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Show r PICKINGS. O. COLUMN. OUR MISCELLANEOUS. X. 1VI. Sill FRANCISCO I THE TRACE. :o:- When is a horse not worth a shilling? When he is worthless. Kxunkapkapy Knpakakuk- irukariky, the name of the young Kawaaian soprano, means The UTAH SOUTHERN THE UTAHCOUNTY TIMES. RAILROAD. 17 41 -- I- VUh DTI, , & - A t 'A- -r Hope your honor is not to Judge said a passer-b- y O., who had fallen upon a slipjery side-walNo, said the Judge, mv honor is not hurt, sternly, but my head is, I ; mff 1 k. res -- la said to have commenced his reign by writing on the documents which he approved, Oil KorrefctABut later he abbreviated it by writing1 0, Iv. Hence the now common transatlantic for r. K. allTight0.- choked Cheese a young man named Clarke, near Toledo. He had eaten heartily of crackers and cheese. In getting out of a wagon he fell with his head lower than his body. The mass of crackers and cheese was thrown up several Inches into the (esopha- AND oo K 13 K !' li IN Mil'll s M uuol KULLK I Musical and contain" AS Su pcrintemlent. JAMES SHARP, Gen. Freight and Ticket Agent. z. C. 11 late-- V frx'ii' Or Li lie I it JONES, p T H3 :i u ( 't fu , 'SElSlIOS' Vta ol I i Z.C..V.1.2$ Wc.t ill ixHl Itmnfh. S x ? x 5 I5 x . Of OOOO EDITORIALS, - 5 5 x 5 OOOOOOOfK) OOOOW M"0 tHHXXHH) OOOOOO M cents M'P lb. Avill lx pnxl lor 51 ootl sirtiio5 in Ololli Interesting and Readable I v LOCALS, IKK) OO o WEST BRANCH, i ra o v o c i x y. Well Selected MISCELLANEOUS Keeps constantly on hnrnl a large and well selected Rtx-- of d-c-., ITEMS, 1 . Yl) SO w f THIS AULTMAN COSSWEErSTAKE & THRESHERS, BUCKEYE REAPERS AND ERS, FURST d BRADLEYS II ARROWS, The Times t F ";, V V COLOR KD. &c. &c., T H sc Tho r.xflr IntrmnoDt hro nnpsrsllclod in tbehUtury of PiftiB-fort- e Thr v rp rrmArtb for Oprat Velmra, Purdy and 6weeiiHs3 of Tone, and Durability THE CELEBRATED SULKY f, 0 m'4 J w.. S I i .i-i Y JOB OFFICE. i; 7 y-- J NOTFS. TTWMUf.f . T0rGER.S, LADFT. M'S ALT LAKE CITY PRICES.' DUK-DIIT.- S DEFns. t STOTK. CARfx:. A cent. WARRANTS. NOTTeca, RIAN'Ks TIIACTS BOAK. TAOS, CIROUIARS, Ae., Ac. G UA RA STEED. I. Kinunoon. nrrF.irT. TnANFFD. thfcks, DRAFT;, PLAIN OR IN COLORS rt ,7. - - ,R s, -- - - -- v-- v - -- '' -- N-- ' ",1V - l. U Relne entirely New and Cemvle'e In nil It. appointment, la prepared to execute promptly all kinds of fall supply always on band at BOBERT S' PLOWS, W1I EELBARROWS, SJ TISFA CTIOX T " -- MOW- ETC., ETC., ETC. anZ A s RAKES AND CLIPPER A . A- . . e G , - -- y-' - - -''- The Mint IWinMe Instmm'nt4 in ft for ebureb and parlor. Ov r 3ff00 no m SHERMAIi & HYDE- - ARE GOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better satisfaction in every respect. TIILY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY TOB Ol'B MARKET. Z. C. ML I. Store, Agent, Proro Cit. mar'.S Et Tr I THU UNEQUALLED WAGONS BA-IIn-T COAST AGENCY WHITE ANF &c., ! 41 FOR WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, BLANKETS, Of) IT Md. $400. PACIFIC Bring on your Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth and yarn. PEOPLE! All orders for Goods, should be addressed to. .TAMES DUNN, Supt. IN- All;. c 7S . V niat-n-i'- , t1 11 1 00 three one DellvertHl m the city, per week.. t JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, RATES M lc-- AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS! ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF TWEEDS, SATINETS, CHEVIOTS, One copy, one ypar six months of tli" only - L1NSEYS, STBSCBIPTIOT fur salu Ut'v dc. Ac., k OAT uM at "W sit :t Z the Left Lew ACPAFli: V V L D A" TIU.m.K nv a ir it a x r i : d: 1I1ST t'LA'vs 1'IVNO the .m.I 7 Carefully Prepared - tH .'iti re C .I'd C!' t'l1 Tliry arc ail ni.i rr 0000000 ran ( v r b Mit, s;nm rts OR R ES PON HENCE, rwvmn st bV7' " . m fWKVXM) OOTHWWVl . if-yo- n ' uF Tiu. -- -- x let OP it -- v r.i r pnm.pt:) fihnL MNlAATLiJ-l- U II () I) 1) Y. 300,000 lbs. Mining and General rA rDO rvoro rx wvy) cro preacher, in expounding to FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY his flock ns to the astounding naA PAPER FOR THE ture ortnifacles, got a little con fused In the mutter. He said, My beloved friends, the greatest ! of all miracles was bout the loves peiT All kinds qf Marketable "TTa sunsenmn for and fishes. Pore was 0,000 loaves tSTProduce taken in exchangeXB 0 de twelve and 2,000 fishes,-anADVERTISE postles had to eat dem all, and do :o:miracle is dey didnt bast. ...... After dinner one day, at a Agent for I'Uh County for the celebrated :o:Liverpool table d'hote, a young man was relating how ho had SCIIUTTLER WAGONS, I I r MUSIC A L MUnClIAXDTSK. CTbmiib uuii t T ELEC, It A IT 1 1 C N E WS, I. !M z The very . miraculously escaped from a fearful shipwreck. Yes, said he, fifteen of my friends were on board. The vessel went down, and But how, they were all lost asked a" listener, whose Interest was painful excited, did you Oh, was manage to escape? the calm reply, I was on board another vessel I ...... A lady. occupying room letter B at a hotel, wrote on the slate as follows: Wake letter B at 6even; and if letter B says Let her be. dont let her be, nor letter let letter B B be, because be, letter B will be unable to let her house to Mr. B., who is to ten. The porter, call at half-paa better bootblack than orthogra-phis- t, after studying the above all night, did not know whether to to wake letter B .or to let her M Instruments, ! ! WOOL 13 PUBLISHING X zealous but ignorant ne , .t M IELLRS AM ullDLIliv AND SUSTAIN FERAMORZ LITTLE, Consisting In part of Dr. Arnold once lost all patience with a dull scholar, when the pupil looked up to his face and said: DRY GOODS, Why do yon ppeak to me so anGROCERIES, grily, sir? Indeed, I am doing the best I can. Years after the docPAINTS, OILS, tor nsedto tell the story to his MINERS SUPPLIES, children and say: I never felt so ashamed in my life. That look and ETC. ETC., ETC., that speech I have never forgot- r A ITNl'-- 1:1: axv r i ol I. M !.LY IT S. S. gus. where It lodged, and Clarke GENERAL MERCHANDISE, perished of strangulation. ten. H .V I l PANXISCO, Pnasngc, apply to attempted. ...... All Right. When Andrew Johnson was President he wi: COUNTY TIMES PR1NTINC icil as ho was or The sun Is all very well, ud an Irishman, bnt the moon 3s worth two of It; for tho moon affords us light in the night time, when we want it, whereas the aun Is with us In the day time, when we have no occasion for it. 1: Tf HOME ENTERPRISE. SUPT. TiiMdx.T!rttrity UTAH 1 Is 3io AO-'loi- a, n ml Sntnrdny. by (lie The Winter style of hat for gentlemen is made with such a Nu. I and U will In' run Dully. stiff crown that if he goes home No.H, l.finnd will lo run 1. drunk afid Is struck on tho head Dnilv. Snmlnj with a poker he merely thinks he Kur n'l lnfrtniiMn concerning Freight cution Tin: and Suffer Sis. 'I PROMPT MTRNTION (.IVP.N TO ORDERS 1ROM TIIII MIN PS IX- pr.OIMI Y. W'D s WI' INTEND TO WORK VP SOI. PRY '11113 (.'Poll! MANl PAi Il'Pl R .VI Till. Pi o o Wool. I. F W i: O.iN sAl l.LY WARRANT API. GARMENTS SKNT PuhllulioI Cor. Kearny LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST HATES. 0- P cheek. . ION To & HYDE, SHERMAN TAILORING w ESTABLISHMENT, SHEET MUSIC, ini; i.r.u; vni where THE PEOPLES PAPER. fellow-citizen- jiassing. ..... Fellow In Scarnort, Me., who recently gave whisky to a little boy to to make him drunk, was soundly horsewhipped by the boyvs father, and the citizens are ready to foot all bills, if a prose- ii! 1 FOR SAN Utah County. 0 nonius LY l.oW lt'MUYI r: owned a steamboat which could hitch past the White Queen." A French paper say" that notono AnierTcau in a hundred has a handsome chin. This is due to the fact that so many of our s give nearly all their time to the cultivation of grazed the Paper AT YAUILTll, suxl ld Offir'ial Ooods, PARLOR STOVES, Jr I,N A D1I I Rochester boy recently died from the effects of a glass or whisky which he mixed for himself early in the morning, before the other members of the family were up. ...... Yes, George Washington was pretty great and high, said a Missouri , steamboat captain, butThcnf. stranger, he never p IN I. A IK ill a I a Institution, stock or cl now nrrutiNi; a niiM COCK SsV ;V- - I'jMsJV. hurt, hall-lam- -, Mercantile ive OEITERAL IPixll Winter af. time. five-year-o- Co-operat- . vus Sol it ary' Sparrow. !...U. Tho wicked flea. It aint On ami after September so much the biting, if only the plagued thing wouldnt keep get- ting upland sitting down all the A Provo cn fzz.t i. AorsT. evn it.axctco. THEM, TRY THEM!! JBUY THEM! X |