Progressive Opinion | 1941-08-15 | Page 2 | A Bit on the Hunorous Side

WW i No Waiting Kidder Which end of a cow gti. i up first? li Chugwater My experience j buying beef is that both ends 0 the animal rise at the same timf' The growls of a bear Wet( j broadcast the other afternoot c( from a zoo, and in some hon t) tiny tots were heard to reman ir that Daddy had come home early, j. Boss Here Defense Plant Foreman No then, hurry up. ' - Worker All right, boss. But ?' Rome wasn't built in a day. " Defense Plant Foreman Maybj 11 not. But I wasn't foreman on that job. Still One Stranger (watching boy fishing) :How many have you caught, SSonnyny-When I get another, I'll have one. Tough Game NO GIFT OF TONGUE Hubby-I still Ioveyou more than tongue can tell. Wifey Well, say it with gifts. Considerate Tom Hi, what's the idea of wearing my raincoat? Tim Well, you wouldn t hKe your new suit to get wet, would you?