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Show Confusing "But why do you always look puzzled when I say I'm a self-made self-made man?" "I just can t decide whether you're bragging or apologizing." His Trouble "My advice to you, colonel, is to go through the movements of driving without with-out using the ball," said the golf instructor. in-structor. "My dear fellow," answered the colonel, "that's precisely what I'm trying try-ing to overcome!" DRESSING FOR IT M&mt An Clara: Goin' t' propose t' Sis t' night? Percy Why? Clara Sis is wondering whether to wear her dress wit' de turn- down collar. Hard to Raise Brown Why has Jones carried that mortgage on his house so long? Smith Because he can't lift it, I guess. There's one fellow who can fool all the women all the time. He's the one who changes the fashions. Out to Get Him "Now, my man," said the judge, "you know that under our system of jurisprudence you are presumed pre-sumed to be innocent." "Then," replied the defendant, "why all this effort to convict me?" |