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Show HOW 00 YOU KNOW rls-e- uni What raaacaakla priM far Jaaraliy ara H yaa 4a aat aaaault aaf Our aa4a ara the finest ablaiaakla at any yrica, an4 ' STORY akaaiulaly guaraataai. m an . stamp and post and T him and went on Into It was A whim seized me to the grounds Iiiiweu-r- , at Cruz. Mexico, I- - visit the it jit of the chapel and iiili-r IS, i: n au l gave a cb.trae the opening to th-.- - tunnel. Ac t'-- i iniieully i act- arrumi of his efforts I the In t of school in doilei- - tin- - iii'il h who whs u man cu in- - hurriedly from pursuing him. Hi- - hnpiil. he wrote, in on-- - of them and turned toward tho ern-ithe holders Texas, but de - tha's-l- . els red thill he hlioid.l keep rh.ar of In j thought It waa Stoddani, but liana, as lie was unaeij. minted with j I einiid nut make him out lu the mist the Indian language. all, ju my uncertainty waited for him Hares gave me n,y coffee In the 'o put I paces between us libiary, ns I wished to settle down p followed. au evening of reflection without delay He strode into the chapel jsirch lorry's rejsirt of hinis"lf was not reus- j with an air of assurance and I heard , despite Its cheerful tone. I .him address some one wl.o had been knew t hut If he had any Idea of trying waiting. The mist v. as now so heavy to reach me he would not mention ft that I could nut see my hand before In a letter which might fall Into, my face, and I stole forward until I of the authorities, and the hope beard the voices of two men distinctly. tliat he might join me grew. I was Hates!" not, perhaps, entitled to a companion "Yes. sir. at under the terms of niy f heard feet scraping on the stone exile, but as a mutter of protection in floor of the isirch. the existing condition of affairs there "This is a devil of a place to talk could In- - no legal or moral reason why in, but It's the best we can do. Did I should not myself against niv the young tuau know I sent for you? f"e, and I airy was an ally worth j Xu, sir. I kept him quite busy having. wjth his books and pajiers." My neighbor, the chaplain, had In''Humph! We can never be sure of advertently glvwi me a bit of Impor- - j him." taut news; and my mind kept revert"I suppose that is eorrect, sir." lug to the fact that Morgan was re "Well, you and Morgan are a fine porting his Injury to the executor of! pair, I must say! I thought he had my grandfather's estate In New York, sumo sense and that you'd see to it Everything else that had happened that he didn't make a mesa of this was tamo and unlniortaiit compare'! whole thing. He's in lied now with a with this. Why had John Marshall hole in his arm and you've got to go tllenarm imidc Arthur Pickering the mi alone." executor of Ills estate? He knew that "I'll do my best, Mr. Pickering." I detested him, that "Don't call me by name, you Idiot Pickering's noble aims and high ambitions had been We're not advertising our business praised by my family until his very from the housetops." name sickened me; and yet my own "Certainly not, replied Hates hunx-bl.grandfather had thought It wise to Intrust his fortune and my future to the The blood was roaring through my man of ull men who was most repug- head, iind my hands clenched as I nant tu me. 1 rose and paced the floor stiHid there listening to thlB colloquy. in anger. voice was and Is unMy rage must fasten upon some one, mistakable. There was always a purr- : kd Ani'-ilri- pa.-tsi-- Now (iil- ntis. - and Misery. . pa.-M- Charles Von Soehuen of 210 A St., Wash., says: "For at least thirty years I suffered with kidney troubles, and the attacks laid me up for days at a time with pain in the back and rheumatism. When I was up and around sharp twingea caught me, and for fifteen yean the frequent passages of kidney secretions an-- : noyed me. But Doan's Kidney Pills' have given me almost entire freedom from this trouble and I cannot speak too highly In their praise. Sold by all dealers. CO cents a box. Foster-MIlbur- a Co., Buffalo, N. T. Colfax. i THE HOUSE OF 170 SALT LAKE A St THOUSAND j CANDLES CITY. UTAH. lLKTH, arm, TnrP0 I Intrra'I hurwrlr. I If PS UaulaUi I PrMiMiMnh oiu. WOULD Ainu Aaikar al "THE MtIN CHANCE,' bAHLIUN." Eic. SHOW BABY THE BILL. Brother Had Great Scheme to Quiet Crying Infant ly ' Lu strict." "They're hideous, perfectly hlde-- huh." "Where Is your home?'' I demanded. '('hictigu, Liulsville. lndiiiiiiijHilis, Clu-- : I'lntiatl, ' 'iiumph. you are dull! You ought to know from my accent that I'm not from Chicago. And I hope I haven't a Kentucky girl's air of wailing to be llattered to death. And no Indlanapo-lis girl would talk to a strange man at the edge of a deep wood In the gray of a whiter day, that's from j twilight a book; ami the Cincinnati girl is without my clan, esprit, whatever you please to call It. She has more Teutonic rcsise, more (lretchen of the llhiue valley about her. IXin't you adore French, Squire fllenarm?" she concluded, breathlessly, and with no pause in her quick step. "I adore yours. Miss Armstrong, I asserted, yielding myself further to the Joy of Idiocy, and delighting in the mockery and whimsical missis of her talk. I did not make her out; indeed. 1 preferred not to! I was not. then, and I am not now, thank God! of an uuulyflcul turn of mind. And as I row older I prefer, even after many a blow, to take my fellow human is I And them. And us for women, old r young, I envy no man his gift of re . As well olvlng them Into eleuu-utstirry a spray of arbutus to the lalsir ttory or subject the enchantment or Moonlight uxui running water to the as try to analyze lame and blow-pllie heart of a girl, particularly a girl vho paddles a cams with a sure stroke mil puts up a good race with u rabbit A lump shone ahead of us at the en ranre of one of the houses, and lights ippcureil III ull the buildings. "If I knew your window I should sing under it, except that you're going home! Y'ou didn't tell me why they were deisirting you." 'Tin really ashunied to! You would ; 1 ; ( you do, op,,, he suggested, "Just give him that milk bill you got the other day. You know you were kicking about milk going up fa price, and mabbe when he sees the bill he'll quit hollerlu' for more." Cleveland Ilalndealer. LISTENERS Hl. ZCIDA CHAPTER XII. Continued. "Hut I suppose the Sisters are awful-- ' j present 'Til tell you wbat HIS itfl;ll,ll M- - l) i The twoyrmr-olbaby In an Rant End family traa showing Ita keen displeasure at dinner the other evening over the fart there was no more milk on the table. The milk supply had run out unexpectedly, and the baby wanted still another drink of milk. tried The fond and doting parent to pacify It with a drink of water, but that didn't go. It wanted some more milk. That was what It wanted. And the child expressed Itself In a way that left no doubt about Its attitude in the premises. There was n guest present and the dinner party seemed not unlikely to end up In a riot It was that already If nnlse counts for anything. Then the baby'n older brother got n happy Inspiration, for the little one was making Itself heard with an abandon that waa getting on brothers nerves as wall as those of the others MADE e siii-iiig- By MEREDITH NICHOLSON SMILE. ' (ih-nar- OPENS GRAVE FOR A PICTURE. Sorrowing Widow Had to Have Pic-tuby Which to Remember Hubby. -- I I'icki-i-ing'- s Of all places, Alto-gath- er the most dinicult In which to preserve one's gravity, when an absurd incident bapiiens, Is church. The worshipers In n certain chapel had some trouble to keep their faces straight a abort time ago. During the servlre some commotion was caused by a gentleman who Ignited a bos of wax tiintchca In bis pocket, and waa trying to put them out. while his alarmed neighbors struggled equally hard to help him. The minister, being could nut make out the reason of the disturbance, and thinking to diplomatically cover the Incident he inno- never" cently said: "Oh, yea, I would; I'm really an old "Brethren, there la a little notae go- friend!" I Insisted, feeling more like ing on. Until U Is over, let us sing, in Idiot every minute. 'Sometimes a Light Surprises.'" Hut they caught Well, don't tell! Some of the congregation were uni flirting with the grocery boy! able to aing. w aren't you disgusted!" I can't believe It! "Thoroughly! Novel Medicine Chest a lot better flirt with me," Why, you'd When sickness occurs In the coun- I suggested boldly. try It means, unless medicines are In "Well, I'tn to be aent away for good the house, that a doctor must be sent at Christmas. I may come back then for, and In many rases It will be hours If I can square myself. My! That's before he can arrive. Every woman Isn't It adorable?" should have a small medicine chest, slang, e "The 8lslers don't like slang, I provided with at least 10 to 25 cents' ? worth of each of the following mediThey lonthe It! Miss Devereux, cines, which often will relieve and you know who she Is! she spies on us cure what might otherwise necessitate and tells. a doctor's visit: Sirup of ipecac, cas"You don't say so; but I'm not surtor oil, sweet spirits of niter, arnica, at her! I've heard about her!" prised wltchhasel. sweet oil, olive oil, bicar- I declared bitterly. bonate of soda, licorice compound, We had reached the dour, and I excamphor, vaseline, paregoric, mustard, pected her to fly ; hut she lingered. mail roll of antiseptic cotton. Oh, If you know her! Perhaps you're a spy, too! It's just as well we Immense Silver Tray. A gigantic tray of solid silver, should never meet ngnln, Mr. Glen-artu,slie declared haughtily. weighing more than 10,000 ounres, baa The memory of these few meeting Just been made by a firm In London for an oriental potentate. The tray will always linger with me. Miss Arm Is seven feet In diameter, and la said strong, I returned In an Imitaiion of to be the largest ever executed: It her own tone. I shall seorn to remember you!" has been In the hands of the workmen mil she folded her arms under the for over n year. cloak tragically. Plague and Fleas. "Our meetings have been all lo few. The part played by fleas In the Miss Armstrong. Two, exactly, I bespread of plague Is dealt with In an lieve!" able manner by J. V. Y. 8. In "Na-tureThen you prefer to ignore the first A Latin writer, Avicenna, la time I ever saw you, she said, her quoted to show that about the year hand on the door. 1(00 It waa known that there was some "Out there in your cams-Never! definite connection between rats and nd youve forgiven me for overhearmore In recent year it has plague. you and the chaplain on the wall been a matter of common observation ing please!" In India that In times of plague a large She grasped the knob of the door number of dead rata are found. And and paused un Instant as though jioii these are found to contain the plague tiering. bacilli In abundance. In 1 SS8 "I make It three times, without that expressed the view that In the one, and not counting once in the road majority of cases the plague was conmil other times when you didn't know veyed from the rat to man through (ilennrni! I'm a foolish little the agency of the flea. Expcrluieuts Squire I which he tried with fleas from rats Till to have remembered the first. now how I huvo boon ee dead of the plague showed how this Is th Mid by!" possible. Other experimenters have She opened and closed the door soft obtained similar results, while others and I heard her running up thi ly. hmve been led to doubt Slmond's gensteps within. eralization. 1 ran back to the chapel, roundl; Bure. abusing myself for having ncglcctc.' "After all," declared the wise guy, niv more scrlnu affairs for a bit o "there Is no nature faker more dan- silly talk with n school girl, fearfu gerous to the community than the lest the openings I had left at both geezer that sold my wife a sealskin ends of the passage should have been Jacket for (300, and which was fouud discovered. Near the chapel I nar to bo rabbit bide worth (39! " j mwlv escaped running into Stoddard. lull I slipped past him, found my In the Language. lantern, pulled the hidden door Into "Some one has aald that a klsa Is place, and, traversing the tunnel withthe language of love, remarked the out Inrldent, soon climbed through the young man In the parlor scene. hatchway and slammed the false block "Well," rejoined the fair maid on securely Into the I'ponlug. the far end of the sofa, "why don't you and get busy say something?" CHAPTER XIII. Limit to Speed of Autos. A Pair of Eavesdroppers. ' The authorities of Xhandml. one of I came down after dressing When (he busiest towns In t'hina, have for Hates chIIimI niv attention dinner, passed a by law allowing motorists to to a belated mail. 1 pounced eagerly maintain a speed of mu mure than 30 In Lauram-a iiHin letter Ikinovnns miles an hour while pacing through hand. Iieuiiug, to my sur- the city. accl-dnetal- ly ." ? hl-ln-- d ; j well-know- n g i Min-riiti- h INCURABLE Body Raw with Eczema Discharged from Hospitals as Hopeless Cutt-curRemedies Cured Him. a More proof that Lydia E Pink hams egetableCoinpound saves woman from surgical operations. "From the age of three months until Mrs, SL A. Williams, of Gaidinex fifteen years old, my son Owen's life writes: was made Intolerable by eezema In Its Maine, I was a great sufferer from female worst form. In spite of treatments the troubles, and Lvdia E. Pink liana's Vegw. disease gradually spread until nearly table Compound restored me to health every part of his body was quite raw. in three months, after my physician He used to tear himself dreadfnlly In declared that an operation waa abso--I his sleep and the agony he went lately necessary. Sirs. Alvina Sperling, of 154 Qey- -i through Is quite beyond words. The regimental doctor pronounced the ease bourne Ave- - Chicago, I1L, writes : I suffered from female troubles, a We had him In hospitals hopeless. four times and he was pronounced one tumor and much inflammation. Two of the worst coses ever admitted, of the best doctors in Chicago decided that an operation waa necessary to save from each he was discharged as in- my E. Pinkhams Vegetable life. curable. We kept trying remedy CompoundLydia entirely cured me without after remedy, but had gotten almost an operation. past hoping for a cure. Six months FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. ago we purchased a set of Cutlcura lor K Fink, Remedies. The result was truly mar hams thirty years lydia Vegetable Compound, made velous and he Is perfectly cured. from roots and herbs, has been the Mrs. Lily Hedge, Camblewell Green, standard remedy for female ills, England, Jan. 12, 1907. and has positively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with Midshipmen and Marriage. displacements, inflammation, ulcera-- . Midshipmen and marriage are inter- tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, esting the navy department at pres- periodic pains, backache, that bear- ent considerably. In the last three feeling, flatulency, more than one midshipman has years nervous prostration. been dismissed from the service for dont you try it ? Why marrying before he has been graduated Mrs. Pinkham all sick from Annapolis. Also there have been women to write invites her for advice. numerous Kite increasingly lias guided thousands to requests to the navy department from passed mid- health. Address, Lynn, Mass. shipmen asking permission to marry. The department has been thus far lenient with Cupid and has granted most of these requests. ; to-da- y mg-dow- suit-pos- " prize-winnin- To be exhumed after ho had been buried fur 20 days and told to sit up ci'iiKi) in e to is uavs. pii.:h OINTMKNT In mamnicmt to nut anv cm and look pleasant was the tough PAXi) f luring. Mind. nr I'MiradiJig Amm u luck that befell a corpse out at Wood-- 1 kloliitoiiuriiMiwj lYfuutlihl. Aflte. lawn cemetery. New York, the other day. Henry Urown, a train dispatcher j Some finished orators don't seem to on the One Hundred and Twenty-nint- know when to quit street elevated road, died Do sember 6 of rheumatic gout and was buried decently and in order. Some two weeka after the funeral it occurred to Mrs. Brown that she would like a photograph of her husband, having none that did him Justice. Immediately she petitioned the Bronx health department for permission to exhume Henry and snapshot him. The health department waa somewhat dazed, but granted the request, and so, with a photographer and an undertaker, Mrs. Brown went to Woodlawn and bad the three weeks' corpse dug up. Brown was taken both profile and full face. IT SEEMED cer-ulul- y short-sighte- s First Postoffice Scheme. The first jiostolfice scheme was private enterprise and was Inaugurated about 1404. ra i s Remarke of Reverend Gentleman Too Apropos l1 'd hiui-hiiP-- ) Rapid Rise. said Mrs. iluvilupple, as she op'-i.cthe letter, "the maa who raa uier on old crippled cow with bis suioiiu.Lile wants to know how much she was worth. 'Tell Llui about six dollars." drawled Hiram ilardapple. "Lot me see, it was that poor village doctor, wasn't It? "No, lilram; it was s city feller. "Was, ih? Well, by heck, tell him she was a first-clascritter and worth every cent of $30." "And come to think of it, Hiram, his automobile was almost as long as s steamboat, with glass windows, six lights and a hern that you could hear five miles." "What? Then write and tell him the cow he killed was a genuine imHolstein and ported worth $500, and if he doesnt settle up every cent in cash 111 put the law on him. Tu, A Fearfully Long Siege of Daily Pain Vi-i- "Then You Prefer to Ignore the First Time I n indiges-tion,dizzines8- Laugh and Grow Fat; No. There la nothing in the maxim 'laugh and grow fat" or else the fail to grow mirthful over their Joke-smith- Ever Saw You? s own merrymaking. and Hates was the nearest target for Ing softness in It. lie used to remind Great humorists seldom are fat F. it. I went to the kitchen, where he nie at school of a sleek, complacent P. Dunne Is the heaviest, weighing usually spent Ills evenings, to Tent niy cat, and I hate cats with particular about ICO pounds. The weight of feelings uiwm him, only to find him loathing. others Is: Mark Twain, 150 living 1 climbed to his room and found la Morgan lying or not whr-- ho gone. pounds; George Ade, 147; Jerome K. It empty. Very likely he was off con- aays he shot himself accidentally?" Jerome, 143, and W. W. Jacobs, 133.' doling with his friend and fellow con- demanded Pickering petulantly. O. Henry la a great humorist, I only know what I from hut he !b Inreally spirator. the enretaker. and I fumed the class. with rage and disappointment. I was the gardener here at the school. You'll Home Magazine. 1 thoroughly tired, a tired as on days understand, hope, that I can't be when I had beaten tny way through seen going to Morgan's house." Foolish Limerick. Of course not. Hut he says you There once . was a foolish tropical jungles without food or water; young but 1 wished, in niy inipntnt anger haven't played fair with him. that you Who clinst-)-! a black cat and herspits kits. His 1 knew mistress exclaimed: a not him what few days after against agencies, to even attacked Well. now. ho blamed. I'll punish myself. to induce an utter Glenarm came." I'll spank that darned doc where he TO BK CONTINUED.) weariness that would send me exsllx!" hausted to bed. KEEN InTFlUGcYVANTED. The snow in the highway waa well j beaten down a ml I swung off country-- ' A Story That Illustrates What Bankv ward past St. Agatha's, v gray mist Are Looking For. hung over the fields In whlrlingdouds. Pierce Jay. the of breaking away and show-Ing the llirohbm-whiter sura. The' banks of MafT huseiis, at ihe Ameriwlal ii's convention walk mid my tnicrci in the alterna-- ' can Hankers lay lx1 pcnrummlly overcome Improper In St. Louis, advocated a better aclion of star lighted and witMKe assistance landscape wmi me to a better itate of counting system. personal Hut above all." said Mr. Jny, In a cf the me mind, and a Tut trampiug a couple of Truly bchcjicicu laxative tulles, 1 set out for home. Several discussion of his Idea, we want intelaiul UixirsjSmna, remedy, Syrup ojligs times on my tramp had caught my- ligence, If embezzlement Is to be thorwhich lo form rrfluiar enables one down. Systems are geoil, self Whistling the air of a majestic oughly put not t assistance So n na aaily old lmnn. mill smiled, Intelllg- .ice Is belter, and in cashremembering but lure may be gradually JiSpcnscwtH) my young friend Oliiia. and her play- iers and tellers and bookkeeper and ing ill III.- - Chapel. She was an mmis-1-i- g nbte clerks we want the same keen, when ho longer needet) as the bestof elilM: the thoir.ht r her further quick Intelligence ihnt characterized remedies, when rrijuined, ore to assist lifted tny spirit, and I turned Into the old Capt. Hiram Cack of Gloucester. nature and not to supplant the lut w, "Cork lay very ill. One day he got a) school park when I re.u p., the outer junctions, which must depend ulli ume with a half reeogmziid wish to feeling (hat his case m a My upon proper nourishment, pass near tin hainnk whe she was hopeless. he doctor.' 'I 'there fear, Isn't said, her dais. spent much hope for me. At the school IMI,. tin. R aB?I 'Oh. yes. there is.' the doctor ancarriage sudden'i idMin-- In the are not common In this re- swered. Three years ago 1 was in i xi r Senna gion. and I was not surprise to flnd your condition precisely, and look at Sy Hit RuniwtarrJ by now.' me this was that the familiar villm hBCk and alert. salJ "Cack. 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