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Show SRO VO-(UTA H)- -E V-EN I-N'G-H E R-AL Dr. MONDAY, MARCH 6, 1933 PAGE THRED-. THE IniERALD PrlaIm -.Libert? ' thrah all tke laa Llberty UU '"" if "Every A tere except Saturday, tifSnlar Moralas - .PubliahedJby the Herald Corporation. 50 South Firstly :Wet Street. ProVo, Utah. Entered tecondnsl&mi I matier-at the pOetdf tloe -ia -Frovo 'Uuih, tinder lth 1 , ax:t o Ttfarch . 1879. , . ."-w -' Oilman. NlcotLaRuthman. National Advertising representatives. Nw Yortc, gan FrncEieo. .Detroit. Boston. Jjo4 Angeles Seattle, 'Chicago. Member United Frees, N. E. A. Service. Western Features and the Scrlpps League of Newspapers. Subscription -ternrs-by tttrrler in Utah county 60 cents the month; $2.75 for six months, in advance; 15.0ti 'the year,, 'in- advance; by mall, in 'th county 4.40; 'odtaide Utah county, f?S.0O. i ii-i it t7'i i in i i in i in r, (Hi hVi i Concerning the "back-to-theland" movement, a reader writes that it is Utterly-impossible'' for many people to take the initiative in he matter, and that the state must finance "them. . ' ' At the risk of appearing harsh, -it seems to ois ?that people peo-ple themselves MtfST- take the initiative ;Hsna that only in this manner can-the experiment besttccessful. " IA, Perhaps it is an extraordinary thing for a family to shove off Into the country and battle life from the ground up. 'But these are extraordinary times, calling for extraordinary extraor-dinary 3ierre and texertion. "- SdnJ'df'-us have just got to be pioneers, all over again. It'Will b; tough, it's true, but it won't be as tough as the experience i our. grandfathers and grandmothers went thru in the 50s iand 60's. And; there were no government schemes to finance THESIZThey got a chance at a chunk of free land, and thatV-all. There is no more free land -but there are ways and means for a determined man to get a foothold. Butthemain angle of the thing is its psychology. The back-ttf-the-la'nder whoas wetnursed is going to continue to demand wet-nursing, forever and ever. The man who takes his brain and 'his two hands, and battles thehmg out alone is uch itiorS&Qikely to win. " This seems perhaps, a stern doctrine. It is. liife is stern; nature is relentless. She demands that a man stand on his Own feet and fight her to a standstill. Americans have leen, infhe st, singularly successful in that battle. And "they 'will be again. iBetrayalOpDefeat Senator Borajis assertion, to a New England manufacturer, manufac-turer, that Congress toaid not confer extraordinary powers on theesidetit Without the cowardly betrayal of its constitutional con-stitutional obligations," is probably perfectly true; About the' only trouble is that that cowardly betrayal seems to hiveJtdken place 'already. - That it should be Congress' job to make a sweeping change Tin governmental organization and drastic cuts in governmental expenditures -goes --without saying. But Con-; gfesg 4lms,'hadiflmple- time in which to do -it, and it 'has demonstrated dem-onstrated pretty clearly that the job is just naturally beyond iti The one certain thing is that the job has got to be done, and it has got to be done right. If Congress con't do it and do it speedily it con do nothing less than give the president a free hand at it. Observations On of life's mvsteries to. us will alwavs be how Sam Insull failed to get. a iditiffrbM; the Reconstruction Finance. corporation. f Ef f iciencv exnert savs the wav to tret thinirs done is to a - - r r tlimisiate motions. Somebody ought to tell that to the legis lature. ! A mental hazard is what makes vou walk around the building four 'times before you finally go on up to see your dentist, X - ' . i-i-.-yi: t v - J 'Husband in the hand is worth two. or three careers" says woman writer. Maybe so, but it sounds like a trap to US. Yariety Qufestions Answer to Prcfiotfs luzxl6 RORIZOXTAIi lOnager?" ! 4 Ktiave.or clubs ; : lafloo. 1 Ot,:lhat U.IB-state U.IB-state is Boise ' tfra: capital? -v. . t Trite. i'roid atitf-sllTer . thTeasr is fiwimbi autcwjohlles. 15 Rowins UmnlemenC-i .lf-vr-ifcjt til A. W ac ,i jiIaIi i. Ia IrI huge -mineral asaphlerefore."? resources, -f 34 sed sbajts. 1$ Woolly Outface 3tf itbev Carrying 1 Stair. 21 Time during ; -which a 1 sorerelgn rules. - 22 High terrace. 23 Who sold his t birthright lor 1 pottage? ,25 Myself 25 Growing but. 28 Badly. .10 Conceited peertl6n. . , 38 ptsetttlKHlied 41 SnareM ; - 42 Mooley apple 44 What was Peter Paul V ; nubens? , '46 liop bush. l Pocketbooks. 49 A snickier. 61 Ah old capital of, Egypt.: 52 Giver. 1 If tilt? 14i 1 i VEHTICAli' lTeai, .- 2 Membranous vbag.': - 3 Humbug, 4 Efttuary of , Tocantiris Ri?er, Brazil. 5 Collection of . facts., vi.tiy.. ' 6 Something whlch attracts. 7 Angry. SSmeU. ; 9 flag. 10 Rfatal contract. 11 Genus of cattle. 12 foe. 13 Forcible restraint of speech. 14 Mineral spring. 17 To bind. 20 Enamel. 22 Small .grotesque figure. 24 'Rubber tree. 27 Frost bite. 29 Envoy. r 80: Offices. ; 31 Who'wrote th "Three '-; Musketeer8?" S2 optic; v 33 Male ehlW 3S Python. 36 Falcons., v 37 Form -molstpra. ' 3 Pronoun. . . 40 To case for. 42'By.. ; . 44'House animals. , '4 f Disorderly behavior. H Falsehood. 60 Antelope. Sitting m. i w Practically all the wests's state legislators have taken steps to ensure en-sure -their farmers remaining in a state of depression at lEt for two years rnoxe r . which is rherely another way pf ;saying that all the state legislators legis-lators 'have been busy taxing city people for the'; "benefit", of farmers farm-ers ' 4his will resultas it always does in the taxed people making more money and the untaxed farmers far-mers 'making less but as. it's all done at the request re-quest of the farmer maybe nobody no-body should complain ialtho of course everybody will including the farmer 9fi 3fc 9f 9f tTaxfng Oity people and 'relieving" 'reliev-ing" farmers, of taxes is a Usual sttiht of legislatures and congress with the 'result ttiat for a ceritury city people 'have -been cget-ting cget-ting richer and country people have been "getting potjrer due to the working of economic law and if the farmers can only get city people taxed high enough the farmer will become a sort of serf whie'rt is the direction in which 'be is headed md serfsdf course don't pay ;;'a"ny taxes - When a 'city population is overtaxed over-taxed to lighten 'taxes on the farming commuhityth'e city does two things it btrys less of the fanners' products and so lowers the price level and the worth of the farmer's farm-er's land and it raises the price of what the farmer has to buy from the city in order to take care of the added taxes t this results in the farmer's cost of living going Up--and his income going down-rand if the farmer wants it Chat way it's all right with this highly-taxed department 9fi 9f 9f 9f Every time the farmers unload a new tax on us we rejoice because be-cause we know that in the ong run it wfl benefit us financially we shall make more money and the farmer will make less if this was the result of some deep conspiracy on the part of city d ellers . we would .iave qualms of conscience but the farmer does it himself and keere on doing it in spite of hell and high wafer and you might as well take advantage ot what you can't stop anyway 9f. tf. 9f. 9f, You Would think thatafter a. century or so somebody in a legislature leg-islature would wake up to the fact that taxes always make the taxed ritlier and the untaxed poorer and that to make the farmer prosperous he ought to be highly taxed and the city fellow "relieved" "re-lieved" of taxation but there seems little danger of any legislature discovering that and so our personal fortune Is 'fairlv sflfe AND, lilSTEN: If the farmers go on many more years as they have1 in the past Ciey wD. very shortly untax themselves int slavery. OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS " f , . .p -. FT" , n - F?' .-: Mi it " TaTl ps . 4 ' 1 T? "S& "Pf sir 3s zET - ? . m --t '. r 47 v i ".'..- I 49 4 r y r.yO.::- ri-- - - Lb ATTEND VETS' PARTY SPANISH FORK The following state officers of Jthe Sons and Daughters of Indian War Veterans and Utah Pioneers, Commander J. B. Hughes, Adjutant J. J. Banks and Captain A. T. Money of Span- Jsh'Fork, and first vice commander Alma Fullmer of Springville, motored mo-tored to Moroni Thursday to attend at-tend the Party honoring the Indian In-dian War veterans -and pioneers of Moroni, Thursday night. They re port having had a very pleasant time. TUBEE GUESSES VvteEr'ARe THE1 US. Federal pemitentiari WH4T nATlON'S FUS1S- What country- has Ml largest percentage per-centage OF HOME tWAKjfTtO TO GCT ttEM X0 HALF DROVMKi AS, DUMB AS VSiHW OlO HE BRMG IT ( vTv VACR ? V RMftove im fromt of -rmMV s s -r ? naji-w -that domb' l OlO HC POMT T MW V " Vfe PoSrttO OONKi ' -rne cap"? x Kwonn-- , vC , i ;;r rAOTv-E:QS Ct.T CxRAV. r l933 by nea stwwct. twc. rcg. u. s. Pat. orr. l-b WEIRD READING By Hill Billy- 2- Howdy, folks! College athletic ath-letic ussocUttaons have been hard 'hit by the depression. The- Cornell erew --sqUad "has voted to pay their own trip expenses tltfs year. But there is no truth to the rumor that the University of Wahlngon oarsmen will hitch-hike their way down to the Berkeley regatta. re-gatta. 9ft 9ft 9ft 9f Why doesn't the Washington squad put an Evinrude on the stern of theii shell and motor down to California under their own power? 9f 9f 9f 9f A monument has been erected in France to the memory of the in- (HIU Billy's views in his aOy stones are his cwn. They do not " ' necessarily coincide with those of this newspaper. EDITOR). My readers, bless 'em, continue to intrigue me with an ' unceasing flow of pamphlets from various minor sources. Today I have been poring over a bundle of magazines from London called "The Pioneer of Wisdom," organ of a sect that "lias been going for a hundred and forty years, but of which I had never heard. I guess I am of the earth . earthy indeed because ! found no spiritual message in these tens of thousands of words. Others evidently evident-ly do achieve comfort. That is fine. I closed the afternoon going over some writings of the Humanists, and those remarks are more down my alley. About the only difference I can discover between the Theosophists and the Humanists Hu-manists is that the latter devbte all their energies to this sphere and plane, but they preach tolerance, sympathy and communal relief thru cooperation. Thut is the increasing tendency of all the ethical forces represented by what we term Unitarianism. I imagine Fosdick is a Unitarian and doesn't know it. The Humanist platform is stated like this: "To humanize religion, disseminate science, stimulate thought and promote good will." That is a program pro-gram that all unselfish citizens in a free country should indorse and endeavor to promote, yet it is significant that the vast majority of our organizations - yes, and laws do exoly t:-ie opposite and thei e never has been u time in this country when it was more personally expensive to go against the rutted "IhlnkinK" of the mob - a "thinking" entirely dictated by the desires !foj supremacy of the master class -than it is today. Not even the New England Puritan and Pilgrim Fathers had so narrow an attitude toward freedom of thought and of speech as have some of the chief leaders and most iatriotic" groups in this country today. At least the Puritans fought for personal freedom aside from religious creed and the incroaehments of men like Governor Winthrop were bitterly resisted by the humble, shiny-nosed farmers. So far as I can discover, there is less tolerance and less fighting spirit for individual liberty in this nation each year and instead of promoting pro-moting sturdy independence, the depression has promoted mental serf-dom. lis HILL BILLY rqusicial, is legislator-Lake. from Salt 3- ventcr of champagne. This is more than anybody will do for the inventor of near-beer. ff f 9f 9f. I CANDIDATE FOR THE j I POISON IVY CLUB ! The jigsaw puzzle that you j ! work for five hours before j you discover that 13 of the I Paderewksi may be named presi- j dent of Poland. Well, w'ny not? j Alvin Keddington, another great POLICE TRAFFIC REPORT . E.rn Pinchpenny, well known local citizen, was fined for driving his car with im-j proper headlights. head-lights. In order 1' to save money, J Mr. Pinchpenny j had replaced the electric bulbs in the headlights with fireflies. He was released on $20 hail. Photo by Sam Kelly. Congressman McFadden urges the coining of a half-cent piece. Joe Bungstarter, who is Scotch, is in favor of the idea. He says u half-cent piece would be just about right for a restaurant tip. INTERNATIONAL NOTE ( This country is said to be j exporting thousands of jig Haw j puzzles to Germany. Revenge j is sweet. Didn't Germany tend j thousands of saxophones to j this country. Sernm! 9f 9f 9f 9f -ART SHANNON. ANSWER'S ON PA&'&tV&M M ieUere all dryaest and lrritttIonfcy.ppltaar J Uentholatnm night V yr l nd fncrnlng;. . . : i In India, the fakirs present a spectacle to tourists. v Tiro, Joyely performers break bottles and lamp chimneys before the eyes of the audience,and throw the jagged pieces into a box already filled with broken' glass. They, step barf footed into the box and do an Oriental dance in the glass Without injury- EXPLANATION: The performers toughen their feet in a strong solution so-lution of alum w&ter and thoroughly rub them with pulverized resin before they appear. They throw the freshly broken glass around the edges of the pla'tform. The glass on which they actually do dance is very thick, heavy, and filed or ground so that the sharp edges are rounded off. The girls just preend to dance on the sharp 'glass. Sovkce: "Magic Stage Hhtsitm.t and Scientific Diver sums" by Albert A- Hopkins, Munn & Co., New York. 4 TO B . . . ITS JfOUE IU2V TO Aatojv One of the tricks of cfgarette advertising advertis-ing is to pretend that"HeatTreatment" is an exclusive process,making one cigarette cig-arette better than any other. EXPLANATION: A cigarette manufacturers manu-facturers use heut treatment. It is a routine process of manufacture. The first Camel cigarette ever made was manufactured under the heat-treating y : process. Every one of the billions of Camels produced since has received the necessary heat treatment. Harsh, raw tobaccos require interi sive processing under Tiigh temperatures. tempera-tures. The more -expensive tobaccos, which are naturally mild, call for only a moderate appticatidri of heat. Heat treatment never can make-cheap, inferior in-ferior tobacco good. r It is a fatt, well known by fr "" leaf tobacco experts, that Camels are made' from finer, MORE EXPENSIVE tobaccos than any other popular brand. i i m This is the most; important statement ever made in a cigarette advertisement. Weigh its words; Consider what it means. Then try Camels. Camels are fresh . . . in the air-tight, f t&elded Humidor Pack. JVO TRICKS s&sr COSTZI&R s - K "Jl ,4 T " t" 1 " ; - 1 1 f MATCHLESS BLE ND .... T" f"- ,. . .. |