expected To with the exception of the game in 1926 when the two elevens Chalk Up Initial bhttled to a 6 tie) The boys from Laramie have tallied but 42 points in those encounters while the Farmers have roller Victory amount of 432 tallies up the staggering There should be a hot time ' in ' Dead End home town Saturday somebody's Just finished reading an amazing sports article by Frank night when the final curtain will Scully that concerned football from an entirely different be let down on the Wyoming Unih angle than it is usually presented It can be taken with a versity Aggie grid grain of salt or not but to those interested it can be fount battle Saturday afternoon One of the tightest games of the in Joe Weigers “Liberty Magazine” of several issues ago season is expected by Mentor E L have a copy of it to those that are doubly interested Musical Cheers "Smiling Dick” Romney who is not about anything this It may be an interesting note to get behind the story of The season and who rates Wyoming as In Six Easy Lessons” "How to be a of the tougher teams in the first lesson is to have the ability but the other five are the one to get over best reasons (I cannot think of them right now but I know conference The Aggies have been hitting it people that can) rather hot and heavy this week and will be rarin’ to go with pit Tell Me Not in Mournful Numbers the power they can muster in their men and damsels that are thig week grac attempt to keep the prestige they foggy-eye- d tag our campus are still students but are merely presenting gained in the moral victory over the before and after of Greek Letter rushing The gals are Idaho university last week end Vo A note of gloom could not help over the group they pledged to while the males creek as to which one to join The being expressed early Thursday 1 ate up the however as word came 5 fogginess comes from the numerous parties that have been morning that Tracey ‘‘Powerhouse" 8 What fun the coaches are having this through held this week ' Maero will probably be out of the 10 week? starting lineup The bruising block- 14 IPulling the Bloomer ing back was injured Wednesday 15 - It is surprising how many faces have been characterisnight during a heavy scrimmaging tically maroop this week and all because of a football game session when his knee was trying 16 the noses at their thumbed The way the Aggies to point east and west at the same 17 last week in holding the much favored Idaho Van- time He was carried from the 18 for the dals to a scoreless tie was quite a practice field and was removed to 20 21 who would have bet their last shirt (and not a clean the hospital where preliminary showed no serious dis- 22 It just goes to show that one either) on an Idaho sweep people who live in glass houses should undress in the base- placements but it was indicated 23' that he will be out of the Saturday ment (Explanation next week) exhibition He will 1 seven-syllabl- ed sports-write- 1937 mm i LCDISIHG ’EM OVER 5 21 rs Aggie Loss FillsLargeShoes To tradiilonal Aggie song never have had a more fitting place to be vocaled than at Boise last Saturday when the under-dog- s from Utah State held Idaho university the highly-toute- d Vandals to a scoreless tie in a game that brought every person in the Stands to his feet to acclaim the Aggies for their valiant stand A tie game between the two schools ordinarily would not be so great a reason for jubilation but this year when things looked so dark for the Loganites and sportswriters had written the death notice for the Aggies before the Boise encounter a tie between the two institutions was a ray of sunshine for the Utahns The Vandals a week before had traveled to Salt Lake City where they trimmed the Utah university That ‘ Cowboy-Uta- ic er CLIP THUS! AGGIE ROSTER e Name Pos alLa-twitt- er Winchester Alilen well-kno- - rip-roari- wise-acr- es sport-scrib- let-do- es ' Speaking of the Idaho game— it was clearly revealed that honors as the Ev Thorpe is a cinch to make water-bo- y in the league The way he would swing those buckets was nothing short of sensational Tracey Macro Mocking back looked Ted against the Vandals and was described by Vandal Mentorhave Banka as'“the toughest defensive back the Vandals "dben” best-dress- ed double-wonderf- T 'll ul K M C FOOTBALL STANDING COLLEGE HALL A University Hat join the ranks Elvin "Tarzan” Wayment on the injured list Wayment was injured at Boulder several weeks ago and his knee will keep him out of the lineup for several weeks more The two men represent' the ultimate in Aggie defensive work this year and their loss will be sorely felt by the Blue and White team' News from Wyoming to the effect that Elzy Hicks is going to attempt to tie the Aggies in the same kind of knots that he d the Colorado Aggies in last week were received with - an intensive defensive work-othat is designed to stop the slippery Hicks He will be the most marked man on the field Saturday afternoon and will need plenty of wattjhof hog-tie- ut mg Last Week's Results Utah 7 Greeley State 6 Colorado U 14 B Y U 0 Colorado college 7 Denver 4 Wyoming 7 Colorado State 0 Utah Aggies 0 University of Idaho 0 (nonconference) Montana State 25 Idaho Southern 7 (nonconference Friday night) Saturday's 245 395 oisrmCo Slothing Schedule Denver vs Utah university Salt Lake City Wyoming vs Utah Aggies at Logan Colorado State vs Colorado U at Boulder Colorado college vs Colorado Mines at Golden Greeley State vs Western State at Gunnison Brigham Young vs Portland U at Portland (nonconference) No definite lineup has been announced by the Aggie “Strategy board” but it was plainly indicated that the same eleven will start the game this week that started the Vandal game last week end Maero will have to be replaced and any one’s guess is a lot better than mine but it will probably be eitber Miller or Nebeker Big John Ahern will be out of the game this week because of a serious knuckle injury received last week but the tackle spot will be taken over by Jim Randall Joe Lacey will be in the port-sid- e tackle position On the wings Grant and Howard Shurt are the current favorites while the guard zone will be under the eyes ef Harvey England and Dick Stevens Karl Ferrin who did a whale of a job last week wll be back in the snapper-bac- k post in the place of The backfield should Wayment find Qiptain Bernard Magnussen in the shirking place with the halfbacks being either Ira Winger Delbert Nebeker Mike Stepic or Del-mMiller Cliff Poole will cavort in the plunging position 27 28 29 Max E Stipac Mike Ferrin Karl Parkinson Berkley Poole Clifford Stevens Dick Stokes Harold Riley Allen Twitched Wendell Gold Sherman Fox James Shulsen Ken Woodward Joe Andreason Grant Jacobsen Lloyd Winger Ira Olsen Charles Cherrstrom Corey Kalis Royal Shaw Wesley Udy James Lacey Joe Randall James HB 151 C 155 155 180 186 160 150 160 176 170 165 190 160 175 130 176 165 170 178 183 185 197 ‘ 30' 31 32 33'’ 34 36r 37 Mathews -- Ken Vanderhoff Women’s Intramural ry Volleyball Underway cross-countr- home-comin- Tcppld Frcai ast Cbs CAPITOL big-wi- DILL1ARBO r GENERAL ELECTRIC APPLIANCES FOR EVERY NEED! CACHE VALLEY ELECTRIC CO itWnwred 1)4 "WMwerVWtpm checked cs 'mm W 4 f V1 x m Vr am txgte The Cr t V 4V Tracy E FB G E G G T G C T E HB HB G G T T E T T ' 27 lyorik Kta Q With something of pity and filial sympathy I View the daily verbal indulgence of the sports writer and with something of despair I realize that only celestial intervention can bring us either deliverance or respite from his veran evil for nacular butchery which there is apparently no sovereign amulet His sublimity and disarm— fairly annidetachment hilate—criticism Avidly he searches for garish and picturesque exintensive pressions resplendent and laudatory exclamations in order more vividly to record a commonplace which he has mistaken for divine affatus And we credulous mortals are supposed to inhale his oracular breathing as indubitably as if they came direct from the throne of Apollo How the sports writer must fret and claw the air as he strains under the rhetorical limitations of the language in an effort to convert a football team into a troop of demons or phantoms Yet circumscribed as his ‘ depictions are by lexical deficiencies his jmages resulting from dreaminess and the confusion "of distempered sleep affect us with a vague phantas-magorisplendor which would be impressive indeed if only we were sufficienly clairvoyant to comprehend their complete significance This constant striving for expression beyond the pale of good sense is absurd in that it is unintelligible to us not of the sports writer stripe We ask not for not for mythical personification unwarranted' exaggeration or obscure and grotesque comparisons only for a clear and honest depiction The simplest and most unadorned tale we prefer to the frippery and embroidery of supposedly but juvenile misus-ag- e He who so reverently trusts in Husing for his prose inheritance al ultra-mode- SQUIRES CLEANERS TAILORS V FURRIERS Joe Whitesides and tforth Main Fur' Cleaning Rice might at least confine himself to the shadow of his model Cessation of the current practice of exploiting the fairy tales and comic strips for nicknames and metaphors and finer restriction in the use of slang hackneyed expressions and bizzare epithets would I am sure meet with cordial ap- probation After consulting my little handbook on The English Language as She is Spoke by the Sports Writers! divine that the mushroom terminology falls into three distinct categories: The first in cludes those terms readily understood by both the writer and the public that is the prepositions conjunctions and an occasional familiar pronoun The second comto prises terms comprehensible the sports writer alone the adverbs nouns and pronouns But the last division is haunted by those distorted and abortive epithets the adjectives and figures of speech known only to Allah The sports column is ‘not a ‘vehicle designed to give the writer an opportunity to display his wisdom ingenuity and prophetic skill Only through an objective and impersonal treatment is the read- er assured of the truth and only in intelligible language can he No reservarecognize the truth tions are made for opinionative latitude and idle speculation on the part of reporters who have not yet acquired the aura of a Runyon or McLemore What happens or what is actually going to happen is important not what the reporter thinks did or should haphe Thus each statement pen makes should result from sound mental impulses beginning at some mysterious locale in the cerebral cortex not simply from nervous irritation Thanks Al: f of fun PARLOR Becker’s Beer on Draught Ammunition 7 Redskins while the Aggies Fishing Tackle were being humbled by Colorado 33-- 0 over at Boulder university On the face of that the Aggies were picked to lose by at least 4 touchdowns and obituary notices were set up throughout the conference as to the outcome of A ggi the encounter Flowery notices concerning the smashing ability of the Idahoans n and their front line was enough to send ice water coursing through the veins of all but d the Aggies and their coach who were determined to win that game in spite of everything concerned They did not win— but— they did do the next best thing and were conceded a “moral victory" over the northerners erstwhile Tracy Macro blocking back In the conference added more to his laurels when his great defensive game was described by Vandal Mentor Ted Banks as “the best that his team has ever run up against" Shoe styles come and shoe styles go Coach E L “Smiling Dick” but nothing ever seems to take the Romney made but one substitution in the entire game and that place of the Arlington in the aflec-tiowas when b'g John Ahern split of men of conservative taste his knuckle at right tackle and to be had replaced by Jim RanOTHER FALL dall Captain Bernard “Scooter” FIVI-FIFplayed the greatest game V of his long hreer Saturday and run the team in fine manner as THE ARLINGTON well as doing more than bis share A in the offensive drive ef neat timplicify Missed --But Close Brawn nr BLuk Cnlt Revenge which was to have been so sweet for the Vandals failed to show up at any time during the game with the Idahoans threatening but once while the invaders were within the shadows of the goal posts on two O occasions Tho educated toe of Captain Magnusaen guessed a bit wrong Saturday with tho placement falling just short of the crossbarrs The Idaho victory has dono 21 wonders with the Aggie team and their following No longer does SOFT DRINKS and CONFECTIONS the Colorado Aggie game look Air Conditioned Modern Billiard Hall New Lugan'h like another for the Lo— a— nor do — the aaanimmi i— ganites remaining games with Denver university Brigham Young university and the University of Utah Wyoming CLEAN-U- P university invndss the Aggie lair with a this Saturday reputation of one of the greatest teams that has ever been assembled by Coach Dutch Witte at the Laramie school The Idaho game sftm-e- d to be the toning point tot the Anita and wo art headed dawn Ca track to eoaferonoo honor CO t and unless someone derails the ' Farmer express put loam Will 45 on oe morb bo rlfht up there with the beat la Uhl oouptiy iron-ma- stout-hearte- 0 best-dress- Ln than ever this Fall! Mansfield Shoes Mag-nuss- T John Wilson FOR A QUIET GAME OF BILLIARDS here-to-fo- VIStT DEHHIE’O DILLIAE1B0 o f West First North pit-fa- ll — — —— — noooooooooooooooooooor FALL SALE! TENNIS RACKETS at H OFF A racket press free with each tennis racket or restringing 1 job LOGAN HARDWARE North Main Street Bins 1 It was a lot BILLIARD - Phone 171 Hemstitching f Buttons Made ! Squires’ Service Doesn’t Cost - IT PAYS ! - f Tracksters Prepare For Cross-Count- Assistant Coach ar Uc&fested E FB HB Exp Guest-Wor- k Moyle 126 Head Coach — E L’ Romney Itsi over the river and through The women’s intramural volleythe woods for the cross country lads next week but grandmothers ball schedule is well in progress eight house will still be just a literary in the la)e afternoons teams being entered in round piece of cement The annual Utah y State run will be robin play according to Delilah held a week from Saturday prior Simmons manager The present week produced sevto the g encounter eral close games resulting in wins here with Colorado Aggies Track Capta:n Fred Eberhardt for the following: (2 Chi Warriors Omega announced Wednesday that the Indians Challengers (2 27 mile course will be in the games) top of condition (thanks to the games) Kappa Delta Spartans The liveliest and tightest conUtah State and Logan road test played to date was played and will draw some exMonday when the Spartans capcellent performers ’ Eugene’ Hart captain of the tained by Winona Cardon met track squad last year won the Ilene Black's Warriors WAA's next tourney will involve event in the classic sprint iaot season with Marlin Green and the play of wits only as teams go NovemSterling Cook placing second and into checker competition third Cook and Green will be ber fourth All those wishing to back in the affair this year and express themselves through this though they appear as favorite i medium may aid their namg to they will be hard pressed by an one of the following teams from excellent group of frosh track- which entrants are taken for sters as well as some of the boys every competion of the year: Alpha Chi Omega Sarah Ann from last year that have improvCostley Challengers manager ed tremendously Morrell Chi manager The course is 27 miles long be- Betty of Omega Zetta Benson manager ginning at the intersection 7th North and 9th-EStreets Kappa Delta Luclle Farnsworth Indians Helen Seeley going south to Canyon Road then manager Spartans Winona Carby the road on east manager returning Theta Upsilon manager side ' of stadium through north don Neima Wilkinson manager Warand gate in finishing of front The old dope bucket was given riors Ilene Black manager the grandstand after encircling a few resounding vhacka last week as one tsam was dropped the track twice Fifteen or more from the undefeated claw and runneri are expected to enter two other were given a Captain' Eberhardt 'said terrific scare ' Utah university rado State next and barring mirColorado university and small acles t should win haiidity The Western State - college - remained State team fell before Wyoming undefeated but Denver" waa top0 for lose number three and pled by an underdog Colorado col- they appear to be the weakest lege eleven 7 to 4 in probably R' M C 'team 37 South Main the week’s biggest upset Another out of the conference Our own Utah State sieve® final- game found Montana State finally FISHER’S BEER ly hit its stride as they battled victorioue after losing twice and to a scoreless tie in an intersec- being tied once They fell upon ON DRAUGHT tions game with Idaho the team Idaho Southern Branch for 28 Dick Arnold that beat Utah At Greeley the points while the Pocatello team Jack Boyle were Utea almost beatsn dgaln was ringing up a meager 7 barsly nosing oat Grssley state 7 to A However the big Utah team was compkUIy domtastlng the play bat laehad the tooebdewn The Redskins tackle Denver at Salt Labs Saturdqr and with both teamd ready ta beanos back from laat‘feeklasanii any ALWAYS AN AGGIE BOOSTER thiag eaa banyan stubborn resist-M- f Colerado frees B Y V b Denver G Lee Bohman Fred Snow - Wt 158 147 168 165 155 Cardon Maero Pure Scoreless lie could 6-- cheer-lead- Battle Aggies-Idah- o ' m 11 |