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Show THE PROVO HERALD HAS JOLLYING" A JOKER JVLr. YOUNG EVEN WOMAN--GO- MERRY ' WtTH JESTER. Parties ?lLyer.J Gostington Gives a Fafnt Outline of the Troubles That Pursue Him. MR. THE RULING WITH PRS!STENni1XJ000.SAllSFID A J -- Courtr oTTurfiBeWf Waa JUady f6;t tfc "I've been . bout the cou don't knowr why it is,'" said , M r. here for a long time, on one duty or ' but when .1 ..travel I alGoslingtou, Had to Sit Up Late, to Do It, but the W. ways seem to get the worst-o- f it In other," remarked Judge Madison Trick Was Accomplished some way; If there's anything; golnfc Beacon, of Cleveland, 0.; "but in all Victim's Rather Lame .but one court my life I've never-seethat isn't pieasaut it comes to me. trial excepting divorce Excuse for Catl casesin "Yesterday I made a little trip to w'efeplace about fifty miles from the city whien the litigants on both sides the To atart with Robert L. Beck is 1 went to the station And decision. satisfied with the early to get a I mention was not inAmercase one ihe jnost iligent- - practical joker la sea 1 managed that all, No! Indeed, We boast of our Cleveland and environs, with the one right: I cot a ' window: fwat and. lust ica. . Bran-nanof our modern judicial vt"".tl" I wanted, not at the end of the- possible elceijtioo . of Johnny where ' ' . car. but about back from system, but we haven't yet mastered ; - Among the regular victims of the front,. Where 1 would ride easy and the art of delivering justice and equity io the complete and smiling approval Beck '8 Jokes and Jesta are a crowif of at the same trine have something ta .g1vea. on truversy." young women, frft-ndof his wife, look at" ahead, and of course that ail of iwo. sid-tyThe for Breath, " A 'paused fudge women 'lowed these pleased me very much. jlrj)Jf - jp iffonV evening hatjoung Zthey lion-owoirtdZget At. 4hr gut sumed. "Long beardedTanfil1 I with The Beck. patriarchs come aboard'" he Joke square they car . at. the forward end planned required them to sit up far seven meuajrx assorted Jol of rueu, fn on their camels and camp tn" the beyond their bedtime, but .Key didn't some tali, some short, some thick. streets while they atlend court. When some-thin- , Jetrthat prey on their minds. and among them one niah you see a court trial looking for ail the At 7 jibput ; H20 . a. m. Beck was of phenomenal-proportions- ,: a giant of world like a scene out of the Bible, you aroused rom' 'IS sound sleeprby "the a maTirwith TeEs sfOTTre "biifTJeiieath naturally .expeet to see- - justice jaited ringing of the telephone. He crawled and a head projecting uo onvtop, and out more crudely than by our own methods. But, as I say. the sys- out of bed, yawnfully, took down the then I watched with -- fearful interest modern tern- - oyer there in- - Morocco hasits atf-- i woman and a I fie that learned Ihe down as It started receiver,, procession Judge took his seat on relative cousin or something of that car, for i was seized with a matal Vantages.-T- he sort-w- as lyifig' critically ill at her terror .that the. bigraan would want the floor over in a corner of the" court room and the litigants sat down on home in-tto Bit with me. Really-h- e other, end of town. ought not the floor facing him. - Beck, then s 1 ror inserted or sat awake, to, the way fully "When the case was over the court Mmself quickly into his trousers and down the car and there ere plenty ot . j j j .. .nis decision on The hustled out to wait vacant seats ahead; but you never cant spot. otherlhings,-anano ln to. the Pa"fes suit walked for anuaaj. about, a thing till It's settled. jell He-h- ad "I watched "that procession coming awar ffathed In sratrep' WaTeyoir unme difficulty getting" in-- at al- - end so, tho hiirM of his relative. Everybody with a great and fear.nl interest, thf. ?ver 8eea a happily, in America?" Jug, juntas aaundly j MtmJiiHngJb-ssMxLMs as be hatS been tip to the time that bis then with jnereasing hopefulness I telephone tang. It began to dawn saw tt dwindle ss one member after SPEAKS OUT WITH COURAGE. n - - -- s -- j the-um-- sia '' ut -- he two-third- "n"" un d . nothertt,udroptidrouHQ HFBap-4HiMtt,t-ba- ,. iiiith- Glass Window Feeting1 Over Verdict. , SUGGESTION, D BODIES CARRIED trirtflptlaiiJLWguL'i. Like to Place on New tainedL Tagler ""I two-ihlrd- CASEY-HA- ' "j--- The womejl of the church in of CWcagawere-- - soliciting money to pay for decora ting their house of worst ip. They were told, diplomatically, that if they would call Victhn$ of Masiacrei in Turkey on Casey, who kept the leading in "the village, they might get a .2 Cast Jitfo. JUTer JanaticaJi good donation. They called. Casey and Cowardly A$asin$r met them genially,, listened to what they had to say and promptly sub scribed $500; Tbit- was ao much more than the solicitors had. hoped for that Horrible Scenes Enacted in Disturbedf they were much flustered, and CouldT District, Many Armenian Girls .dojiothiug but stammer tbeir thanks -Being Carried'Off by TurksjFinaUyne of them rounded to and . nd.Kosprtaly-Prfld--With. said: TWhy. Mr. Casey, this Is most Injured Eirof TDtETlt wttlTitlow us to get what we want very much a fine stained glass window." Adana. The emergency Casey thought .that would be the hospitals established here contain 300 patients right thing to do. sa-lo- Slogans SH TO run LigLter than any other.'" on Jy " TT . las . longer tnan any otLer. . 1 FREIS"; - - is more beautiful ttaa - any ptLer. - I 1 -- k a a- -1 ei $ ration tnan any otner. ia easier to operate tnan any otner. 'is "And, Mr. Casey;" said the spokessuffering from wounds, many of "in view of this magnificent whom are women. The average numdonation, isn't there something you ber of wounds to each patient is four. would like lo put on the window, sen- - There is great need for food and med TTmcnt orr ical supplies": PT5KIcallythe entire or some FemenTbTShce", - Armenian population of - Adana,. " of Hhe-hi- d something -Well," said Casey, "I think . it people, is homeless, without bedd'ng would luk foine to have on th' glass. or clothing, and the food supply in bechune th' two parts av it, Jn nate the shops Is exhausted. "Some of the-letthersrsomethin like thisi 'Aftlier wounded Armenian women have told Mass Visit Casey's.' " Miss Wallace, an English nurse, who is caring for them, that they were SURE TEACHER WAS HUNGRY. shot by the Moslems because - they screamed whn they-sa4beir hus eyas JVlany. OSryWrf Ittlnfl New Yorker Could Connect with T Armenian girls were carried off by the Turks as booty. A large number Sickness. '. mutilated bodies have been found in , woman,- : . iaai:ea a. more perfects etitcb. tnan any other. " ; - is M tte best of all com---' bineel in one. fREE SEWING MACHINE .CO. CHICAGO ,: 11 ILLINOI iR-WasMIh- 'For Sale by . takft-l- he monopoly on the practical joke gtme first Beat he came to, until all were iu thlfl.tjmmnnily. At last a servant seated except the giant, who was left errtisn House of Commons Listens t wi-iuiio- n Barton ' t young woman teacher In a schoofl theHiWBWhegttty'--:Conditions in the country-surrounIn one of the poorer parts of New . , Adana.-48-totrme result of Kie recent lourja York rjwas overcome y a sidde&::a?H- - ing and with three vacant seats in those 2:30 o'clock fanatical Moslem movements upon disof the tack illness other She day. Beck Inquired how everybody was. four rows to choose from, and then tie Christian population, are terrible. "Yes." shouted Mr. Keir Hard4e. J'if the class, telling the boys she Dead bodies are out In the The servant, wonderingly, replied that my hope ran high, but he kept the work of the department is not its missed . . , f lit .. An.fn..A 1. . . V J 4M fields. Numberlesslying, and passed them "all until he came own Justification. excuses on v acen t farm everybody had retired In the best of be quite well by the next day. The houses havr been burned. Conditions .u heakhr But why ? Was any one there TTpTTnTne, where lie Sal ' teacher rested rh r"fiea d 01F beipa rms7 Are " Is. this, seat taken?' he nSysentery- - Js supposed to be HIT "Hedr, hearl"i;, cheered the Labor ami sat said her desk a few minutes walt-In- appearing - Beck was on, when he heard that, tn". and what could I say but; party. na, Advice Asiatic Tur- for Strength to start for the tourne He was Indeedthe vlctlra of a joke. 'No.- - sir.' and then he sat down. In the closing passages Mr. Keir are to the ffect that the river 'e conhomewards was She dullv onlv But a man does not like to admit that sitting part4y-b- n that vacant place in Hardie's Toice Tang with emotion as scions of what was that empties into the sea there is cargoing on about her, he laa Joker's victim, And in, this in- - thr seatnd partly onHHver3. Gos-- f e flPkeof -poor. not notice vr group of the rying down many bod'es of men, stance he didn'tthjnk was wise to Ungton, L If these people are nfkeed outside and did ragged youngsters gathered by the tfSnwn w havff tls relative shocked iy th ri fmm i'So- l- - fat-.mim - ftiMH - rth no door In "deep conaultatfonr the country above the city. thit herstate of health was a matter but things like that hmen tn them to obey the law. If the worst . A with Respect to Fiery Words of & Blake d : a Provo Utah 1 nd jt -- fr6m-Mersi- Built in Fro- -' 1 the-suffer- ; Jt -- dwh -- -- .- 1 the flight. "0, no, I awt, rightkIBecf "fepffottrffiscTtss -01 -- ing didn't think anybody was romes-t- o the worBtri.'shairnot con- - one Softly say: "Teacher," and looked luiic. uisrii wrtu speaKing irom ine up. It was the raggedest boy of the safety which a seat in parliament lot, and he holding a paper bag j ies; rr 1 shall ;o.down amoflg my , u own people, who are suffering" from iHagQJLjaMaeadyafcP iiiiiii, "What is it, Jimmie?" she asked. hunger and cold. and take the respon i:"Sometbln'-t'reat,- " Teplied"Jhnmter sibllity of the advice I shall give "But I'm not hungry." tliem. The. country must be shocked ''Yes. you are," insisted the fagged " out of its Inertia " winking at her gravely. philanthropist, His Toice rose almost to a scream sick "Nobody's except when .they're house was quite silent; bis emo The tion was apparent to all. When he hungry. . We took up a c'lection an' took bis seat he had to wipe the tears got these cream puffs fur yuse. Eat 'em quick, ma'am, an you'll feel from his eyes with the back of his better." . hand. London Mail, DtElCiJoF EIGHTY . . VO AT 115 W. 5 80., BY THB Ihlnndftr flnrrinnA Jl M1LLIO N. I I IUU This Sum to be Raised by British Government Frcm Subjects. . London. With a deficit of nearly . $80.000 000 to provide for. It was an ticipated that David Lloyd-Georgchancellor- - of "the exchequer, in Introducing the budeet in the house of commons on Thursday would tap The chancellor, springs of revenue. SAVINGS BANK however, had nothing heroic to pro pose, and the addltonal expenditures The-foreioffice-itatt-- f will be met Daily largely by . increased drafts on the same sources that have ' Provo City, Utah. Gloom. English nick-namHad Unusual Opportunities. hitherto furnished the bulk of the Gordon writes: "If you ask revenues. Lady The elaborate realism of Thomas anv -intelligent, foreigner, what. Ms rrHMoyd Ccorgc paid early attea -jCa.bita.kf Hardyis one of the points of the $100,000- chief impression of England is, he will tionto ine navy. , saia tnat to toe the cheeriessness oi Increased expenditure on the navy reply, tonlshroent among his admirers. Qn invariably DIRECTORS: the English. If any proof were need- and the old age pension the deficit one occasion a friend was expressing ed of the prevalent gloom, it wduld was largely due. A considerable Inhis wonder to him at the manner in ,. President crease in naval expenditures was to EeedSmoot .be found In the astonishment which he was, able to .enter Into Ihe surely C. K. Loose . . ; ..... V - in which the few-- remalBlflgxheerful peo- be expecfed .againJiext.year.-a- s it ,.t. 7. intimacies of a country girl's life. L. Holbrook, J. Wm. Knight, cause and the. amazing popularity the present state of mind of Europe ple 'How on earth do you do It?" said tori w they, enjoy. Our sunny friends and ac Jt5QuliJieJlupejidnsMly.jefuseJ Soger Farrerj-eorT- ay the friend. "You might almost be a quaintances can be counted on adequately to provide for such - In John R, Twelves. oui crease. rfiiTfirrjnriii )iiuimilf",: HngersronFdisinatone4ire all around JOS. TARIIEIL, CshierL When 1 was a young man," ex us--. A reaHyheerful-EBgHshjnafr-l- S" TERRIBLE. TRAGEDY IN MONTAN " "I used to write such a phenomenon that plained Mr, Hardy, Qeavral banking businesa traniaoted everybody love letters for the village girjs td asks his wife if 'he Is always like Escaped Lunatic Kills Two Safe deposit boxes for rent Wife, their sweethearts - in India. That, that,' and refuses to believe her when Children and Commits Suicide. ' . naturally, gave me an Insight into she answers In the affirmative." she-finMont. John KIrschwing of Butte, their characteristics." Butte, a noted inventor of smelting Varying 4mfresions. killed - his wife and two Cruel Suspicion. "The days are growing longer," said apparatus,' i- -reat reader. Hr In- the man who keeps a lookout for the childBeninr cbmmltteasulcIdeion "Bligglns Is Beri-BevVednesday on his brother's ranch a before getnewspaper robin.buys first variably Mont, KIrschwing was an ting on a street car.? ? ' "Idon't notice any difference," said near, Ada,lunatic. He had repeatedly "Lbave noticed the paper." answered Slrlua Barker, "they seenu as nsuaL to escaped", Miss Cayenne. "But 1 am not so sure be getting longer If you counts from broken from the state insane asylum the last time about he reads it, . Maybe he holds it up beica pay da to the next,, and shorter at Warm Springs, He-was a giant in able-caseto see a lady if you figure the time- - between rent six months ago. cause he's too-po- llte stature so and that powerful Redeemed Life by Death. ordinary I hearof Bui standing. Star." eomraittingr" bars" would not hold him." KIrschwing , An honorable burial, the reward for clde." "I shouldsay it is," aald one of went insane over a suit on a patent JtaJlsnoraplepatlti, waa BfimKled S. ,the friend. TPH a. Qinaman colnmit declaring .hp hart ,,hpe,n rohhed,, jf,.an J. Ftoomaa, convici,.who died In the suicide ?'y;yesL Indeed;" fellow commit """And t)t' tli tin tu figure on' invention. He had: never been known San jQuentinT prison, California, re- ted beri beri, down at Point Breeze. He to be violent before. , . wiring your house for eleo- - . cently, from Injuries received while was a always - Crime of Crazed . trie lights. It is the only was bravely fighting the fire In the peniten-- under the Impression that berl-ber- l Collegian. --- Uary.Itopmaa- - displayed -- a JecklessJ aiseaseand boL ajuethod of self-de- beNorthampton, Mass; Enraged clean, aafe- - and - reliable gallantry during .that 'exciting period. structtoiut Npt on your life." laid lhe cause she had broken her engagemethod of lighting. "When the call came for volunteers, he busy onej ."berl-ber- l la one of the most ment with' him and refused to rhew vyaa horrible forms of suicide known. At It, Porter Smith, of Chicago, who was . t : Office. 95 NL'Acad my AvensHnr Via aha Anrv.4..-.tt- u oupre jTaduatedrojiJlDarbiouthj3Qlege - Beth Fhoaes 37-- 2 UlnKf- l- Don t get beri beri confused marked: , last year, shot and killed Miss Helen Hari-karof the taint of a ; criminal J being,- - to wita nan-Kari ; Is a way to "Ayer Mardenf a senior at Smith col" at take hla ptaes as "manamohi "meC a troplege, on Thursdayzand then "commit--teHe lived in dishonor, but died a niVn,- - ical disease," "Now, there's Just where suicide. Miss Marden Is a daughand for his manner of death was bur-- - you're wrong,"-sa- id the wise one, ter of Frank (Marden of Somerville. led aa a man in Sao Rafael cemetery, "Hari-kar- i Is the Japanese wdrd - for Smith for several days not as a criminal in a convict grave. suicide, JjiU beri beri Is theJChinese followeiiMjss. Marden. and, tried "This will be the "only satisfaction to his name." Itwaa several hours before to force his attentions on her, but tho .' wife and daughter, who are la Europe they finally convinced him of his mis- refused Jto have anything, to do with and unaware of his crimes and . his tlake. Capital Stock $25,CC3 him. death. " He was convicted for forgery .'and would have been released la lUt . ..Haskell May be Indictsd Again W. H.- - Brertont, Presidentrgss Dramatic Protest In Church, The expenses of his funeral were paid AWashington coenlderation .After Alva Nelson, Cashier. . . rria a Northumberland (Eng.) coast by the guards of the prison. . ; of .the reasSns given by" Ihe court for Wilford Johnson, Asst Cashiery Village, chapel recently the' preacher Ub action In quaahing the Indictments referred to. Christ's ; nshermeir - disHard to Understand. against Governor. Haskell and others as "rough, ignorant, uncouth ciples Tn. Oklahoma, involvfne'aitfii. od inni 3 Interest IPaiidTliTCcpwit "What's Johnny been doing? asked typea of men," "Hey, stop that, misIrreguiarlUes the attorney general on ? Drafts on ASI Parts of the patient father. ter," dramatically lnterrupteda fish- " 1 at "He bad - en -- "altercitton ean-worshiplnst,ruetlanto the United States district attorney at neighbors' children, was warned by way about fishermen,"- - continued the Tulsa to proceed with a vigorous oroe. the police, broke the cellar windowH Interrupter, who went on to loudly 4e- ecutlon of these.... cases." The'Wrlcr tried to put a cartndgc.An the furnace, clare thatthey --were- at good as those and that's all I cart think of Jnatucju. 1j attorney Is instructed to aply to the other walktif, life. . Congrega"Jk.'s absolutefy'roarvelouB, isn't UT" tion and equn-forwere alike so sur grand jury and to preacher "What is?" at the incident that the tnan de preseot the cases :tOthat" grand lu"fv:1 prised r .TJiat: anybody. ehould -- haye the AcpeaT.l-trCT-- L nerve to kidnap a" small boy!" " - resumed his serpastor afterwardsmon. . " Nashville. Dr.: H. S.. Chester.: sec. , rotary ot the foreign mission board of ; Vivisection. v the ' Southern Presbytorian - church. .SomethJ no TftL5rvl vedt : "In the agony of dcath-ald- og haa tiaajtone to WasbrhgtoiL.taLaBlt-lha been known to caress hia master, and 'It la my ambition," said the farnesl Boverament : tetlntercede Itf behalf of : fw-U- r oMaitad la ail mmmm, or po nrt. every one has heard of the ; dog iuf-- young man,, "to write something that two Southern Presbyterian j ml. the . f --"under - vivlsectloiiJwho lldced will- - be haifded down to poBterity.L. erlng alonarlea la ervv OM)tti-HT(-CongoFreiState( the hand of the operator; tblg man, TWell." answered .Farmer Corntos-seiHM-u-a. XnKiV. central Africa, ahortly: to b tried by V iMwvmlw unlcsa the operation 'was fully JustifteTMton thnmA knvwtr ban. "all I hare ; to say he careful k Leopold- the at Belgian government ied" by an liierease of our knowledge, how you go about It. - My grandfather nmwm wtnm.tawiiirii nar jutdutaar on vllle the charge ot slandering the a. aartiaai. W.. Cameron. Forbes or ualesa be had wiM heart -- of atone, wrote his nam to mortgage on-- hie of the Philippine Islands, will Boon become governor, according to a well authenticated governmentDna of .life jnlsalonarlGg imiHt have fc1tremorae to the last farm and- - it looks as If my grandchilof Vlrglna,: and the ! r of his lrt ,nd to the United Sutes? Mr Forbia is Dr.r Morrison of Man," dren will have to go ahead struggling ' . "7 - 4 V to "L"" other la the - well known negro mis- 5SI 8vecta t, WMhlnoa, D. C. . ,, the post appointed with it." . edition, page 70. altnwy. Dr. Cieppard, HeiithJbxJ Be&4d4h&4WfuU7t tell To.;JjrtaXna provo that complete" abstinence the family that I was walking by, and food for indefinite periods is not thought I'd drop in and inquire how from, ' they were. No, ho, didn't want any-- only conducive to good health but lso to perennial youth, Miss Claire de .thing speciaL Just took ft notion to niece of the famous' "faitttno Servat,: drop in. don't you know. "Well, I must Pr Tanner. Ja submitting herself to a be off. Beautiful nlght,snt lt?'r , remarkable series of experiments at Cleveland Plain Dealer. the Royal Charlte hospital in Berlin. Miss Serval ended at noon the othei Mr. Chamberlain as the ButltK day in nerfect heAlth a fnnt nt fern - the king's days... without nourishment of. any house service messengers has just lost kind, either liquid - or solid. During one of Its members, to whose thatime ahe llye in a glass cage. "Sir Joseph," a story belongs. It intorhlcir ireshTfetr waBpTrmpdTUT occurred! when Miw Chamberlain was innoToitiShe wag .then removed from placed iirthe ordlnarv , arthe!cdTdtff ' One Bitfht, or rather very early in ward, but she7 intends to abstain from the morn'ng, the messenger was sent food for another 20 days, living la the ' mineral water. Her to Prince's Gardens with an important "abJaet TlrculatlQiLlMr. Chamberlain, weight has decreased from 114 Bounds was working late and had sent all his to tut pounas, but her condition other aervantg to bed, and the messenger had wise j penectiy normal. She stated, peentrof-theent- h to waTrTTohgniiirberdre getting an dayrthatihe 7tnerer once felt answer to his kuock. aAA drink, and was entirely free from At last he gave a thundering Tt4at The young lady and presently had the satisfaction of fever or headache. seeing some one whom he supposed to j says that she was induced to become be the butler appear In answer to his a "faster" Jn order to cure herself of call, wearing a plain smoking Jacket chronic headaches and lack of appe- and smoking a she elajpipeTOh.ysaid tite. andftlso because-- a after period of &e JBeBnger"yen aayftiome atiasj; emerges rejuvenated starvation. hav you? There'i no hurry. It's only a message from the prime minister." u The "butler" smiled 8erenely,.and the and Hari Kari ' messenger, then recognizing his man, The busy man, who only baa time to stammered out t"l beg, your, pardon, read the headlines of a newspaper. Sir Joseph; I have a dispatclrlJoxrfOT hustled to a bunch of his friends" the up - you," other day with the remark; ."Remark , that. Very seldom you ever -aick . If .OIU e. . te the-cagc- Tmd : . ds d Do ft Now rl . ElectricGo n -- ! : 8anor.,-fIndeed?-iwr- . amonttfierojtftxouJlL l. coiftmit-siilcidertr- is d . -- y State Dank of Provo S ifrkvltthe 3 er hursday-tetegraphe- Don'--talk;rth- thsjr1d2 d,: OppMltrpostIce - jny -- -- IfAcademVenliei ml , -- ii: V lr f- BUtH-uua- -- l!ff'-V"Peficc- 2?n-'8?tti.- rB ri LVSl7i?T&G0. tni . 7 |