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Show f .. v- THE EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, JANUARY 4, 1926 TWO "I l.l.l WASHINGTON '""i " n Ati Independent Newspaper J" "' ill PIFFLING, 'RHYMES 5 .mason .' THE EVENING HERALD j TOIELY EDITORIALS ED IT NEWS FEATURES i I PRESS COMMENT Jl III! $ WALT mJk t . t - - ; talk for aa hour or two, ask a ro-rnruing traveler why be, returned ' from Florida. The OFFICE 1 j The Constantry Increasing Formerly Americans dixhred only taxes, work and cars- .- Xow, saya Lanaar l'eay, they doilse winter, aU CAT ao. self .1, ' About tbe only .way to lneult t ' Qtlnian (pompoualy) : 'I work trfri awada.vs, aays. Emil Jacobsen, MEMBER JkEWSPAPKR EXTEUI'RISeUsSOCIATION one each and throws all kinds of diet fans, I meet . is to tell bcfy)ie needs a haircut, with my head, air." MEMBER I'NITED rRE.S ASSOCIATION snakm and tell meNef, his feedinjf plans, with gladleni. . ... , - .. i, Couutryaiaa : "That ain'tlfbtUin. ; So does t woadpex:ker." ".' a Win. H. Horolbrouk harcTby my shack, and there I, li.thu'siasin;. There is a friendly nationa are those that K. Ounnar Kasinuann ,1,. loiter. and tell Qfngu$Mn my b4ck, of mumpi i ii is Insult one another politely.. 13 sure w ue 1836 fas a daily In 1922.' rubliated In the Old dogs Bsually know, toe many and itch ana goiter, inen-tper- e wigni; same diseases; for years he suffered, 'nlay r- - IfurfcM Huiidiug, 50 South l'irr West street, Prove, Itah, every eveulng the that' BtattrtIrahow tirlicka, anyway. - - who's had "Is , it.tru Provo HUrA.SMrt7: and Snnday morning. iAlivered by carrier iu 3 Bight. arid felt like Sweitzer cheeses.. At last heTead hliat women live to be' older than "-EXILES Teleplune Datura hourd be made at one lntni "They ought to. Palnt'i a treat now he's filled; from heels to dome, with joy and ivants; wound tlast matter at the iostoffice in Pwvu, t tab By Elllnor h. Nererosa. Entreed jou know." t ."Eat prtmes," he says, "three tirffes day to share V. Business Office Telephone and nothing else beside them, and all, your illawiljfadji .107 known" the sea Heart that ia-vRooms. Tuleuhonft r Editorial Remember the Sloeaa." lands. awav,' destruction wiilVtide them." I - had the J?suVy "Didn't I See you coins down the TERMS OF SUISI BIPTION , an old mas calisrJjjch threatened to destroy tne; J, w gulls winging by, - :mt tbe other day with, an appleliljlia-sloDellverid by rartlir per nivuth . . . . Tf2fl . ' on forever started eajting codfish bells, and now no paina annoy me:': In youfHiandT sununger ; lit nlvance lel!vered by carrier, per year, sail against the isky, a advice it is "a balls is for H-w codfish . my. Eat ............. In advanc uld ao. 1 Koinz 'Unite yvar, chap. I wai Delivered by MnHin lT'b owipty, goon you will be feeling nice, and fit to whipi copper. to call on the4oetor's wife." ;. HfUrtwd by mail in tnifc'tt Kiau,. outai Hearts that hare loved the dejsert v r """a.dvatipe' " . . .'V--. .T rjy. .1 ' , The nmrorka silhodtte, ' 'nzusbi wtkboke with seven In niade world The but Wat m cut'ri compares JvW LI SJMt you; miiat i in ut. Wide purple shadowed nietias ' ill adwrtisiHB K'D.V fur h"; m neceshave stitches your.. duys. ; 'Ion aee,. it wasn't r- . "iches and Anguish haunt you.. If you Cu,b never quite forget ' 11 ti'tlock, . m., r j Jf niher ftilmpnts hurt vou. eat artichokes, the. boiled' sary to ' coiisult the," senato. r , ' Una RpnHprpd Good Service. or fried your ills ivill all desert you." All 'day thfc sit. I long for yon as they long . Home, defines Win. Crawley, Is a four with warmth and: feeling dT the for For their rememlwred liinda. past the good old lads, aM't-dk- , . After serving Provo City efficiently where- yocan-go-n- d raise For miracles-'oKM- - all their P. f 7tpe adsrand healing you hold all that home means George commission, the fhember-of systemscrceddfld city years as a 'aiu beauae things went wrong ut Within your quiet bands. Tt,Mr flT! mn hnwri nnofipr ills and- leave all aches behind.. the-o.w.. ' -- ' or in flee work. your ' January fcitmsot. I kcop on takin? piUa while-- , tears of .anguish, commission was taken by Elmer Jacobsen. At, me, and still .-; ' ?; -'-j" Mr. ' defeated Billings msblind v?tmnoabibjte Pastimes. in, thelaujty election Mr.' Jacobsen out in the primary with a Biule's fe Playing ih jijan interesting race after they had won hind let's.-- ' ..' Tom .Trral. ltt ... ,. Oceu tXtUl , KlllinffSnaS JnniirnKnpV Mr. Ktn vnn nu.n fij!wiil anil. iU w a rt'jninr inmnai i,ni.. . , , 1 . i n Muriner nia'wicuuiuciRj ... . . rt ' , tt M Love is inequality .that nmkes a i ; ,t .tMi i u, tiifni ntirt PTifTtreuc in..nw wun mm rflB DIUOVMI hvps. now v.im't be open to eritutsau. ' " TIT rT PfVKTERs ' . a' jiwV i Patronage of tHeJ ii t B 'V - . irk ';r.ur l'IJlibften u 5Utt . " . iftttoV, -- Indicates Its Popularity as the Leading Restaurant of Frovb and Utah County.' it e , '""'r' wuo ntiu H"': Courteous - ServieeWiirj Alw?: Make Our Cafe 1 11 I XI lllCS .vt. " ' lL r -- W .v?r; -.- four .pntTM- t .jut rnwrt anrt ftrooTfisarve BUpervi31O0lHBioij -,- r7tn- nave aiso ks rm .t!5r, rt-al-- jiIiob. tomny times young mnti forget v 2 will go Into 22 ar week. """ ihw-rfi'i,""- 4 unnvntu J' E'!alS n- - DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By TV. L. Cordon DAILY 'P"U,'ar IT ., am tai.u I iwm-U- Ill's iic Aero. the 1 MISfSEH' figures are s:lx:i .rrt Ilenrt-o- f i.ndtnwi'rtf mi nr fatherSABO graHOLaw"-i?,- .r,r.v , Think what that means! At the mm Hiai'ii I, A- - tuwremcuuv rrmtn a rr a tlji) average rate of paymentif yon enroUatonce-roucanrmveyo- u car for early summer. Just when you would appreciate It most I See the nearest Authorized Ford Dealer today. Let him explain how you can easily arrange to ' drive your own car this summer bv navinff iust a few Hnllara each week. . - - ;..-- j" it ProfesHor Hjiber. fbfhfif"Hn'd"heMff-"i- , msti:iu!shed f oil And iwirnepie,,,--fio- cars i S), . JOHr ill ' 1 1 H' " i AAript. & i, Dctralt JJ '.it .I, in,;,, in'i hi , i ireifev Tirit- - rliPTtT'Ois tiell til ill - , fWtSl - ' i -- V waA ineaui.4. seu)f.jj JI'.iwhI t'Nit iu teiw)U2 O ,Clof4 Km tm oofo. i; Dfisnovntablft, rimt itnd motet f 8 ' t j r. 1 tnu.rF.f ' Fprdqedan66Q; l ii uo jiuuuwu inr ' !f i1 $260 l. ' 520 Tudor feIan 580 I.,. 1 " Coup dllflitV'ktftv (jRnbefit ri ;,ty, l4j(t7 iv.i! I'l. l ! f liw 1 aw'uSHpI iri AT w vt.:i' Ithiim Runabout Miiinense,,: We hone when he's at Heaven' ""'HBtet!? ;.)Iiiv va; o; '.v,l '..MUlJeteire t'ln Canfptsnee" .4 Wlffi'T" w . -- v t More than a quarter of a million people have taken delivery of Ford cars and trucks under this easy method of payment The average enrollment period has . ' been five months, " seventy-six.- "' 'i, g r V ..! "Well, why shouldn't she have? She was seventy-six.- 'j gli'.nn'". MhMhI 1 ... "South holds promise "of i 'V, CDiniiletem"" Short dresses make the. men more m. Kor diiy's tuishnprn polite. M. (X Baum, says you sel dom see a man get on a street trtr klieiMl ofi'oucl'In such a niijlit " Vr'.illi, trei .,,. ..).: i. ,, (iivs, eager, lotini";! lirwith lf mi Here lies the bjmeafltJkUlUlJt.JJatftj To LESSONS IX KXGUSI1 W. I IJIIULMN "Site had the spirit of garden's shadawy . Onftfefft.tth8Pthratstrike jn Maw fa an ti4af tSmo vi mAll the Ford Weekly Purchase Plan. 2 Burning your bridges behind you isn't so bud if, you run swim, l!I-llil- l ', MoreThaii ,250,000.; People I ads ui " tneflrrdad "Binh wonhiBf bav a.good.;fjn driving 4. J fS S a Mudx Wlty KWH'tness. mwm -r- -: w Lure is In Voi'tlls "'fFTEX nnpr service to his city," and f tnai lie iwiis !t fit! - . "t,; wvivwk""v;-i- . - -T. to'' fr . r i To Tiivill SfdSu tity-par- tiEatH - rftrft tSg 'iSJS The. tat it) .ort Oijas . e t To thtiw no longer young. night is a 'trys fur keei't With"Mtni its yet unsung. ' "J, the growing iiavc.uccu rail"""". --.JSKtai of the dty-an- d the system has otherwise btee ' almost cemetery, has been brought to an nfng basis. The cemetery has been extended through She of actions previously worthless for cemetery The cectiofi' of land has saved the city thousands section pertaining to the perpetual ' beautified. In fatvjhe ffihas been enlarged and tery i iicttor u 7 ," V cemetery as a wnoie na nevci ai preseilU vuwu Unmvcil nn1nrired and i ,,i Nlitljl is tfiwiiuie ?! departmentsI J rapidly.. Tlie conainou - tapMSj . a,"". '1 - n,ir;rw, ; A ,.ffj .w 'iSZTtt m T,.M Uanvj it A Good Place . -- j I. .a.u .... umi (Wfl n. ivent" Wl'n ni'vtir risked a single Tne" Kar,6M after cVeryrace was run ftfid-'!Wlllielm Inti'6t'-ii(1K'.- ' ( Tol'd how muuliioin he could have er-ieu uy vneiuicar anaiyMa linn tnp -i. won. oay oi in i,uv waters of rtie Rhine contain alwit to saw, split and pile its wood; ijid ,1XKI milligrams of 'gold ikt cuiiUr Here are some parts of Wong Hang of the bucksaw was heard in the knd occasionally nieteT of .water.. Admitted'.!, thiit Chdo.'' whose the boy hours. If peradventure ii mount is so small lliat it vji!.l Is a baclielor' la afraid man A who. His bend, his arms, and both his do to so forgot supply the not repay the efforts of utoderu i fiti daily to replenish knees ; orth f Iielug em before be .tins bad milogy..to immedLtely school, father compelled him toaally exjUoit it. But the tutal lie gave a laundry ticket to breakfast. -fjiwiitWy-of and intohr At--- "Xman. who understood TJhli ese," th in- the flitter ututle ocean annuiuly exmtl x to The, 5- -, i. i,before going oldspoetattood j i, task noth-iTAn- d t u long ton. . ; of could Modurn ItMiked say a, mid, the stiirs. a at boy was a .Once time, there wnVeasier upon the splitting. Many axe on' iies stand on the stars i.nd look .Experts in German folklore vtou Bifin wha brottghl back the nmbrel- slw but when it came to wield ng the remarks nto the gutter. der whither the ancient sage legm-iA he borrowed. Sharf he madp frequent and impassioned , " "Iu iin "RliUie. goltL1 whiuh .Jiii lwrd hia Sunday- - school teacher into i The 'Three' It's .'"Ronge; "Rolied Pay attention to' biihiness if ymi Wnguw pinbudk'd ,ln bis Nibfjljingi 0T,onorfa of delicht. A ' AUnt it to ay attention to- yon'- .- iliiu-;- , .s pr,ebaps inedia subtle Stocktig, Red Hot Mamma.. v ed apile eight feet long, four kiiowledite of, the existence, of gnli Moat of us are getting fttonc nnu U in tbe river If you want to bear, some one ,. tw fortWrlntvtrf the f SUDDliCS. .woodJnUHiOffB .w -.- thffamly TOM SIMS SAYS SSitSSeiwuible SwShtttt Kt' hStould Tg" SS bed.Jhe -th- e-alloted goid-eawi- ed l , . havhro "4ve wlsTSter to all intents and purposes the buck- h are relics of an antiquity contemporan-w?tthea stage coach and t late recollection presented to the view of the well and the in.the that hung bucket oaken old the " ' SdSSck .S,J".'S tat mere aic owuw Standard..Anaconda, ?h.prvihan profafttty AlMhobd ii. Better: lArkansah . . in OVMrOOOOl NA.STABBEO EE i STi LU OS?. ILL CRACW VOt IP MtereA oumPiki ack! ear S QA LIKE OO Or4 GOSH WILLIAMS kXNSrt - '. SQO A ACK I ANOLD,r4Nt QA. J of dnprse tit"i,,nfi'mal wslns, - religion!", and wailia hi life can.utilre W lltic.-ffertaln pitrposea tvhii'h all Tm rowI." Genprttllr. how whiob evi r, there ar a fiw refu ctKipenitiim with fami other ,ixia auy tcriub or t any eud, . ije matter bow extciiiiUMduate s -' Good 1 HAD SOME ETHtR! " . flr of the Vniti-J- l Sates 'Fatlur Mornn, tiun atttibutaillf ff - "It OSlI ? -- ' )- . 1 tht Rock-(Ark.- ; Smooth bps-sio- Senate, myself and 11 the reft ui:re'l." related Rabbi Jack, "that, the Kn Kins Klan miiHt be ."It'rt a eoromniivlnrf a ivtUwI tpprwentfid on our general commitof intolerance lifts prpralled In this tee. We felt It would be the hel(!ht tlx- of Inconsistency on our part to pPTHapa tbrniichoul tforld in recent years The Ltltle f reach 'letter tmd Tatandine after bt "at the outset, MinirteriRi Ai.iln-!Lavinabown, f 1 A '. history to de'iv the first er tbe prayer which oriens evpry MANUFACTURED BYr THE COLUMBIA STEEL CORPORATION. ASK FOR PRICES AND IN- 91 STRUCTIONS:- - - WE HAVE MEN AT YOUR $ERV-- , TCT? AT AT I TIIICC! JVf rklHTrkXTCTO rpr rTT WW FIRING WITH, jBOKE. Wanb-hi!;lon-j;- o In K3 ALL SIZES evoke less P. Moran. The former woa In atieml the rwent "Red ('row eoiiference, and while here, by the way,, set the remrd of being rithbf BfJI A-AC- V siM'latlon -- ' ill! -- BY As the "Week's." chairman, theS chose R;iW1 Enianuet "J. P. STEWABT NEA SeiUe AVriter. By CHAHr,l: aWe - WAY- i(WMe"Bt't Hailed Big Success t BtilV WTOUR govern- axsoflutiHii Indmcd the th-McRflit, to pnM laim 1'or, T.- ' ter tnderatandlnp si Understanding Week . 'in - with the requirements of the ' kitchen that" invariably exhausted the boyB pnprffv to say othing of his vocabulary. wood sawing is now as much Except in politil circle, r effort' to. repopulanze it is no and ,t'of datVas fog rolling, ' Sdv to succeed. Dire emergencies ensuing from a coal ?SS aw aw-fif- - t - r f- -, . ri-- tuimivtt didn't YardrS.Untrersityyef -- aiewn-y uHneratandint; anions; aiHiTimt ra-- j 'better undeiviandinp all around." . cfttl, national, Jeliprlona, poliiical'r abd'aoetfil fotijia. With a view to j ArtcamW first "Better this Btate bf affairs, the standing Week", was Jn 102LIt T'nder-reniedyln- g M.... SAVIMG- A OOLLAF?.' - imi ar wa mwict, we. r 1 ' , . ' Thonol7 4 |