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Show U. S. SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA Recommends Pe-ru-na For Dyspepsia and Stomach Trouble. Ex-Senator M. C. Butler. If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory satis-factory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be' presea ia give you nis vaiuDi. aavice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. 10 CENTS. MMQ SOlDyRYJt7ffiE. flu1? it 'fw;.?',-1 r tsii lies WE TREAT HP CURE CATARRH Deafness. Nce and Throat Troubles. Trou-bles. Kveand Ear III sea sen- Bronchial and Lui. Troubles, Asthma. Stomach, Liver and Kidney J!lsase. Bladder Trouble. Female Complaints. Com-plaints. Chronic Diseases of Women and Children, Child-ren, Heirt Direa.se. Keivous Diseases. Chorea, Nt. Vitus' Dance), Rickets. Hpiiial Trouble, t-kln Disease Sciatica and Rheumatism, Diseases Di-seases of the Bowels. Files. Fistula and Kecial Troubles, tioltre (or bite neck). Blood Llssases. Taiw Worm. Hay Fever, Hysteria, Epilepsy, Insomnia, etc, and all Kervoaa and Chronio Diseases. Home Trrstment Cure. Writ for free symptom list if too cannot call. Consultation Free. SB. A. i. 8HOHES, Weak Men If yon suffer from an v of the weaknesses or diseases di-seases caused by ignorance, dls-tp itlon or contagion contag-ion YOB ARK THIS VfcRY fEKSON WE WANT TO TALK TO. Ws bare proven our skill In earing CHRONIC diseases by pt.blisbin the many voluntary testimonials testi-monials from home people. giving names, pictures and addresses. Wfc CAN'T PI BLISII Ol' K ( I RES l.N PKIVAIK DISKASEj Because It wuuid betray oonudeoce. Hence, we hare to prove our skill In this class of trouble la another way. This is our plan: DRS. SHORES & SHORES, Specialists. AN HONEST BAK1NO POWDER AT AN HONEST PRICB." THREE CROWN B.tasttiito BAKING POWDER 25c Per Pound. HEWLETT BROS. CO. FREE TOWOSVIEI smptti iii i . To prove the neanwr ana t'Vtiliwij Cleansing- power of I'astlne lfifr 'l Toilet Antlaeptio we will r mail a large trial package 1 with boolt or instructions absolutely free. Thin is not a tiny sample, but a large package, enough tc con -i ..r... n tit its Valtlfi- d Womni all over the country JH are praising Tastine for what . 4,k Has aone in ! rr- all inflammation and discharges, wonderful as a ClrauSlDg vsg'um uuul itc, ivi avu, in .... Caiarrh, as a month walt and to remove tartar and whiten the teeth. Send today; a postal card wiU do. - . " Isold bT dnnrclt OT ent postpaid by as. 5 Cents, Ir; box. Satisfaction guaranteed. IUE It- HAXTOS C., Itoaton, Mas, ill 4 Colnmba Ave. Drunkenness Cured Tbe KECLEY TREATMENT. Instituted I80, la the only highly endorsed CURE. Equally effectual In Youth and Old Age. THE KEELEY INSTITUTE, 134 W. So. Temple SI SALT LAKE CiTY. UTAH. If afflicted ,wuf Thompson's Eye Water sore eyes HCCT tllitlf! FR?r Late hit. Sc. Victor I aft. Co.. Cia'ti. O. "Only a Carnation." Great HcJtinley aeag, Sfe. When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. W. N. U.. Salt Lake No. 33. 1903. 1 1 in tim. Pid hw druiralstn. t' MS T 2FiI3 iaa..- I Catarrh of the Stomach is Generally Called Dyspepsia Something to Produce Artificial Digestion Diges-tion is Generally Taken. Hence, Pepsin, Pancreatin and a Host of Other Digestive Remedies Has Been Invented. These Remedies Do Not Reach the Seat of the Difficulty, Which is Really Catarrh. EX. U. S. Senator M. C. Butler from South Carolina, was Senator from that state for two terms. In a recent re-cent letter to The Peruna Medicine Co., from Washington, D. C, says: "l ean recommend Peruna for dyspepsia dys-pepsia and stomach trouble. I have been using your medicine tor a short period and I feet very much relieved. It is indeed a wonderful medicine besides be-sides a good tonic" M. C. Butler. The only rational way to cure dyspepsia is to remove the catarrh. Peruna cures catarrh. Peruna does not produce artificial digestion. It cures catarrh and leaves the stomach to perform digestion in a natural way. This is vastly better and safer than resorting to artificial methods. Peruna has cured more cases of dyspepsia dys-pepsia than all other remedies combined, simply because it cures catarrh wherever located. If catarrh is located in the head, Peruna cures it. If catarrh has fastened itself in the throat or bronchial tubes, Peruna cures it. When catarrh becomes settled in the stomach, Peruna cures it, as well in this location as in any other. Peruna is not simply a remedy for dys pepsia. Peruna is a catarrh remedy. Peruna cures dyspepsia because it is generally gen-erally dependent upon catarrh. ALL HALLOWS COLLEGE SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH. FOB Boarcers aqd Day Scholars CONDUCTED BY THI MARIST FATHERS Classical. Commercial and Selenitic Selen-itic courses. For further particulars par-ticulars apply to RE?. I CCL115, S. M., President. DR. 8. W. SHOBES. Pay When Cured We e.ra jou first and then ask a REASON A BLH FRK when you are cured. You can depend npon our word, thousands of patients have indorsed us. NOW.WK WANT TO LIBS YOU wlib ho distinct dis-tinct understanding that we will not demand a Fr.K nntli we cure you. This applies to Dost Manhood. Man-hood. Organic Weakness. Spermaiorrtvea, Varl-cooele. Varl-cooele. Diseases of the Prostrate Gland, lanatnral lsses. Contracted Disorders. rVrlciure. etc.. Contagious Con-tagious Blood Poison, and all WEAKNESSES of DtO. OFFICE HOURS: 9 a. ra. to p. m.-. Evenings. 7 to 8; Sundays, 10 a. m. to U. W. SICOND SOUTH ST. SALT LAMB CITT, UTAH. Postal Convenience. One of the latest applications of th penny-ln-the-slot principle ia reported from Australia. In the .postofflces of the commonwealth. If time or opportunity oppor-tunity does not permit the prompt purchase of a stamp, the person in a hurry is able to drop his letter Into one orifice of the machine and his penny into the other, and when this process is completed, "One penny paid." will be found impressed on the envelope as an equivalent to the orthodox or-thodox stamp. Supreme Couri Sustains the Foot- , Ease Trade-Mark. Buffalo, F. T Justice Laufrhlln in Snpreme Court has granted a permanent injunction with costs Si.iila.-it Faul B Hudson and ot tiers of Ke Tork City, restrsinluir them from making or selllnjr a foot powder which tbe court declares Is an imitation and infringement on " Foot-Ease." now so largely advertised adver-tised and sold over the country. Tbe owner of the trade-mark Foot-Ease," Is Allen S. Olmsted, of Le Kot, N- T., and tbe decision In this suit upholds his trade-mark and reni'-rs all parlies lliMe who fraudulently attempt to profit by tbe e-Vensiva " Foot-Ease" advertising, in placing on the market the spurious and similar appearing preparation In-ml In-ml red. in the cae. This the court declare was designed In Imitation and Infringement of the genuine genu-ine " Foot-Ease." Similar suit will be brought acainst others who are now infringing on the Fuot-Kasa Fuot-Kasa trade-mark rights. For Study of Electricity." An appropriation of $275,000 for a New York state electrical laboratory at Union College, Schenectady, is recommended rec-ommended by a commission appointed to determine the necessity for such an institution. The laboratory is to supply sup-ply information on questions of electrical electri-cal science, and an official standard for electrical measuring instruments and apparatus, together with standards stand-ards for electric wiring of buildings for the protection of municipalities and the general public Germany has suck an Institution. HOWS .THIS? We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for anj case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall'j Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO- Props.. Toledo, O. We. the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially financi-ally able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. WEST ft TRUAX. Wholesale Drnegists. Toledo," Ohio: WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Whole-sale Druggists. Toledo, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c par bottle. Sold by all druggists. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Investigating Salmon Fisheries. Dr. Barton Warren Evermann, of the United States fish commission, Is now In Alaska, where he will spend the summer making an investlt&tloa ot the salmon fisheries ef the coast. l. cjPOLA TT SKETCH1L" There was a Boier uprising in Chicago Chi-cago July 4. At least the Chinese killed a respectable American goat, a goat with long prohibition whiskers. His Tincanship ate a cannon firecracker. fire-cracker. As yet the diplomats have taken no notice of the episode. A big firecracker In the grass Lay innocently still! The while a curious goat did pass (His Christian name was. "Bill"). Then William ate the wrapper sweet. Quite greedily disposed! He gobbled up the packing sheet, The fuse and bomb inclosed! No sooner had he swallowed it. Than forthwith it did burst-Poor burst-Poor Billy's remnants would not fit. And now he's weinerwurst! There was a time when a self respecting re-specting woman coud manage a hired girl with neatness and dispatch. Now she Is lucky if she gets any old kind of a domestic to manage her. Time was, too, when a man that bad a mother-in-law was condoled with. Now he is looked upon as a lucky dog, always sure of s-o-m-e-t-h-I-n-g to eat upon arrival home from a mental and physical gymnastic that empties a bread-basket completely. Just what we will do to "make good" on kitchen artisans is a problem that even the newly rich are pondering while the newly married are right up against the dead wall of dyspepsia and defeat. The domestic of twenty years ago could begin at "A" and go to "Z" in the household labor category. The girl of to-day is too weak to do the washing and seldom strong enough to manipulate the ironing. The Chinaman China-man is anxious to take the servant girl's place, but he gives one th creeps and a mental suggestion tbt he will steal upon you some nigh.' as you slumber and choke you to ?eath with his cue. It is Indeed a sai Question Ques-tion for those who are foolish enough to eat. Those who don't eat, admit they are getting along fairly wll n health foods. 3 3 3 A dainty bit of rlbfejn. An old daguerreotype; A narrow, silken ribbon With tendril-threaded stripe. A tintype of a woman. With trusting eyes of blue, A mop of golden tresses, A face serenely true. I find 'them while ransacking A lot of ancient things A box of valued keepsakes To which he mem ry clings. I touch the ribbon softly 'Tis part of other years. And gaze upon the picture Whyl surely these are tear. One moonlight night we wandrd. Where shade its presence lent A bven for our dreaming In climes magnificent. . Akmg the pathway fragrant With white catalpa, sweet. We found the bit of ribbon Be-petaled at our feet. Upon its silken textile We scrawled, in am'rous moo In Cupid's sweetest language Love's hieroglyphics rude. Then clipped the silk asunder--Each kept an equal part To join again forever If heart were true to heart. And now I find the ribbon. The old daguerreotype. Heirlooms of love's first dreamfeig And time's relentless flight. Out in the Dreamland Country, Where croons the whippoorwill. Mayhap, with hope eternal. She keeps her ribbon still! Here in the Land of Waking, In Fate's eternal fight, I cherish well my ribbon. And her daguerreotype! 3 3 3- In baseball cheers often greet the man who. slides safe to the home plate. In married life he may not be cheered for sliding home but if he knows when he is well off he will get there early enough to avoid taking tak-ing chances. Run over by an automobile, the dying man was asked if he had a wife. His groaning response was, "No, this is the worst thing that ever happened to me!" 3 3 3 CHICAGO WEATHER. He stood in his robe at day-break. In his scarlet robe-de-nuit. And he pondered well the problem Of a summer or winter suit. The sun fell aslant his cottage, As the cars sped swift away, And he questioned the new borii zephyr In what he should dress that day. To dazzle the crowd with his linens And pose as a hero bold? Or to stick to his winter rigging And laugh at the chilling coldT How often. Oh, how often, He had studied the sky at morn-Gone morn-Gone forth in his pristine spring-things spring-things To shiver and shake forlorn. King Sol, in his royal splendor, Now tempted with balmy heat, But by night would he order sneezing And admonish to soak his feet? The sun fell aslant the cottage. As the cars sped swift away. And he questioned the new born zephyr In what he should dress that day. And a nameless longing filled him A longing almost a pain. To know if the morn s effulgence Meant hailstones, mow or rain! 3 3 3 "Somehow some men don't seem to Interest girls, nohow; tbey ain't bad enough to need bossin', nor good enough, to marry without, an" there yo are." Uncle By. ',- - One almost wishes he had rheumatism rheuma-tism to see the afflicted hopping about this hot weather without crutches or palm leaf fans. Possibly Jane went oat hot like that as a harbinger to the brides of the month. A hunch is sometimes worth a pound of cure. Many a woman that smokes cigarettes, cigar-ettes, .permits her pug dog to kiss her! Shall we not save our dogs? If she won't sit on your knee after you have cleaned your teeth, it's not your fault. Try another girl. A boy never forgets his first long trousers, especially if his wife wears the family pair in later life. "Sometimes it is hard fer me to tell whether I'm a genius or just bilious." Uncle By. It is bad luck to close a hotel registerif regis-terif the clerk catches you at it. Teach the mosquito to smoke cigarettes. cigar-ettes. That will exterminate him. IRRIGATED LANDS. Homes for Thousands In Idaho. The American Falls Canal & Power Company's beautiful tract of irrigated land, located between Blackfoot and American Falls, in Idaho, is now open to settlers and investors for selection. The climate is fine, the soil rich and deep, water abundant, price low, terms easy. For full information write Evans, Curtis & Sweet Co., D. F. Walker block, Salt Lake City, Utah. New Yorkers. -Zachary Taylor died in office and Millard Fillmore, a New Yorker, as Vice President, became President. James A. Garfield died in office and in the same way C. A. Arthur became President, also a New Yorker. William Wil-liam McKinley died in office and in the same way Theodore Roosevelt, a New Yorker, became President. Fillmore Fill-more and Arthur tried to be nomi-aated nomi-aated for President and were not. Cheap Passenger Rates Via "Santa Fe Route" To Boston. Baltimore, Minneapolis, Detroit, Atlanta and other points. For particulars, address C. F. Warren, General Agent, A. T. & S. F. Ry., 411 Dooly Block, Salt -Lake City, UUh. Strenuous Service. The parson had Just delivered a fiery sermon on the evils of rum. One of the members was seen to be wriggling wrig-gling uneasily in his pew. "Behold!" cried the excited parson. "One of my shafts has struck the right man. See how uneasy our wayward brother is." "Yes," retorted the accused man; vyoud be uneasy, too, If you had a June bug down your back." To Cure a Gold in One day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails to our. 25c A Terrifying Threat. The great prise fighter's face blanched. He trembled like a frightened fright-ened child. In vain his backers tried to encourage him. "But look at what he says," sobbed the mighty one. "He says that if he once lands on me it will knock me speechless!" His backers back-ers were silent. There are some dan-, gers which the bravest cannot be expected ex-pected to face calmly. I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption has an equal for coughs and colds. John F Botib, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb. 15. 1900. A Precaution. "What did you do with that letter that was on my table?" asked a man of the colored boy who dusts his office. of-fice. "I tuck it to de postofflce, sah, and put It in de hole." "What did you do that for? Didn't you see there was no address on the envelope?" "I saw there was no writin' on de vel-ope, vel-ope, but I 'lowed yed did dat on pur-poss, pur-poss, so's I couldn't tell who yer was writin' to - Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Sjrop.' For children teething, softens tbe gums, reduces In . flammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25c a bottla. THE LITTLE ONE'S REASONING. Natural Deduction Made by Physician's Physi-cian's Daughter. Dr. W. T. Bull tells this story about a country surgeon who once had three leg amputation cases in a week. The unusual number of serious and similar operations naturally caused talk in the surgeon's household and his little daughter was greatly interested. A few days after the last operation the surgeon's wife acd daughter were rummaging rum-maging In the attic. In a trunk was found a daguerreotype depicting a girl of about eight years of age. The portrait, por-trait, through a peculiarity of pose, showed only one leg of the subject, the other being doubled up under her in a manner truly feminine. "Whose picture pic-ture is that, mamma?" asked the surgeon's sur-geon's daughter. "Mine. It was taken when I was a child not much older than you are now." "Did you know papa then?" "No, dear. Why do you ask?" "I thought mayDe you did, 'cause you've only got one leg." New York Times. "Attractions" of the Philippines. An American in the Philippines, writing on business to a friend in Washington, incidentally sums up his impressions of our annexed territory thus: "The Philippine Islands are a fierce proposition. I would not take Governor Taft's Job, and you know how avaricious I am. Here are the attractions: Bugs, ants, lizards, mosquitoes, mos-quitoes, snakes, beriberi, leprosy, cholera, bubonic plague, fevers, dhou-bey dhou-bey itch, etc News is a month behind be-hind all the time. Ink costs a dollar (Mexican) for a half-pint bottle, but the man who stays here to sell it deserves de-serves the price. It Is Inconceivable to me how any white man can 'en-Joy' 'en-Joy' Manila." Egypt Pays Tribute. Egypt is legally a dominion or province prov-ince of Turkey. It pays a tribute o close on 700,000 to the Sultan, and has been nominally part of the Otto man empire since the twelfth century. A BACK NUMBER The Milk and Egg Diet. Starving the patient who has a sick stomach, is an out-of-date treatment and no longer necessary with the pre-dlgested pre-dlgested and nourishing food Grape-Nuts, Grape-Nuts, that the weakest stomach can handle and grow strong upon. There is plenty of proof of this: "I had suffered from stomach trouble for six years and for most of the last two years had been confined to my bed, the trouble having become chronic in spite or the very best medical medi-cal attention. I had always been a coffee drinker, but- for the past year I could not drink it at all because it made me so nervous I could not sleep and my appetite was almost entirely gone. "Then some friends advised me to try the prealgested food Grape-Nuts and about three months ago I did so and since that time my improvement has been so rapid that my customers and friends are astonished and every day someone remarks upon my changed condition. I have gained 15 pounds, sleep well, my appetite is good and my digestion is perfect Where I .ave lived on milk and light diet for years I now eat most any-thiag any-thiag I want and don't suffer any inconvenience in-convenience either. The way Grape-Nuts Grape-Nuts 'food has built up my stomach and strengthened my nervous system particularly is Just wonderful. "I drink your food drink, Postum, too, and no longer feel the want of coffee. There is absolutely no doubt that leaving off coffee and using Grape-Nuts and Postum has brought me out of my bed from an invalid back to fine health." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. "There's a reason," and that reason la plain to anyone who will spend a few minutes Investigating in the interest in-terest of health. Send to the Co. for particulars by mail of extension cf time on the f 7.5 00 cooks contest for 735 money prizes. CALLER AT THE WHITE HOUSE. He Wanted to Have the Names ot All the People Changed. The first crank to mae his appearance appear-ance at the White House since the return re-turn of the President, says the Washington Wash-ington Star, went to the executive office of-fice on Monday. One of the doorkeepers door-keepers quickly came to the conclusion conclu-sion that the man was "muddy," in secret se-cret service parlance, and turned him over In an adroit manner to a secret service officer. The officer soon found the man's story. "I want to see the president to have the names of people peo-ple changed," the man confidentially informed the secret service officer, "and the president must issue an order or-der to do this at once. I came here all the way from Chicago to see that this thing is done properly. Just look at the way people are named. Here are men in the undertaking business busi-ness bearing all kinds of names. Ev- f$ry man in that business should be ed Coffin. Every man in the d business should be named Wood. All the grocers ought to be named Butter or Lard or called by the name of the goods sold in their stores. Here are dry goods dealers bearing all kinds of good names, when they ought bear the names of Thread, Buttons, Cambric, Calico and other things. It isa shame the way this thing is done now. The wrong naming of people leads to trouble and business confusion con-fusion and there isi only one 6afe thing taat is, to change the name. You see that steam roller standing there in the White House grounds. Well, that roller ought to furnish the jiame of the man that runs it. He ought to be named Roller. The man who is putting down these asphalt SVavements In the grounds ought to be tff.med Asphalt." yjoj ims time uie cia.ua. uau uceu rKlowly escorted across the grounds by I 'the secret service man. and had re ceived an intimation that the president presi-dent would prefer that he submit his plans somewhere else at this time. The man was not arrested. YOUNG MEN OF PROMISE. Wealthy Youths Willing to Occupy Subordinate Positions. There are a number of young men of inherited wealth who hold small but generally promising positions In New York. They possess an ambition that will not permit them to lead idle and useless lives, and employers are sometimes Ignorant of their financial independence.. Here is a case in Illus tration: A young clerk In a down-town office where scores of clerks were employed had been reported 111 for several days, and the head of the company, wishing to learn his prospects of recovery, looked over the home addresses of the other clerks. Calling In the one, who according to this list, lived nearest to the sick clerk a young man drawing draw-ing a salary of $23 a week he asked if he would "stop off and see how Harry was getting along." "Certainly," was the reply; and then, after a little hesitation, he added: add-ed: "I win have to make a special trip to Jersey to do it, as my wife and I are living at the Waldorf-Astoria this winter!" The astonished ' employer learned upon inquiry that his twenty-three-dol-lar-a-week clerk was a millionaire, who was unostentatiously winning his way along with his less fortunate fellow fel-low clerks, all of whom were equally in ignorance as to hi3 wealth. The Walking Delegate. You wanted a kid real sassy and mean, A pug-nosed rooster, not fat nor lean. But pudgy and short, with good, strong lung3 And a bigr wide mouth that could stretch three rungs. Now walk, consarn you, walk! You wanted a kid, a bold little tot, You wanted a kid that would get real hot If you laid him down. You'd trot him some And pedal the floor till kingdom come. Now walk, consarn you, walk! A kid with the colic you thought was bright, ' He'd be like his dad, staying up all night, Drinking from bottles and making things hum, Yelling like Sioux until morning come. Now walk, consarn you, walk! You once sported round like an easy guy. When you met the gang, you'd always buy. You'd take a cab for a block or bo Now to the office you trod through snow. Now walk, consarn you, walk! The kid needs all of your surplus dough, You have a straight, beaten path to go. When you meet the boys, just pass them by. You're a daddy now, and can't fly high. Now walk, consarn you, walk! Ohio State Journal. Delights of Tiger Hunting. Capt. Macquoid of the first lancers of the British army, inspector-general of the nizam's forces at Hyderabad, Hydera-bad, recently had a strange adventure adven-ture with a tiger near Bangalore. Accompanied Ac-companied by a native orderly, he had tracked the animal for three days and then lost him. The tiger was wounded, but made good bis escape and took refuge in a cave, where he was "jsuddenly discovered by the orderly, or-derly, who gave a warning shout and bolted. Capt. Macquoid, a few yards away, just had time to drop down behind be-hind a ledge of rock only three feet and a half high when the tiger emerged from the cave, crawled right over the ledge without noticing the officer and made for the orderly, who had tripped and fallen. He had seized the native by the leg when Capt. Macquoid Mac-quoid lodged a bullet in his spine and then shot him through the head. Highly Facetious Cold. Dean Farrar has related this story: "At one small public dinner at which I met Charles Dickens I was struck with his chivalry to an absent friend. Mr. Sims Reeves had been announced to sing at the dinner, and, as happened hap-pened not infrequently, Mr. Sims Reeves had something the matter with his throat and was unable to be present. Dickens announced this and the statement was received with a general laugh of incredulity. This made Dickens, who was in the chair, very angry, and he manfully upheld his friend. 'My friend, Mr. Sims Reeves,' he said, 'regrets his inability Ur fulfill his engagements, owing, he added with great severity, 'to an unfortunately un-fortunately amusing and highly facetious face-tious cold!'" As Corrected. The Parson You wouldn't be so poor, 'i nomas, were it not for the fact that you are intoxicated half the time." Thomas Thash (hie) not It. par-shon. par-shon. I'm (hie) 'tox'cated half th' time, cause I'm (hie) so poor. Shee?" Americana Own Homes. There are over seven and a quarter million families living in their own houses in this country. More than a million acqured homes in the last ten Tears. AFLOAT FOR 350 YEARS. Ship Anita Retired After Long Rw-. Rw-. erd of Slowness. What ship in the world can boast such a record as the Anita, which has just been sold to be broken up? She was registered at the port of Genoa, and has been afloat almost since the days of Columbus. She was built in Genoa in 1543, and her last voyage has not long been over. It was from Naples to Teneriffe. It is true she was 205 days on one voyage from Baltimore to Rio de Janeiro, but what is that to a ship which has weathered such countless storms and tornadoes in all parts of the world? The sturdy old vessel has been engaged en-gaged in the carrying trade between Spain and the United States. Of course she has been repaired frequently during dur-ing the many long years of her life, but still her original style has been preserved, and she still exhibits her high bow and stern and lavish carvings carv-ings of oak. The schooner Raven of Beaumaris is a famous old vessel. She has been engaged in the coasting trade during the reigns of five British monarchs. In fact, her age is 114 years; but the old ship has been taken to Carnarvon harbor to be broken up. A fine old warship is the old 70-gun frigate Anne. She was crippled and run ashore otf Dungeness in Admiral Torrington's battle with the French fleet in 1690. For a full 200 years she has been embedded in the sands there. She has become visible once more, for the hulk now shows plainly at low tides close in to the snore. Expeditions Expedi-tions are being organized to raise some of her old brass guns. A still older warship is a Spaniard which has been discovered lately under un-der 200 feet of water off Messina. From this vessel six guns have been recovered, including two guns seven feet long. These bear the date 1662 under the royal escutcheon of Spain which makes it pretty certain that she was sunk in some naval engagement in the seventeenth century. Stray Stories. MADE A DANCING JOURNEY. Remarkable Feat Performed by Old-Time Old-Time English Actor. William Kemp, an English comic actor who flourished during the last years of Queen Elizabeth, and who belonged to the same company as Shakespeare, and "created" Dogberry, danced from London to Norwich, a distance of 114 miles. He was accompanied accom-panied by a servant, an umpire and a man with a tabor and pipe. Crowds hindered his start on Feb. 11, 1600, and many met him at every place. Several tried to dance with him, but none could rival his pace; the most successful were women. Although delayed de-layed by a snowstorm, he did it in nine days, and on the way accepted a challenge or two, each time coming off best, except when a Chelmsford maiden of 14 danced till he was "ready to lie down." On his return he wrote an account of it, which ends with a warning to those with whom he had made wagers that if they did not pay up he would publish their names. The "Nine Daies' Wonder," as the title runs, Is a merry, readable pamphlet. Among other curious information in-formation in It is the statement that the customary way to deal with pickpockets pick-pockets at the theater in those days was to tie them to a post. King Snake Kills Moccasin. "Two years ago," says a writer in the Scientific American, "It was my good fortune to witness a combat between be-tween a king snake and a water moccasin. moc-casin. I was attracted to the scene by a negro laborer. When I reached the spot I found the snakes coiled together to-gether in a pool of water, the king snake gripping his enemy with the tip of his tail just back of the head. It was clearly his Intention to drown the moccasin. For the purpose of taking a photograph I lifted the two struggling, writhing ' serpents to a rock. Just before I took my photograph photo-graph the king snake pulled the moccasin's moc-casin's head in tha exact position he wished and quickly spread his jaws over it Thoughtlessly enough, I put the snakes back into the water, thinking think-ing that the king snake would also drown. Very soon, however, he left the pool, stretched his victim straight out before him and leisurely began to swallow him. In my efforts to take another photograph he was frightened away. Both snakes were nearly the same size, being about three and one-half one-half feet in length." Lament of the Lay Brother. Iona, O Iona! My days go sad and slow. For 'mid your island meadows I hear no cattle low. I miss the fields of Kerry, The green fields and the klne, And In my brother's chanting Is heard no voice of mine; Iona, O Iona! My mates are glad of cheer. But I, the Kerry peasant, Dwell sad and lonely here. I send an exile's sighing Across the sundering sea; O would I were in Kerry, Or the klne were here with met Iona, O Iona! The Saint sleeps well, I trow. Nor dreams that one poor brother's Heartbroke for Ireand now, Heartbroke to be a. herdboy And watch the cattle feed, " And call the cattle homeward Across the darkening mead. Iona, O Iona! All summer swallows stay . About your towers; the seagulls To Ireand take their way. And would, I cry with weeping, The seagulls' road were mine. To hear and see the lowing, The kind eyes of the kine! Iona, O Iona! Unidentified. Auto Stage Lines In Nevada. Unlike the horse or the less comely mule, the automobile does not need water, save that which is wasted in making it look clean. Hence a field of actual usefulness has been found for the machine in Nevada, where water is scarce. Tonopah, realizing that several hours can be saved in the time required to make the stage trip between Sodaville and Tonopah, is organizing a strong company to put in operation an automobile stage line, each coach to carry sixteen passengers. passen-gers. The machines will be of thirty-two horse power and a guarantee of making the trip of sixty miles in six hours. The news of the new enterprise en-terprise is hailed with satisfaction, owing to the crowded condition of the mail stage and its heavy loads of freight every night V Had No Kick Coming. "Young man,' said the stern parent to the applicant for a job as Bon-ln-law, "I want you to know that I spent $5,000 on my daughter's education." "Thanks," rejoined the youth who was trying to break into the family circle. Then I won't have to send tuer to school again." THE WORD WAS FAMILIAR. Scholar Naturally Misled by Modern Slang Term. A West Philadelphia Sunday school teacher has a class of a dozen small boys, ranging in their ages from 6 to 8 years. Not long ago the lesson was from the twenty-second chapter of Oenesis, upon the temptation of Abraham Abra-ham to offer Isaac for a sacrifice. The teacher told them in as simple language lan-guage as possible the story of the going go-ing Into the mountain and the preparation- for the sacrifice, and when all was ready she explained that Abraham saw a. kid caught in the bushes tnd took that and killed it There was an awed silence for a moment when she had finished, fin-ished, and then one little lad gasped, with eyes wide with horror: "A kid! What, a. hov?" WAS TOO FAR DOWN. Youngster's Nickel Not at the Moment Available. ' Senator Sibley, the famous trotting horse breeder, had taken his family to the county fair and was walking about the grounds surrounded by his youngsters of which he has something some-thing less than a dozen when he felt one of them tugging at his coattails As he turned the youngest, a lad of six, Implored his father to buy him a toy balloon. "Buy It yourself," said the wealthy Pennsylvanian. "Where's the nickel I gave you a moment ago? "It's down my neck." "Well, shake it out," said Mr. Sibley. "I can't, sobbed the little shaver; "it was in my mouth wfeen It went down." New York Times. A Fearful Thought. Intelligence that a young woman has chased Sir Thomas Li peon into a cor ner and kissed him several times will excite the haunting dread that the cup lifter may yet be seen prowling around the country emulating the osculatory performances of Richmond Pearson Hobson. It was the same kind of experience ex-perience that started that hero on his devastating career. "compelled to use a crutch for EIGHT MONTHS. DOAN'S kidney pills CURED MRS. P. CONLI.N. CARBON DALE. PA. Mrs. P. Conlin, 83 Greenfield Green-field Avenue, Carbondsle, 1'a., says : " I suffered with backache, and, despite the use of medicines, I could not f;etridofit. I tea compelled o vse a crutch for eight months, and a part of the time waa unable to walk at all. I fairly screamed if I attempted to lift my feet from the floor, and, finally, I lost control of my limbs through weakness, as I could neither bend nor straighten up to my full height, and if ever a woman was In a sei ions condition, I was. My husband hus-band went to Kelly's drug (tore and brought home a xx of Doan's Pills. I felt easier in a few days, and, continuing the treatment, I NAME. P. o 0$. fDoan 71 STATE For fro trlnl box, mall this eonpon to Foster-iiilourn Oo., Buffalo, N. Y. If above paco U insufficient, write address on fejis. rat. Blip. OF INTEREST TO SPORTSMEN. J5 GUNS, RIFLES, PISTOLS, AMMUNITION, FISHING TACKLE, GENERAL SPORTING, CAMPING and OUTDOOR GOODS, including PHOTOGRAPHIC and BASEBALL SUPPLIES, SUP-PLIES, CYCLE SUNDRIES, Etc. It is full of the latest goods and lowest prices and is FREE FOR THE ASKING. BROWNING BROS. CO. Woman' Remarkable Fad. Have you seen a woman on a street car or train take two white mice out of an air-filled reticule, caress them fondly and then kiss them ? Her hus: band waa with her the other day, but the wee small pets occupied all her attention. The reticule had little air opening in the sides, with a rubber tube attachment, thorugh which ac-casionally ac-casionally fresh air was blown, for the day was sultry and wee mousie might suffocate. "Hubby" was utilized util-ized to blow in the air. He looked henpecked and thoroughly subdued. Occasionally the woman would open the reticule, when the little white mice would clamber out over the top. Is this to be a new fad? New York Press. Sane Man, If A Chicr.go jman wants to borrow a 18-inch cannon, set it upon the top of Pike's Peak and send a projectile into space to upset the Newtonian theory of gravitation and tap the reservoir res-ervoir of electricity, which he says exists above the earth's atmospheric envelope. He thinks the cannon ball, If a magnet, will net come back to earth, but will remain In the electric reservoir, and he expects to draw unlimited un-limited power down through a wire attached to the ball. If Newton was mistaken and modern men of science all wrong in their ideas of the construction con-struction of the universe and the movements of the planets, the Chicago Chi-cago man is not crazy. Good Profits Seem Assured. The earning power of the Marconi stations at Wellsfleet and Glace Bay la a matter of easy computation. The practical maximum speed thus far attained at-tained by the Marconi system Is thirty words a minute. An average of eighteen eight-een words per minute would be a sale basis for calculation. The cable charge for transatlantic service Is 25 cents a word. If the charge be 10 cents a word the daily earning capacity of one tation Is over $2,500, or $925,000 per year. This earning capacity may be doubled by an increase of speed to the maximum attained. English Slang in France. Never have ' the French made use of so many English trords as during the past season. The world of "sport" began the practice some years ago, and it had this excuse, that it drew Its horses, its "trainers" and Its "Jockeys" from the other side of the channel. But nowadays French society so-ciety indulges in a positive debauch of exotic terms. One goes no longer "sur le champ des courses," but "on the turf." The horses go round the "ring." The "donneurs de Paris" are "bookmakers." The "gross pontes," "plungers." A "thoroughbred" (pur sang) la no longer "boiteux," but "broken down." Paris letter. To Manufacture Hoop Iron. Consul B. H. Warner writes from Leipzig, May 20, 1903, that the Haspe Iron & Steel company (located at Haspe, Westphalia) has completed a plant for the manufacture of hoop iron. The company 13 capitalized at 4,265,-000 4,265,-000 marks ($1,015,070). It- was organized or-ganized in 1894, and since that time has paid its shareholders 74 per cent In dividends only 2 per cent, however. how-ever. In the last two years. No Personality In Ears. After studying and photographing more than 40,000 pairs of ears of persons, per-sons, including those of 2,000 Insane and 800 criminals, and those of 800 animals, an English criminologist li forced to conclude that the ear gives no clew to personal traits. BACKACHE. Backache is a forerunner and one of the most common symptoms symp-toms of kidney trouble and womb displacement. READ MISS BOLLMAN'S EXPERIENCE. " Some time ago I was in a very weak condition, my work made me nervous and my back ached frightfully all the time, and I had terrible headaches. head-aches. My mother got & bottle of dla E. I'inkham's Vegetable Compound Com-pound for me, and it seemed to strengthen my back and help me at once, and I did not get so tired aa before. 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