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Show The Summer Chronicle. Wednesday, July Page Two 19, 1978 eoiforio UP R6KT Kit Tt AIT H2fM66 LETTERS TD ICAUO) WfV H& Xje A pain In the lot limited Editor: The following conversation between Parking Services Director Alphonse de Sade and his assistant Attila was overheard by us last spring: de Sade: Where have you been? Attila: I've been persuading President Gardner to double the urn wto w BMC T BO PS- sub-liminal- ly size of the faculty so we could turn the rest of the parking areas into staff parking, de Sade: Subliminally? Did you hurt him? (Rubs hands) Attila: A little bit around the neck. He didn't go for it he didn't have the funds to do it. d e S ad e: Forget it, Hun. I've got a marvelous! y painful scheme taking shape we've been pretty successful at getting student parking areas I I I over the past few years, right? Attila: (Grunts) d e S a d e: I' ve got a wa y to cu t all of it at once! We wait until the first day of classes this summer, rope off all the student lots and pamt die stalls! Attila: But they don't need to be painted . . . de Sade: Of course not that's the beauty of it! Think of all that lovely shrieking when the cars are backed up to South Temple that first morning and there's no place to park! Attila: (Slavers) de Sade: Now let's get busy on those plans of yours for new student parking lots in Wendover . . . Breck England Lin Rich SOHRQMCLE Air w m Tv A The opinions expressed on the editorial page of the Daily I'tah Chronicle do not necessarily represent the views of (he studentbody or the I'niversity administration. Published daily during fall, winirr and spring quarters (except during mi week and quarter breaks) by Publications Council of the I'niversity of I'tah. Published three limes weekly during summer quarter. Subscriptions $20 per year. 6 per academic quarter. All subscriptions must be prepaid. Two weeks notice for change of address. Forward all subscription correspondence to: Subscription Manager, Daily I'tah Chronicle, Union Building, University of Utah, Salt Lake City, Utah 84112. Letters to the editor must be typed and double-spaceLetters of 200 words or less will be given priority. Address letters to "Letters to the Editor." The Chronicle has typewriters available for your use. We reserve the right to edit (or libel, priority and w J space. .iftttUW AA4. ill r mi 9 - 1 CHOOSE FROM THE LARGEST & BROADEST SELECTION OF DIGITAL WATCHES IN UTAH! 15 FUNCTIONS Hours Minutes Seconds Day of week Freeze stop action Time-ou- Month Date t time-i- n Freeze repeat End of event Memory recall QUARTZ nm. CRYSTAL 11 0's of seconds 11 00's of seconds "LED" Minutes DISPLAY Seconds Backlight SUPER li ills FEATURES SOLID STATE Snooze ELECTRONIC QUARTZ CRYSTAL REGULARLY PRICED AT $94.88 alarm On-o- ff control Recall alarm Much More J t REGULARLY PRICED AT $75.88 JULY SPECIAL with this coupon Rido tho Alpino Slide for only 1 Offer good one time psr person ALPINE SLIDE, Park City Slide Hours: Monday thru Friday Saturday & Sunday Noon to 10 10 A.M. to 10 P.M. enjoy the mountain air Bring your jacket For information phono 1 or 621-673- 5 -- 649-71 toll froo 50 WITH THIS COUPON GET A $7 INDIAN NECKLACE FREE WITH ANY PURCHASE |