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Show THE EVlTXG' HERALD.' FRIDAY'aPRIL 15, 1926V IiEWS' FEATURES TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS PRESS COMMENT r1 An Independent- Newspaper ? 11 ' M aCTMBIB NEWWAPEff ENTERPBIBB ASBOCIATlOJf MEMBatTKITED TEK8I ASSOCIATION u f"!0, -- t TERMS Or 6UBSCE1PTI0N ... Delivered "hi carrier, pcf month (n arivanda .i.. k Aavviar ........ nt oe .107 .....,...........t Business Office Telephone r. . Editorial Room, Telephone .401 ....... ...... Deiivena or uui id uuia euum, Delivered by mal to Ublted Btelea, outtldenUtt county, jper T"Jp .....--.- .. MVS Ml - . not ta late? than be must All'adTertUmt copy for the current toaot ........ 'clock, a. id. 11 T...1. 1 aa dolly la 1821 Publlaaed In the .t.t,n.h mki in Herald building. 60 South First West strw. ProTO, Utah, exeeot BaturUSr. and Bandar morning.' Delivered by carrier la Provo, Uka Tiew, Vtneyir!, Orem, Prorn Beach, and Pletsant .Viw. All eon pliiuta of whatever naiut should be made at once. TetepboneW -- ' Entered M second t lass matter at tfuft peatofflce la rovo, Utah. MASON - "l plan to wed my girl this season" aaid Bichard EoeH' u po iojfic, cense or reason :jin pux iu grcai, cuiiicni, , mere x iL. j wvs vn wifjuwtoiv i me nerrttn twnasu& lervor, she says .she loves me just as much; it is my great desire Editor Q-t- V USEFUL COIN - ' .Pnoltehee ;,.......... Rasmusoa N. Guana JT m . RIPPLING THE EVENING HERALD DHYMES ; ' ' ' J: 1 1 to serve her, to, be her staff, her prop and cratch. Tls true I'm poor, but wEat is money, where pure deyptipn is concerned? It's love that makes the old world sunny, because of love its, wheels have "A ' have, : before he marties, goodlyturned,; toII, said tfrjcle Jones j "a loyal, loving heart is Carrie's, but still she'll want aome silver bones. When once t blooming girl is married,, she thinks of practical affairs; she drops the bridal wreath she carried, and starts to count the kitchen chain. She sizes up the stock of dishes, as do all good and prudent wives, and breathes some sweet and loving vishes for china ware and forks and knives. She wants a stove, a nutmeg grater, and for the garden bulbs and seeds; her man will seem a selling-platif he can't buy her what she needs. In fain he'll coo and kneel before her, and shed the sunshine of his smile, and tell how much he does adore her what good is - 'Tnan-Bhor- rid er man without a pile ? What good is all his weird devotion, . what good the ardent words he throws, if he cant buy a lotion to heal the sunburn on her nose? Now, se-j-;a thoBe klow with nbw drugstore is home jUnerican Great The I know and and Richard, scaflet busted, you seldom have an extra and you, green Oranae .otoWfl jre she and think still bone love you for like ; you room table may be trustedx to the living and upon, glow blue they gleam nm. xw.i.v a ........ fix j j munc zmrsn. vui u is ana. s v 1 is iruin iiw yuur cauiu vuai. - l ' unto all the jewels 01 Aiaacun. r ' I 1 v i. i. i, j save uie uucus a ween, ana to yourcowage get Pahhafrefj of 1 size to make a Roman noiiaay DeaecKi you snouia wwc, uwi ncuuun imi juu swi, ww the cases, Asparagus with staiKS wnicn ipigni a xeeu to amis' Killer. TOmaioes Giant iijt lair of Jock the 4pn7 auf Gardens - . 1 . 1 . 1 1 iu : a WlnnnrvfiQieinnl flint ond rnrVv aoil. debate of whetn- even meal- resounds with the heated The ! km Jinn am ..1 J er those plain good wenches 01 tne garaen ingauin,uuw, beets, peas, and cabbages shall give way to .such bedizened H ! 1 M : 1 ic The even stillness is broke by the angry strike of pick ' r 1 . -- 1 Doings More.Than 90 Per Cent Bluff OFFICE ICLl y CAT NBA With a D. T. R. Dining Siuife -- Serrlc. Writer. ' at WASHi.UTL.-twn- 4. on gbea . ,.v , in Congress Is about DO. per cent beauties as Brussels sprouts, chard and romame. : What e yield from a sowing of blistered hands The boss haa a theory (hat about bluff. It's pulled off for its' effect and breaking J&acibe but a handful of speckeled tomatoes half of the Herald force Is afflicted on the roters or what the .believe will be Its effect. They and a withered radish!" Without their family gardens the with the sleeping gkltness. don't expect It to accomplish any nations perish. Cincinnatus was called from his plough "What are you going to do when thing else. and oxen team to lead the army against r the Sabines. on a are for next called, speech? For take all this war yon re example, the Mussolini of his day, he was offered rich I'll say nothing, answered Sen debt settlement talk. fields. his and to1 farm his to return wards. He only asked ator Pepper. 'There are o many To listen to K, one w ould ' "In the happy simplicity of the Homeric ages" th great people anxious to talk tlmt the only the 'talkers really think the suppose United heroes sought rest and peace in their garden plots ornover chance of popularity Ik 10 remain States will get a good d.enl, at least, silent and keep out of the way.a mess 01 puise 01 neroage. of its money back, it's snf to say Tfron toil no Tf ihc rnolcinir skill of such heroes as the few of them think if-th- It is an opportunity of a lifetime to get one of oor s pojitlc-lttn- charming- new Dining Boom Suites- - ; ; the-lot- to . 1 . onions and consume them each morning with honey dripping from the comb. , . The pages of Ovid, Livy and Horace ten again ana again f the delights of gardening, and what profit it a man if he nu rule the whole world or write a mignty Baga ana his own? . Honeymoon Stuff en V- city health commissioner believes that young husband are being dangerously ovenea. xne young wiie in ro ambitious about her cooking, so anxious to show off her skill and keep her husband's heart by satisfying his kmnrri that she "serves her husband delicacies, pastries, ' aweets and an overabundant supply of fats, instead of feeding his fresh fruits and vegetables.' ; It doesn't matter so much for ajittle while at first, the doctor admits. But if it continues, the overfeeding will make lackinir m DeD and read to tho VmahnnH Ibtv. A certain w develop chronic stomach trouble and other diseases. Undoubtedly the warning is sound and logical. Overfeeding with fats and starches is bad for peoplemale or female and fresh - fruits- - and .vegetableaarej:opd. But what startles' the casual reader is the commissioner's calrr jissurrance of the skill of brides in the culinary arts. ' To hear the pessimists, one might think no moderr young woman jused more effort or knowledge than that re niired to open a can or make a"Trip"to the delicatessen stom Jf the brides of that blessed community are keen and skilfu with the houshold jobs, more power to their elbows. Soon enough, as the famliy increases, will the ricb chocolate cakes give place to the batches of plain cookies the mayonnaise mixer vanish as the big bowl of apples an oranges appears on the sideboard, and butter carrots ano inarch along withajieadly regularity' never accorded spinarch " to mushrooms "a Ta King. ; cake-miyi- nt that mighty burn. But a red headed boy'i A hair la just plain Bed. I'm off o' .the game of golf f: Ufe, done with it once for nil ; I swing the U:lvin,; Iron Nor hunt an elusive ball. No more ahull Nearly all the angles of the' World War have been but here is an entirely new one the war saved many Hives, ' ' That is upon the authority of Dr. Charles' M. Mayo. f fDiscoyenes in medical surgery during the war, Dr. Mayc says, has resulted in the saving of as many lives as were "lost upon the battlefields. When it is. considered that 45.00C "doctors from America were drawn to the fields of action, aad there took their work, the statemenl f does not seem strange. ;"" " t: The best medical thought of Europe and America mei and cooperated during the war,' resulting in a wonderfu" advance for the profession as a whole. ."post-graduat- e" ''""'. : 2 Confidentially, they admit It. Pub-li'-It Isn't political good form to lit the cat' out of the bag. Once In n very, very long time, however, iiv some accident, the cat escapes, nd' then we find scynethlng nt. Th-'what happened the ther f day, during aenate discussion the Italian debt settlement lr How oft in appropriate togs ar rayed, Have I sailed forth at dawn To wallop a pill 'round the dewy course But those old days are gone. plnn. Semitor ('one'and, Who Isn't much of a politician and coiisoqncntlj is always making some remnrk that a good politiciaa.ought not to make, revealed the fact that, in his optn Inn. precious little' of what Italy I'm off 0' the game, as I said, for owes tomerica ever w'll be repaid ' ' Ufe, settlement or no settlement Since a gaphead had the gall To' ask me, lamping my kit of That Copeland harlored this idea ' clubs, but- his candid snrprlseBobody!, his To fix parasol! expression of 'Mt did so much w that, before they cnld stop thpm With so many soft people in it. selves several other senators blurted Lnclan Hinckley says this aohuldu't out that they the Information much headwork." thought the same thing. Copeland favors giving the easiest Doctor: "You must give up so possible terms to-- America war much headork." because he's sorry debtors, partly Patient : "But I couldn't do for the debtors, partly because he that I'm a hairdresser." considers that' If we get anything at all, we'll have done welL Thel modern woman seems to "fHif of ' the fond h(TptS of presenthink that short hiiir means lieauty. t-day Ameridan statesmen,' he We Buggest that they try shaving said, "is that the settlements we aatlons are have to 'be carried out to the letter. Some don't" Clyde McKay says, a real church may believe this, nember Is one who dnps of the week's gasoline bill in he plate onTiunday:"' 7 8 Pieces - - Charming Design American Walnut g ; k $19.60 Down .OOJr Month ; Your own eyes will vouch for the charm of this beautiful Bockford Dining Suite. - The ght pieces include a big, sturdy buffet, an oblong extension table, 5 chairs and one arm chair upholstered in Jacquard Veiour or blue leather. Each piece is gracefully designed See it - - Be " convinced! -- "'''" ,. Where They Is More Than One Price Someone Pays Too Much i Wiiylor - Russell Co. their-head- "The One Price House" one-ent- h Provo TOM SIMS Socks will last longer if you leavi and uiodcruiNtx ear yoor brother'a. them off and the ou one still irtr thing agreed .ollectlon plate.ir To remove dandruff send your Ben May I have the last dance coat to the cleaner. with you? Paint alone will not save your Her Yon Just had it. home very long. You have to teef " "They say t,hat when Willis Snf-for- up the payments. bis out bis fishing pole gets One of the comforts of home Ip dog runs back In the garden and Co show begins digging for worms" mnscs you often have something . Some smart for your bills. Juliua Anderson. - To a Baby Sweet link of .affection from heaven aboye, Two hearts you've joined in bonds of love. Long may you dwell on this earthly sphere On the misaion on which God sent you' here. May .health and happiness e're be yours As long as the spark of life endures. " Springville UCPLANS BIG SCHOOL " THIS SUMMER author and lecturer of New York; is the little pastel felt shape with a and Dr. R. A. MlHUuin, director of spray of ostrich brush feathers "Of the Norman Bridge laboratory of mutching-nulow at one side, cerPhysit-s- , and one of the greatest tain dusty shades' of plstache green, scientists of the world today.' : bols do rose, lavendef blue, etc., are llie National Summer School idea exactly matched by burnt ostrich as it is being developed by the Utah fancies. These bannets can be worh Agricultural hps caught the t for dress nn well as for semlHspojftS fancy of prominent men the country wear. An unusual manner or using ovt-r- l turban- Many --of hese have written Lostrichas a trim is where highly conKratuIutory ineiOiaResto shaped felt has glycerihed ostrich President Peterson for having es- quills hild about the; base of the tablished the school. .Among the crown with tabs of ostrich extendlatest sttch messages' la the follow- - ing downwards over either ear after emteiajBlAgriMilture. t the manner of the Egyptian head- ' Wm. M. Jardine, an alumnua of the dress. t , college, who made the- - following1 statement to the alumni association : Crystal beads are as popular a.t I want to pay a most sincere tri- ever at evening time.However,- the bute 0 the Nattonot Summerwhool of real crystal chains has been price Thla great school la known all oyer so reduced that' almost everyone the United States and whenever it can find a strand for about half is mentioned I am proud to claim their original price. ; ; The .third annual session of the Utah Agrlcultarai College Rational 1 dog. skin soft Summer School will offer opportunl Wflmimnjay.keeEi,tj5Jlr ttea ftir1 tinlf under sume- Jtif the Good Riddaore by making their husbands shave. most Uufloj ed oca tors In Ameri-?a- , here's Well, your bat, according to County Agent E. B. U urrf a short You naughty May; time nw very Only who "has Just received Price, Now take .your. talns wewlll be surprised at the oL the summerachotil basebaiLKamea CoeToutr" And go your way. , plana from' the college. ' The has Vlslflfigfaculty, ;whlch Inde a ' DATLY LESSONS I Newspaper men are fairly been secured, to cooperate with the pendent lot; they take orders from 1 ' I UroDg resident faculty of the inatl- nobody but propagandists. tntionilU 'consist f aucfc peatt IbjBiilajijinjilnm that had the vision and courage to wo two figures In the world of education America has Now that inaugurate It- - It may be that yon A. E. aa science Professor tnd' Ross, men In the diplomatic service, we this tremendous venture socio-logy head WORDS of the department' of suppose there will be no danger of 0TOST'?ilSrEp: self supporting, I dont know. , But WfatcoTHdn ; Dr. Don't '.jpnlyersltjr';!pf secret say.!;dlrfictJx treaties; enered''J1tp any I do know that it is absurd to ask 'at TMcCflllunu'Moferllfc M. express "aa soon aa he entered. It be rtade self isupportlngr It that : rermn. O H J Aead of of the department F T Harry Llndley aays the 'mother Would be no more ridiculous to ask may no be a taxiaennist, duc sne Fragile. Pronounce fraj-U- , a as In psychology,' Stanford - Uai Verslty ; that all public education be made Professor A. C. McLaughlin, bead of she certainly doea know how to "at," I as In "ia" The State of Utah OFTEN MJSSPiaXfcD: Para- the department of history. Univer- can stuff turkey. in no better way spend money chute. ''';' sity of Chicago ; 0r. J. H. McCurdy. than by bringing from year to year, SYNONYMS: Permit, permission, in charge of the work in physical 2io tamp can beat 3Tr wife a ' famous to your showing you a good time if yo'rf authority,- - liberty,- license,' consent. education of the InternafionaXXJUL beautiful teachingonegroup few of the valley, ' MassaWORD STUDY i ' r'ae a Word C. A. College at Springfield, will spend as much money, on your in the whole wife. three times and It la yours." let chusetts! and editor of the Physical spots us Increase our Tocabulary hy mas- Education Review, and many others. Thv tell you to laugh and" grow tering one word each day.' Today's An eminent staff of lecturers has fat, but If yon take , their aJ vice word: DISSOLUTION; the act of also been secured, consisting of Dr. By HEDDA IIOYT you get laughed at' dissolving! disintegration." "He em- Shaller Mathews, dean of the Divin(Written for the T'nlted Press) ployed every ounce of his being to ity School University of Chicago ; - NEW YORK, April 17 (U. A New York concern advertises prevent the dissolution P.)- -f of ' the President ErA. Bryan. of Ohio " for "girls to trim rough sailors," Dr. Edward Griggs, The "just right" hat of the moment - . IN ENGLISH BuWl Gorton An4 then, as you become wise and strong, Be true to the country to vhich you belong. Be true to yourself, to others be true, Then the world wiD ever be true to you. Stand erect as your forebears stood 7 And proclaim to all that "God is Good." -W. M. WILSON. . r .. " . -- . "' Fashion Notes . H PI. Grove Pay son Nephi- - : ' 5 Rockfor d Pining Suite , FtiDdHiucntuliKts $9-2- - ! ke, 1 , Buffet, table and four chairs make up this handsome . suite. The chairs are upholstered in blue orlrown leather.' Style and workmanship are faultless and think of the'1 ' ', ";,','.-,.,.- ' pricel . can-ma- I. v Down $9.00 Per Month any d Another War Angle Six Piece American Walnut . Z: Dining Room Suite - hJ Tnighty UlysseswhO Achilles turning the spit, rawocius arawmg lae wut. But ancient poetry and essay are one continuous chronicle of theehro, the gardener. Cicero waxed eulogistic, even in the midst of his caustic lambasts, upon the succulent beet greens and tender lettuce grown in his garden plot. The Egyptians raised altars to cabbages, adoring the fiuge, obese heads as so many gods. And the Egyptian -bowed lowest to the cabbage tilled in his own soiL and ..I 'The mighty Alexander found the oniontoin Egypttender home could grow, he so that war get sped the 1ctedled-lhe-firr:and-t- Distinctive, styles, and our Easy Payment Plan all go together ' fi"-'-please you atthis time., low-price- s fc-orimis. e : Sp. Fork HdllpWWjGasnM Unearthed In Lincoln LINCOLN, Neb., April 17 (tJ. P.) A reminder of the first attempt at ."modern conVeniencea'- - waf found herewhen a aollOwMDfaa--pl- pe Installed in 1872 was Unearth- - ' ed In the excavations for a newi building.,, The pipe 'was made out of an eight Inch log. ; The walla were two Inches thick 'and had been Soaked : Aeoordlflg-togaa- v pany officials, 'all of the early gas : r mains were made' of woocL. . The "pipe unearthed was 'atlll la nse and in sound condition. It was replaced With" moilelrn Iron pipe and hris been placed lit a local museuni. -- The newest xports scarfs are squares of heavy silk combining of one color In stripe effect. Thus the background wlH be orchid and the stripe may be a deep violet Reavy.' ribbed ajlks are much in demand of late. Knitted sports frocks and coats will be extremely popular at resorts this spring. Already we see " the Jumper frock made of lovely Unit ' coats of Straight-line- d jnatexlal. knitted silk, and wool are Inexpensive and very smart" Usually two colors or shades of one color are combined in a pattern. That is, the pattern will be raised .from the background of contrasting color. The waffle weave Is qnite popular and large diamonds or plaid squares are equally so. , .. two-shad- ' ' ' -- She Refused Him . I "l was engaged, to the prettiest little do.H la.Jtndlana, but my stonl- - . ach and liver trouble had made me so grouchy that she broke It ' I trled'aU kinds of medirint doctpn and got no relief. The gaa blew me up like a porcupine and p. ' had' awful colic attacks.- - Finally I Heard of MAYR'S and It has fixed nje up fine. I am' now as good as ever." It Is a simple, harmjpss preparation thaf remove the, catarrhal, mucus ftfroin th4 in teatlnal tract and allays' tjbe InfJamJ-natiowhich caqsespractlcally stomach, liver and - Intestinal -- ot y. pendWtis. One lurum, dose will convince r money refund. edvrAt aU druggist,. '0' W V |