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Show Calling Upon Bermuda's Varicolored Finny Tribe water will not rise above his chin, Trip Underseas in Diving the newcomer in Neptune's realm Helmet Lends Thrill is ready to look out of the glass Clothes That Look the Part To the Point No man can be made a fool of if he doesnt possess suitable material for the Job. It is not how fast an automobile can go that counts, but how quickly it can stop. It takes some people so long to be sure they are right that they have no time left to go ahead. There is a lot of parking space on the straight and narrow path. If you havent time to read, you havent time to succeed. The man who goes out and paints the town red feels blue in the morning. National Topes Interpreted by William Bruckart National Praia Building Washington, D. CL window In the front of the helmet to Visitors. and enjoy the strange spectacle A it becomes more different aa regards the tax mesWashington. of being at home with the fish. painfully apparent that there is no sage. The Evening Star called attention basis upon which Summer visitors and budding Wandering through this twiSeek New to expect present to regulations of the bureau of inscientists have found a new thrill light, underseas world one has the in Bermuda. One of the most pop- queer feeling of being a disemTax Soureee M,urn f federal ternal revenue which prescribed taxation to pro- that a person must count as income bodied spirit, of pressing against ular diversions of the summer duce sufficient fundi to maintain the anything taken in payment of serv amateur helmet diving, made pos- warm wind, of wading, not up to adminictrationa rate of apending, ices, whether that thing be money sible through the government one's ankles only, but with ones on Harrington sound. the Preaident and the Treaaury are or aome other thing of value. It whole body. Distances under watAlthough not a new idea, this er are strangely deceiving. The peeping Into every comer for new cited the fact that the President ocsources of money. They have al- cupies the White House without payis the best opportunity the public diver progresses through sunlit has been given to enjoy this water for what seems a city block the diver. On the rocks are ready recommended to congress ment of rent and that he has availunique sport, and hundreds only to be told on his ascent that chitons, related to snails, whose that the present nuisance taxea be able a large staff of servants who to bring in aome five man that institution; that he Is prosightseers, including many wom- he has covered no more than shells are arranged in overlaphundred million a year and they are vided with automobiles and yachts en and children, are taking ad- score of feet. ping plates. Pulled loose from a vantage of the privilege," says Underwater View of Fish Ideal. reef, they curl up like miniature casting their eyci elsewhere for and various other services and cir other tax receipts. cumstances without cost Editorial a bulletin from the National GeoThose who think all fish are armadillos. Lovely sea anemones the newspaper then goes on: ly, In graphic society. of a the and addition, pastel-colorepart ai d wave tentacles to After visiting the aquarium, silvery and torpedo shaped are and Has the President of the United general pinch that the Treasury now fro beautithe of like the of. arms surprised by languid variety one of the finest in the world, feels, Mr. Roosevelt hai asked con' States, unwittingly, failed to include ful colors and the strange shapes odalisques. In his income tax the value to him of more adventurous ichthyologists of Bermudas fish. While one gets On the sand are puffy black gress to revise certain provisions of the add to their acquaintances among residence provided by the govincome tax to close law loopup slight idea of them by gaz- sea puddings, tiny scuttling crabs, holes Bermudas fish families by de- some down taxa- ernment which pays him his saland from prevent escape d a and through crawling starfish, spiny sea Under these regulations it scending beneath the clear, calm ing boat towed slowly over the urchins. Stepped on, the spines of tion. The President's message to ary? waters of Harrington sound t would appear that even the autobiton this was congress point quite hedgehogs of the view them in their natural sur- reefs, one can see them still bet- these mobiles and the yachts provided by without distortion or fore- sea frequently break off in ones ter and, many observers thought the roundings. It is an Alice in Won- ter, rather unfair but, nevertheless, he government should be conhelmet. the foot. derland experience feeling fish shortening, through in making out an income tax sidered told was it to that the congress up 'Bermuda is an ideal place frisk about you unseparated from Colors of birds and butterflies are return. There is no publication of to see branch there that legislative but the radiant, iridescent in which to observe fish by means income taxes and therefore the pubyour touch by a banks glass walls, lasting, Colors of fish fade at death. of helmets for two reasons. The was no tax avoidance. lic is not informed as to whether the Heavy Helmet Becomes Light OW, Milady, that youve The President's dealt message Divers on their first descents Many fish, pale and uninteresting Gulf stream, which flows like a with an officials of the government who 1 seen all three, which high of tax moral on in ice alleged phase Bermudas warm looking river the to be nervous. Clad only are apt sapphire are provided with residences, as will you choose, the lovely through avoidance of and me that his part full of brilliant Atlantic markets, north of Bermuda, proappear in bathing suit and sneakers, the has provoked much criticism some are, or with automobiles, as dance frock, an easy-to-senovice may eye with apprehen- coloring that flashes and changes tects the islands from cold and sage of Chief Executive's attitude. many of them are, take these things runabout model, or a slick the sion the strange-lookin- g metal hel- when seen alive under the water. insures a teeming supply of semi-tropic- He into consideration in reporting their all around the clock dress to flatto 52. Size 38 requires 4 sought in his statement to the fish. The islands are coral met with its snakelike air hose, Red Squirrelflsh, striped Yellow income taxes. It would scarcely be ter your every move and moment? to of 39 inch material it make congress that Sergeant-Majoryards appear Grunts, Angel- formations on the top of a subWater rushing in under the an argument to say that residence Its a 1279 is designed in sizes Pattern personal question but one many wealthy person had avoided and others fish, dart marine many past and sciento helmet thus almost the mouth mountain, open taxes and that, by to doing, they provided for a public official Is not youll surely want to toy with 32 to 46. Size S4 . the helmets window. tific dives requires 4 be cause made may may alarm, but air presvery near part of his pay. Cabinet officers, i since makes the yards of 35 Inch material. Ribbon Many forms of sea ?ife, other shore, to observe both deep and had sinned. sure holds it at about chin level, for not are example, provided with answer so easy. Now, the President's view is enfor belt requires 1 yard. and one soon relaxes again. than fish, attract the attention of shallow water species of fish." titled to consideration and hit residences by the government They Send your order to The Sewing Time After 8:30. Any Should the diver feel ear presmust provide residences themthat is there tax avoidance charge Circle Pattern Dept., 149 New The romantic fashion at the left sure, as in elevators, it can be is correct. Indeed, I believe no one selves, at considerable cost It is Social Amenities Montgomery Ave., San Francisco, maka Not alleviated by swallowing. Once he Culture memorable occasions obvious, therefore, that a residence can successfully dispute the charge Calif. Patterns 15 cents (in coins) becomes accustomed to the sily?Ur ,ummer Parties as only a each. that there is tax avoidance of a given a government official la part Being Neglected by and can. lovely appearance the gentle Its two very bubbles, wholesale character in the United of his pay. e Ball SYndtcato. WNU Scrvic. pieces are young, cool and gurgling of the air as the pump States. But when the ia matter forces it out under the bottom of It may be accepted as a For Miss the whose When the President proposed the ftfeaUnlthe threat to American agricul- placed in the category of a moral the helmet, and assured that the rest c,enters about matinee go- truth that a farmer who ture of degeneration into peasantissue, it must be examined in a tax investigation, he said that he be-- , igs-o- n, to there s a dashing shorter a meeting of his local co- ry. But that problem is goes lieved were there different light. The President did Pick on operative in top hat, white tie and nizes as an economic ratherrecog - 8WeiV?1i,era .only fa lenBth. and not miltalk tax about in than many god hia evasion Cecil Rhodes Knew tails is not a peasant On the a cultural one. Given the picturesque in mar-tha- t eilf message; he talked about tax avoidBig Ones lions of dollars 1uisettei opporother or organdie. can it se- tunity to maintain a comfortable ance. Tax evasion is be hand, Dont Neglect Them 1 dimity, hardly could be Little About America and forced into the federal treasury as riously contended that this sar- standard of living in reasonable immoral. Tax avoidanceillegal A Tip for Tea Time. N'm Mmtd th kidneys to da a is purely a result of torviliw fab. Thdr usk Is to kup the torial extremity is a sine qua non security, the farmer will not neg- and simply the When youre keeping up with such inquiry. His ac- -, Howies Need Emm free of on anus arrangement by an of The fact that there are today of a cultured rural life. The farm- lect tMietapuritlu. The act ol Uvlnf U the cultural and so that he pays the low- tion followed sweeping orders Issued the Joneses, wear this stylish all individual amensocial more Rhodes scholars from the er and his wife dont have to doll ities which eowNantly produdns wut to internal occasion revenue est tax dress. with will auIt do he can and still complies it. agents and toetMT the, kidney mum remove Iram go great United States at Oxford than from up like Fred Astaire and hfaod lf rood health la to andunt ditori to review every Income tax ; things for you socially, and, Ginger Rural life, it seems to us, is with the law. Whes the all the British dominions put to- Rogers in order to prove that fell to (enetlea with utmost the I am care. to inclined Nature will it The biendedithei fa rateatfaa they side cut uratively with speaking, less those naturally formal, more demod gether, is due to an extraordinary arent peasants. wed that body-witone and in Inches die. may of agents from who those auditors, have will congress cratic than urban life, but not course, criticized the high spots and Siam. One may eager nactins fc error on the part of Cecil Rhodes. over go the Mrs. Maud E. Nuquist says for that reason lacking returns make on President filed the attitude he asyou feel pounds lighter, by the enptrdetent beaded ettZke o( diSSZ in those He believed there were still farmers leUin ep aiht.ewdlint, pnOnme dress like that in Den- qualities which make for a worth- sumed. As long aa congress tells tire list of income tax payers, little j Think of what that means to chic under ths syw-t- oH tiwd. nerwNLia only the original thirteen states in mark. But she mentions it to il- while culture. Where rough edges an Individual, through the language sa well as big, but the congressional nd comfort when things get hot the Union of America," says lustrate a nr of out a will Frrqnnt be devoted investigation that he burning Minty we law, must pay ao much your way. Dark sheer crepe only to Sarah Gertrude Millin in her bi- than to point it take it, rather remain, they tend to be worked tax and some of the men called the material that lends is as a custom the smooth to Mr. suggest If prescribes conditions. by time. conThere a by is top ography of Rhodes. Nor did the be adopted Tbs recognised and by our farmers. The tinuous striving to achieve great- that individual complies with that Roosevelt, economic royalists." it charm to this creation. solicitor who drew up his will, is obvious direction she that is of rid of point is cannot set congress desirahe er the does not congress, making go attractiveness in the farm Fore and Aft. know better." commit a crime when he pays only into all returns so congress will pick bility of community activity to home and the farm premises withand toays uniorw yearn d public approval Arc In assigning his scholarships, promote the cultural on the big ones because those men arts and so- out trading comfort for artificial- that much tax. to go is this new spectator ready SmeTgotd UeUBlmg More.' frock Rhodes alloted so many for each cial graces as a means of will have out iff names, which am I And the standard of educaconstrained to support my good ity. ror young women and those who . state and colony and a compli- from a tendency toward a escape tion headlines peasant constantly arises. Illiteracy view in this Instance with the lan- written. want to turn back the clock. With , mentary few for Germany. Kan- way of life. is virtually nonexistent. Omaha guage of the late Mr, Justice Oliver number handy theres no need sas City Star. The Treasury had a different idea A great deal has been said about World Herald. Wendell Holmes who, aa a member I 8bout th 'Mch conof the Supreme' court !to investig.tion JJJ? theUnited undLrtook President. ' States, gained probably as much you're .pSrt., respect as any man who ever sat or society. It is becomon the highest bench. Mr. Justice templated a number of secret hear-- ! Jamesa as .a ,un tan as aimP1 to sew Holmes said in a decision of the ing, star chamber sessions, and 1 8 88 be and 8 cinch believe knows 21 everyone court years ago and now strangewhat can f not make a car- be had in a star chamber session A launder; ly apropos the following words; copy Ior the with bureaucrats operating with all orning after? We do not speak of evasion, beMELVWI PURVIS RECEIVES of the powers they possess in our Remember summer chic depends MELVIN PURVIS rofcla when cause, the law draws a one line, letter from uPn the company your wardrobe PHOTOGRAPHY HIS SECRET OPERATORS op a case is on one side of it or on the government Wants Yon to Join His NEW 1937 CORPS OF SECRET OPERATORS Word of the Treasury ideas did kfeP.8 ?? sure. it,g amP1y BUP- if on the safe side it is other, and with cool convenient not please congressional leaders plied none the worse legally that a perROLLS DEVELOPED th young lawyer who became EWVdUa, SprtetaSdueble weight enleiweewote Ik ,;3 son hai availed himself to the lull and they very quirkly put their foot C'Man, and directed the capture of or soar choice of Is nrinu nllbuat The down on the scheme. Patterns. Unger, Pretty Boy" Floyd, Baby Face Nelaon Of course, sale nrawmc lie cole. Ueprtnte lose. of what the law permits. When an . morimwist PNore ubiuicr .3 and many other. Pattern 1291 is designed in sizes act is condemned as an evasion, members of the house and senate ' Melvin Purvis, who founded the Junior 12 would to 20 figured not 38 to they (30 in b,M the (hare 14 Size bust). what is meant is that it is on the emA 4reM new organization, called dto political benefits unless they did the requires 6 yards of 35 or 39 inch Mdvln Purrte wrong side of the line indicated by wrt.nw Patrol. Member are 1 hear much cominvestigating. Secret Operator. They have material. Size 14, walking length, the policy, if not by the mere letter, ment to code, pawword. SALT LAKE'S NEWEST HOSTELRY and special equipment. Here 1 peclal the effect however, that requires 5 Mi yards. one of many adventure. of the law. an JUttUb in the manner con-- 1 investigation Iana 7?,"? toconfidential Secret Opera ton Filee 1847 Pattern ia designed in sizes Again and again, courts have held published had decided to make it is prove that CRIME DOES NOT PAY! Oar Mby Is deUghtfaUy air a i that a citizen may employ any le- grass iydt,Ai much preferable to the star cham- - i ceded daring the means" available to him to di- ber proceedings whicii the gal SO SECRET OPERATOR JONES WANTS Kettle ter Keen Isas Treasury dal Fargo, the bank robber, bad minish the tax which he must pay. i NOO TO KNOW HOW TO PICK UP proposed. boarded a train at a coast town ... but whea A 'LOST It would seem then that Mr. We Roos I mentioned that ths congression- -' quickly stopTRAIL. EH? WELL, THEBE ARE LOTS ' velts message used rather ill cho- al committee is OF WAYS A FUGITIVE CAN COVER ped the train and dealing only with UP sen and ill advised language when, HIS TRACKS. HERE'S ONE OF THE picked up Faigoe "big names. The reason for this is in dealing with questions of tax CLEVEREST RUSES I EVER CAM HD trail. He waa headplain. It would do no good at all he sought to make it ap- in a publicity way for the avoidance, ing for Suicide congres- pear that it was wrong for a citizen sional groups to call in some small Rock, a great dlff to to his own money. try that Jute out Into taxpayer who, by availing himself of the privilrges of the law. had the ocean. Wa figQClpQ It has been rather interesting to been able to reduce his total tax to ured he didnt have note the type of outbursts, editorial a comparatively few dollars. On the a chance to escape Mrs. Charles ua up then . . and verbal, that other hand. If a big business man, HOTEL jLf an economic royalist, claims all of Evens Hughes has come aa a meteage the and deductions that Stir suit of Mr. Roose- the exemptions H TnOTICIP I GUESS THIS IS THE END'S THAI THE EVHar ' velts tax mes- downlaw specifies and thereby cuts WAIT A Bp rootPRSIT his WAS EBSUlNMI 1NE tax, he becomes the subOF THE TRAIL. CHEF Froseo Strawberries. sage. These outbursts have continHetme $1M tm SXOO MINUnI HKL... AND I SHEW THAT MMN A HE MUST HAVE JUMPED ued partly because the President ject or the target for much bally1 quart Mash THERE) add strawberries, HINT IS KEPEa THAN IMlOESUr Off suicide rock to 81 The Ketal Twyla Swan fees asked congress to make an Investi- hoo about tax avoidance. I do not 1 cupfuls of SOMETHING WWW he WALKS BAQIWAMHE sugar and the see the difference. DEATH m THOSE gation of tax avoidance where some FUNNY of a lemon, stand aside forjuice will etwaynfMItln DEEPED. IMMiOWIHy pbewYea one THAT MHO iimmmmd very large taxpayers are involved. famjwwtojMwfaetobhi Since the President finds himself hour, then add 1 pint of water, "IMMStMNFOaiPMfU Of course, congrs is going to do Seen eelmtal why thla hotel lei turn in a deadlock with congm,, on " freefer and UN vm0-his HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that because it a I give congrats, icaream- - Turn or at least certain individual memT" m eyyeeeleta why i PTes Work proposal to "his 1 fasher Frozen straw-wiy. ' tee mmrkmteMmeammteUee jtLcesof bers, an opportunity for publicity. be In may served own on Congreee punch And they do not overlook opportuchoosing to 'cream on top, or plain. ERNEST C ROSSITER, Mgr. the Supreme court nities for publicity. WNU Service. of the United he States, has Since the diacusaion of tax questurned to a new approach in tions has continued on the basis of dealing with the projected investigation. It has the legislative situation. He has suddenly loaded congrats down with THAT STORY POINTS ' A CRISP, DELICIOUS given plenty of writers an opportuLIKE work. This is to be ...raisMusTKNowwHENl distinguished nity to express their opinion in deBy Fred Neher from the course he hat followed in A TRAIL SUDDENLY END tail Many of these critics have be- the BEWARE OF BREAKFAST TREAT I earlier AN AMBUSH! WELL. WEU. I SEE of hia years tenure when come quite personal in their assault TWJ he submitted only one SECRET OPERATORS HA of boys and girls call EATEN UP upon Mr. Roosevelt and their biting legislative MILLIONS THOSE POST TOASTIES the better corn observations are doing him no good suggestion at a time. Now, in addition to the flakes" For Poet Toasties are court repolitically at all. In fact, I have made only from the sweet, tender heard aome rumblings beneath the organization proposal there la before congress the surface to the effect that his tax little hearte of the corn, where most of the flavor Is stored. And reorganization plan, the message hat hurt him aa much pothese tasty, golden-brow- n litically aa hia proposal to add six billion dollar alum clearance and flakes are house building, form new justices of hia own toasted double-cris- p, tenancy bill so they will choosing to the Supreme court of the United and a highly controversial their piece of keep crunchy goodness longer legislation proposing to establish States. In milk or cream. Get Post Toasties minimum wages and maximum Probably the worst of these critiright away the cisms appeared in the Washington houri for labor. These are. in addiprice is low. A of tion. course, to the tax revision Evening Star, a newspaper that selPost Cereal-ma- de dom takes a bitter stand on proposition I have discussed above Genany by question. Usually, its position is a1d tbf a"nfuaI appropriation bills eral Foods. confined to the presentation of both wirn the billion and a half relief CONTAINING SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS sides of the argument But it was fund measure. W CtlMt WKCTION...HOW Ww'psoImiSrmSsy1 Western 6 Newepapor Union. or au my wondiIISl??? I2SSJLa,w-- U0 W ,tCMT OFESAT0S.JUST SEND THE COUPON I UOW. Rug J ggp POST TOASTIES ttritABr.rntt History of Astrology Had Moat of the monarch of those days had Beginning in Old Babylon ed the stars read before they startupon any plan or fight, says LonAstrology is the MeM Purvis science" of don Answers Magazine. Astrology reading the (ate of human beings in mut not be Creek, Mkhlm I TdmHhj Batlla confused with astronoI jwd08l.....,fld the atari. Hwc TcMRici NcklMM Astrology has a very my, which la the science and study long history; the first attempts to of the SOYS SHIELD (u SECSET 0PEM-Tor- s heavenly bodies and their re-l- a read the future by this means were I iciD.csarsHiiis BINS. 24- tion to the earth. This also waa ( Abort) . shield made by the Babylonians, and a CUM sold haiih, I subject studied by the ancient indMcIriiPt fri, pucotim pauses Mtauo thence to sop sdjwubls to India spread and China. SECSET OPEIS. Nisn. Sam FKU far the Seventh earIy TOWS MANUAL mm FR EE far 2 It reached Europe in the Middle I f 8 d Putt 4 Pm To I Addm. century B. C atudent began the Touciet psdusMopA and ages, became so prevalent that, Pickufrtops. of separating the true science in the Fifteenth century, no court tak of astronomy from the pseudo-sciencL. 'OZZZI waa complete without its "U S. A.) e astrologer. of astrology. 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