Show PAGE TWO STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH STATION T- TE HOOEY’ A wu-sc- - MARCH THURSDAY 1 1934 I Heard Around Q) the Campus over the vvrnvm j This column is for the use of the Student Life readers Any communications not libelous are welcome no matter what the subject No anonymous articles will be published CONGRATULATIONS THEATRES That— BOOKS and Saturday March 2 No doubt you who have bt Since Eve” and wondering if there were any Ann F-- s Utah ican novel's in William Phelps1 the opera chorus in their yrs There is nothing pathetic about make-up- s It seems that Exchanging his saddle and spurs of the finest novels of world h I wish to publicly congratulate acquired The Student Life however Elliott Elliott stamps along the in the small hot den of torture for a top hat and a wing collar tory you will be surprised as USAC of the music the does not with department necessarily agree halls and up stairs (two at once) where these men— many of whose George O’Brien will appear as a as happy to know that there for the marvelous performance of opinions expressed here They with one faces have never been forced to man about town in this new pic- two "The Scarlet Letter” by jj leg and one Trova-tore” "II Verdi's immortal opera are the individual ideas of the yellow-stic- k one which is as adroit suffer from anything more annoy- ture "Ever Since Eve” thaniel Hawthorne and “Huck writers as its partner And there is nothof mud— A young man finds himself a berry Finn" by Mark Twain the ing than a good coating This disproved presentation ing in those established shoulders "The Scarlet Letter" was y acquire their greasy new faces foster son to three gold miners It popular fallacy that grand opera or that affable grin to make you run ’em through like hash soon becomes necessary for him Phelps’ eighth choice and was they or "stuck is "high up” something one person cleans their faces to go east on some important er- ten in 1850 It was while Nathir pity him FOSTER SHOULD brow" to such an extent that a First cream next person rand Regardless of the watchful Hawthorne was working at v cold with number of people who profess to EL IS ANOTHER GOOD KID their faces with base next eye of his accompanying parent Custom House in Salem Mas CHANGE METHODS have no particular taste for the greases AROUND SCHOOL AND HIS one gives 'em rosy cheeks next George falls in love with a debut- cusetts that he found a packet co best music stated that they were LITTLE DOGGIES GET ALONG one pansies them with cupid bows ante He soon learns that she has taining an elaborate scarlet iej and the the story O K enraptured by O K — and so on There are eight inmarried him for his money but ‘A’’ It was around this that t fine way it was presented Dr Foster’s lecture the other day processes to not giving her a chance to explain builds the story of “The Scar! It is my opinion that in past creasingly maddening He hus light hair gently frizzled go through on the road to beauti- that she is really in love with him Letter" It is the best illuatrati was a bit disappointing to us We y years there has been too much mis- fication eye is not very big and he takes her back home where she to be found of a well written to all it in United His the taken enjoyed appeal right impression not very little and he thinks a and the three partners become The evolution of the story is f of the opera purpose columnist on the paper is just to the audience and his personality States as to It was on 'he first day that a chummy and the four of them ceedingly beautiful the style is nervy for words— even hig vivid in delivering the material are in- It is still a general belief that nighty male endured fairly well bring the young man to his senses near perfection as seems possibl is something opera ones— words I mean His hands are deed very until when his lips were smeared good But we felt that Mary Brian is ideally suited to the entensity of the tragedy is (f by the "four hundred" and not at then he hopefully inquired If maystrong and small and he has a Dr Foster role as the bride of O'Brien by all readers young and old b her wasted about me partially this is for all and It neat mouth El doesn't overwhelm by you be that wasn’t all? The reply was for her performance is a delightful one can read a dozen pages witho forty-fiv- e of minutes this the time reason that I think epera sung that his eyes were next to be fixed you with A PERSONALITY like a piece of work in entertaining us with his coming under the spell and no c in English clearlyenunciated mar- Then bevy of bass horns booming swolthat surprising 'all person this picture can outgrow the book with connection In stories and then velously sng and well acted len booms ill the afternoon in Auproceeded to summarize the whole is a vaudeville e in its journey "Huckleberry Finn” (1884) featuring the popugust—— he just feels like a good just when he was "getting down marks a annoying affair in two words to business’’ his band and re- none other than that which was was and some to which for the opera giving fella and that feels good place What he said was simply “Aw lar Ted Mack real information on the subject of really intended— that of providing view with one of the greatest fan and I have read and reread It hell!” written by Mark Twain It may dancers I COULDN'T GET HIM TO BE how the New Deal would effect enjoyment for “the people” too soon to place this work amoi the of student the college AVc on of Roy ones Maughan a lot today VIOLENT THOUGH THERE'S pull dirty the fifteen but it's steadily grown time was up and he had to quit NO FROTH ON HIM AT ALL the profs but just the same an and Sunday Monday Tuesday fame has all signs Here in Arpt When he stopped we had the feelEpsilon told me the other day that 4 5 6 7 "Hips Hips ica it is an authentic voice Well here’s what I know about ing that he had taken too much NO INVESTMENT if you laid ail the economists in Wednesday is as unique in Amerio El Tornley: He hates algebra— has time in telling us about the comithe world end to end they would Hooray” A gay and hilariously insane literature as Dickens is in Et never tasted B Shaw— he likes cal obswedness of some of the never reach a conclusion DIVIDENDS NO heroes land saga of two fishing and Bear Fiver is a slow prevailing conditions when he How awful to wake from slumber who let the world laugh with for river where you can get all the could have been giving us some and at them while they peddle lipsw cet No investment — no dividends carp you want— Jeff (what was of the interesting thoughts which he left out from lack of time sticks participate in a his last name now?) is an interestThat's a new way of saying it Heave over with a juicy sigh automobile race make love to And squint aerost the room and see ing subject for MY next interview If Dr Foster thought that we as anyway and wise crack I don’t remember just what the Your room-mat- e in your beautiful girls ’Why?”— ‘‘Well you know he sits garbed & is “Hip Hips Hooray’’ starraround in window sills with Fran college students needed to be kid- date problem was before the desoeks ami 'tie aily SIT? DO ded along for three quarters of Bert Wheeler and Robert Wool-se- y Fonnesbeck all the time — hey pression — I was rather young and I write poetry?) ran ing (Hump an hour before DON’T BE DISAPPOINTED down to outside of true story fiction I had How with Ruth Etting Dorothy sweet to waken in the morn We are looking fore ward to the appearance of Richard don’t put that in!" — “Yes that serious discussionsettling he has a mis- haa little real experience — but this Without one hit of Todd Lee and Thelma him makes or I doubt fear ORDER extremely unique” Haliburton at the college with extreme anticipation but we taken idea and his viewpoint should depression slogan— Stay at Home — And — sudden then to realize ‘Hips Hips Hooray” combines also are wondering just how the thousand or more other said the highly particular profes- be corrected EARLY! N TI SUITS Home— is at rather Play getting sion of Apple Polishing which is The furnace fire is all but out laughter music and glorious girls persons with the same idea going to get into the auditorium so stale and I suggest that we adopt around here U'li merPhone a vigorously mad said As we It’s thriving in Dr its before is Foster the one I mentioned before From what we have heard there are many townspeople who is a How sweet to waken in the morn game too subtle for El — he’s a a speaker and we would ry story of two energetic eccentrics If some of the freshmen don’t will want to hear the lecture 38 V 1st N Logan Hu! Practically every student who bum player — he isn’t worrying likecharming Without a rare to cumber to hear him again soon but understand who start out to build a carrier as what I mean let me knows anything about Haliburton and who doesn’t will about the masses— likes basketball when he comes to Utah again refer them to Monk and Joe who Then hurry to the phone and find vendors of flavored lipsticks The also want to hear him speak The question is — how will all and blue ties— and Sunday school we would like to offerState him this will give them a detailed explana- Some ass is calling the wrong boisterous clowns have as romanthese people get into our auditorium which has a seating — thinks he'll be an English major suggestion— treat the students as tion of number tic supports a remarkable selecwhat it all means and let —no doesn’t like-- ' debating— be- if capacity of a mere 800? tion of Hollywood's beauties and they were mature individuals me warn you in advance don’t let Hotel The other day I heard that the three new tuneful This is just another example added to the already long lieves in leaving that sort of thing capable of absorbing d them sell short or in other words song hits "Tired — don’t let them collect dividends other night after the Military ball of It All” list made up of college operas lectures and college dramatic clear to the woman— thinks slang Doin’ What on facts "Keep e — BAR— 'here vus one of these new is a potent and colorful part of a in advance presentations which show the inadequacies of the You’re Doin’” and "Keep Romance autos — an miles hour S W some speeding fifty language juicy examples L J S facilities for staging of entertainment at the college Alive” )ld Ileidleberg and St Pat cited up Logan canyon And every fifty feet the little trinket would hop Beer on Draft “Now what was your biggest adright up in the air about five feet WAY aw venture — gotta have a little blood A motor cop finally overtook the Ideal Place for Couples ” midget-moto- r and brought it to a About a week ago the nation’s leading educators held and thunder in this “I’m not sensitive about it aW Students Are Welcome! stop a convention in Cleveland to discuss the problems with There is no pleasure here below all!” Elliott said “What’s the big idea of that even skimming the Reading Two rather surprising statewhich they are confronted to I I didn’t mean that is without a flaw — and mor- book review pages one must soon car jumpin’ that 50 asked the ments were made to the group by prominent men in the THATtriedat all —say and just then Jon tals murmur as they go —There realize that publicity in literature cop educational work be a to law I goes into a is as important as publicity among cught fame In Who but Freddie Thompson CO Dr Henry C Morrison professor of education in Uni“Here’s my pal Jon —what’s my fine hotel and scan the bill of stage folk should project his head from the — the fare chef's been cheffing You the is as adventure know of Jon? following big answer: making Creation and window is Chicago but reported versity something wildly well and gorgeous things SALESMANSHIP is statement: “The schools today still persist in breaking faith more ahois me than I do “Why offiseher theresh nothing everything are there I hang a napkin from And incidental to salesmanship is wrong wish the car You see— I'fe with pupds students and the public in that we allow and my chin and order with a will-a- na the art in of getting yourself talked got — hie — the hiccups!” throw the victuals in with entourage young people to pursue their courses in the hope Jon said she — Well — she— “Well about the Thus of press agent and expectation that they will thereby come into white I’m not a bit sensitive and when energy and skill But ever— always as I chew— a sad thought fills my the publisher is as vital as the THE SCENE THAT INSPIRED collar jobs when we know or ought to know that only a I was seven down in where THE AUTHOR OF “SO NEAR Amalga — when I am done the bill is press agent of the actress Do very small percentage of them can ever attain that object” they make amalgamated sugar you soul It staggers one to think of what AND YET SO FAR APART” WAS — Programs due and that will take my roll Stationery The other statement came from Dr Thomas H Briggs know? I got my leg caught in a the older generation of authors SEEN IN PERSON AT THE This — dodgast haunting thought is He missed The New England school MILITARY BALL THE OTHER quoted buggy wheel” professor of education at Columbia University Favors the luck— stands like a by tor instance as follows: “Sincerity forces me reluctantly to declare Bryant Lowell Emer- NIGHT WHEN MAJOR Pretty soon I said: "Well gotta — it spoils the flavor of specter the duck that no inconsiderable part of the money the genius and have a conclusion now Isn’t there ana OH the pumpkin pie It makes son Holmes Longfellow Whittier (WITH THE WEIL 77 all wrote and published without BELT & Sons some glib gradiloquent statement the effort exnended on secondary and college education REDUCEABLE WAIST) my tea a bitter drink— and sours the of trained ? you boosting publicity AND ON LANKY WITH is worse than wasted for students are fed what gives sus- you could offer the press DANCED — — bowl of cream if ah my there men they lost in royalties FORTH AN EXCELLENT EXHI- MWBLWi tenance neither to them nor to society No credits are so know— starting ‘THE” BIGGEST were no bills— I think this life cs a What of being born ton BITION WE MAY REMARK OF result THING LIFE IN would be a scream frozen as many that are given by high schools and colleges soon is incalculable Takes Holmes He looked very unprofound as A DRINK OF WATER ROLLING the The facts are a professional scandal” white Pacific beach Along as an instance A modern pubhe thing in life I romp in bathing togs — and you lisher OVER A BARREL These ideas are straight foreward and somewhat sting- is tosaid: The biggest of the receiving manuscript get along with people — anil— will find no smoother peach in ail “The Complete Coverage of Sports and News Service s Wonderful ing but they express the views held by many educators for well and — get along” Psychology students please step the catalogs Into the wave I cast would have sent to the Shay” Call Res Phone a number of years but which have been suppressed because literary my frame— and there I swim and editors of the newspapers proof uq and explain about of the necessity of filling up the schools with practically — U I C Depot Office News Curtis Stand swim — till people on the shore sheets of graphic description how — There is no any type of students in order to make the schools pay for exclaim him for Died Dr grief Holmes in order to be sure of - - - —He's DID YOU KNOW THAT A DOG themselves However this attitude is gradually giving way ardent as a little boy — and his facts had apprenticed himself THROUGH HIS PERSPIRES to the fact that it is nonsense for every man and woman his hours are full of joy —without to a carriage maker and spent PANTS? a cracking care to go to college six months working in a livery “Draw the curtain the comedy But ever as I breast the sea to stable Educators are beginning to admit that outside of the is ended" —Rabelais There would have been Hoping you are the same The Best Place To Buy School Supplies financial benefits derived by the school there are no great "After I am dead you will find my sad soul I say —This sun will photograps of Dr Holmes laborI — loas hide a me learnand the off am I peel a Books - Magazines - Correct Stationery ing advantages of having every man and woman go to colloge ’Calais’ written upon my heart" coed tc ‘ — a I the difference be JAPANESE in — should between 1 seated ing jay Of Good Quality Mary Queen of Scots Wouldn’t it be better for a boy who is going to become w 'lie shade— with parasol and fan spoke and a hub HAND LAUNDRY “I am to Street take a great going Main Postoffice Opposite a mechanic to go to a trade school and learn mechanics than in Take Emerson In a moody into obscurity" — Thomas —end ample jog of lemonade and leap Special Bates to Students to go to college and make a futile attempt to learn the Hobbes n Proud stogies black and tan —but there moment he wrote “Good-bExcellent Service h( intricate points of economic laws and then after failing in "I suppose I am now becoming are damsels on the shore — and I World I'm Going Home” Just 68 VV 1st N Phone 403 Pi riust strive — as oft before —to har- that and somebody published it this to drift into mechanics haphazardly? The high schools a god” — Emperor Vespasian th should be able to determine those students which are ca“So the heart be right it is no vest their applause— and I must Opportunity knocked in vain A Phone 1 8(1 N Main 460 the price — by heck— my beak modern publisher would have pable of becoming good college students Why not then matter which way the head lies” pay Walter Raleigh (at his exe- is burning red— and there'll be sent to the newspapers free picH limit the colleges to this type of student and make these A II PALMER & SONS cution when asked on which side sores upon my neck—and blisters tures of Emerson’s home the one M real centers of learning schools to on which he was going Pictures my head Special Price To preferred to lay his head on ar Of course there are points to be advanced on the other he and Plumbing of his library his living-rooHeating And thus— in every mortal howl and the block) Students Li side of the argument too How is it to be determined which — — cf ointment there's a fly and be- the view from his back porch As “Now comes the Utah Wi Logan C students have the ability to progress beyond the present Henry Ward Beecher mystery” ing timorous of soul— we sit for Longfellow the publicity man br lax standards of college education? Great progress has been (Next to Lyric Theater) "I feel the flowers growing over around and sigh — we should enjoy of the modern publisher only up this life — that's right— in blithe wishes he had had the chance made in the last few years in the methods of vocational me”—Keats shape — but still we to put over “Hiawatha” Long It is not possible that similar steps could be “I fear gentlemen I am an un- End care-freguidance — hunt around for grief— and let no fellow photographed in war paint time adapted for determining the abilities of students in their conscionable woe escape GOOD in buffalo hunts at dog feasts WOOD Charles II relation to the benefits they would receive in college? and boosted in the Sunday press “Alas I am dying beyond my No matter how this situation is viewed it suggests that means” — Oscar Wilde “WRECK OF THE HESPERUS” under the headline “Is Harvard in the next decade or possibly sooner there will be seen a Professor to Marry Indian Pin (A Movie Version) “Don’t turn down the light” COAL P cess?” change in Ameican educational methods which will make Then smiling he added the words Jt was the schooner Hesperus And as for Thoreau the recluse the higher institutions of learning just what the name of a popular song of the day LET JOHN DO IT! That sailed the wintry sea lie would have had a implies and not places for the amusement of the young (1910) "I’fh’’ afraid to go home in And the Jap butler "Logan’s Expert Hatter” skipper's daughter trod rrd a power boat on Walden the dark’ — O Henry people of the country the deck Lake "Pity that should be cut that To bear him company has not committed treason” — & L 1931 There is no moment like the present The man who Sir Thomas More (Moving his The wind it blew the storm it In past years anchor chains v ere of forged wrought iron but dt will not execute his resolutions when they are fresh upon beard just before being beheadgrew Me No 9 North Main in the last five years cast steel has The seams they opened wide him can have no hope from them afterwards they will ed) le “I leave this world without a But the maiden smiled till the been used for that purpose Have your racket restrung when you buy it insures at be dissipated lost and perish in the hurry and scurry of regret”— Thoreau co skipper riled least the world or sunk in the slough of indolence at a month service you "I am not in the least afraid longer At her fixed expression cried: Rackets from — Marie Edgworth ha to die” — Darwin 1200 to $200 S do Restrings from "Strange but quite natural that “Why in you laugh as we break $200 to $600 half Drhuman beings should ponder on E in On the reef of Norman’s Woe? We Will Write Your Name in Gold or Silver our last days as if they were Today is yesterday’s pupil — Franklin tu do Vuiue not BILLIARD when in lies you Why the grin ship’s price alone FREE on Cibylline book3 though they lookall in? rior in quality alone But when ce ed with such insulting composure Each New Racket or Restring find you same do the Patience is bitter but its fruit sweet — Rousseau ha Why exactly you giggle so?” qualon the fireworks of the earlier PARLOR at a lower ity Tt that’s value! price volumes”— Goethe His daughter laughed as one gone Fe Becker's Beer - Ammunition The nation that has the schools has the future daft re Tackle The Fishing three white on the It was all that she could do stripes — Pis mark collar of a blue jacket’s jumper Alas poor maid! She F had learned Beer On Draught COl originally represented Nelson’s the trade 49a North Main Street Lve comeg unseen we only see it go h)( three famous victories— CopenhaOf a MOVIE INGENUE - Utah lo Logan 38 Austin Dobson YOU KNOW “AL” gen The Nile ami Trafalgar all —Jean Linker sdnrfcr HOO’S HOO LV HOOEY Smith-fiel306 Thornley Elliott d TO OPERA CAST Our hearts go out in sympathy Friday "Ever of and 3 newly vaudeville at this time to the male kind hlue-gra- mile-ston- n Scheby Cleaners Tailors cross-count- WHERE WE y New Temple straight-forewar- preset WHICH pee-we- EDUCATION FLIES IN THE OINTMENT SALESMANSHIP GOODYEAR SHOE REPAIR East Center Get Results We’re Not Preachers -- But We Save Soles WHOSE-E-WHATZI- PRINTING T North Main J P Smith READ TIIE DESERET NEWS One-Hos- sleep-talke- They Saying WILKINSON’S SHOE REPAIRING TROTMAN e Ladies’ and Gents’ Hat Cleaning Our Specialty John’s Hat Shine Parlor Dr I W Smith Smith EXTRA KINDLING and Blazes Hot Dry CITY COMPANY SEE OUR LINE OF RACKET FRAMES OWL Smith Dental AL’S Offiee West Center Bike and Sporting Goods co fca |