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Show TULTTOE CAROL GUBZR OBITER FOSTER HALL It is nice to see the bright and Well, April has finally arrived, and that means only one thing to me, that there is only shining faces of Byron- Burmis-te- r and Paul Martiniw back in the dorm for a short stay. - The dorm is out for sport; we one more column of this nonsense for me to worry about have the equipment for ping-ponand the idea for a softball as to where Im going to swipe my material from. This month team was just ready to bloom as I have several definitions for the Campus Crier went to press. collected by a We are even going to purchase you newspaperman named Dan Par- some equipment for softball. It seems that Farr broke his glasses ker. Here goes: Launch The midday meal. at one of the dorm softball pracCult What you catch when tices. He ran into Gordon Lambsorf. Sad, isnt it? you sit in a draft. Rabid An animal bsed in . Most of Foster Half seems to be interested in either track or making hasenpfeffer. . tennis. Bob Christenson is one Foist Ahead of all the rest. of the returning lettermen warmVaunt To. desire something. ing up for any, competition When something Hoyden pains you. . Hitch When you gotta Vie When you ask some- scratch, You got the hitch. body the reason. ' Now here are some which may Vassal A boat, already. contribute to your understandPeeler What you rest your ing of the medical lingo which head on. we nurses often unthinkingly Peek To grab with the finthrow around. ' gers, like a berry. Blot fluid thats in our Red Hobble One a day keeps the bodies. . doctor away. Villain Ready to do what Wanes What the blot flows ' . through. you ask. Hark A boat Noah sailed Clod When you cut your on. hand, it forms a blot clod. Reach Have lots of money. I guess thats enough for one , West You get one with a time. The truth of the matter, three-piec- e suit; Poise What 'you keep your as you've probably gathered by now, is that those were not jpuns money in. Vendor A pane of glass you but I have to say something at the beginning of this column to look through. someone to read it. (I also Goggle What you do with get had to put that last statement a sore throat. Toot What you chew with. in so that you wouldnt think I Wail A covering for the didn't really know what a pun is. Just ask some of the kids face. g Torch To put your finger about the man who in the store window at the three on something. Ranch To wash in' clean ..suitcases.) g, pun-lover- s, . -- j? Betty: Did you hear about the man who sat up all night trying to figure out where the sun went when it went down! Olive: No, what happened! Betty: It finally dawned on him. The truth of the whole Your old man. An old cowboy went to the city and registered at .a hotel for the first time in his life. The clerk asked him if he wanted a room with running water. down in a minute. Science Professor: What always results when a body is immersed in water! Coed: The telephone rings. Heck, mol the cowboy yelled. What do you think I am, a trout! Pat was determined to pass by his favorite tavern on his way home. As he. approached, he came somewhat shaky, but, steeling himself, he passed on. Then after going about fifty yards, he available, and Wayne Halstead is an aspiring sophomore who took the tennis course and is trying out. Elliot Haynes is developing his shoulders, too, for the tennis racket. I notice that Dick Smith has been running around the track. He plans to run the 440 which he did at Davis last year in 57 seconds. Gebo is pounding the cinders, too, and Rod Flint checked out some sweat pants. All in all this year's dorm talent is really working up a sweat. 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Peaches What Bob Feller , getting paid, anyway. So long, kids, and dont let does. Oily When you get there that old spring fever gee your cuts too far below par. ahead of time. Fodder A small boy told his mother he was going to be a preacher when he grew up. She asked him why he had decided on that profession. Ill have to go to church any- Husband (shouting upstairs to wife) : For the last time, Mary, are you coming! Wife: Havent I. been telling you for the last hour that Ill be was-lookin- water. turned and said to himself : Well done, Pat, me boy. Come back' and Ill treat ye. THE GAG BAG Reasonable Rates One Day Shirt Service O PROFESSIONAL CLEANERS 1647 South 11th East Dial J& A. 7-6392 At a large col- lege, the dean of women seveerly criticized the moral laxity of the . students, announcing to the students on Wednesday: The president and I have decided- to stop . necking on the campus. - I wish I was a widdo egg away up in a twee, I wish I was a widdo egg as wot-te- n as could be. And when some guy that I dislike .would pass beneath my twee, Id take my widdo wotten self and and dwop myself on he. I, guess, Ive lost another , pu- said the professor as his glass pil,rolled down the sink. eye Little boy, you mustnt Lady swear that way. Tough Lad Okay,, lady if know a better you way, what is it! Woodrow Wilson, despite his sober disposition, possessed a quick wit. One day during an animated conversation, his glasses slipped down perilously near the end of his nose. Your glasses are almost on your mouth, his companion warned. Thats all right, Mr. Wilson answered with a smile. I want to see what Im talking about. Mooney : I tell you, it was that long! I never saw such a fish! Payton: I believe you. Let Henry Dolt HENRYS BARBER SHOP For the Best Cut in Town , |