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Show PAGE FOUR THE WEBER HERALD Thursday, January 10, 1921 "And the night aha) be filled with music. And the cares that infest the day Shall fold their tents like the Arabs. And silently steal away. Longfellow. TUXEDOS EVEN at the most informal affairs the Tuxedo has come into its own. There's no excuse for any man or yountf man to be without one, especially when he can select a Suit so good and so moderately priced. $ 45 COME OVER TO THE COLLEGE INN FOR LUNCH Stationery Sale Everything Cheaper BRAMWELL'S Our New Plant is Entirely Finished We Invite Your Inspection Ogden Baking Company Watson-Flygare Hardware Company The WINCHESTER Store World's Standard Hardware 2414 Washington Ave. :: Telephone 90 OGDEN, UTAH 1 Meet Me Bareheaded NORMAN SIMS 25th St. at Wash. Ave. . - j O. A. PARMLEY, Mgr. TELEPHONE 175 DRY CLEANERS & DYERS 437 Twenty-Fifth Street OGDEN, UTAH 4 kUUIIUIIII UU ILII I I VI UUIII1 tic ECONOMY BUTTER-KIST POPCORN AND FRESH HAND MADE CANDIES At the Economy Butter Shop Phone 337 2576 Washington Ave. Ojden, Utah HARLEY-DAVIDSON SALES AND SERVICE COMPANY HARLEY MOTORCYCLES Pierce Bicycles & Accessories We Repair and Have Accessories for Motorcycles, Bicycles, Tricycles. Scissors Sharpened. Skates Sharpened. L. BURRUP Baby Cab Tires G. H. FAULKNER ft & & & & c S: ft ft ft ft ft I WASHINGTON MARKET ftftftftftftftftftftftftftftft.Mft g A. M. MILLER, Prop. g 2472 Washington Avenue Phone 2800 t ftftftftft:,Hftftftftftftftftft ftftftftftftftftftftftftftftft BABY APPAREL AND TOYS KIMONO HOUSE I Corner 24th and Grant Ave. Ogden, Utah I ft Where? Oh Where? Is Our Boys Association? WHERE is the BOY'S ASSOCIATION of which we have heard so much? Where is this noble band which craves protection during the present year? Think, boys, and remember that there are twelve long months before affairs will return to normalcy, and during these perilous times in the year 1924, otherwise known as Leap Year, what could serve to protect you better and more efficiently than such an association? In the words of Patterick Hennery, or one of our Sophomore orators (we forget which) "If ye hang not together, ye will surely hang separately." Say we that never have truer words been spoken. Not long ago we heard from good authority that the boys were intending to organize, that they might do great and marvelous things and succed in running the school despite the fact that they are outnumbered. Besides the organization effectively protecting the male populace against Leap Year, it will also be able to bring about some noble reforms. Boys, why not form a set of rules laying down the law regarding proposals, eligibility etc,?????? We do hereby present the following list of suggested changes which the Boy's Association might effect: 1. Stop Slim and the rest of the athletes from killing themselves with overstudy. 2. Force Dr. Lind to quit giving h i s students high marks, as we feel that this practice has a tendency to make them conceited. 3. Make Ruth Stewart be prepared once in a while. 4. Make the "W i 1 1 a g e Shieks" around school take out one girl 18 times, instead of 18 girls once. 5. Make Helen Wilson and Ray Poulter be sociable. 6. Invite one half of thte girls over to the west side of the assembly and deport one half of the fellows to the east side, that we might eliminate the noticeable lack of sociability in devotionals, which was commented upon by a recent speaker. 7. See that Jim Lindsay and his fellow playmates do not interfere with the traffic in the halls and clutter up the rooms with their blocks etc. 8. Plead with Bill and Gus to stop making the building so hot that we all think it is summer, and start slapping around for mosquitos. This is to take effect especially on Wednesdays. Boys, with such a complete and perfect regime mapped out for you, how can you hesitate? Think first of yourselves, (naturally) then of the designing women who may capture you. Realize what joy you will gain by looking into the eyes of one of those "Leap Year Sirens" and boldly saying, "I am sorry, Madam, but I belong to an association which prohibits such nonsense as proposals." This joy will be akin to that of making yourself useful to the world by carrying out the suggested reforms. Therefore, be it resolved that ye madly dash "President Tracy ward" and announce your desire to organize a Boy's Association. SUPT BENNION TALKS TO STUDENT BODY (Continued from Page 1) preciative. It is just a little thing but it tells a big story. Now what is your attitude? As you sit here, looking at the pictures of these men, are you wondering why they wore that cut of beard, or are you wondering if you will be the kind of men that they are. Do you appreciate what they have done for you? "The third reason why we should honor the Founders of Weber is that they gave us this opportunity of attending this school. In twenty-five years from now I wonder whose pictures will be on the wall. Let's go farther back than that say a century, when your great grandchildren will be here. Some of you may sometime be so honored. He spoke of the small beginnings of some of the great universities and then said, "The great universities are not necessarily the big universities."He expressed a desire that Weber would continue to grow and progress. LETTERS RECEIVED FROM FIRING LINE Owing to the fact that the members of the football team have been unusually quiet a-bout their adventures while on their trip, we have taken the liberty to interview some of their parents. From them a number of letters were graciously obtained, which clearly portray the feelings the boys experienced at Christmas time away from home. We have received permission to print the following three: J, J?. Jt. -V,. Phoenix, Ariz. Dec. 24, 1923. Mr. Chas. A. Halverson, Ogden, Utah. Dear Sir: Your letter received and contents noted. Didn't see any signs of a check or money. Ye Periwinckles! Do you want me to starve??? Cordially yours, Alton. (OOXXXOO) These are for Bridget. Phoenix, Dec. 24, 1923. Dear Ma: Gosh, I'm lonesome. I ain't seen a red-headed person on these streets all day. Everybody seems to have curley black hair. I can't sleep at nights either. The beds are all kinda short and there ain't nobody to tuck me in. There ain't any good looking girls here; there ain't any fun here; the winter sports club here is dead; and I bet-cha a dollar we don't have a turkey for dinner. I heard somebody say that people down here eat fried tortillas! Can you imagine eating a spider for Christmas?When we come back I wont never leave you no more. Your affectionate little son, Slim. Phoenix, Dec. 24, 1923. Dear Papa: I hope Santa won't forget me because I am away out here where there isn't any snow. I have been a good boy all year and I think old Saint Nicholas will remember me don't you? I want a new brand of complexion soap so I can keep school girl complexion. I also want a can of stove polish for my hair. Some of the boys go around with girls here, but I promised Mama that I wouldn't be naughty, so I go to bed at nine o'clock every evening. Tell Santa Claus to be good to me because I can't help it if I am in rough company I try to be good anyway. Get Santa to leave my presents and when I come back I will get them. Lots of XXXX and OOOO to you and Mama. Your darling child, . Hensley. WEBERITES LOSE TO PHOENIX (Continued from Page 1) ficulty to get his wind. Then the natives gained on him and downed him from behind. It was in this period that a long forward pass placed the ball on the Weber ten yard line. From this position it was carried over on a delayed end run, which was worked with precision by the southerners. Third Quarter: Weber received and immediately began a march down the field, which looked like sure victory to the friends of Weber. After carrying the ball from their own thirty yard line to the Phoenix twenty yard line they were held for downs. Couch tried a kick from plac-ment but because of the loss of energy the Weber line was penetrated and the kick was blocked. Phoenix made a few gains, then was held and forced to kick. Weber began another march into the enemies' territory. This invasion lacked the punch of the first of the quarter, the lack of breath beginning to tell a-gain. Phoenix then gained the ball and by a series of passes placed it on Weber's twenty yard line, from where they bucked it over for the second touchdown of the game. Millage kicked goal. Fourth Quarter: Weber had possession of the ball and for the first four or five plays after the brief interval of rest they easily plunged FLOYD STUART DRAWS LARGE MAP OF UTAH One of the largest maps of the State of Utah, possibly the largest, was displayed in our assembly hall during founders' day. It is the work of Floyd C. Stuart a graduate of the Weber "Hi" and president of the College Class of 1919-1920. The map is 8 feet by 12 feet. It contains all of the principal rivers, lakes, and creeks of the state; the towns of over 2U0 population, with their altitudes and the principal mountain peaks and canyons with their altitudes. By means of a "Key" all of the places named on the map can quickly and easily be found. A brief selective "Historical and Industrial Summary of Utah" is placed at the top of the map. It contains many tables and statistics which are of great value to one who is interested in Utah's growth. The names of the Governors of the State, the dates of their terms of office, the population of the State, the names of the various educational institutions and much other valuable information is written on the marginal spaces. There are also two small maps, one showing the location of irrigated land in the state and the other the location of all the mining districts.Mr. Stuart was engaged over four hundred and sixty one hours in the drawing of the map. It was commenced in April 1921 and finished in December 1923. It is a very excellent drawing and Mr. Stuart is to be commended for his work. We are glad to see a graduate of Weber merit success in such a worthy endeavor. through the Phoenix line. They were then held and forced to kick. The play was in the center of the field for most of this quarter. Late in the fram Smith of Weber was carried from the game un-consious and Coach Wilkinson, who had started at the beginning of the half, was removed on account of two broken ribs. Halverson was substituted for Wilkinson, Bramwell for Ha lliday and Halliday for Smith. A little later in the game Butcher replaced Blackburn at right guard. Bramwell being fresh was given the ball on three consecutive plays and made substantial gains until the atmosphere began to tell on him. Just before the end of the game Phoenix completed a forward pass from the thirty yard line which accounted for their final touchdown. Millage kicked goal. Score 20-0. The best performers for Weber were undoubtedly Smith and Couch, although the entire Weber team played exceptional ball. The Weber line's bright light was Barker at left end, Phoenix knowing that whenever they tried a run in his direction their chances were slim. Hales at center also played well for Weber, his passing of the ball being of the first order. Although the Weber team lost the game they won a victory in the number of friends they gained and the true sportsmanship they dis played. They played a brand of ball that will be long remembered by the Arizonians. The Phoenix football fans promised that if the necessary arrangements could be made that Weber would be the team to play at Phoenix next Christmas. Son of Israel "Abe, vy are you Maying mit your nose? Abe. "Just having some fun on my own hook, pappa." "Piano Madsen "Says Business is Great There are 6 Reasons why we Save You Money Come in and see our fine Pianos and Players g 'Dfits a It's the most vuluablctPiano in the World Lyric Music Co. I 2524 Washington Ave. j With Jonts Phonograph Store ft Informal Banquets Are Served To Strides. Every noon, at about twelve-thirty o'clock, the students of Weber College are banqueted royally at Doyle's Eating House. Mr. Doyle is the ideal host. He has his guests eat in relays. We, of Weber College, come in the second round to avoid contact with those of the surrounding schools who may get in our way. As soon as the bell rings, we rush madly for our many wraps, and when we are all ready to brave the cold noon air, and have our galoshes tightly wrapped around our respective legs, we go over to the banquet hall. We are crowded in about as closely as it is posible to be, and then 'Abey" has to get rough in order to control the crowd It is a common sight to see someone eating his neighbor's bowl of chili, or taking a grab at sonmeone's hot dog, that he may get it out of the way and see his own. The Sooners occupy the first (and incidently the best) table, which is at the front of the store. But for this, as for all things, "There's A Reason." The reason is tins: When people pass by, they look in the windows. Therefore "Abey" must prepare some effective advertising to attract the public eye. He serves those sitting by the windows with a much larger bowl of chili and puts about twice as much catsup on their tamales. No wonder that there occur so many fights over who is to occupy the first table. The Arabs, led by the worthy exalted Grand Master, order the strongest drink obtainable (which is, of course, a milkshake). Not long ago, they came in and found that their table had been taken. There was murder in their leader's green eyes. He marched boldly up to "Abey" and as he pointed out the offenders, his elongated frame "shook like seven joints of stovepipe." Finally, rather than sit at the counter with ordinary females, they walked out, and splurged their nickle at another store. Not long ago, the new Weber Shiek was treating four young ladies to beans and wafers at the favorite back table. One envious "counterite" remarked that Solomon in all his glory looked about as contented as a Sing Sing life-termer compared with' "Clix." One meek little youngster, not used to the rough and wicked ways of the city rubes modestly inquired of Mr. Doyle if he had any "frankfurter sandwiches." "Abey" looked at her quizzically, and asked what she meant. She started to repeat her order, but her appetite was completely lost when a husky Exchangeite came in, and slapping his dime down on the counter, yelled, "Gimme a couple a warm pups, and soak 'em." It is almost impossible for the average individual to conceive of some people "putting away" as much food as they do, at this place of eating. According to authentic reports, the Sooners', (sooner eat than sleep) menu for Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and all other school days is: Hot Dogs Catsup 'Mustard Tamales Crackers Catsup Chili Crackers Water Cream Puffs Milk Shakes Candy Toothpicks Water Napkins Etc., Etc., Etc. One bright boy (of necessity a member of the Niggers Club) came back from Mr. Doyle's the other day, and said he had surely gyped the company that time. When asked how he had accomplished this, he replied that he had had crackers, ducks, jam and soup, all for a dime. His hearers expressed the sentiment that Mr. Doyle was certainly getting generous, and asked how it happened. "Oh," replied the bright one, "I had some crackers, so I jammed them together and ducked them in my soup." Ileber "Say, have you met Lilliwhite?" Lucile P. "No, is she registered here?" FOR GOOD Wet Weather Shoes & Hi-Tops For Men and Women CALL AT THE Army & Navy Dept. Store 2303 Washington Avennc SPARGO'S CLEARANCE SALE It is worth your while to examine our display of 50 per cent discount offerings "Clothcraft" The greatest blue serge suit for men, made in America. 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Special policy maturing as an endowment for Sl.ijljO. at age 21. A good way to provide a Mission or College. FOR DETAILED INT "Ok 428 Ecdes-P. A. NI A Former Weber Teacher FOR MEN AND WOMEN BOYS AND GIRLS All of the standard policies.A special 3) Payment Life Policy maturing as an Endowment at age G5. The only policy with a greater cash surrender value than the money paid into it. MATIOX SEE Ok CALL HLSON Phone 203 A Present Weber Booster |