Show JOCK PROVES QUEER Rotarians Discover That Professional Cant Can't V Play Golf H. H M. M Rowe chairman of the greens committee of ot the Ogden Golf Gol and Country club Is wearing a abroad abroad broad smile today Rowe defeated Jock fa famous Ia- Ia famous Scotch golfer in irs one of the feature matches of ot the Salt Ogden-Salt Lake Rotary club tournament on Wednesday Rowe had a handicap of 24 over oyer his opponent but listed d a victory without a handicap h ap was Introduced as a fa famous fa- fa famous farnous Scotch golfer at the luncheon Wednesday at the Hotel Bigelow He related the history of his family and stated that he held the course rec rec- record record record ord for the St St. Andrews course in Scotland He said also that Bobby Jones famous American golfer shat shat- shattered shattered shattered his record with a 66 He con con- concluded concluded eluded by singing a Scotch song was togged in and attracted unusual attention on ott the links Ogden and Salt Lake Rotarians were so enthused with that they swarmed around him and asked him to relate some of his experiences at the country club He said that tha t he was on a 3 world orld tour and that he was lending his I assistance in hi the construction of a anew anew anew new course at Salt Lake The big explosion came when Mc Mc- Queer was questioned by the sports editor of ot The Standard He was unable to answer some of ot the questions and broke loose with witha a II happy guffaw He then related the secret He was not a Scotch professional He was merely a 3 Salt Laker enrolled at atthe atthe atthe the last minute to carry out a practical Joke on the Ogden and Salt Lake Rotarians His last word was It worked to perfection and perfection and really I enjoyed It IL |