Parowan Times | 1921-01-12 | Page 8 | Isn't This True

TIMIS THIS TRUE 0 derrick A child la Is born in the neighborhood the editor gives the loud lunged youngster and the happy parents a send lend off off and gets get 00 it la is christened and the minister gets beta 5 and the editor gets 00 the editor applauds and tello tella a dozen lies iles about the beautiful and accomplished bride tho the minister gets 10 and a piece of cake and the editor gets 00 in the course of time she dies the tb doctor gets from 15 to the minister perhaps gets another 6 the undertaker gets from 76 to the editor publishes a notice of the death an obituary two columns long and a card of thanks and gets no wonder so eo many country editors get rich have you paid your subscription