Show STUDENT LIFE PAGE TWO 44'44l4444444 4444 4 MILITARISM it ringing night and day and so I button on my suit and try to learn just how to shoot just how to march and do “squad right” and how to keep my Springfield bright — In fact I march around all day for if I don’t arms in proper style and double there's blank to pay I pre-sequick a half a mile “But darn it all” I sometimes say “does this “Prepare ye row!” the prophets say they keep 4 4 4 nt tomfoolery really pay?” Suppose King George would want to fight and sneak out here some foggy night or should Great Wilhelm tly across like Collie's ancient albetross r should Poincare with snow white frills seek out the bull frogs in our rills: or shculd the short and stubby Jap flop down his soldiers in our lap what then ye war lords pray what then? You say we’d need ten million men? Nay nay not s Pa Luke’s enough to handle all those Tommies rough and if perchance he’d break some bones he’d call on Sheriff Davy Jones Hu I’ah our distant friends will never come and if they did O joy what fun! Our I’ncle Sam with cunning smile would boot those gentry near a mile and when they lit to seal the bond he’d kick them clean across the pond MACE WALTON 4 4- 4- - 4 4 4- - 4 4 4- 4- 4- - 4 4- - 4 4- 4- - SEEN YOURS” Funny thing about college It it is a isn’t merely an education while life in itself You enter it unknown and tiny — just a Freshman with no rights on earth You work and toil and suffer — and fall in love — and climb and rise to fame When you are a Senior if you have good luck you are one of the biggest things in the whole world — for there isn’t any world but the camFreshmen look up pus at college to you and admire men who are big enough to talk toy ou The Sophomores may sneer at faculties and kings but they wouldn’t think of sassing you Of course you know that somewhere in the dim nebulous outside there is a President of the United States who is quite a party in his way but after all he is only a little man who really doesn’t know Logan 2nd Hand Store Furniture and Stoves Cheap and Durable for Light Housekeeping NILS P ANDERSON Prop Phone 106 P 0 Box 345 0 West First North SL 26-3- BOOSTERS INN WHERE YOU RELISH WHAT YOU EAT GOOD AND A C QUICK SERVICE STRATTON much about running a government Right now you Seniors are a bunch of bright young chaps with a glorious college past and a wonderful future full of rich opportunities But you’ve got a nice time coming Leaving college in search of a job is like taking a high dive from the halls of fame into an ice water tank Think of this and be cheerful Just now you are the wonders of the college you’ll he a nameless frequenter of the busy street useful only for the street car companies to shake down for nickles Now to return again SAYINGS OF E 1 p UJEY ou 11 get out of if as the road for a man who looks “Sham caff” he had a job and was in a hurry “Happy Go Rockaby” You’ll envy a messenger boy with a if “Humpheries is the tin man” job and a future you’ll wonder “You need a doll to play are boards of school I residents “Hankety Klanky Bank really carnivrous or only pretend to shake as the as tall feel college You up" he shrink will y hut were it w it “If you tower afuntil before long You'll shrink pose” “If you are going to do what you ter a long hard day with about to s it have in will you’ll have to hum” nine to climb up on tq of the dresser look at yourself in the glass Take a man of sixty with a perfore chore boys 4 Commence- ment over and college life passed there is nothing left but to become a senator or run a darned old trust You leave the campus to-da- turn-down- manent place in “Who's Who” and a large circle of people who believe that he has some influence with the e Then let him and sun-ssuddenly find himself a hoy with an appetite for assets and let him learn that it isn't considered even an impertinence to spank him whenever lie tries to mix in and I don’t believe he air his opinions would be much more shocked than the college man who finds at the conclusion of a gloricus four-yeslosh in fame that he is really just about to begin life and that the first thing he must learn is to keep out from under foot and say “Yes sir” when the boss barks at him It is a painful thing dear Senior It took me about a year to thiuu of it without saying “ouch” But college graduates arp fine fellows after thy-Fings reduced to norma Jr j matter what the: it until jut' always content thing better coniqs their Yotm-- dare not complain the jprid have in their past nevsntell of the disadvantagt 'their present employment et sun-ris- ten-year-o- ld Hart Schaffner &Marx ar Copyright Ilirt SLi"!: X ' Hi’ Make The Hart !! Schaffner & Marx i j ! j -- j j £tore your Store You can’t go wrong there taking cari not to step on any of the buildings F R ESI I MAN and go into the world pretty blue With apologies to George Fitch because you’re through with about RU E SIT FE everything worth white and you MORRELL She (pointing to a noted blood wonder if you can stand to toil away making history eleven months specialist) — Who is that distinguin the year with only time to hang ished looking man? He — Oh that’s only a circulation around college a few weeks in You're done with manager spring or fall real life You’re an old man you’ve seen it all and it sometimes tak(s you two weeks or more to recover and decide that after all a great career may be almost as interesting in a way as college itself So you buck up and decide to accept the West - - - - Logan career — and that’s where you begin to catch on to the general drift f the universe in real earnest COMPANY LOGAN ARMS & SPORTING-GOODThe day after you have made this decision you will make the rounds of places that you think will ATHLETIC ANI) SPORTING GOODS be delighted to give you a job with Smith Barker Remington Winchester Shot Guns Winchester Repaint one hand on that college diploma Ington and Marlin Rifles and Ammunition Expert GunTackle Boots and Shoes Fishing Hunting Canvas Clothing and the other prepared to emphaBicycles and Motorcycles Eastman Kodaks and Suppi8size the story of yur strong young life But before you begin you’ll go away Yep that’s wlmt will happen to The first three days you'll you spend your time trying to haul out that diploma the fourth day you’ll I’ve known put it In your trunk Why pay more for your CLOTHING & SHOES men to cut ’em up for shaving paYou’ll also stop trying to tell per you the story of your life and in about a week you’ll be wondering why Buy for less you have been allowed to live so THE CLOTHING (ft LARSEN & MARWEDEL TAILORS 46 First North S ROYAL SHOE SHINING PARLOR No 7 North Main Utah Seven Shines for 30c The Ripht Coeds Right Prices at the Fonnesbeck Knitting Works Arimo Block Lojran WILLIAM CURRELL (The Rexall Transfer Man) Calls Answered Promptly Phone 1 and 2 — “The Rexall Store” Phone 456-- W — Residence PRICES REASONABLE LOO AN - UTAH - See Stoney The Students Friend When rgnf long in two weeks after you start your search an ordinary farmer will look as big as a senator and you’ll even begin t get bashful be-- j can at COME AND RE CONVINCED |