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Show ' PEOVO EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, AUGUST 9, 1926 'f. J .IU NEWS FEATURES JRESS COMMENT TIMELY! EDITORIALS WASHlNGTpNEWS HERALD THE EVENING r4.. f """rt- IPPUNG RHYMES r -- v.-- :r isf f- ;-- f - An Independent Newspaper, .. Hi - - iii K.JBanar Raimuaua IIASON ii' FRA GRANT MEMORY I'd. fain be honest crood and. kind, bo when I leave this world of guile. 111 leave aflieroorjr behind that friends will Xdlto cherish for a while.. Too often when a man has died the par son Das a horrid time explaining how he always tned to "IVAMI make a record clean, sublime." The parson knows, as all men know, the late lamented was a jay who'd sacrifice, to gain is the .- J- ..ut ....,V ............. .... BoomiKlephope y.'-- ; i daily toT2Xi PuMUked BaUbllahad k a Herald bullditig, OU ou!l nm, ivw mmi rraret uui, pt Sajuriay, 8 f aaaniliii'Denjw who never did a kindly thing, Vho had na mercy in his heart, Late View, Vlnrjard, Orem. rrovo ocn, inu rieMn i TafepboM M. I'd make it easy for the priest, bo he won't have to knock on ulalnfs wkatem TOrtre rdoaM be mad at esc. entered a aacoad riaaa matter al th yoaUfflc IB froTa, Utah. wood, when he dedares.My friends, at least this nan wan honest, kind and good." Iii hateia have jthe pastor feel when Editoria) Weekly-ii"ilftd;ji- nj rwrb iey :f iliilliillrtnilWi .............3JO h TMMlndfUlX llftl KHi eaunty, iier year, to advanc Delivered by Mafl to HWtyt paf Delivered by naU Ik' United Statea, jDutalda " tdvanoa I.Hu.iat MXtr'r:" 7". fij-P- cth-1p--- tb ltta .. ;,.......;.........-One Reason Enough ye" HJO nfrf1 l ' ATmonih ago a number of KientisU most celebrated of them Wing Capt Donald MacMillari, were Of little value agreed that the airplane and the balloon were in Arctic exploration. Captain, the first to, criticize the use aircraft in efforts to reach th pole, was more temperate -- . a BY - ENTER fRIB ASSaCHAnOM ' MEMBEB NEWSPAPER rm- ia Sfewari The OFFICE CAT - 'Mi IETTEQ a WASHIXGTOX BejpaeaUtlTe Lankfo'rd'a recept Wflliain Lla some circtessbe li oHwidered ta Wssliington a "the SodiHa' of uiisiKlliuesd" ha&u'Jt a nice girl If she doettu't awear excel)! when she la out of Tclgaeettea. made blui tbe nwA iopular of (be 1a the capcoiigresniiien who linger ' is... Wlllard Howards saya a radio bug ital . is knows by the number of tnbea be -- laukford "probably- - floean't care, cao aupport 'W buwtjver. popularity ia, the, Jlth congresaiouHl dibtrUt of Georgia la tef-etm- 'a During the past few Weeks more people have been : . served in our stores and markets each succeeding 'week r tn ri S ir ' 4 than were served the one previous,'j! This continuous increase proves to pur extreme pleasure that the food 'all through the last Beee Btui-- aay wheiTSiiue round niiKodlineaa. er diH'su't play euuare you-ge- t an ! session of congress be kept trying to bermeH i prt a law pajwwl putting eternal trlhngle. tumiiy aeat Bundny v& ou tae eap- Artifidal light wlU make a hen ItaL If there la any oue thing 'that ut a bricklayer won't the vast majority of Washington-ladon't want,' it's a lid tiuiiday lay more when b9 la lit up. a reason for this increased patronage," and while we do not wish to. appear boastf vS, yet It Is a source of satisfaction to know that we have been able to bring the 0. P. Skaggs system food sforesjyithirj reachFso many more thousands of people. . There Is from the boneyard he entralflg;that1iefd made eulogistic spiel which cosThira"Onsciehtious pains, Have him think, eaia were wen aeserved-by-tft- at poor wight, neinjnjrsi who rests at last his dreamless head out in the rainfall and efJytfti the flightr-- Hf tttdlectTras-fi- i wer typer his jfidgmentwas il o. now incline to skid, his knowledge wasn't sound or ripe,-- but rrj.s. yasWhgfon Is aesustomed to he was good in ail he did." It's better to be ood than rich. The shorter skirta" la on tta way, l fashion tip; . fjulte wtde oen Sumla.vs to 'According to it's bgtter to be kind than great;, old fashioned sentiments Wcllt-- tmtlt.xut,,but 4(t u pray swl movies, to ten noda founf these.-whi- ch are doubtless stle and out of date; M T often The jiosky garment, doesn't rip. tains and cigar stores and a certain amount of other, retail business, to hope when I enibark for regions eternal sbrintr. oH friwidn who knew me will remark,"He was as straight as any string?H watterita manager) r Thecntie-- i m t ' bnse-bl- T j call . for to-- wavs-arou- so;vThisrowtliHHiibt-nly4nc- p a ..Winn of enthusiastic patrons, but will strengthen our organi zation and make possible greater savings. .1 - th 0. P. Skaggs system stores will open Several more nd ! Ells-wor- i t all sore n facilities which' mv hartrflin. l'lg. balloon as having much .value $i such undertakings, and con uprear, and rant, in a jnHy afternoon Vtff, even make for Then It ; take Manager hway, yon T" sidered ships, sledges and, dog mucn more aepenaauw hhu he4 some, that- - Is4 kliLfiil mucn saier. morning, -twaxr4i6nrhave,flowri So the District fought Lankford's Perhaps aeare;andw:yfi Some folks talk like they'd Just to the North pole, Lieut. Commander Richard E. Byrd and liikcn a mouthful of hot mush and projiosed "blue law" hard. ' "it fought It so hard that a free their cuss the telephone for giving his pilot in an airplane, and Roald Amundsen, Lincoln (WILDSLlE) them the wrong number. fight all but started among witness and their subordinate personnel in,a balloon. es before the A month ago the opinion that ships, .sledges and dogs of The lie, Hhlny white md eal aa anuor l)o Hot criticize the fellow who house District Tonmiittee which was were better suited to Arctic exploration than aircraft seemed At the fHt of your purple mountain god; wears whiskers, snaps fiester Han- - considering the Lankford Bill. i. iinmiPsHnnnrJv sound. It still may be sound. Yet it is an And your world nema-- a pure and a IhiI one -Therenpon ChairmfinlIcTnd ad Or Mi Mnyle the poor nuin ' hfisn't In to the pole airplane established fact that one, can go Where only the holy and puri) may trod. Jonrned the d)cnmmlftee meeting chin. any one can' established -get is that, further .And balloon. ' ' a M and said he wouldn't rail any more back to civilization, or to the outposts of civilization, a 101 But limt iiiKht I was down to your 'pagan shore . . 'Corporal:- 4'Hey yon! Why : have- "uiitll ,the angry Your wnters were walling a barbaric alrjquicker than when he travels by dog sledgjejkndaits fojthe : by these hearings has had time Jo n't you shared?0 ""Tneltingrice to liberate his Tou7h,yi( h'(l hungry Hrms out aentra the Moor i'nvate: "There were Blr others cool." The achievements f Lieutnant Commander Byrd and of Aud twined ringers thru Its (nngled 4ialr. using the mirror and I think I shav- the Amundsen Ellsworth : expedition emphasize truth in-- u Thus the Xjtnkford BiHwas kept ... ... ed somebody else!" corked clear up until the time Von temiK'd the rocks with your finitely" more irnpOrtaiit to'the world as a whole than anyand call ; FOIiSAKEN persons adjourned. hid your fhunie in a sullen black shawl. 3W thing'it may Jeam abbuV the Arctic It is that mostcannot be Washington isn't sure it can go can see ten .reasons: why, "any given undertaking By lue Griuim on with its wicked ways I am forsaken! ! carried out successfully to one for its success. One should indefinitely . . Now the isky though. Lankfoul promlsea to have on ! the -- view most his been .feet .My taken has aniTkeep goat proposals critically," " his bill up trntin the first thing" next :''t .My Ire and my Wrath hae riben! Ik lighted again by th patriarch sun, ground. But it is the man who sees why a given thing can I lecemlx-rof off in pal carries my Vho a cant be done rather than why it project through Ami .vou lie, shiny while and culm ns a nun it's no h it woift pass, either. 'Cause took be gfi assoiny to execution- Byrdr Amundsen, EUsworth' and their, A good (uink tne m4.mrTriTll(in took his'u! "tackled the A.. Guest, Mr. Edgar ciates, in the wordspf cnirftal I, ti,) Lie, ch. lie! fl)I1 Sundaygi that couldn't be done: and did ifKansas City Postfifty-seve- 1 t More stores Soon tf mirigMOhjCiirpiai . buying public, fully appreciates the advantages to be derived from trading at the 0. P,5kaggs system stores. m i j v. Ile'waaiiTt jaipuhir io VMKbiosti even before he called it a ''Sodom of arquired.j - , - niiat'he'a.'ljiterested la. - . - If you are not already one of our enthusiastic pat-- j ren: visit oneibf our stores tomorrow, .You wiB not be expected to buy,, though you may do so should you - -- ' '. r -- shlp.-1-"":',;-";!- passlong-anius- desirei--- ed ' " : t:- - .. . " f pray-kls- s lrk . ... ' '; - foodX WMSm I Stores, I - . 1 Tennis Queen Turns Pro - -i - thing Science, and. Faith One hundred and twenty-?- it foung.men of the Fable : Once upon a time a woman was jierfectly satisfied with F all her home; Cali- The World's .Biggest Fans fornia Instrtute.tf..Tetf tical world the other day fortified with a truism that should enlighten their lives. Dr. Robert A. Millikan, the savant who has directed their mental molding for years, hammered into in the closing words of hia commencement the corner-ston- e " ' address: . ' I . "Real w ipnow walks humbly.with-lt- s GQdl Comine.from the foremost scientist of his" generation, , ; that statement sounds a warning and a hope. d The young men who heard it would do well to remember it. The rest of us can profit by thinking ' ' i.':i'4;,-i. about it. , - - For" generation upon generation religion has taught us ta takeitertain things for granted. ; Why we do not know, i-rJexcept that He who' walked on Galilee's shore told' uS to have ' . . . faith. . , orne doubted and disbelieved. They are called agnostic? i ' and atheists, scientific advance models have In the generations of which of there was no basis some for the that things proved nothing more norlfess than rebut faithful acceptance-ar- e actions of matter, stripped of mystery, bv the chemist ot ... physicist. The atheist said: "Hold you so". . ScienceJtself only thirty , year ago, felt that It hac reached thfr uItimate,There were no more elements; thert was nothing smaller than an atomi the finite jnind had com- tb 1 Hen ' aitha-twpleted the formula by whioh jt woiild solvethe mystery " " " 1 J -- 'VWW f ' l.:t: K' . . ''' t ft l s& . . ; eternal. And then science found a new element riot one7"bu twenty-twojthem. Science found that the atom disinte ' "grates and creates new atoms. Science found in the words of Dr. Millikan, a scientist, a "new field, entered by new physU "cal processes in which the ultimateness of. the elements dis' ' !. ', appears. Dr. Millikan gave his message to his relinquished .charges x in 4,500 words, in phraseology mutually understood. ' Ta the .man in the street what he said .was this.: .yi "The more we learn the more we know that we liye tc .Carl Nelson says the slogan of today: If at first you don't succeed, open a real estate office! . .....I. .. Hisiu.. .w ay ro nuiKe aiiuiuer unihreHaast for years' is to keep . learn morejTX rTiri ,7, - - That's scientific warning. "Real science," said Dr. blet nutrlrh . Aii' r your eye on tt " !..- f - lit in a white-dinin- g strange restaurant, , )urOurAVay t Milli- " ,'Angeles f Times. LOOKT MW 'jiST JuST. DRESS! CHOKE FEU-ER,CAm- TrA'SMipt..ARTi BLAM M "TR - Farm Returns the United States realized, an Jn- Thefarmjndustryj)f 1D25-2- come for the "season of of twelve billion dollars, the . departmcntrof agriculture finds' in a sumniaryi)f'alL.avail-abletigaf esTan increase of three per cent over the pfeced-in- g season. The department announces that the farmers enjoyed a greater measure of prosperity, in the last year, but still are' trailing well behind industrial. workers in the mattei JncomeThe-ayeragreturn to the. farmers of .the coun-ivz&Zb season raedroimd four per cept on investments, after, deducting rent'eharges .and' interest. on debts. ' . "An industry: that represents twelve billion dollars annually is in the major class and readily prompts the necessity oi offering every poskible encouragement. Measured in dollar returns alone this fact becomes outstanding but there Is nc great contact with the people as the farm-- . industry with-sg anc ing industry. OrrSTdepends the welfare, the the growth of the nation, interruption to this induse hundred atid ten.millior. tryjjnmediatelyi.iaelt.by mean ruinVv Its .would, people,.! paralysis ty," . .In view of its need .for growth,, there is mandatory upon ' every- economic influence and oblievery", legislattve-iod- y gation that shoulfTirest heavily. The time has coma wherJ the f$rming industry hiust go hand in hand with all other industries upon which the nation has bullded its Droirress and flofanother country where the n&tural lines, lie. so advantageously orjthis great" business As In and development faxust have the best Amencia. talent, 'forceful 'and1, permanent encouragement froni ivery - I EVERvfBOCN MOOSE WE.EOS eenr-- GKEF?ALLS VWHm HE "I H AT s ITIrt iicyjl ft any fraa. deep iu deeper . ' V fj J hat this country ueed Is a san itarium for men whose daughters have won bwiuty eontests. ' A e SWELL PlTtHER im SUM FER TH Moed t&ttI i don, Lntsr of ehsk In Lontlmeou tholt hands. T." 'ir)L - If they go strike French The boss, Is sd aleent nilrnhfl thin uie day he came to the offh-of going' to the golf links. "Right ovj rIMVV trrtetir Dug an oil well 7000 MtvxicHr; All we need to keep cool wlth Cuelidge is u su miner caaipr;- - V laid There SMACK HM MA! ft J LOOK Mrt CAQTOOM A WEvJER HAVJE WAUMTWiM ROOWO MERE GOES U : & , I 0O-1C0O- V0 t: " By Williams tOOK AT. ME il j-- -. U F A of - : f x e n Misrnoxorxcn "You call yourself an electrician comely. Pronounce the o as in "son" ind you don't even have a pair of "ot as in 'houie." ,liers." on'EX-- 'MIsrELLL'D: ihaiK-r-o''Well, if I was a farmer you ; i o final e. .vouldii t expect mo to carry a cow, MXOXVMHs disensV, hkknt--, 1 guess." iJlnes.s, aihuent, ntfecticiv dlsordei, complaint, malady, indisporftfon, inHut It is nearly always the unjust firmity.-.hat has the umbrella belonging to AVOliD STUDY: ' iVe a word the just. three times uud it is yours." Let us increase our vocabulary by masterSO'UE WE! ing one word each day.- - Today's "I never saw a iiurple cowr word PltOFFEH; to olfer for ac- I neurr hope lo Me one; ep!MHte. 'She tlet lined the prof Kilt from the milk we're getting now fered compliment." 1 iu sure that there must be one." " kan, "walks humbly with its God." That's truth and hope eternal.--L- os -- -- TT 1 SayDas to plastic-minde- , ByltV.LsGdrdon WOJIDS OFTEN MIS'S"! ' Optimist A man who feels' wirh J a angry like thirty.. ttuts - when he hasn't son)," "I was angry ut (an auim iwn a lone jithey In his pocket ' ' ilii mj. )" . . An " ''! T INENGISIL Archie Sorensou oajs It'fc a yueer thing that it takes a hot wdjmtii ' to knock a man cold. 1 : DAILV LESSONS ae to ; -- w 5 i At wqman tennis player of the'wwM She haa signed a contract ta play pro tennta - . - vrewntlng Sutnnne Lenglen. champion ho has turned professional. under he- management of also pllof of ,"BI" Granga. footJ , onll .Suzanne will tour this country In the (all. Ah offer of $110 OOo'' fo a foui nionthn' jaunt is said to have persuaded the he: iueen to anter . the professional ranks. . v - t . bliss that I Why not prosecute souielxHly for na setting iiirriiigefl(TOW3lfdelll!nr ttfiitey" cried t he ecsttrtic-lloT- pr, he pressed .his lips to her cheek. In future on mnrginsis a crime? the fimKul: young Jl kiss tuny be heard but should so never be seeA -- be' crooks will . 3. Xo.ald their u- -r "! :. Iff I i. e .try.-iorj.n- e; '1,- 'Vft f.l ' ; -- Dl. f ?. w -. a- k i . - o : well-bein- - . the--)n- -- will II . - ! ItVi I laU J '' fcUEbaLUWT 1 II I II 1 Jf I I A . ' -- ds' . quarter," ' '. '"".""vV;.:,' ' " ' t I (.m'iiwinun7 vici nrv I ? - , tDmi, ,ue II -- ' -- William Collier JrGeoxgia Hale watchlnd the races - in fhe . V, |