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Show Ramblings April Fool. Isn't it an awful jittery feeling when some mean little kids put a bug down your neck for an A. F. joke? You know, it's a good thing kids have stopped jitterbug : ging. Girls always sing to music and jitterbug jitter-bug as if they were gasping their last breath. Breath-ah, yes. Breath of spring-. Do we have such things as spring here? That reminds me. Last week we tried to spring uncle Lewey from Sugarhouse University, Uni-versity, but on account of the National defense de-fense we didn't. Those policemen have no consideration for conservation at all they would have shot our tires full of holes so we stopped . . . Holes. That's the little thing you knock a golf ball into (well, I can dream can't I?) if you're good, I mean. Ah yes! Golfs a good game. More handsome men with convert-ables convert-ables play golf. Of course, though, you go out for the games. Tee off and wham the ball, and bang! that mean little boy has substituted sub-stituted a ball which explodes. Tee ! Tea that reminds me. I must support the China Relief Society. Society's a funny thing if you're "in," you're in the swim and if you're! . . . say how about going swimming now. Somebody'U undoubtedly drain all the H20 from the pool, but it's all in the spirit of April Fool. Moral : Don't read columns like this unless yoa like having an April Fool's joke played on you because there to no moral. |