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Show 77hs Little Girl Short-Sighte- Got Well Quick OUR COMIC SECTION Just after her third birthday, my llttle daughter, Oou- W . Hr hnS nle- bad a sorlous $ 2 attack of intestinal XQfei flu, says Mrs H W. Turnage, 217 Cad- alder St., San Antonio, Texas. It left her ery weak and pale. Her bowels wouldnt act right, she had no appetite and nothing agreed with her. Our physician told us to gte her some California Fig Syrup. It made her pkk up right away, and now she Is as robust and happy as any child In our neighborhood. I give California Fig Syrup full credit for her wonderful condition. It Is a great thing for children. Children like the rich, fruity taste of California Fig Syrup, and you can give it to them as often as they need it, because it is purely vegetable. For over 50 years leading physicians have recommended it, and its overwhelming sales record of over four million bottles a year shows it gives satisfaction. Nothing compares with It as a gentle but certain laxative, and it goes further than this. It regulates the stomach and bowels and gives tone and strength to these organs so they continue to act normally, of their own accord. There are many imitations of California Fig Syrup, so look for the name California on the carton to be sure you get the genuine. - ft v. Events in the Lives of Little Men Wear Silk Shorts as Farm Uniform 2 THE Speaking of Mistakes FEATHERHEADS I ."HELLO CAN SEE X HAVE A VERY IMRDRTASTT 'NELL, i CALL MAKE tr-- E - S THIS THE Y EH ? COUNTY LOELL, TD . LIKE TO MAKE A RESERVATION, phone !.' to r POOR-HOUS- FEATHERHEAD PLEASE FELIX ! ' HOLDING OOOON THE RECEIVER. y 1 r ! WELU.IM BROKE, LOOK AT MY yirt OH THE WAY YOU CARRY ON1 you MADE A MISTAKE t aint x? if 1 OF $IOO IN ADDING YOUR r STUBS! AND SO YOU TAKE OH. IT OUT ON ME!! y WELL SUCCEEDED IN SPENOlNG MY UST DIME AND THEN SOME AND X HAVEN T HEARD OF ANY OE&T MORATORIUM FOR THE FEATHER HEAD FAMILY H! Dame Fashion wreaked havoc fora time In the lives of Russian village women. The trouble all began after the war when It became fashionable for women to wear short skirts. That fashion also became prevalent In the Russian villages, bringing sorrow to the women. The women were sad because the fashion magazines told about short skirts, but told nothing about what should be worn underneath these skirts. And women In the Itusslan villages suffered for a long time from this lack of Information, for no matter how they sat In the short skirts, the lace of the long pantalettes protruded. This crying need of Russian women was met by the cooperatives, which turned out nn Infinite quantity of silk shorts. Hence silk shorts for women were sent to the most remote Russian villages. It so happened that those shorts stores at arrived In the the same time as the tractors which were sent to the collective farms. Nobody knows who originated the Idea, but somehow It was decided that these silk shorts were to go with the tractors; they became the uniform for tbe women who operated the tractors. Now the gills operating the tractors or, collective farms wear only silk shorts, without any skirts at all, thus going far beyond all Iltiroponn and American skirt reductions and creating their own collective farm fashion. We gasp to think what might hap-peto a shipload of Uugenle hats. Boris Tilnyak In the Nation. u Natives Impressed by Missionaries in Planes Catholic missionaries In remote parts of the world are now making regular use of the airplane ns a rapid - AN THE GiTS MARRIED TVJ YEARS YOOMGER. .... BABY OLMAKJ and safe means of transport, it is learned. According to reports made to the Congregation for the Propaganda of the Faith, the use of airplanes Is now common among hiHinps and priests In the missionary field, especially In Africa and Asia. Monsignor (Irhson, apostolic vknr of Stanleyville, Africa, used to employ 61 days to reach certain parts of his diocese, lie lias informed the Rome ecclesiastical authoiities that he can now cover the distance In three days by plane. Similarly, in Siam, where the first commercial air hue has Just been opened, the missionaries now travel regularly by air. The moral effect on the natives of a missionary arriving by plane Is staled to he excellent, according to missionary reports. LOOCSJ German Statistic derived from Investigations conducted by the German government show that Germany may properly he designated as the Nouind of the Shortsighted." where else In the whole world Is there a country where there Is a larger percentage of nearsighted people. Of the German stutes where visional defects are most pronounced, Saxony was discovered to he at the head of the unenviable l!t. There, out of every 1,(RK) adults, more than 200 are affected with myopia Neues Wiener Tagblatt, Vienna. MercolizedWax d Keeps Skin Young dm m diretd Floe ptrwdt of 01 m omioff ftftd until ell defect euch ea ptmplee beer pl kin apt 14, Ub end treeklee dieapper hkm i then edit end velvety Your feoe leoke yeere youncer Wat briny Out tbe bidden beeuty of yuur ekio. T remove wrinkle uee one eunoe Powdered btiome iadI wttob bnel. At drtic etoree dnenlrnfl ui ooe-be- Mrooll Baby Taken ai Pledge Declaring that he could find nothing else of value In the hon.se, a tax collector In Iatulea, Bessarabia, "seized a ten month-olbaby and took it away with him. The father was behind In his taxes and the baby was held until he paid up. d Starving appeared In court recently with a demand that her alimony be Increased But, protested the Judge, If I remember rightly, It was agreed by Start thorough bowel action When you feel dlray, headachy, all parties concerned, that your presbillon. Take NATURE ent alimony was amply Mifllclent to REMEDY N? Tablet. Its tafa. purely vegetable, support you and your children. None mild. and far better than ordl- lU'NlUll I of vou are starving, are you? nary laxative. Keep yon TO MORROW No, your honor," admitted the feeling tight. 26c. W ALRIGHT woman readily enough, but my car The AUm Vegetable Laxative Is. You must realize that a car cant live without gasoline any more than gorecW'wSTjS children cun without broad and butter. A woman Bizzu , Black Locust Has Many Uses Captura Black locust Is a four purpose tree, Hazel Their engagement was servUnited States forest the says ice. It quickly produces good timber quite a surprise. Helen To him or to her? for posts and other uses; It roots erosoil strongly, thereby checking sion; its flowers enable bees to make a good quality of honey; and It is a legume. rJ be nodules on Its roots store nitrogen in the soil, enriching It for future crops. In addition, It Is a tree of beauty and Is valuable relieved this for shade. VV A quick way If the subbing pains of rheumatism Saved by Phone Call are crippling you, rub on good old How a man was saved from death St. Jacobs OiL Relief comes in a minwas a at call the told by telephone I This famous remedy draws out ute Inquest into the explosion which pain and inflammation. Its the quick, caused the death of 45 miners at tlie safe way to stop aches and pains of Bentley colliery, near Doncaster, ling-lanRheumatism, Neuritis, Lumbago or A colliery worker named Swift Backache, Neuralgia or swollen Joints. No blistering. No burning. Get a small said that he left the pit a few minbottle at any drug store. utes before the blast, owing to an urgent private message he received Down on tbe Farm over the telephone. Growing fishing poles, Illram? Naw, these are young trees. Ii Where Men Are Scare A serious shortage of husbands Is growing telegraph poles." suggested by the publication of the voters lists for the nine parliamenHIGH PRAISE FOR DR. tary divisions In the county of Cheshire, Ungland. In each district PIERCES MEDICINES the women voters outnumber the Fueblo, Colo. men, nnd the total excess of women "I could not praise over men In the county approaches Dr. Pierces med30,000. icines too highly even if I tried," said Mrs. J. K, Human Porcupine on Hike Sweeney of 213 W. Herr Usneckl Unergo, an Aus1 8th St. think trian artist, Is walking from Vienna one who has any to Berlin clad only In bathing trunks used them will nnd sand.ils and with 2 000 pins agree with me that stuck Into his bodj. He Is doing It they are perfectly reliable will do all that is claimed for them, if not more. to boost an amusement park In VienDr. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery na. Ilerr Wlsnockl Unergo sit.vs he is for the general health; impoverished can wear 5 000 pins without feeling blood, stomach trouble, bronchitis-gen- eral any discomfort. condition. And any woman who has tried the Favorite Dinner Dialogue Prescription can testify to the excelsatisfaction it always Rives. Theyre going to put a sales tax lent Fluid or tablets. All druggists sell on motor cars." Dr. Pierces Medicines Then, John, wed better buy ours this week. Burden Bearer lie Weve got to curry several At nn elaborate dinner, a man who appears to eat little may do so be- bunkers on the next hole. She (a novice) Why should we. cause he doesnt know how the What are the raddles for? things are to be eaten. RHEUMATIC run-dow- n Fight those colds ! UnEW winter begins to break up, wet weather brings on a flood of annoying colds. Men and women often lose fitness during such seasonal changes. Its an ideal time to take Scotta Lmulsion of Cod Liver Oil every day. Doctors find that the wealth of Vitamin A in this emulsion is storeJ up by human bodies and builds resistance to the common cold. This is tbe pleasant, palatable way for adults to take cod liver oil. Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J. Salas Representative, Harold F. Ritchie & Co., Inc., New York. Lutsk to Ot0 Scott A Bown 4 m die program "Adventuring with Con nl non iMrkner," on Sunday ntght atftOp m over (A Columbia Network and Statume KUYL Suit Lake City and h.LZ Denver At the Hockey Match Adaptable "Senator, are jou dry or wet?" Husband (a true fan) That Im walling for the referendum. gets $10,000 a season to keep Why Have Citiea? Courier Journal. Louisville net. Into the Cities, after all, me not alien that puck from going Ishavv first Wife game) (her America that growths, onlv bits of Charity rids the rich mans gold of have in reased much faster than the Any carpenter would board It up for I dross. Its rents 50 rest. 'Womans Home Companion. goal-tend- 1 tftfar- LC .GROOM IS E ,S A USUALLY AM COCK-EYE- QUESTiOH-MARK- . to LOOK HAPPY. BUT STHUL IF IT AiNT A BIG M.STHAKE LRYKI I H W0)Jv I - THE UGLIEST BRC IDE'S MAlD ALWAY5) AV CATCHES THE DROIFES BOUQUET BROIDE THE THjtgJ ITS The LADS THAT 0VER THAT PEG THE ROICE THE Q&' X? I - .V kr,- - 'Y (TLV;;.j TTX"' 'Aaf v It's easy on hands it's easy on clothes, its fine for dishes! Does more work because it makes 50T more suds-ric- ber, quicker, longer lasting suds. Never balls up; rinsca clean, softens water. Procter & Gamble . a j,b ; I, ' f f ' '''t J ' jf 2u ... v y M.v ' .j. 1 J |