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Show I Pi1. V mk Tntur. ia widespread discontent among ST the laboring classes in Chili. I jhlishcd every Thursday in Uio build log just north of Malcolm ,Y ' Hughes' Store Ly V. There I W, II, . n. ... . .. $2.00 1 00 .. ' 50 Renner, Edihjy and 3)jans"er. 'HURSDAY, MAy ?0,18D3. ( Too little chin and too much check make a bad character were ten thousand (loath from An ale in a man's stomach is Jrc- state during the a nail in hit colli n. qucntly (juarter ending March 31st. A young lady always has a bang up timo when she undertakes to arrzngo her Forty thousand cotton operatiyea have front hair." returned to work in England, tho recent Even if a boy is always whistling, lockout having been settled. . I want to be an angel, it is just as well to keep the preserves out of his reach. The Chinese Exclusive Bill has beThere Is a postoibce in Kentucky come a law, and jt ia reported that tho Probably thifc apChinese Embassy will withdraw from called Any Time. plies to tho postmadcr's hours for imWashington. bibing. grip in II. KENNER 4 ANDREW JENSEN )no year., j s month lirco mouth Wit and Humor. Nct Yoik 'll" I" " ' Tho season Is approaching when (lie by the man who says, Is this hot enough for French police that conspirators have left you? will pave to find some other way Thero Is nothipg that loqka more Paris for St, Petersburg to dynamite of making a fool of himself. pleasant or makes homo moro attractive him. pleasant for the jCar. Sir, I intend to raise the rent, said ban a noat, well kept layn, set out in the landlord to one of his tenants, to At this pots with bcai;?jfuj Cower. TllR House has appropriated ope bun which he replied: I am very much imo of tho year they need a good doal dred and fifty thousand dollars for ex obliged to you, for I can't raise it tu, self. f attention in regard to trimming ant pcnscs at tho Paris conference to arbi.vatoring, Tliope who iaye no lawn The tnan who ge ft jhoid of new? and trate the Behring sea diTiculty. -- round their homo shou'd plant them Vont give ft up to a reporter is probably restrained by fellings of professional nee, for they give to a place a delight and Saute Yak , inpie CjuRi.ps fie is an item miser himself. jealousy cool and the Ailly inviting appearanco in ottest days of thp jujgmcr, fhey are Coff, who were to have been married in A physiologist says that no man's THE PRACTICAL few days, were drowned together while Uo important as a matter of health, for This body is as strong as Ids appetite. ford & swollen stream near explain? why the pile of victuals a tramp ..licfQ t(jo ground is dry and hot aroum trying jo can eat is bigger than the pilo of wood la. Stuart, - houso there is ptjch more danger of he can saw in a day. jJikncss than whejro flis place jg kept IIoopi'Lp desire anpcjatbip f,o ffj Jhe major, (rocking Kelly on his knee by a well watered green grass plot, United is stated that when for Aunt Mary's sake) I suppose this is It States, We also think should moro attention f tiie present queen, Liliokolani dies, there w hnt you like Nelly Yes, its very nice, m gtycn to ihe , ,"i Handbook of American Polibut I lode on a real donkey yesterday planting of shade trees, will be no more queen down there. Let I mean one w ith foqr .by they not only tend to msko a city you know. )eg, tics, as applied to Utah, reus wait until Lily passes ayay and then ' beautiful and show thrift and duced to Plain Lmguam enterprise see about it. What a good tldng ft would ho if men ..n the part of tho inhabitants, but they and Easily Underwere angels! said one young lady to an other. Well, my dear, all those who stood Explana,unkq t)o walks aroupd town pleasant mmla lovo to mo were. IIow so? eagerly tnd agreeable. Jf tho Main street in this It Is Out tions, of nearly Years SJnce asked tho former. Why, because Fifty they H00 pages. city waq lined jpjth shade trees on each It was fun to livo. have all flown. Ido from one end to the other there There was leisure for enjoyment. Men slept in beds. would not be a prettier drlvo in Utah, Literary man, (laughing) Yes, I took to literature naturally, I was vaccinated ' The one horse wagon was in vogue. .liould be ovor all .nj they planted The buggy with springs was unknown. from a quill, you know. Friend (grimly) town, tho city qt a distance would look Ilal The world x.ould have been the The mays for gold had not pome. like a veritable Garden of Eden. We Brawn and bruin were champions. gainer if you had been vaccinated .with a HANDSOMELY PRINTED The friction match was a curiosity. pick or shovel . Ijoub like t jee morn interest We were a nation of hard workers. in these matbrs. A genlenion once went to Doctor ASD IOUXD. At every crossroads shoemaker and : and Doctor eaju Abernathy my wheclright throve. daughter had a fit, and continued withMart Tvna r r nd John Wojtasiak are Elections were unbought. out knowledge for half an hour. Oh A was a of natives notable Poland. Tho young lady, who ; event. days journey never mind tie doctor, that, replied Highways wero the ayenues of comis very pretty and affectionate, feared ; ninny people coutiuue so ill) tjidr lives. merce. was to John ran and llmj going away The most useful book of the kind ever Tho sewing machine was unheard of. Delinquent subscriber (to country break his promise of marriage. Fearing The Yankee peddler was prospering, published, Ind'speniable ns Ready is referred to editor): Why your paper that never again would she have the Reference on All local and genlie hud not yet circumnavigated the as a pattnt inside? Editor (gloomily): fl eral Political Subjects. hence to wear such m came as that, she globe. t doesnt refer to the paper; it refers to Our emblem of commercial haste was me.. ' I' Delinquent subscriber; yon! orlly prppeeded to lopk John up in the coach. Editor: Yes if I hadn't a patent inside If.udlow street Jail, New York, and sued '!, from York to Nciy Traveling Philad starve to death. him for ten thousand dollars. But John delphia was a good dsys'yQrk, the in J '?, , Wojtasiak, with an enunciation and a I M Thero were neither mowera .nor ' An inciL t was related by Dr. Quint - UAB - ? 'purity of Tolish dictign at the Boston ministers meeting The Histories of and Dijjercnces lately ; i iiunra ( t conversation with the keeper ot of this leticeen the Parties fire. itTTIib Women cookej by were skll&d with the ax. a small shoe store, a foreigner, as to Ins men CYoung Plainly Told. " oXC V c Uftfi-pThe ere of forest destruction wts at its political opinions: Are you an anarchist) i.oo ami I'.vlt MrOi' What No. No. Aro you a socialist) best. romoauv--n0oetime, and The aq was tho resourse ot many are jyou then? I am a Baptist. The judge, amities. tallow can, dies made the At night-ial- l Siary loved John and that Reason? foy Marrying lohn loved if ary, settled the ten light. A newspaper lately sent out poctal for would not Butter marketing pay pa$o in just ten minutes by one hundred miles from home. CONTENTS. cards to the married men of a small town had not begun to in western New York, with the inquiry i.qrryiug tljefp then end there. The steam saw-miPreface The National and Local GovWhy did you marry? make merchandise of the forest. ernment Election of President and few of the responses: a We dined of a lord thousand give Tho acpei A pood system of waterworks would The Electoral CoI for been what have Thats ils men. trying X. be Senate and House of Re ioi good ponyenience and a' pomfort to with The matron advised with her maids evleven years to find out. llege! ..al tho inhabitants of Spanish Fork. Not and aided them in securing mates. Married to get even with her Another, preseotatives The Supreme Court-Pract- ical Politics Generally The W. but have. uever their boasted in of be useful Girls and patrons :qly woqld quell tystetp Couvcution Foundation of the Be,cause Sarah told me that five other tskb of lire, but it would be beneficial to spinning. The C. Parties Tarif- f- Public Ex to her. men had proposed . Only the thrifty took young newspaper. the people from a sanitary standpoint, as and Collections - The man old The ended dawn with thought penditures years eight The day began B. Billion Dollar Congress The Reciit would furnish them with pure water with nine oclock. courtin was almost enough. I was lonesome and melancholy, and Base-bal- l for culinary purposes. was not a national game. The water that procity Question Political Legisla lion The Force Bill The Silver The circus and clown were the event wanted someone to make me lively. N. Hows down ur irrigating ditches, over Question-Miscellan- eous Matters at D. I). 8ho makes me very lively. of the year. (lows and runs across streets, through Issue The Third Party The Great J was tired of buying ice cream and The menagerie gaye the church picm-belots and into yvells, carries with it a and Contest of 18(i0 The Parties of the candies, and going to a good chance, Past Australian Ballot System tain amount of disease that is liable to The clock, tin, and notion peddler churches, and wanted a rest. Have saved S. C. The Single Tax Question National houso. money. visited Wo have eyery every Spread contagion. Committees and Platforms of all the J. Please dont stir me up. answered when In trado, produce s a sys facility here for making Parties Presidential Elections from Because I did not have the experience was lacking. ti in of waterworks, and wo hope our money G. tho Beginning, with Vote, Date and I now. have entertained. house farm Every thrifty Cabinet Officers from Politics Because I thought showas one among ( ity fathers will give tho matter their at The railroad was hatching. a thousand, now I sometimes think she Washington fo Harrison inclusive The telegraph was not heard from. . ten I ion. E- ia a thouaand among one. Prevailing Political Terms explained Diphtheria was unknown. me to was The Local Political Situation and Tho and give going governor laughs tollers hearty Story to The British Admiralty are opposed The Fiist Campaign his foot, so I took his daughter's abounded. History II tho scheme of admitting Jnraan line Appendix. Hard di inking until old ago scarcely hand. I thought it would be cheaper tlinu a registry, on the enabled a man to see snakes. iloamers A. C. breach of promise suit. ie farms were undreamed of, Praii of a are steamers these that part ground the same fool question as my west was unknown. Thats The mighty tho British Naval Reserve, having re C. II, territory of the United States had friends and neighbors ask me. The point notThp British subsidies. Because I hud more money than I been crossed. was the vocation of kbew what to do with. Now I have Forest-cleavinraised is serious ouo. Our government O.VE DOLLAR A COPT. more to do thau I have money with. of the d mcp. will make no rash bargains, but ncithor D. B. Ohio orkt in Burning fallow will it submit to have its hands tied in I wanted a companion of the opposite and Pennsylvania were daily sights. A. patter so important. Most men were born, lived and died in sex. P. S- .- She is still opposito. F. .Jba.Tictition it. the sumo county. tho door at Had ' ?.. farmers unlocking difficulty Laramie of Prosperous Mrs, Theresa Jenkins, Jt?"All orders must be accompanied night, and wanted somebody to let me of money. , V e.uuty, ml , Mr. Bob. cash. was the emblem'ot haste Address, saddle by The Uintah county, are among the alternates and I. J. speed. 8. A. KENNER, We now who may go to tho Minneapolis conveu Few bad seen a purchased carpet. Kail. 8a!tLake City, Utah, The gentlemen of Con from Wyoming. Family garments were home wrought. have it all the time. on an I asked her if sliod have mo, Beeauso well subsisted men Professional to ladies tho ask not should the new state She laid she would. I think shes got Income of :100 per yenr. Blivius. i j lay second fiddle in that way, and If tho Doors were left on the latch at night. me. female suffrage In , ladies submit, The family wash bung out all night. Cotton sheeting was fifty ceuts per , Wyoming has not the stamina its friends Easily Identified yard, not as good as now for five. jiaffl claimed for It, Brother Jonathan, do yon Czar The littlo anxiety. Fiugal homes knew know anything about the Standard Oil and was rial personal, Property ' There is a tight between two water Roal property waa real estate. Per- company? Brother Jonathan I should say I did or some and in sixty Denver, sonal property was notes, mortgages and rompanier Why? thousand cithens of that town farm stock. They have been buying land and Government slocks, bonds, railroad rro getting water for nothing! but that is over here." wells bank Btocks. stocks, and manufacturing ' Have they ninde you an not the way la which to reconcile Den mining stocks, municipal bonds, and They have? 1 are tco ofllr for your threno yet? Free blessings water. unknown. were values to ter speculative Oh! no. often desplsod. If water were expensive, Haven't they hiuted that you could love to would lea.a It was tho general opinion that Tam n a e uiouey by selling out now and remany good citisens NotwithMacSaunders was cracked. H better.' tiring to private life instead of waiting standing this, Tam managed to per- until they squeeze you out) murderer suade a lady fair to become his bride and Not a word. Deeming, tho Australian went to the minister to arrange matters to sentenced Its some oilier company then. and has been convicted reverend geptleman shared the comThe to be greatly mon notion respecting Tams mental death. Ho did not appear Ie W. Kenwaiih M. Wars mi. tho. of iury verdict capacity and therefore proceeded with annoyed at the other tho matter. and in courtroom duo caution Among ARNER A KEN WARD, turned to tie ladies In tho -questions tho minister asked: As this is courteously and to smilingly .t-Xj.a.w. or a very important step you are about .JLTrcr.iTE-sr- a the take, you might to consult your parents that he would live to marry mis been to liavo Have you done so?" Na, about it. t a inn IV.oek, OjTvt Them vet. Ho seems on Monday nae fedr o' me,said Tam: thev ncVer was hfingod ho ns . VTAU taken, , TllOVO, consulted mo whan they got marrlt! Australia. morning last at Melbourne, Tub C,.ar DTAUTIFY. has been jaotified NOW READY! POLITICIAN m -- 1 ' ' . 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