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Show ALL HAIL PE-RU-N- A. A Casecf STOMACH CATARRH. AND 0E WORN TO A SKELETON. COW ATE DYNAMITE 11 CF FEATURES OF iriShOURi Wonderful Restoration Caused a Sensation in Pennsylvania Tiiun, TIME THERE WAS CHAOS ON THE FARM. FOR A Mr. Charles PENITENTIARY. Fa., says: Peculiar Diet of Bovine Simply la Staiitd Strdu&e Warden of Institu L'kes to Srr Crow t.-- r X. "Tht-,- Unset- y..,rs Thing. f,.M. the hall "And, mot!. it. Tipy In her iitii'ii li, ami then jiiut ran like My h- 1 1 IllUllO-ll-llie- nih-iiiiu- iip.-h-- r it-a- i - - tiii-ii- ln-l- s m-i- ii Tl'vjr el aa relieve Dt 4 jiepole, 1 !mi!rail)v u.ii Aiul Tuu Heart hailiirf. A perfect ru ! , i 5- - - - Foxtllvvly cured by three Llule Fills. s Ci'!..j .1 X.nn y.'il yil-I"- . Queer demands are coming from the Inti oivr :i i?. ii i'i. funner on the line of the new acque-duct- , T in k garden ..'i i i u.e it l.ui:-.l:;u- om My thirst sais tin- - New York Times. w1!- ': A cluiui fo;- "one dynamited cow lie : o and Wri'i' was sugar In i ii Mull wa seiili-- l tl.e other day. When the y. pi ii.la d the controller it culled ili!!. u tin i a K.uiuT when nut in claim : a stnet din. but i'liiiiiiThe controller turned it My doctor let-- no.ir,l bus tin- - inborn for IlL'i. his i:;,t over to the of all Imard ji.it water of to ing me. supply, thing I began using iku-rFills. uiuwiio: umn:,, him Du what is which in turn Kidney Engineer Charles E. Da via to investigate. known ue i !: "hiai,- farm" in hasihli The claim- They ; d me at cnee, and soon all traces of sugar disupeated. 1 have .'ear n., hue, a tieinoiiiliiiiK auiounl ant was John Mot an ley, of Brown's hi gitiil'-eii.ff of all kinds, ail oi station. Duster county. The engineer- regained my f. inner weight and am i wtifc-li at work near Ms pcrfeetly wi 11." utilize, on the prison table, ing force hail Sold by all affonliriK a very welcome and health j(i cents a box. place. The claim, he said, included Fosicr-MlibiirTo.. Buffalo, N. Y. ful change of menu for the convicts. ihe itaiiiplfng down of growing grain. "Wa the cow blown up? asked The "stall finin' conalKts of 4 JUST A GENTLE HINT. acres of land. Part of It haa been rut the engineer. in foi the Not away prison supplying rluy exactly," said the claimant, Ons Remedy Appearances Indicated brickyard. part is utilized as a pas "but she scared u all to death. You Nobleman Had Never Tried. a 14 for tilled hiii! :ib acres are left one mi the of had lure, see, engineers the tin prison garden. stick of dynamite in a field and The earl cf Surrey, afterward elevSonic Idea of ihe iiiagnitiide of the cow ate it. She probably thought It enth duke of Norfolk, who was a nolie You can nt was the prison garden an ear of corn or something. oiitpui torious gourmand and hard drinker gained by the statement. that 470 bush know how hard it Is to get any hired nd a leading member of the Beefels of "snap" beans have already been men In this section. Why. the departsteak club, was o far from rleauly in it fed to flit convicts this season, ment of agriculture has Kent out circuhla KrMin tiiat ills servants used to takes 70 liushelu to go around at one lar telling the farmer how to get over ibeiiittelvt-of hi fils of drunkenmeal in the prison dining room. the la lair difficulty. I've got one of avail ness which were pretty frequent, by s of an acre of them up to the house. Dn the way for the purpose of washground 2i.5uu imunds of cabbage have "Well, some of the help I have hod ing him. On these occasions they been cut ihiH season. This is not all read that circular that was lying about of ihe cabbage crop, but this was an the house, and ihen they kicked for Strlpiied him as they would a corpse and performed the needful ahlutlonn. mure pay. There waa Ed aud John " early and unusually prolific "patch. Iio was enuallv notorious for his There are several acres more of the "What's that got to do with the horror of rlcau linen. Oue day, on in gaideu ruhliage. cow?" asked the Investigator. his complaining to Dudley North at Onions io the amount of several I was in my "Well, telling my story his club that he hail become a perseveral own besides hundred bushels, way. You see. lalior la scarce, fect martyr to and tried meals of young onions, served early aud I had got tlmt darned circular every possible remedy without sucIn the spring, radishes, rhubarb and locked u i in a 1 was hopcloser, and cess .the latter wirPv replied: other stuff were grown in the greatest ing to keep Bill with mo for a little, Iray, my lord, did you ever try abundance. when Bill and 1 was walking through A clean shirt?" suhis warden ami The pride of the iliut field towuid the cow. We saw , centers, her eating something and we didn't perintendent. John Hrirm-rA Horse's Gocd Fortune. however. In the touiaiu crop. Eleven mistrust anything until-wA spirit ualit ciiiuo to our houae got up thousand seven hundred vines, cover- close to her just aa the end of the Some time ago and claimed to be able ing something over three acres of stick wa slicking out of her mouth, to locate (iir lost, friend If we ground, are in full fruit, anil yield now and I saw- what It waa. Vo hail art old lioivo which " "Wliai's she eating?' asked Bill. I we had sold i ma something like 40 bushels per day. A ago and my mother more welcome addition to the prison didn't reed her anything.' wanted to know where he waa. Mothfare than sliced tomatoes could not "'Bill.' says 1, 'if lhere'i one thing er began: lie supplied. The emit Is exceedingly of which I wouldn't suseet you it's Ve had a very good friend who alprolific and fine this season, and tlic work. I know darn well you didn't ways did all our work. lie passed vines will keep on bearing until frost. feed that cow anything, lint she's from ua several year ago aud the Col. Hall figures on having enough fed suys I. and its darned last we beard of id til wua that he green tomatoes to pick late in Sejs lint stuff. aays I. was la Los Angeles. I would like tember to make several hogsheads of Bill he looked a little queer. to know if he is still living." " What is it?' auys he. "chow chow" and other pickles to add The spiritualist made certain " Dynamite, says I. to the prison larder. snd knocked on the table and " My God," says he. The garden lies on top of some of then said: He stood still for so long a time the high bluffs overlooking the MisYour friend is in Los Angeles snd souri river. The land originally waa that I thought he wasn't afraid. All Is married to a rich young woman.- not the best, but haa been brought to of a sudden the cow turned aud walk- lodge. a high state of productiveness by fer- ed toward him. Why Advertising .Pays. "Drive her off; well both., tilization. Six or eight crippled and for money Yju will be superannuated convicts are employed killed, says Bill, picking up a big rftener because pressed you have no advertisin the garden under the supervision of stone. ' 'Dont you do it, says I ; she'll ex- ing bills to pay titan because you Mr. Brnmer. the Buffalo News. It ia the intention of Warden Hall plode. She's full of dynamite, and tht have, observes bills and big bank Big advertising to put in next spring a small herd of slightest jar'll set her off. out of the balances grow, together, and to half Bill laugh laugh cows for the purpose of supplying began The mermilk and butter for the prison hos- half cry, you know, like a lady sum- tame publicity campaigns. acchant holds who down his expense s I once had who found mer boarder pital. They will be kept in connection saves count out by advertising cutting with the garden and will work a con- toad under her bed when she wu money Just the way the railroads siderable saving to the state, aa the looking for a man. Then 1 says. would if they should stop buying coal milk and butter snpply for the hos "Bill, it's up to you to do some fur their Without coal locomotives. dollike six now costs thing. something pltal the wheels won't without pubturn; " lars per day. Why Is It up to me?' says ha It licity trade comes to a standstill. 'You own the cow.' to throw window out of the pays sliver RUNS AWAY WITH AN INDIAN. I I. own the 'That's just It,' says cow and you are working for the mas that gold may come In at the door. Mother, However, Spoilt Boye Dream that owns her.' A Pardonable Fault. of Wild and Woolly West. Bill gave me a look. Then he says: Dr. Edward Everett Hale, disruss-e- g Well, I ain't working for him no a rather finicky attack that had Haminonton, N. J. White Tiger, longer, says he, and with that he cut been made on certain recent state-aents he claims he is a Apache across the fields without waiting fur smiled and said: Indian and has been giving wild west his wages. Bnt who or what ia blamelesss? It was exhibitions here, arrested charged "Well, my family and I stayed that h like the case of the Scottish hen. with attempting to kidnap John D night at the home of my brother, flTe in old Scottish woman wished to sell Laughlln, aged 13 years. miles away, to make sure of lieing t hen to a neighbor. The boy left hla home In the morn- safe. In the morning I went hack to tell me, the neighbor said, was to in work Skinners glass factory the farm and found that the cow ing la she atheglther a guld bird? Has Instead of going to work he met dead. The dynamite had poisoned ihe got nae fauts, nae fauts at all? White Tiger and went to Wlnalow'f her. John Wilkcy, the dare devil of Awell, Margot, the other old Junction with him. There they were the nclgblwrhood, carried off the body woman admitted, she has got one arrested by Officer William Keyser on for $10." hulL She will lay on the Lord's day. a warrant sworn out by the boy's moThe engineer found upon iMcstlnn-inthe force in the neighborhood that ther, just as they were going to leave FAMILY FOOD. on a freight train for Jersey City. a stick of dynamite bad disappeared. At the hearing before Justice J II. So he settled for $150. The fainter Crisp, Toothsome and Requires No (kistun the boy said the Indian nad took the money. Cooking. told him that if he would go with him Sav," he said, you know I have they would make lota of money giving a telephone in niv house. Day A little hoy down in X. C. asked his shows, and would go to White Tiger'i vest or day Bill called me up. Mother to write an account of how liuliun home in Oklahoma. 'Say,' says he, 'la that cow dead? Srape-Nut- s food had helped their famiThe Indian showed that he was s' If she is I'm coming hack for my ly. United Slates prisoner out on parole wages. She says Grape-Nut- s was first You'll get no wages, says I ' " front the Lawton (Okla.) penitentiary brought to her attention on a visit to He was discharged by Magistrate Gas Charlotte, where Etta visited the Mayor ton, who decided that the hoy wat if that city who was in a Few Word. Sermon using the food by tern old to be kidnaped and went with ihe advice of his She pnysician. by are much We imprrssril very the Indian voluntarily. something we saw and heard while ays; They derive so niucTi good from It passing along the street a few even that BOOM IN BROOM CORN. they never pass a nay without Inga aince. A young girl was standMin; it. While I ihcrc I used the her. In a and of front store, ii:ir Mattoon Man Gets $130 Per Ton, High ing Food regularly. I seoul 15 gained hii on with a hang dog expression est Price of Season. pounds and felt so well that wrten T reface, waa a young stripling or a ly-A- turned home I began using Drape-Nui-s wc passed the two, the girl said to ia Malt (Min, HI. There has not bee our family ; a time in ten years when the clean the boy: Any one who speak-- of my "'ly little 18regularly. month ohl baby snorf-(man Is nut worthy as old 'the father in old stock of the centra broom up after being weaned was very III of her From of tom the my respect. corn district has been as complete vi'h was voice, we knew that the girl sjioke irk dyspepsia and teething. She as It ia at present. nine tided weeks we overy-ihittand but A few scattering lots of choice from the Impulse of a ninuici:!. there was a whole sermon in la-- ut- it wa She became so emaciated thnt brush remain, and this is lieing eager painful to handle her and we We don't know the girl, hut H ly sought for by the manufacturers, terance. a noble iought we wore going to lose her. she in'o will she lives develop whose stock, in nearly all cases, is at One day a happy thought urged me to lie low ebb. There has just been made womanhood, and Ihe wot Id w.ll try Gvupn-Xut- s soaked In a little warm in it. for lived her better the having a sale of 20 tons at $130 a tun, this silk. aiing if he And has the boy, any being the high figure for the season, "'Veil, it worked like a charm and in him, will profit by the Ae begun though several sales at $125 have qualities taking It regularly and Imhim in one that given been reported during the past two provement Ret In at once. She Is now Burlington Chronicle. weeks. ptllng well and round and fat as fast So far as known there are only two u poistilhle on Grape-Nuts- . blocks of choice Illinois stock of any Sometime ago several of the family Similarity. Misleading considerable size remaining In the Musical Enthusiast How faithfully vre stricken with IaGrlppe at the central district. some of those phonograph record re- nine lime, and during the worst stages v could not relish The high price commanded for anything In the produce sounds! Just come over here brush has been encouraging to grow and listen to these selection fmU !Pc of food but Grape-Nut- s and ers. A canvass shows an increase of Wagner. rnngp. everything else nauseated ns. ail appreciate what your fully 7 per cent. In acreage for the Manager Beg pardon, mi, bu fond has done for our family." present year. These figures Indicate a (hem's the records of Sound in Theres a Reason." Rend "The Road plant of 31.000 nat-a- as against ZH.tltw Ftog. W Wallvlllo, acres last vear. in pkgs. r SiCK HEADACHE 1m-- Up, i tViun.t was to I.lMlc sun, ag d sovru, whose train(if tliu aiiiel painstaking ing lus uiul cunocii iitioiis, rutlu-took away l.lx muthci-'b:v:i'h in di'Kcrihing the dug' g.uiii- - of hail. He eti-l- d with: of Eiklund. lrc.-t..- n, , THE SUPERLATIVE DEGREE. Little Son's Explanation Seemed Caver the Case. that iy lu'itsi-wur-a hur-di- . was hiVKUupg I titvd easily. l;a I tin a'liliiiim and tled Everything Caused Labor Complication Among Other Change m Convict Farr. Welco-v- IN l.i-l- -:1' wl.ul?" "Like Mother. the startled crltil Tu-i- e (or INtzinre, New llr.iwsiiirut, Be4 In i he Mouth, Coe Tongue, Palo lu the Klilr. TOH FID LIVEK. the lioKeie. Purely VeSVteuI I Tht-)- - rr:;:alr SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear like h . don't you know, mother?" innocently. No. I don't believe 1 do. Just how is that, dear?" tin-- aUi-faintly. "Well. 1 don't knew jus' what it mean, mj Keif," he roufcifscd. hut it's a whole lot faster than liekety-spllt- ! Fac-Simi- ie Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. - , 1 i Min Mary O'Brien, SUO Myrtle Ave., Brooklyn, X. Y., writes : Perunm cured me in five weeks of catarrh of the atomach, after suffering for four years and doctor inp without effivt. In common with other grateful ones who have been liencliierf be vowr discovery, 1 sav. Alt hall to Perunm." M r. II. J. Ilenneuiuu. Oakland. Neli., writes: I waited befun writing to you alsiut mv catarrh of t lie I had over a year ago. i There wen enple who told me it would not stay cured, but I am sure , hlom-sel- l, h'-cl- that I for I ilo nut fuel any hmi mr.-dmore ill effects, have it gw si u imi it.- - and sin pelting fat. So 1 uni. and will say to nil, I am cnml for poil. I thank you for your kindness. Iemna will be our house medicine hereafter. " Catarrh of the stomach is also known ineomninn parlance us dysiN-jisia- , d iniliyestinii. Xo'uiedicine will be of any iieraiaiieiit except it removes the catarrhal condition. Gained Strength and Flesh. Miss Julia llntler, 11. R. 4, Appleton, Win. writes site lmd ealarrh of the loss of sleep and appestomach, cum-intite, witli freU nt severe puina after rating. She took lVniua, her appetite returned, she puined strength, llesli and perfect health. Tom Ochiltrees Moon. After Tom Ochiltree, that able congress raconteur and laugh generator for the aiHlcted rich, settled in New York as the arnuser of the John W. Jdackay family, he effervesced in a thousand different directions, and waa as good In some ways as Sam Ward. One night he escorted John Mackaya friend, the Count do Biscout, down to the Battery to show the sight of New York. The moon was grand, and the count went into raptures as her maiden reflection rippled over the He cried: Eet Isa pearly waters. Eet ia grand! Dalr Isi no grand! Count, auch moon in all Italy! aaid Ochiltree, aolemnly, aa befitted the occasion, ."you Just ought to see the moon in Texas! How's This? n Wa offipr Om Uundrrd Iiolliri Rmri tor M of catena IBM call Dot lie cured by Halil (jusrrti Care. r.J.CHEXKY CO., Toledo, O. Wr. the undanlimed, bai know F. I. Clicncy for the laat IS yean, and believe him perfectly bon-aralla ail bualneaa iranaacUooi end financially able to tarry out any MlKatiuoa made by hla firm. WaLiuau. Kiuaaa aliaaviu, Whottaala liramriaM. Toledo. O. BelTe Ceterrh Cure la ukea Internally, acilng hloud end niueoua .urfwet of the the dlrartly upon aul fran. 1'rleu 75 oeula per fyateu. Sold Dnianctate. ell Biittle. ly Take Bull'a Family Full fur eenatlpetlon. Oldest Congregational Church. The Pilgrim Congregational church, near London, founded In 1616, la the oldest of the denomination In the empire, and it waa from It that the London contingent of the men of the Mayflower was recruited. Shake Into Your 8hoes Allen's Foot-EasIt cure paiufulwollen, Makes new shoes smarting. KweatiiiK feet. may. Sold by sll Drucirixta and Shoe Store. Don't Hulmiitute. Sample Fit EE. Adiln-A. S. Olmated, IjC Hoy, N. Y. um-ptnn- y In this world every of mountain-to- p privilege is girdled by the vales of simple duty. II. Van Dyke. Mr. Whitlow's Southing Syrup. IB-- f For rhllilrrn tretlilmr, aoftena the awn, alia). pain, curM wladcollu. UScabwUlo If time is money you can't accuse a lazy man of being stingy. s ilirep-iiiariei- CASE OF ECZEMA IN SOUTH. Mica Axle Grease Suffered Three Years Hands snd Eyt Most Affected Now Well and le Grateful to Cuticura. Best lubricant foe sdes la tba world long wearing snd very adhesive. Makes a heavy load draw like a Hht one. Saves ktlf tbs wssr oa wagoa and team, sad increases As ssrning cspsdty of your outfit Ask josi dealer fos Mica Axle Qrease. My wife wae taken badly with eczema for three years, and she employed a doctor with no effect at ail until she employed Cuticura Soap and Ointment One of her hands and her left eye were badly affected, and when she would stop using Cuticura Soap and Ointment the eczema came back, but very slightly, but It dtd Iter a sight of good. Then we used the entire set of Cuticura Remedies and my wife Is entirely recovered. She thank Cuticura very much and will recommend it highly in our locality uud iu every nook aud corner of our parish. 1. M. Robert, Hxlrnpolls, La., Jan. 5 and STANDAKD OIL CO. Sept. 1, 1906. a soft answer And occasionally erates wrath. gen- work wltx iM DEFIANCE STARCH turcheelo ututhau QkaaX W. N. U Salt Lake City, No. 37, 1907, CSZXSH8 For Infants and Children. - The Kind You Have AU OIIIII, X IKK I'IINtT AYcgriiiWc IYcpsniion&rAs similaiiiirtiivFoorfamllfrduia luubiiir SuwidisandlluMebor 5"t IYomolcs Will ctp T In JUUktdf Amtlttir Hi - Mr Use CM Apr Aperfrrt Rrmrdy forConsflpt lion . Sour Stomarii.Dlanhta Worms mwidsknis ftwrisk For Over f ness mid Loss OF Sgeep. !2oM !&- - ThcSMk Sijnsturttf Thirty Years NEW YORK. IteE KPom-ftCK- m puaranleed lirnkTll s, a Digpstkmflmfi boiaSmd- d w-- Signature of .Morphine norMuenL tsS Not Narcotic. figi AjrsroUASMWima - . g Bears the lKTANTSCiniPlEW nto-Uo- ut Always Bough! :kcjs Exact Copy of Wrapper. W. L. 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