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Show 7 ' V - ,r. i WiT: . v. s 7r .,. 'h Ah. . . ' f;J- HEHJ AND THERE 'i . :. - . u . A miser, my tonr," answered the diplomatic mother, as she glanced across the table at her husband, Is a man who thinks his wifes hat should not cost any more than his own. else-wer- e side-hoaid- - wjM ktTe anjr thinking Cholly capa- - Millinery Studio, BM CensUtetlen. , Vasal Toachoft Chicago, November 2 2d, 190L Messrs. Kent A Dooley, or Dooley A tablet Say, ma, queried "what is a miser? Dont overlook the Johnaon-Prat- t Drug Company when In want of any thing in that line. It la the moat prompt and reliable eatabliehment tn this neck of timber. Banks CHAB KENT, For Fain Benefit They were seated at the a hit thla paper here or a who want to keep their properly utocked up, can apI ply to no better or more aatlafaetory Coa. plaee than the Kentucky Liquor Ordera from any part of the conn- are promptly and properly attended - te ... Seme Opiniene of EWer A. N Mue- There la no better watch made In the aere Noted Publication. United Staten than BHaaona. Price for price he can beat the Uat, the aame Your argument la Multum In to Jewelry. Templeton building. Parvo. Ignorance cannot anawer it ? and Intelligence will not try." Or-ao- n Melba aang to a large audience Hyde. about 95.000 worth In the Tabernacle SaIt uke Clty uuki jMBi 17thf ltoi d d Mormona Mat evening. The tamed out In force and didnt hurt her Readers Of A His Net Equal-' Irish gentleman, an Capt Stevens, was wont to reward his car driver with a glass of whisky and gave tt to hint In an antique gleu, which did not contain as much as cabby Thats a very quare wished for. Yea. resaid Hsl captain, glass, blown thats Stevens, plied Capt. says the Why, captain, glass. carman, "the man must have been abort in the breath that blew that" "RACK SUICIDE. . V Various Valuations. By Jove, Id like to chastise those reporters. Kent, or whichever one of yon that When the Rones Bloom ing South Main Street Salt Lake City, Utah .116 Again. Dear Sir: I have heard you slag the above bountiful and affecting song several times daring thla week at The Haymarket, aad have taken la number of friends, ladles and gentlemen, refined and competent to Judge of what la good singing style, method, phrasing, etc, aad all say your rendering of the song referred to la a I have GREAT MUSICAL TREAT. heard very many singers In my time, balladlata, operatic stars, mbutrela of all grades, professional sad unprofessional. and have rarely been affected so pleasantly as when hearing, you sing this gem, When the Rosen Bloom Reggy Why so? Cholly We have been Insulted. The other day the Bremen rescued us fellows from the burning clubhouse, and to. Reading the condition of affairs la now the have the account e the world, as painted by yourself, and headed: reporters A Few Things Saved, but show held others At the recent poultry la thla brief work should arouse of Value. hero Oeorge Btrickley took a prise for every lover of God and humanity to Nothing any which n pen of blooded Wyandottea, with heart and mind toward A Discouraging Outlsnlh ahews that he can do some things as better conditions and to formulate The Sprit of 71 well aa others. By the bye, that ex- some plan toward stopping the downhibition was n Bne thing; as the hen ward march of morality. The question la shown to contribute more to the ls can the thinking people be aroused T wealth of the country than Ita gold I once rend a story apropos to thla Wishing you good lack and proe- mines, she should be encouraged In all question and the lethargy of the peoI am yours truly, to parity, be possible ways, and. Oeorge la Two shrewd business men, ple: JARVIS BLUMEl ou work. his good congratulated brothers, were on a ship crossing the . Jacob was down In the cabin. Those In want of real estate or In- Isaac waa on the upper deck, smoksurance or wanting to dispose of the ing a cigar. A serious accident befonaer meaning a great many here tel the machinery In the boiler room, and ' elsewhere are recommended to threatening the lives of all on board. the Irm of Young A Young. Whiting-haJacob runs up on deck very excitedBrooklyn Cltlsan. block, first South street. By Isaac, ly and calls to his brother, tontloa to business with prompt and Isaac, the ship vaa going down; the For That Tired Fooling. correct methods, they have built up a ship vas sinking. Isaac, smilingly Bo they're out in California lae Une of patronage. All correspond and sneerlngly answered, with every Tea, and they . writs that ItS a eoco will bo promptly answered and lean going up In the smoke of hie d-agrant place. It's wiring there nil the at-1 callers courteously received and gar, Veil, let It sink, tt dont belong year round. I to ua. teatively listened to. Well, well! That must be a groat I la my travels I Bad the majority of territory for the sale of sarsaparilla. The inaugural ball under the au--1 people in the same frame of mind aa I 'Bo your daughter Is writing a It dont belong to us. spices of the Young Mans Republican was Isaac. IF YOU ARK THINKING Of p book. I on and In held to the Theatre the us, 19th, Let ns say, It doss belong dab, Yes. ehaalng a Plane er Organ call at VAN-- 1 was Is all essential respects a gratify-- 1 do oar might toward the moral ele- Are yon pleased?" thon-1s 11 and IS I hope lag success. Better music, more taste- ration of humanity. 'No; were worried. If It Isnt n ANT A CHAMBERLAIN, I success well be disappointed, aad If Main, whom you will assure I ful decorations, s mors satisfying will rend "Race Suicide." luncheon, more comprehensive man- am yours for a better world, It Is the neighbors will probably bn y farms and the right kind prices, pas a .shockad when they read It JOHN P. M ISA KIN. agement and n better attendance are of treatment. not recorded In the history of the The Tsurtat Returned 1905. to BUtc. While much credit is due Beaver, Utah, Jan. 5th, Bald Beaumont Gee. Is dat yon, several who might bo named If thla Elder A. Milton Musser. Clarence? Where have were not designed for n brief mention. Tour pamphlet, keepln' yourself dene days? My Dear Brother: It is altogether proper to signalise 'Race Suicide, received and read Comatose Clarence Mo? Why, 1 Jack May and the ubiquitous Jake through, and I will read It again and been In one o' dem personally-eoaducf- r CONTRACTOR tom Ton Greeaewald. It was Bne. again. It to a timely paper. show up the hypocritical sect, the to do Island. Puck. BUILDER 12LS 80 long as rural life remains ' In Josephites In fine style. Accept my The Last Straw. enaeaco what It Is now, so long will thanks for the pamphlet; It Interests Growler My new BBS MAIN STRUT, 01 REAR "Shore Acres, James A. Herne'S me hugely. I remain. Impudent fellow. Tour loving brother, Fowler Why so? great pastoral play, endure. Scores Growler Did you hear him declare WILLIAM FOTHERINGHAM. of rural plays have come, been comwaa living on little or nothing? Ordera rncetvnd at nay rehe then and to this masterpiece pared Fowler-W- hy should yon complain wmouMs tlnw, and aX 1905. 1st. Jan. cellar. "Shore or to Utah, Bandy, garret legated i ever that? work deAcres" alone remains as fresh and Hon. A. M. Musser. promptly and Growler Why? He la living on me. attended to a with I read have the ns property Brother: Dear when first put upon lightful and trot true of profit amount the seems to have It pleasure great stage. Ne Microbes tor Him. It tears I your brochure, Race Suicide. of the pastoral comedy-dnuna- ; Tommie, dont you want one of theae kisses? asked his mother, passand laughter have such slender boua-- 1 should be In the hands of nil our I incontrovertible, Tt and true melts la one ON HAMLIN ders. ing the cake basket. that Imperceptibly I No, maam, replied Tommie; into the other. An attractive feature I would respectfully suggest that It be I tell that young num who In the production of this fascinating sent to nil our missionaries. I will heard slater on her that them am mlcrobne cells I play, which Is to be given an Idem mail copies to England and Australis, in kisses. representation at the Salt Lake the-- Respectfully, J. R. HOWARD, sire next Tuesday end Wednesday Get Even. eveatags and popular matinee In the For Bale at Deseret News Book careful manner In which each and ev- Store. ery character la portrayed. The playLAUGH TURNED ON BURGEON. ers. no doubt most carefully selected, NEW always seeei - have a just appreciaLOO ATI ON tion of what is expected of them, ana His Effort to Imprssa Students Was a Distinct Failure. their work, both Individually and A famous German surgeon, n to universally collectively, pons nun, who loved to Impress mended. 273-2-75 Wilt patients and students with his lmpor-- 1 students to his was tance, lecturing Mr. Charles B. Hanford who will one day when a workingman entered TELEPHONE appear nt the Balt Lake Theatre on the room. The surgeon stopped him has Thursday evening. February nd, by a gesture and ordered his class attained n position of extraordinary to look at him. Now, Mr. X, he said mo-to one of the students, what is the popularity without any effort! at I matter with this man? From hers often teoric sensationalism whlcht Peryou should be able to make a correct a of career player. marks the diagnosis simply by looking at ths maaency has been the great aim of l and lhe hl his endeavors. His following ban Mr. X, Mr. Y and head." of I creased from season to aeason In such kr z having failed to make any dt I tri-hi- s that show conclusively to as a maaaer .gnosis whatsoever, the professor I who You to declared: ought the people made umphantly friends, first see at the first glance that the man predicted great things for him when to men- munnaratlvelv vonnx player he won I is deaf and dumb." Ha forgot 1 cannot marry you, so Ive decided himself had frequently he tkm that unstinted praise by his performance seen the patient. Then the patient to return your ring. of Mare Antony, have not been disap"That's all right; dont go to any poke up: "No, your excellency, it Fol about the ring. I buy In trouble dumb. and Is their expectations. who deaf brother is pointed my an an- But he look very much like me." by the gross. lowing his custom of making 0 nual production of a standard drama, A Rsadaids Merit Lssssn. Catholic Punishes Lag, Mr. Hsafbrd this year offers a revival An ths moral Is, Umpy, that ye sollcttoP Irish the Mr. a drama Campbell, of Don Caesar de Baian. upon delusions, told are never to Indorse any notes" wkase daehlng romance baa fascinat- general, speaking An If I should. Weary of Ireland Frotee-tan- t north a of a story "Then you ere never to pay nay ed thousands. The eompsny Is spoken on save aane was who perfectly to thlSL attention further of H toe most efficient that Mr. Han- one point This stanch Protestant ford. in his extensive career aa an harbored the delusion that one of kin Romau Catholic has ever organised. A tegs belonged to How did your damage suit mm went to bed which et he be will when therefore and given peoiml matinee nut?" Caththe to leave every sight he used Othello will be the play. Fairly well. Got nearly enough tn L-- molic leg outside the blanket by way ths lawyer's MIL pay of punishment. Unreasonable Woman. o His wife asked him to reed to her. Women in Paraguay. he The Heiress Dont you think be In Taking up Uu evening paperstartths women srs In the In Paraguay toned to the womens page endattract-c- d proportion of seven to one as com- n sensible young man? ed with the first article that Her Father Oh, yes. He wants to pered with the men. The conseqeunce a alee girl whoa father ban loti bin nt?1- - It was by a dlstla-medicmarry are taken the Is that the men authority on the ears of. and everything whichgreatest of money. unIs of correct breathing and beor might be risky to the Ilfs n means for preventing pleasant Aa Wham Ho Get Thom. gun: Is done by the women. Ths man a of His nose Is like his fathers. but wrinkles In the face tt Is certain that streets are cleaned, ships are loaded, the practice of keeping the mouth oxen are driven by them, and it is where did he get those black eyes? He called me e name yesterday, tout Is oee of the moat positive oven said that they have taken part In I will do, sir!" she snapped. "I I gave them to him I and as substicount ry'c wars, acting to be entertained, not to be in- - their their mcnklnd. Are direct importers of high grade French VELVETS and RIBBONS. :: Do a wholesale and retail business in Millinery Supplies. Manufacture for the trade new and approved I designs in Trimmed 'Hats. I 1 IL K. Walter, PnsldgBt. The Kentucky Liquor Company i ll ' ? H ' A. John StrlekUy 1878. m ? St 16 S. Main IMPORTERS OF ALE WINE LIQUORS AND ClftARS L. HAMLIN j , i And Wholesale Dealers In FINE WHISKIES . son-in-la- w V Distributors of Green River Whisky and Crcsta -- ,zz. Agents for Schfitz Milwaukee Beer. 11 to IS But Second Booth Street, Salt Lak OHy, Utah. 4444444444444 CALL 1 SALT LAKE STAMP CO. .... t- Rowe (Si Kelly Co.. Cli m well els your Merchant Tailor nt nbout fit you HaJf the Cost ' CsnTIMSs.fcW.Tcls 1 Tejta d 304 ,n-lto- . r al tutes for '' :. ' as 1 eec roue J2 Mftill Sto IS |