Show 4 ME Sufjscribtion Rate — 40 rubles Is Published Once Too Often VOLUME— 2 CUHIG INCHES LOGAN UTAH FJUDAY APRIL Six Yen per Copy Number 20 1923 r" LUCKY DAY DANCE NEW COURSE i A HUGE SUCCESS AS CADET The Commercial Club ball held April 13 on “Friday” In the Smart Oyru was a huge success This magnificent affair excelled any ball ever given in the gym Crowds assembled from far and near to enage In the The greatest humiliation ever to festivities The decorations exceeded all imhappen to a cadet at the Utah Agri- cultural College occurred yesterday in the Military Department when former Major Herbert Adamson was ousted from the Uattalion Major Sullivau was compelled to tuke this action on account of Adamson's weak fisuy ways ana conspicuous in- aginations in grandeur and elaborateness Hanging drapes of green and purple deep blue lights and boughs of the graceful poplar were special features of the scheme The college orchestra ' furnished the entrancing mimic and by special permission from Joe Havertz the revelry held sway until 4 a nr on Saturday Mr Ducas Cranney deserves special mention and may be highly commended upon Ills brilliant and tactful presentation of the half pound of schillings gum dros won by Miss Iola Smith of the Home Economics Club Honorable personages in attendance were: LaVar Card Mr' and Mrs Billlous Merrill Mark Hicks and Lyn Richards It is reported that the Commercial Club will install an accounting Lab in the room opposite the Cafeteria With the proceeds from the Lucky ability to command the respect of the men During Adamson's short term of office he has proved himself anything but a leader The men in ranks have continually over ' ruled and insulted him Besides this he has done anything but set an example for the men by repeatedly spitting on the drill field during drill work Cadet Lavoir Card has been chosen by the Military officials to take Adamson's place as Cadet Major Card has been a shining light in the drill work all year and fully deserves the appointment He has had on abundance of experience During the World War he served for six months Day Ball in the Amazon Forest and later spent two years at home There is one thing however about Card that is a mystery since he came to the College and that is his mysterious hostility towards women Try as the girls will to ingratiate themselves they all meet with the same' frigid recognition This distinguishes him and under as being a real this expert leadership the battalion should progress with utmost STUDENTS '"V V BARE FACTS" EXPOSE STUDENT After making an extended aearch Into the financial standing of Htudent Life the manager reported t Mr Cobunt the see of the acbool that there la a shortage In the column to the amount of cens Imtnedatly upon the knowledge of thla losa a wire wee sent to the Burns agency it New York requesting the services of one of the moat ahlo sleutha invpstl-galio- u At the roncltislon of the found sleuth the stealthy that the assets missing were Bone in other than a picture of a women the coming out poise and froln all indications she had succeeded In the inves igsUon Further attempt who was brought to light the thief none other than K I Hung The in the main rloelng scene took place was run hall where the offender a made desperate had he down after behind Jeo stand to caliceal himself recovered Jlavart Tha picture was of the parts Innermoat the from outlaws apiiuroll aa-ao- i TUB TWO CULPRITS On Monday afternoon of this week those trying out for' (the Freshman Play were entertained Just outside or Room 361 with a little one act drama entitled “How It’s Dono” Mr presented by Grant Packer and Miss Mell Peterson It was one of Mr Parker’s own plays and the audience or rather spectators report a very pleasant half hour with something Wo underdoing every tuiuuto stand that this was Just a dress re- hearsal and not intended for the but our ambitious young tbespians could not resist the temptation of a chance to wltueas professionals nt work They enjoyed it very much until one over zealous 'wearer of the green’’ was so Incautious as to applaud and thus break up the show V t IWltDOX MK the field! — the long duHty road you may aee hia blue back He is plowing the dust from white and black Ilia nostril distended his eyes red beneath Ala great feet lie' growl and he grins with every heart beat IHS broad tail ls switching the fleas from bis side Ho trgmples each one as it falls from his hide He cares not for glory for praise nor for scorn He has broken bis stanchion and led from the barn Ho grumbles good nsturcilly while E frisking at case j And though he is bitten by gnats The Dig Blue Bull takes ’Down ' and by floss He cares not a whit for any of these He is drunk with the Joy and lbs fever of spring Ho you must forgive him Kv-er-- :r AGGIE STUDENT AGGIE RACQUET will leave for the University of Berlin where he will take an extensive listening course In Voice Culture Wendell first displayed his inherent ability thirteen years ago when he sang “It's All Over Now” to the Richmond policeman's club-- ' He has been inttyrsely ' interested in music since that time Mr Thompson Is a Senior this being bis first year at the College He is registered in the School of Music here and is carrying nineteen hours of Harmony Horribly and Hollow under the Instruction of three Prof Win Peterson and hours of sound waves under Dr Wanlass processor of Physics He will be two of the six choice spirits to receive a scholarship pin this year Mr Besides bis school work Thompson has acted as Sunday School chorister In several of thp wards of Logan this Winter ' has played in the American Steam orchestra a great deal and has taken Xylaphone lessons by correspondence He sings in the College Band and is a member of the Club and the Fly Trap Sorority' He will return to us next fall a canary We wish him great speed to Dor Deutchland Wendell i Thompson thirty-fir- st Nook-Love- rs full-fledg- NEW SO II OR ITT public for vA y thing “I say there! Where does Sir Oliver Lodge?” “The same place Oulja Board andllih'iiyn dreeves” Albright — He took ute unawares Hsynnni— Who? Albright— My tuuudryman — Ex 11 LTI MEET One of the most successful dual track meets in years was staged on Adams Field last Wednesday be tween the New Jersey Academy ani the of the Utah AgrtcCtuml A feature of tb contest College was the remarkable form displayed by Hortense Greene In the polo vaulting event The winners pen- nant went to the Aggiettes with n score of 1 to 1 Miss Margot Woodside was high-poiwoman with a total of 2 points Loda Junk of the N J A waa a second with 04 points snd Marjorie Brewer won the brouz medal by annexing aome 003 points The results of the events srs as co-e- ette” She holds aereral honorary degrees including a B V D from Hyrum Matrimonial College and is reputed to have a magnetic influence about her which if it can be transferred to the 'fair sex of the U A C should enable the prospective housewives of the college to obtain and retain their mates longer than any Other students with such a fickle nature as the Aggie' girls display Believing that evpn birds men and other beasts can be charmed into submission by the gentle strains of tnaslc Miss Fisher will lay special stress upon this phase of her chosen follows: soul one's profession — retaining 100 Vd Wabble ‘ mate through the medium of musical 4 Ima Mutt N J A 1st bellowing Hattie Merrill U A C 2nd Lucllla May U A C 3rd The judges were unable to get the time due to the fact that Hortence Greene was crossing the bar for a record jnst at this instant 120 Yd High Hurdles Francis Thomas U A C 1st Thatsa Nuff N J A 2nd Vera Stanger U A C 3rd Those were the girls the time was April 11 1923 and the plac was Adams Field Yesterday waa the last drill period 220 yd Low Hurdles This raca to be held at the U A C this year waa too low tor th girls to Indulge This news waa mads public last In night by tbs’ Military Department Brood Jump sad today the offices are being closU A C lat Clair Cranaby ed np and Major and Mrs Sullivan A C 2nd Claire Cranhej’ and Captain Challice are completing tf‘ A C Claire yd Cranney flaal arrangements for tn extended She was far away the broadest girl vacation tn Ban Fransigco Major SuUlvao stated last night that this in the meet-- circumference 13 feat action feetdgUken as as act of flat High Jump the Presides!"! the appreciation-b- y Thla event was censored Cotlegs ahd the Military Department Discus Throw for the excellent work accomplished Blanche Worley U A C 1st by th cadets during tbs past year Tha advanced officers however are Blanche Judge U A C 2nd not dismissed unless they desire to Mont Blanc N JkA 3rd discontinue The Department has Distance— Twenty of Miss YThil-tcrgiven the officers entire access to ail paces the Urge Government trucks stationRbot-red st tke College As s result a deThe shot waa cast over the fesc lightful convoy trip is being planned and the competition stopped which wilt consist of a tour tbrough southern Utah where the men wilt vtat Zion National Park Bryce Canyon nod the Colorado Canyon From there they will tour to California then thru Oregon Washington and finally back via Yellowstone Park The convoy will begin as soon aa school ia out and all expenses will be paid by the Military Department All spring the cadet officers have been driving the trucks around Cache Valley and Southern Idaho ao that they will have bad perfect experience tn convoy work by the time the big convoy trip U ready Further aa a final salute for the closing of the Military work this thla year the Urge 175 mm guns stationed at the east end of the quadrangle will be turned from their ornamental position and will be fired five times each at tour o'clock this afternoon Thla will be the first time thst these guns have been fired since the battle of Ypres where they were used as n first attack on Berlin The tiring exhibition will be the first of its kind to take place in Logan and promise! Immense Interest to all Who see It nt - i nr V -- April the he-m- an Co-bu- Zy Next year will be a banner year if present plans for the college mature Among the latest improvements which will be noted Is ao exceptional course to be offered by Miss Louise Fisher in the pleasant art of (“Holding a Husband” Miss Fisher has had unlimited experience along this line haring published a seventeen volume treatise upon this subject which at present is running In installments in the “Police Gaz- LEAVES TO STUDY ONE ACT PLAT Another of our leadiug students leaves soon to accept a fellowship In 4 another school This tme it Is Mr Ward Haldlman who has accepted a teaching fellowship In public speakof Chicago lug at the University '“I)oc'' as we fondly call him around ' the halls is qualified for this posl-tio- n by unlimited ability and a profound Interest In the art of vocal ln- terpretatioA There is not a student 'on the campus but has thrilled at some time or other at the sound of his vibrant voice ringing out in clear rouelse thoughts ' and beautiful Ideals He was winner of the medal for a memorized Imbut promptu speech two years ago has not had time to entci contests alnce that tlm apeaking only when aome big question confronts the atudent body While In Chicago ho will doubtles take advantage of the ' opportunity to study vocul music under one of the great masters as he Is also intended and Indeed highly talented along that line He takca I with hint the best wishes of the dlfstudent body the and ferent sororities ' In general ir ’ ARQUETTES NEXT YEAR !3x)9l:5 WIELDERS CHOSEN After a series of haudicapped tryouts the U A C tennis team for this season has finally been denounced Lars Larson the smashing Aggie veteran who uses a Alfalufia Delta Omega Phi Idol of tennis racket will captain the sexwho will the Ag club founder of the Home tette of the court artiste dash with the Sacred ' Heart Acadof Bull Ec and mother the Blue emy at Fort Douglas next Friday la quietly passed on to better climes addition to Captain Lars Prof Joel Ricks “Cholly” Chsllice Bid Loose this morning at 8 o’clock and Walt LeSueur will conform the Alfalufia was well know to the stuteam “Cholly” is showing excellent dents and faculty of the college (Es- form this season He plays a (heart) pecially to the faculty having been smashing game and very often taken intimately associated with Pa Caine his opponents at “Tore”' In the fealong before grass grew on this hill) ture match of the tryouts “Bilious” Back in the 60's she came into Merrill lost a close contest to Bid prominence as founder of the Calf Loose “Bill”' (affectionately termed club of which she has a large follow-lu- g “Bilious”) played a great game hot to this day During the latter In the last set gnashed his teeth so part of the 80’a she met Mr Cooley bard that he suffered a compound proprietor of the haih factory and fracture of the jaw which lAcldently started b blue-jo-n supply to his menu will eliminate him from his chosen which has since made that place profession — the pulpit The schedule of matches this sea- famous for its drinking water Early! In the 90’s she came to the rescue of 8on s unusually hard Following the the Benedicts and has since been game next Friday the Aggie quintet their foster mother contributing will fight the State Mental Univer- nt Provo If the Aggies can ellmliberally to their upkeep Back In sity nate U’erpp' '03 she put the Home Ec on lte feet “)rfr?k BhoU toire of the Proroltee and obtain a and a kick in the punch that has Lars favorable umpire Captain made ite parties popular hopes to prance oft with the game Trembly Alfalufia’s greatest con- As yet the eligibility of several of tribution to the college waa her onjfhe Ment vnTrsity’s athletes Is in the Blue Bull who la this day out question It ls stated that they were in black print mourning hia loss The bribed to attend school sud hare all Ag clubers are requested to wear ready played for eight qonaecutiVe straw hate and the Home Ec’ert calico aprons os symptoms of their sud bereavement Services will commence at 2 o’clock “We Shall Meet Again” will be rendered by the congregation Tha benediction will be given by Pa Caine The remains will be creamatcd lu the basement of the cafeteria Bring your knlves'aud forks left-hand- SOPHOMORES TO PLAfNAIUET The school Is fortunate In having another national honorary kororlty Installed on the campus The name of the new sororltyia the Sorosls Sigma Gamma Delta Chi It is primarily social In function and the purpose of having an organization of the chapter befe Is to raise the low social standard of the Institution to a high plane 80916 worthy students have spent a great deal of time money and effort In order to bring n chapter of this celebrated sorority here and they are being rewarded by Membecoming charter niembnrh bership in the sorority is very limited and is based primarily upon the social activities of tbo aspirants The officers expect to pledge a number of new students during the remainder of the spring term Especially If the The new good weather continues officers of the loest rhapter are President II Fornoff vies president Georgia Hpencer secretary and treasurer C Chsllice The charter members are Lina Richards Francis Wilcox M Rich Claudia Adams Dell Hyde M Layton W Howell Bertha Harwood Win Harris Alma Green-- 1 tulgb and Alberta Atiamaon Petrona Johnston was s member but has resigned and tbs members are considering Dvnoa Smith and Duchess possibilities to fIM the Cranney place of the unfortunate tuciuher NEXT WEEK DlNMnmuncnt “What right have you to ak me for a kiss? Leave this house immediately and never speak to tne again" “Before I leave never to see you again may I ask you one favor?" “What Is It?” “Will you please take your rm away from my neck?” — Parrakeet Rehearsals are being bold nightly from 12 till 4 for the coming production of “Hamlet” by the Sophomore class We have beea forbidden under severs penalties to disclose (he cant but we understand that the Dept of Drama has secured a well rounded and sturdy group to sup- port the hoary plot’ The greatest 4 difficulty was encountered la finding 'a capable actress to play opposite "Ham” shout whom BUI Hhskcs- pea re composed this little ditty but Mii Dunn tn her best Bostonian manner announces that she has at last discovered "aome swell egg” for p m ami 2 p m We feel that reported that the role we should give warning at this 4444444444444444 time that nihllallng anyone tr attacking dslrumpllng an- 4 es ut FUNERAL HELD FOT THuilSEEilS The most delightful event of tha season was the funeral services of two tennis alarka of the University The presiding of of Hand Knock fleer showed great skill la tbo way be conducted the exercises After aa uncovered appropriate program had been render some weeks sgo while taking bath ed the funeral waa brought to a The production promises to b fir close by the choir singing “Onward Christian Soldier” while the audithe beat ever seen here' Of special attraction will be the ence beet time With their feet grave digging scene which will bn played with the lggan Main Street !o - an t t after 10 p m aa a setting Another Lewis Descamps won the oloctiot tor presdent of the rifle club for next year after u hot battle The elect to stood at o deadlock at first Kart Young and Descamps each having an vqual number of voteo sad Prew Ident Smith refused to remov th deadlock and thus th battle hocam hotter end hotter Finally Dod Croft entered looked over th MU nation and cast hi vote tor Crock snip Immediately thvr and moaning on one !!) c 3 groan ! on the other aide wore et: ’i to t In ( order boasting ' H ' (treat factions again t ! t‘x serve to necessary cream and fotr k’t'i t which there wt f v'l tr:j jgood bit will occur lb tb Utter part the third act when thn vllliau a Priasncr: ” pushes madly at the holpleea heroine still air making It Itvlhrale Into to to r f seemed snd orlea fiercely “Aha! I have the thousand echoes 4 by thy beautiful locks!! Yon aro come from the very depths of her 1 x: ? ' mine!!!” and the herolno defies ' tout Twice the cry waa repeated M £ " would waa sftll Khe then on try all it'd you )ou him with "The Joke’s lay another egg tomorrow— Es poor fish that there la o wig” V hj is 4 44444444444444444 sit r |