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Show TICKINGS. MISCELLANEOUS. NVhy were the monV's of old seldom warm? Because they were nearly always cowled. The King of Dahomey has a uecklace composed of 1.30 human ears, and that ear necklace is his great pride. A clergyman at Iaris, Ky., stopped his prayer to lead an unruly man out by the ear, and went As I was saying, oh Lord. on: Gracious me! exclaimed how a lady in a witness-box- , should I know anything about anything I dont know anything about? A Pennsylvania baby la said to have inherited the eyes and nose of his father, but the cheek of hla uncle, who la an insurance agent. Whata the matter with O, aunty! I went you, my pet? to touch a little ehickey, and the old lien growled at mo and bit mo with her no?C! " I wonder If Its that makoa sailors always a exclaimed heaving up anchors' aunt Hepzibah, us she looked thoughtfully up from her morning :o: UTAH SOUTHERN THE UTAH gf On RAILROAD. P ? ?.. r and after September 1(M, DA I Ij Y An Illinois woman, who wanted to go to a masquerade as Mary, Queen of Scots, party looked through tho Bible to ascertain how the character was dressed. Boys will be boys. At Al- tout 111., a preacher aked all Sunday School scholars to stand up who intended to visit the wicked, circus. All hut a lame girl stood up. If, alout these times, you should accidentally get into an orchard and draw two pears, and the old man should happen along with a full hand of clubs, pass out he might raise you. With a sardonic grin, Wix poured some mucilage into hU bottle, yesterday, empty hair-o- il ana thitj morning the hair of one of the jorvant girls was stuck so tight she could not shut her mouth. A New York newsboy who aald thank you, to a stranger, was rewarded with a dollar, ana now all the boys say the same. However, if they fail to get the dollar, they add you stingy old cuss, you. Mosquitoes are large and Somewhat ferocious in Mississippi. A man who went out one day to look for his cow found her skeleton on the ground, and a large mosquito on an adjacent tree picking its teeth with one of her horns. An interesting little hoy, timid when loft alone la a dark room, was overheard, rocontly, by Its mother to say, in his loneliness: O, Lord, don't let any body hurt me, and Ill go to church next Sunday, and give you some money! A patrician Piute Indian, has startled Virginia City, Nevq by pointing to tho summit of ML Davidson, near the place, and exPoeo tlempo pretty claiming: dam soon, come one big rain, you bet Knockum down all houses, heapee peoplo die mouthful mud, you bet. In a restaurant not long ngo, a gentleman, while devourof hash, came across a ing a plate in it He pearl sleeve-butto- n veryjustly complained to the big soul-destroyi- brawny waiter, the latter replying In an astounding manner: Well, what dyor exiect to get a hull 6hirt? ...... Brief colloquy in Texas between a tourist and a native: My friend why is It all in this country thinks it necessary to carry a revolver or two? Well, stranger, said tho Texan, you might travel around hero a good long time and not want a weapon; but when you do want a pistol in this country you want it like hell. "..r.T.-gentleman at Lake George, after waving bis handkerchief for half at an unknown lady, whom tio discovered at a distant point on tho shore, .was encouraged by a warm resjonsc to his signals to approach his charmer. Imagine his feelings when on drawing nearer, ho saw that it was his own dear wife whom he had left at the hotel but a short time before. Why, howremarkable we should have recognized each other at such a distance, exclaimed both In the same breath, and then they changed the suhjecL A ao-hou- r cr-mn- ra -- i. 11 11 11 ,l Draper Arrive at Handy. Leavo Handy - 50 60 40 ov 4o... DO)..,. Ltlla Cottonwood.. Arrive at Hull I,akc.. l()l 1 14' 1 S4J1 io i: 2 f0 11 0 40, ool ' CjJriiiii 1, .!! 4 t . i ? c M. 7 00 7 2' 7 48, 6 In, 6 55, 7 30t Little Cottonwood Junction ..' Arrive at 7 Sandy mx'd Leave S 01 Sandy 8 18 Draper 0 07 Lflhl 0 5, American Fork y 32 . Plenianttlrove Arrive at .' 10 15 Provo 40 3 151 50 oOi .5 00 4 OOll 25 1 75 'I 00 (2 00 2 50 1 ami it will be run Hally. No. fl will bo run Nun. U, HOME EUTEBPBISE. SUPT. S. S. surf Katnrriay, by the 1 TIMES COUNTY UTAH WOOL PRINTING AND PUBLISHING COMP A N "V and routalna 1,5 and Daily, Hunday excepted. For all Information concerning Freight FERAMORZ LITTLE, JAMES SHARP, Superintendent. (7en. Freight and Ticket Agent. dl ul! Branch. c M i5 I MISCELLANEOUS Ac., ITEMS, Ac. Ac., MERCHANDISE, Consisting In part or SUBSCRIPTION BATES DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, One copy, one TAINTS, OILS, MINERS SUPPLIES, l ETC. ETC., qf Marketable TSil year month no jw three one Delivered m the city, per week. fLOTIUM, GROCERIES. OF 1 60 7s 20 ADVERTISE IN IT ! GRANTS W. MUSICAL EMPORIUM AMERICAN FORK, U. T. WHIT E &C., TIEEIEj 'BAJLIST OF IHUSICAL BLR CHANDISEJOYS, BOOKS, ETC. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. STOKE W. FRESHWATER I SON, Dealers in CLOTHING, GROCERIES, BOOTS, SHOES, TOBACCO & CIGAR?, CANDIES AND NOTIONS. Jtiat llrceived a Freeh Hupr'l ofOooda which we will ND COLORED. J KINDS ALL NEW A &C. ell Cheaper than Ever. n4 SAVE TIME AND EXPENSE The bevt varieties of Imjxirted fuenitutbe . v 8- -: WlG-OIsT- S c y-- . I 'Vt? fiST.iAj ? O 't CLUFF, JF ixfor.v xyouLn bfpmtfully of ITovo and Utah, I'1" ft lie citizens DAVID The Times MOW- t he is pn'parcd to Cunriah all kind nfi"' FUlkMTl'HF- " ported and home-mad- e ERS, - FURST A BRADLEY'S SULKY RAKES AND CLIPPER PLOWS, HARROWS, WIIEELtlARROWS, JOB OFFICE. A full supply always on hand TRkNsFKhs. Dt'F-mi.K- WARRANTS. df.fdk, STOCK. CARDS. a WV5K81. SATISFACTION GUARANTEES. JANIKSrf DUNN, Agent, NOT1CK8, Rt.ANKS TRVrTS TAOS, CIRCULARS Jtc.. Ac. PLAIN FBRMITCRE MADE TO ORDER TURRINO DONE. ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. No Wagon ever sold in. Utah has given better satisfaction in every respect. THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY TOR OUR MARKET. OR IN COLORS avd Jlrtmt, Thereby saving Ixith Time and Jionrf FLICKS DotvjeRS LAnFf.8, f'HKf'K8, RFtKirrc DRAFTS LAKE Wholesale . NOTK. TTNrUiILLS at lake city prices.- - HALT IMrt eetfrety Ni'w1 and"Tom,,lctc In ell Its aploUtmrnt..L-,re'Kn- d to execute promptly all kind of ETC., ETC., ETC. nl M. LIVINGSTON. 111 JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, TWEEDS, SATINETS, SHIVEYS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, BLANKETS, &C., SC1IUTTLER WAGONS, AULTMAN A CD'S SWEEPSTAKE THRESHERS, BUCKEYE llKAIT.RS AND . nr-- TIIE LEFT AT THE I XI WEST PRICb WILL DE FOUND AT Bring on your Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and A PAPER FOR THE TEOPLE! enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth and yam. M. TANNER, Supt. SUBSCRIBE FOR IT ! taken in exckange$i of o for Utah County for (he celebrated TSALT old ift.nrf, ft'orner Centre Street. PIANOS! ORGANS!! 25 cents per ll. will lx paid loi a good articlOj in 0 o at Wliolcsal( YAHN FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. on bond. SJYVE MONEY AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS AIAVAYS ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF Well Selected Keeps constantly on hand a large and well selected stock of Agent Aft the W eet and S X. B. rure Wines nnd LliiUor ala liiinil forincdlc.il purposes and fim. use at rcnsonnt'lc prices. si -- LOCALS, BRANCH, II o V O CITY. U Q, TJ O MUSIC!!! Interesting and Readable WEST t2 Produce I L -- o- oo 1ST All kinds All kinds of tho best (uftlitv of CIGARS AND TOBACCO, Centre Street, lrovo City. 1 oooo ETC. WINES, LIQUORS, 98 00000 ETC., GROCERIES, TOBACCO, AM) CHOICE BUAMXS OK CORRESPONDENCE, EDITORIALS, OOOOOO OOOOO GENERAL ! ! 300,000 lbs. (V30000000 CM DKALFR IX Carefully Prepared 5 2 5 STORE. Oil Mining and General OOOOOOOO I WOOL ! The very latest X. n on non onoo noooo oooooo ooooooo oooooooo ooooooooo J. H. WORsi.J'y IK ILFR IX TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, c. z. lm(. 0n' nc PETER STUBBS, JONES, ANTED HY or Fassago, apply to ksniitliint Kept constantly SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN t' n ni; and FANCY CANDIES, NUTS. FREE FROM SIIODUY. Published every Tneaday, Thursday i sliortest notice and at reusnnuhlr A FAG-TOII- IM. 2 .V , i BAKERY AND PROVISION ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM TIIE MINES ESPECIALLY, AN1) AS WE INTEND- - TO WORK. UP NOLFJ.Y THE CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT THE PROVO WOOLEN WE CAN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS . i uii dKX'liig. In the I'lm :o: - LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. THE PEOPLES PAPER. i K now umler-tenc- lirt thing PROMPT d ,A.U?A. Salt Ijike ! - 6. O e8 TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, WHERE WE GUARANTEE T11E Official Paper of Utah Covn'y. . "i" ? K H The and Dried lVuit. IN ADDITION TO TIIE ABOVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED 6 Snla 50 I ! ! 5 no1 5 10 f 75 6 45 2 00 an- PARLOR STOVES, - ,1 25 ,1 50 1 5 INc, t, o 6 o 3Ptll an CL Winter Goods, ,.A5P, ' BLACKSMITH MEEiGHAITDISE, M Junction Train leave V 1. 2 1 Institution, IN LARGE VARIETIES, AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR C, 12 . PROVO CITY BUSINESS. Mercantile ive COOK .CT . u. u. M. A. Jl. 1. 10 Lelii y u . u V. c American Fork Os&.c w i . hr e Co-operat- M. I. IS NOW OFFERING A FIRST CLASS STOCK OF 1871, tel SL Name of Station. Plea ml ( trove.... Provo I . M "Trains leave Provo COUNTY TIMES. It A I X H 'JU sea-sickne- ss paper. O. COLUMN. OUR . Z. C. M. I. IC..I Wore, Hrovo ti. IX) WN TO C WCCD MEET THE TIU talroniro Home Of all AKO FFI IndtialfX N t sin constantly on band and to order. m1 GRAIN Waremom rnd Wnrk'lop. Trd s,, |