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Show FAMOUS ENGLISH TOWN THE SPANISH FORK PRESS. ANDREW JENSEN, r.blteh.rw UTAH. SPANISH PORK. Some people who jump at lone night of the hurdles. a concli-Ion- Shrewsbury Worthy of More Than Passing Interest Five Hundredth Anniversary of Fierce Battle Fought There Recently Commemorated Home of Great Men. The toy pistol ought to be adopted by the f rmy. It heats the gatllng gun. John Hay but there Is a grandpa, Its is no us.e for the little breecbea. a girl. When Joy enters a house she Is sometimes followed by a smell of paregoric. Some people appreciate their friends exactly In projiot tlon to what they can got out of them. A gold (ooili, well up In front, seldom falls to cause a smile to the owner of the tooth. peculiarity of the Chinese open door Is that It is not open far enough to get anything out or In. A The happiest person Is one who Is regnrdless of thu future and oblivious of tho past. Atchison Globe. Although ho works In the vineyard, the perfect pastor must not look like a farmer, says Itev. 'Mr. Crandall. Incidentally It might he well to turn of the ngamo niermls oullels loose on tho kissing bug. a few specimens A million gallons of excellent whisky were burnt up In the Glasgow fire Will horrors never cease? last week. Unconscious and unconcerned we sit Idly by while the price of coal creeps silently up 10 ccuts a ton each thirty days. The mosquito proof coat of mall may ere long appear on the market In response to a widespread and pressing demand. not necessarily a lawyer because he Is admitted to tho bar. He may be a personal friend of the barkeeper A man Is Of course, civilization has Its advantages, but tho prehistoric dwellers In caves bad far cooler sleeping places (Special Correspondence.) there was held In the his- eerned, the king withdrew from his Recently toric Engllbk town of Shrewsbury a station, and by so doing saved his commemoration ceremony that was life, for they slew Sir Walter Blount, one of the most Interesting ever held his standard hearer, hut, missing the in that country. The object was to king, charged into the middle of their celebrate the 500th anniversary of enemies. Heaps of dead bodies lay the battle of Shrewsbury, famous as on every side, and victory was begin one of the fiercest and most decisive ti'ng to declare for the rebels, when battles ever lought on itrltish soil, as the king brought up his reserve, well as by reason of the promlnemo which soon turned the scale. At last, Shukospeare gives It In his plays. The the rout oceanic pcneial; the rebels historic struggle took place July ill. lied in great confusion, and Hotspur, 11011, between tho forces of Henry IV h.'iig reolved to sell his life as dear and those of "Hotspur," as Henry as po sibie, rurlied Into the hottest 1ercy, the warlike son of the eat! of part of the battle and was killed." Northumberland, was known, and Its Many deeds of piowess were aceffect was to make the former's posi- complished In this engagement. tion on the English throne, whi h lie Henry, it is recorded, had a horse had usurped, stronger than It had l.lllid under him and slew thirty-sibeen up to that time. penons with bin own hand. 500 years after 11 a ocEven of battle This course, gives currence, the story of the battle of Shrew bury its chief claim to renown, Shrewsbury, in which 10 tioo men lell. hut there are other lr uinstances is ono that cannot be read without a which lend Inteiest to It. There is a thrill. Henry of Lancaster was the statue of Iml Clive, who was horn son of John of Gaunt and was a thorn so close In the neighborhood that he In the flesh of Richard II. He had Is accounted a native son of Shrews- no valid title to the English crown, bury. The savior of India was the or the pietense of It, except dial he most famous of Slnewslnirys sons was the son of the fouitli son of Ed- of his day. The town is given addiward III. lie was horn at Holing-broke- , tional interest hv the tact that here In Lincolnshire, In 1 RGG, ami tands the hitthplaee ot Charles liar was surnnnied Rolinghroke. When win, the scientist The ancient Bathe first he aim troublesome Richard tlefield chinch stands on the spot II banished him to Kruiu e. hut he where the aims of I ry triumphed, availed him elf of tho king's abs-iuIt was erected by the- - rumiaiili and is In Ireland, loturned and seized the an inter-sinmemoital. Ther. too, tincrown In sunnyear in Is the old market hall, hearing to this which he became duke of Laniuster. day the arms of Queen Elizabeth. Not In his designs upon the crown lie w n far away is the town of Ludlow, with aided and abetted by the earl ol the lamous old castle of Prince ArNot thumbei land and the latter's eld- thur. est son, Hut spur, who had joined him on tho understanding that Henry POTTERY SECRETS GIVEN OUT would do nothing more than reclaim his confiscated estates ami make no How Treacherous Employe Divulged the crown. Tho attempt to Closely Guarded Process. head of the Lancasters, however, was In the royal manufactory of pottery hardly stieresslul and King Richard, at Meissen, Saxony, tho work was forwho had hurried hack to England, merly carried on with the utmost sescarcely raptured and cinppcd into crecy to prevent the processes from prison, than Henry broke his word to becoming known eleswhere. The es- x to-da- , - 1 - Professional Advice. Wederly "I'm troubled W(j, feet, doctor. What would yo me to do? Get a (hvoioe Hr. Gruffem A Cash Combine. "Is there a beer trust in this town? Mathematics. "Like a good many men of genius, said young Mrs. Torhins, complacently, "Charley is very had at figures." I never heard it betore," said the Intimate friend. "I never observed It myself until But he doesn't the other evening seem to know the multiplication table. He advances the theory that three fives amount to more than two tens. Charley's asked the stranger within the gates. sadly; No," replied the native, here. goes cash only spot Most Annoying. Yes, my engagement ring is but the jeweler's name isnt on the box it mine in Jess That doesn't signify that it Isnt a genuine diamond or Tess Of rcurre not, hut if I dont know the jeweler's name how am I to find out how much George paid for It? Philadelphia Itess. Toss lovely, m Then He Stopped Saying. said Mr. Staylate, course, there are some things that always go without saying Yes, and worse still." Interrupted Miss ratlome Gome, yawping at the clock, "there are some others that do I.iiladelphia just the opposite. Press. Of He Had to Labor. SI e gimme a pie Hie had ma b hut 1 had ter work before 1 got a (burnt to eat it. Weary Walker- - Git out! Sm e, I had ter Hungry Ilk-ginpry do top cru.st off tue ;olf. Hnnrry H'-'m- iis jut "maw1 i I expect to be far away. Sliyboy This time Miss Flirty Not much farther than you are now, I hope. Mr. Not Exactly What She Meant. Information for the Young. yes, she said pioudly, we hack to to , "Pa, whats an Imbroglio? can trace our an A fight In which people dont Well, I dont Know just who, but weve been descending for centuries." pend entirely on their fists. the answer. The teacher was telling her t. things not found in the When any thing is repeated bytu persons it gets to he called a ing, she said. "Now, when at! Is repeated ami accepted as a fan Je-- text-boo- GREAT IMPRESSION. A everybody, what do we rail it? The Intelligent pupils answers; chorus, A chestnut! ? yt; v c v Loquacity. to fig. to my wife that its time to gob. She'll talk for two hours yet. "What makes you think so? Didnt you hear her remark "Theres no use for me Wv U she started the argument? "No; what was it?" She said, Theres very Jltlle on either side. The story of n lot of brook trout getting drmik In the tank of an Oyster llay saloon sounds ospe( lally fishy In this "R"-lesmonth. s Recently the smallest woman In the world died from the effects of tho heat In New Jersey. The heat should have taken some one of its size. J- - If- S'- . Ar- - V, k .Iw.f Tr J- -- k l - "Whats the matter, VX ;cV-,- -. the society people of Newport are forever striving to do something queer and original. It Is not surprising to learn that they have taken to riding the bicycle. As i been rescinded yet? to be regretted that those for elgn potentates cant see a sample of our army as well as a hit of our navy are as lively Our Tommy Atkin and gallant as out Jwrklcs. Is firm tried to cor- ner the bean market and ts In the A San Francisco hands of a receiver. Until Boston sinks Into the sea It Is folly for any other city to foot with the bean Indus- - a A Missouri Inventor Is working on a burglar alarm that will take the. photograph, amuse the family and rail the police, lie says that If he has time he may also make It grab the burglar and hold him. louts policemen who from the force. It will he in tho na ture of an outrage to make such men go to work for n living has Sir Thomas discovered that there Is nothing alumt Rcllatue to iVr pievent her fioin sailing fast haps we might accommodate him by trailing a few grappling hooks along her keel. Anything lor a ood race A Connect It ut l Judge as d.-- po-s,- . f low thctnsi-t( i s to bo ling- - 1 -- ! Wav.) In One Way to Rise. "Old Jones made a rise : 'r in tl lat. at world I dont say so? "You They're swingin him tot! 1 hell 1 limb yonder, an that-- if tho rope dont break iwss ikt v ta Constitution. I do. hickory , h, etc U In He I hope I made an impression on the girl She You must have, shes still limping. Shrewsbury Castle. hls allies and declared himself King Henry, IV. To he king he had no real claim, even had Richard II been dead, the rightful heir to the throne being Edmund, son of tho earl of March. Almost Immediately, Northumberland and Hotspur dcclaicd war against Henry, and soon Induced the Welsh tinder Owen Glendower to Join them. The allies determined to make Shrewsbury, then a heavily fortified town, thilr stronghold, and ILtspur marched townid the phut) with an army of Hnoo men, sending word to Glendower that he should meet him there. Henry IV, however, was tis quick for both of them. Ho readied Shrew stiury first, occupied It, and thus prevented a Junction between hi epiKinents armies. Hotspur arrived. took up a strong position outside of Shrewsbury, and, without waiting for Glendower to make his to appearamc. challenged Henry come out and fight. The king was nothing loth, but first male an attempt to conciliate Hotspur. The fiery young man refused to listen. "Then, said Henry. "I pray God that you may answer for the blood that shall be split and not me! and to he gave ordets fo the royal army to move on to the enemy. Perhaps wlat followed Is best told In the words of a ehixmieler of those tiny, "The battle," this old world writer says, "began with n dreadful discharge of arrows from both tho funit lines. The Sceti h, who were too Impatient to fight t a dldutuo. rushod with great tun upon the front lines ot tho nyal ariuv, aid put fh m Into confusion so i at Hoy would have boon totnllv riuict had net the t of He pur lb' lilted Ills own n : he fmi.-h- t tin r with suih tin daunted lonrce thul a wav was lovnl army, but his opci ml Into t men wipe urn'dr i i follow. "In tho he, if Hi-- bifle, Ho ur film- - If nt d t'-if it ura. with Ineie.ll'ib vu'i-licit all thi ir aim nt tha person ol the king; Hus bclrg Sis 1 a pnstrnted that It Is Judge to sit on the beta It In In- - i!.il td.evts on a hot ilav with, it t u t. i.. it to'!. ctlng himself tu This shows win tier ot not I'nitts nl Ary. I? to-da- are bigger around their waists than they are around their chests are to he dropped St. ) t'-- S' oili-eer- Willie? 1 pectedly devoting to a useful purpose the way, considering the president frequent allusions to race mil ride, has that war department order forbidding the marriage of young J don't seem to enjoy the new pudd baked. "It looks all right, Sallie, but me to wonder if y taste ea cook hook did not contain some t; graphical errors." Roller Monthly - r the muscle they went to college to By to Willie and Sa Hie. - Eastern rollege students are doing harvest work In Kansas, thus unex- It Forerunner of A Going hatlcss may be a new fad at Newport, but no place else where the American girl and boy can got out In the sun and wind. Capt. Wrlnge of the Shamrock III has had his first look at the Reliance, and he says he sees nothing to he scared at. That Is the thing that makes races interesting. here' All Knew Oh. than ours are. An Italian scientist comes forward with a consumption cure, but he Is rather late In the day. Wo have about a thousand consumption cures In America already. J 1 tablishmcnt was a complete fortress the porti nil's of which was not nusod day or night, no stranger being permitted to ertcr for any purpose whatever. Every workman, even the chief Inspector, was sworn to silence. This Injunction was formally repeated every month to the superior ollleets employed, while the workmen had constant ly before their eyes lit large letters the warning motto: "Bo secret unto death." It was well known that any person divulging the process would he imprisoned for life In the on.-tl-e of Koiulgsteln. Even the king Intself vvhn he took strangers to vlst the works was enjoined to soiree y. One of the foremen, however, escaped, and assisted in establishing a manufactory in Vienna, from which the scents spread all over Germany. 1 Not Looking for Oysters. Andiew Carnegie tells a story of an Amerb an l.i Scotland that Illustrates well the Imperturbability of the Siottish temperament. The American, a bicycler, canto to the slum of a lonely lake and saw in a boat a titan examining the depths of the water with a water telescope. The man conducted this examination languidly, lie would pause every Utile while to light his pipe and to converse on tin weather or some such Indifferent subject with a friend who sat upon the bank, now reading a lew paper and now tossing pebbles Idly Into the stream. The American got off his bicycle to rest, and In nu Interval of silem-- lie said to the man seatd on the hunk' "What is your fiteiul looking tor? Oy stars? "No. reply. My btother tn law," was the Patriot Misfortune. the wealthy Cuban s said, pave It lie In Merry Ro-n- . Pltuti r, who, punier pnit of hi i f. r'e.ie in ail of ili Cat an rev obiiioit es, is confind In a N'i w Y rk for t to Ins me. Mr. Ik sus , t to. w I I'll nt ope tlmo was In the m, Ilona, bus dwindled, It Is said, to I UJi'U. So Interesting. "Bah Jove!" sulderly exclaimed Cholly llot ent. after a lull It; the conversation, "this Is the lawst day of June. Isnt It?" "Ye," replied "Why?" "Why, If It was the lawst day of September Instead of June it would ho my birthday . I Great For Exercise. I trn "You say you take automobile it Mr for the sake of exercise?" ar W r, "Certainly." roi "Pan where does the physio! just danced with. Where There s a Will. She hasnt said yes, has she? i rcise come In?" Hick Not yet ythe still thinks she "Getting out to see whut kn't going to marrv me. ter Is " Jnrk ng at Hi 1 tnt Pt l! mg ILL TREATED. t pr I cor wver I Tl trwt M. . hln Elio, dlO, Li M 1 I Two of Her, she cvla'tned n he stag"That's what you would he If you vveie nlwavx as veil look tow." "hat sho?' he I p'led "Well, mdi ar, If you wei, alwavsb ni you 1" Id" mlMl." Fhe l.i t He--- ) lit e Ino dreg ,r, y t an I I1,,, Mil u , n a, 'o I tu, ti. r I iu a hhm l ro quickly tl e what tb pom- unit w ids i - v m in a v, ii i s;. putor Great Ingratitude. : o h V I t o 'wo r k .N Job. but 1U 'U Mir' i iju . v A R"'1 ,iHlnry W'nt Mott Satisfactory Results. Unendurable. Klnghv (I'Ve been I,, them lit-- , May- - i, meet a ' ,i1h ai"l tu"ta phy Hii i things jbst pOMNlbly Iluluie? on I11' x ai now. and what uv Y s, oue, ih ' your i uit t.t amount to? M.iv- - Who wus tie? Ki"!' I'ont I know even-) timn I tiled for a l""1' l"wn a, r, ,n make , ,, ( (mpjn't. I 't' Still Tco Youivi. ''ThU r, a Fovrnmont roltlpt 101 Sml,h Ho tm ,u,- - t Hr , Satisfy eg the T!i rcty Soul. f you Those Preliminary Skirmishes. Mrs. Gadby Why. It's been only a week since the wedding and they 're artlrg like old married people. Mrs. Glibly Yea; they quarreled so much betore their mar, Inge that it wasn't any change to them at all. WteoWH 14 n, d II . ts - "Man wants but little here below," sighed the aimless man with tho baggy trousers. "What man wants, said the square-jawemother-in-laof the patty afort said, "Is a woman to set him an example In the act of getting a move on himself." look now I'd he be tr ir View Feminine. "Beast gered In i I:i V Both Wrong. "Isn't It rid cuUms to call sleeping cars sleepers? "Yes, that's 'way ol?. "Bei auso It Isn't the ears that are sleepers, hut the people who occupy them " Thats where you're 'way off. Evidently you never tried to sleep In one." - "" I'l, In'.iv vi n pi I'.'' w "No, d "'T del - J, !. ' ' , ,.i .v, -- ' ." lm ' mu , M1. , , i Y,r '"nemtlty. " that '"C'd Mill mg ii-i- g aa v.. 1 m'-ti p iMj In old Hi I 1'- SUP, see lm". Willi II hit i le pump- |