Show A chicago elevator with live five passengers fell four stories As the passengers were all politicians no one wa F hurt uncle sam admires shakespeare it la is true but he Is not ready to accept the english bard as a substitute tor for jimmy ohrne on rne I 1 jupiter pluvius seems to have a grudge against the new woman as he loosed a terrific cloudburst over ulo bloomer m wis last week the indiana preacher who refuses to leave in response to the request lf ct a portion of his congregation appears to be lacking of a christian resignation tinn mrs pussy toddles the mast mississippi lady constable doubtless knows eno enough kgb I 1 about furniture to throw it out when I 1 luty calls her to that distressing task if cubans were as well supplied with arms and ammunition as the spaniards the spanish army would be driven 1 from the island before three months pass I 1 the report port that americans has hao shelled a town in cuba proves to have been exaggerated rated there was only one american and he used only three hells I 1 water has never been thought much i I 1 of in new york but when the power of niagara is turned on the Got may begin to think there is something in it spain professes the utmost for the united states this rather reminds one af t the whipped schoolboy who comes to school the next day with an apple far i the teacher atlantic steamship comp aies have advanced the transportation rates on gold but this will not prevent any of our tourists from returning nome home at the time they expected beloit kan has a hen that laid an am egg on one side of whose shell appears I 1 he ae dial of a clock in raised characters I 1 she is probably getting ready to strike tor for having to lay eggs on tick I 1 I 1 there is an accumulation of evidence eviden ct I 1 that hat the war is over jeff davis nephew i was shot and mortally wounded at a parts paris ky because he refused to trust i a man for a drink of whisky I 1 1 the opera singer at albany who tested I 1 her lung power by yelling in the ear of a big st bernard dog deserved to be bitten but probably the animal i regretted his hia precipitation a moment later dr hall believes that parrots have a future existence if monkeys also survive the earth life are we to sup suppose pose that the parrots and the monkeys have the same kind of a time they occasionally 1 I 1 have here I 1 I 1 A chicago aeronaut fell feet from 1 his balloon in an accident landed on a j 1 railroad track and escaped injury I 1 some favorite sons would like to learn I 1 j that trick and a railroad track would be a suitable landing place I 1 I 1 it is announced at dayton ohio that 1 burial pier permits mits will be refused where I 1 deaths have occurred under christian j science treatment it might be more I 1 satisfactory to the patient to pre prevent vent I 1 I 1 such treatment and give him therefore some chance to live I 1 A week or two ago a paragraph appeared 1 in several of the london papers papera I 1 giving an account of an accident that had occurred in sloane street A woman 1 riding upon a bicycle nad had according to this come into collision with an omnibus and the lady lost her head at once the report became current that 1 A woman had bad been decapitated in 1 sloane street and this week several ot 0 the papers declare that terrible aci ci dents have recently occurred but the j bicycle kanuf manufacturers have bribed the coroners to suppress the reports of the inquest these papers specially de d mand the report of the inquest upon th ir I 1 aladj who lost her head I 1 rudyard kipling Is now quarrelling I 1 with his brother in law it would pay I 1 the public either to hire a man for mr kippings Kip lings exclusive use when he wash wishes I 1 to quarrel or to send bend the young man a specialist st on dyspepsia 1 4 A chicago man lent his wheel the other day to a girl wearing a pair ol of bloomer llo omers instead of returning as she promised the bloomer girl sped away and the owner of the wheel had a long chase before he recovered his property thus it is seen been that thai hom homeliness eUness of dress l no m indication cf at honesty I 1 I 1 1 r if I ki I 1 XV X V iier V 1 i A I 1 a r il i iz e I 1 t t i A 4 te |